Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T13:53:45-04:00
Geez, I need to start waking up earlier. That's where the party's at, you morning people! How dare you.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T13:57:05-04:00
Aaw, I wish I had kitties who would nap with me. I have one anymore, but all our cats have been primarily outside cats except for her, a really old cat, in winter. When they're inside, they kinda explore all of our bedrooms, but I think they want to snuff us out while we're awake so they can see the terror in our eyes.
Jeff 2015-05-12T13:59:51-04:00
The early bird gets the worm... early peoples get the conversations.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T14:07:16-04:00
Jeff, do you even sleep? You were up later than me I think last night, which if I had the choice I'd be up to 2 or 3 am central, and you're on that much earlier than me, although I stayed in bed an hour or two after waking up.
Jeff 2015-05-12T14:16:00-04:00
Sleep is a crutch.
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They come when you sleep...
Diana D'Agostino 2015-05-12T14:28:38-04:00
I never received my decks. Who do I talk to about this?
They haven't been shipped, you could talk to god. Only if that's your thing though obviously.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-05-12T14:31:53-04:00
I want my decks too. Maybe we should head over to Oats' place with pitchforks and torches.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T14:32:22-04:00
Jeff, I have some spare hats finely crafted of pure aluminum foil if that would help.
Jeff 2015-05-12T14:35:08-04:00
I came here to chew bubble gum...
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-05-12T14:36:16-04:00
...and explode some kittens?
Jeff 2015-05-12T14:38:46-04:00
To stop them from asploding. Cats are the only thing that keeps them away. That is why the Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, as cat chased them away back in the long ago.
Diana D'Agostino 2015-05-12T14:43:29-04:00
No pitchforks. I just wanted to make sure neighbors didn't steal it or I missed it.
Jeff 2015-05-12T14:46:02-04:00
...man, and I went out to the shed to get my pitchfork for nothing?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T14:47:23-04:00
Diana, does that mean torches are still on? I like fire. Hell, I have a lighter-watch strapped to my wrist so I have fire on command at any *time* of the day!
The local Benito kitty just explored the garage, pooped in the grass outside, tried to help with the bike sensor mounting by holding my ass down so I won't fall, supervised us splatted in the corner, tried to test the bike and I helped him, and had his supper.
Got it. Ketchuped bacon. With sriracha on top. And maple syrup.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-12T15:33:29-04:00
Plain bread? Bleh. I'll take it toasted and slathered in pure real butter.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:34:09-04:00
Yeah, but most people don't inundate everything with ketchup, especially not as much as they used to when that became a stereotype only from the french. Also, bacon is an internet thing, not america. You're on the internet, idle, so there.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-05-12T15:34:38-04:00
Yes, yes. We all love Kevin Bacon and are all super sad to hear of his recent unemployment announcement.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:35:04-04:00
I actually just had 2 pieces of amazing toast, one with butter, the other with butter, cinnamon, and sugar. Toaster ovens give you so much more to work with.
It's different. From a different kind of wheat, something ancient and wild and with unmolested DNA. I have no idea how you call it.
Anyway, it's untoastable. Heavy, black and sourish.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-12T15:37:10-04:00
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:48:46-04:00
Wow, just playing trivia crack and I lost 2 games in a row due to incorrect questions. The first said one of Picasso's wives was named Olea, but they were Jacqueline and Olga when I looked them up. The other said trombones were too used in Classical music, but I know for a fact they weren't used almost at all during that era.
What the hell? I'm just watching the craziest video ever.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:50:42-04:00
no you're not, I leave for 20 minutes and you have like 37 comments on here!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:51:38-04:00
And if you want, I can show you literally the weirdest, craziest, mind-violating thing you've ever seen. But I'm afraid to post it here because there's no going back from it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T15:56:42-04:00
This game is so amazing. So simple, yet so challenging and addicting. I've beaten it twice in its entirety since it came out a couple months ago and am going through it again. Once you get the hang of it it's so much easier and more fun.
http://www.notdoppler.com/circloo.php
To sum up my thoughts on what i've read- Pitchforks bad, torches good because fire. Bacon bacon bacon. Bacon makes salad better. Chocolate makes everything better. Bacon and chocolate are good. Chocolate and salad are not good. Bread is good.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T16:10:54-04:00
So I checked 3 minutes ago to see if there were any new comments after 7 minutes. Nope. Come back 3 minutes later and you guys caused all this mayhem for me to read through. How do you know exactly when I check?!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-12T16:15:32-04:00
Like how I remember a specific meme that, even if I can't find it, I know which one is most appropriate. I was looking actually for one that had a cat eating a cheeseburger and it said "The cat finally ate the cheeseburger. We can all go home now."
That's still something. Cats will be cats after all.
most definitely. Scrunchie sounds like a baby velociraptor when she meows.
I always get all of the stray cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
"That's still something. Cats will be cats after all."
Until they explode. Then they'll be ex-cats.
...or Thunder Cats. It is the final transformation.
@tchotchke - truth.
...or: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
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They actually did shows in Iraq, in 2005. That was where I first saw them.
Geez, I need to start waking up earlier. That's where the party's at, you morning people! How dare you.
Aaw, I wish I had kitties who would nap with me. I have one anymore, but all our cats have been primarily outside cats except for her, a really old cat, in winter. When they're inside, they kinda explore all of our bedrooms, but I think they want to snuff us out while we're awake so they can see the terror in our eyes.
The early bird gets the worm... early peoples get the conversations.
Jeff, do you even sleep? You were up later than me I think last night, which if I had the choice I'd be up to 2 or 3 am central, and you're on that much earlier than me, although I stayed in bed an hour or two after waking up.
Sleep is a crutch.
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They come when you sleep...
I never received my decks. Who do I talk to about this?
They haven't been shipped, you could talk to god. Only if that's your thing though obviously.
I want my decks too. Maybe we should head over to Oats' place with pitchforks and torches.
Jeff, I have some spare hats finely crafted of pure aluminum foil if that would help.
I came here to chew bubble gum...
...and explode some kittens?
To stop them from asploding. Cats are the only thing that keeps them away. That is why the Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, as cat chased them away back in the long ago.
No pitchforks. I just wanted to make sure neighbors didn't steal it or I missed it.
...man, and I went out to the shed to get my pitchfork for nothing?
Diana, does that mean torches are still on? I like fire. Hell, I have a lighter-watch strapped to my wrist so I have fire on command at any *time* of the day!
The local Benito kitty just explored the garage, pooped in the grass outside, tried to help with the bike sensor mounting by holding my ass down so I won't fall, supervised us splatted in the corner, tried to test the bike and I helped him, and had his supper.
Torches? What torches? Wait for me!
https://youtu.be/XchwE9zVdnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
I prefer safety salad right now.
Minecraft torches, I has one.
And some of that safety water. They put out a house with like five small bottles? Filled buckets? Wormholes, I tell you.
Cheese for everyone.
Cheese is good.
Safety salad? Is that a salad with a bacon product in it?
Oh dear. Diana, what did you say to set them off like this? Dammit, we JUST had them settled down for a nap.
Nope. It defies everything bacon. It's full of basil and cucumbers and tomato's.
And, apparently, some other stuff. Yum.
...so nothing that has flavor? (bacon is the only flavor) ; p
oops, and cheese, it has flavors too.
You're so not from this planet :P
And cheese.
You are not the first person to say that.
Wow, I leave for 20 minutes and look!
Also, speaking of bacon, this is the shirt I'm wearing right now: http://store.dftba.com/products/rub-some-bacon-on-it-shirt
Here's where that's from: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
At least you should know about basil.
Funny no one mentions chocolate. Chocolate is good. Just not on salad.
And wait, salad that doesn't have bacon? Cannot compute.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/look-i-made-a-salad.jpg
have you ever had chocolate covered bacon? It's like God pooped down your throat.
Oh bacon, you're so fine!
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Bacon! Hey Bacon!
Ewww.
By the way, the new bread test was a success. No, I didn't make it. I bought it.
Of course I know Basil: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Only in Americaaa! Bacon with everything and everything in bacon. Pooped bacon and baconed poop. God.
"It's like God pooped down your throat."
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Yeah, I will have to pass on that.
How does one test bread? Do you sniff it and if you feel like making some toast than you know it's the real thing?
Actually Idle, we put ketchup on everything. Just ask the French.
You eat it.
Oh, that basil. Thank you jeff.
Got it. Ketchuped bacon. With sriracha on top. And maple syrup.
Plain bread? Bleh. I'll take it toasted and slathered in pure real butter.
Yeah, but most people don't inundate everything with ketchup, especially not as much as they used to when that became a stereotype only from the french. Also, bacon is an internet thing, not america. You're on the internet, idle, so there.
Yes, yes. We all love Kevin Bacon and are all super sad to hear of his recent unemployment announcement.
I actually just had 2 pieces of amazing toast, one with butter, the other with butter, cinnamon, and sugar. Toaster ovens give you so much more to work with.
It's different. From a different kind of wheat, something ancient and wild and with unmolested DNA. I have no idea how you call it.
Anyway, it's untoastable. Heavy, black and sourish.
Of course I know Basil: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Ahhhh. Back when music videos were made for a quarter.
You take some toast, put on some ketchup, some cheese, some sausage, some bacon, some mushrooms...
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Then order Domino's/Pizza Hut.
Heavy, black and sourish
So, like my dad, in other words.
Don't get me wrong, I love me some baked bacon. With potatoes. Mmm.
Crrrrispy.
"Anyway, it's untoastable. Heavy, black and sourish."
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Ahhh, Dwarven Bread, which can also be used as a weapon. (forgotten realms)
You nailed it. To the wall.
Loaded baked potatoes. Mmmmmmm. The Cheesecake Factory has an appetizer that is mini bacon baked potato balls and served with sour cream. Sooooo good.
All bread is toastable. You just pour some booze in a glass, raise it and say a few words.
Mmmm... made me think of stew in a bread bowl... much tastyness.
It's malty. Like dark homebrew. The bread.
Wow, just playing trivia crack and I lost 2 games in a row due to incorrect questions. The first said one of Picasso's wives was named Olea, but they were Jacqueline and Olga when I looked them up. The other said trombones were too used in Classical music, but I know for a fact they weren't used almost at all during that era.
What the hell? I'm just watching the craziest video ever.
no you're not, I leave for 20 minutes and you have like 37 comments on here!
And if you want, I can show you literally the weirdest, craziest, mind-violating thing you've ever seen. But I'm afraid to post it here because there's no going back from it.
This game is so amazing. So simple, yet so challenging and addicting. I've beaten it twice in its entirety since it came out a couple months ago and am going through it again. Once you get the hang of it it's so much easier and more fun.
http://www.notdoppler.com/circloo.php
8:00 min of awe: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
To sum up my thoughts on what i've read- Pitchforks bad, torches good because fire. Bacon bacon bacon. Bacon makes salad better. Chocolate makes everything better. Bacon and chocolate are good. Chocolate and salad are not good. Bread is good.
also babies and cats - awwwh.
Pretty much.
And cats.
Creeper wins the internet! http://chicagoagentmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/confetti1.jpg
So I checked 3 minutes ago to see if there were any new comments after 7 minutes. Nope. Come back 3 minutes later and you guys caused all this mayhem for me to read through. How do you know exactly when I check?!
What can I say, I don't have a keyboard. When I'm done, you're gone.
https://www.google.com/search…
Shoot, I meant http://www.mweb.co.za/DesktopModules/DigArticle/MediaHandler.ashx…
Now ytou all know my secrets! You'll never know the whole truth though1
Like how I remember a specific meme that, even if I can't find it, I know which one is most appropriate. I was looking actually for one that had a cat eating a cheeseburger and it said "The cat finally ate the cheeseburger. We can all go home now."
Mine better, less expected.
Safety torch +1
Torches are good because fire is good. Fire is good because it cooks bacon. Bacon is good because bacon.
Huzzah!!!
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/34440826.jpg
First off, Idle,... just yes. Perfect.
Second, eric, that logic is like this song that I hate but think is funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B54J0YNSYWe0WGFPcFJqZXFYRUE/view
Yay or nay?
No, no. ...
https://youtu.be/nApazedQ7-E
Idle, not just nay, https://youtu.be/3iQ_xRurgS8…
and all of the sudden, 8 minutes of https://www.youtube.com/watch… .
Fire bad? ...but bacon?
Haha not available! Eat this!
Bacon is good baken.