Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-13T23:08:50-04:00
JUST found out about a scholarship for FIRST year college applicants for being TALL!!! WHO DO I BLAME FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS LAST YEAR?!?!
Men have to be at least 6'2", and I'm nearly 6'3".
Women have to be 5'10". That's racist.
Jeff 2015-05-13T23:15:25-04:00
You mean sexist?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-13T23:36:02-04:00
Oh, it didn't post the comment. PEBBLE!!!
No, pretty sure I was riight.
Jeff 2015-05-13T23:43:54-04:00
It wasn't actually a question.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-13T23:46:54-04:00
I seem to see a ? on your comment, so I think that means even without starting with a "Did you mean" that it was a question. And I'm right. Because.
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racist.
Jumping Ship Ryan 2015-05-13T23:51:06-04:00
Any word on the survey??
Epicderpguy 2015-05-13T23:56:16-04:00
Leprechauns and unicorns are still working their magic to create it. Once the magical exploding kitten is perfected, then the dragons will give the word to sent the survey out.
Epicderpguy 2015-05-13T23:56:53-04:00
And only then. No other time will this happen
Epicderpguy 2015-05-14T00:02:03-04:00
If any stage in this process does not happen, everything in the factory will explode. The mystical creatures are working with some powerful explosives. So tread carefully if you want to take a tour of the factory.
What was I talking about again?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T00:06:01-04:00
See? I told you that specific Kung Pow quote involving a whale would invoke the derp.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T00:08:15-04:00
I literally just imagined a dragon on the factory line shouting "Ready the surveys! The kittens are coming!"
Also Ryan, don't jump just yet. The surveys won't be out for maybe even another full month. Just check your email for updates and the survey. If you believe in it, they will come.
Epicderpguy 2015-05-14T00:12:18-04:00
Oh ya and what ever he said....
Epicderpguy 2015-05-14T00:14:05-04:00
Minutes, hours they're the same thing.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T00:17:56-04:00
When you're a pan-dimensional space-eating omniscient uber-hyper-non plus ultra-whale, time becomes not so important.
Epicderpguy 2015-05-14T00:22:19-04:00
True true
Epicderpguy 2015-05-14T00:25:18-04:00
Well good talking. Creeper should be on soon. I have dragons to tame.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T00:30:22-04:00
She isn't on very much now. I think it's just the job situation. Oh well, it'll all end soon enough. We'll all be over 80 or 90 and just chatting here with nothing else to do, shouting at young whippersnappers and rapscallions to get off our lawn.
Wait, this is 60 years from now. Are there still lawns? Do kids still go out and onto lawns? Maybe we'll be doing that online as well, telling kids to keep their dragons from pooping on my spaceport's parking lot.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T01:08:25-04:00
@Jeff: Too true...except when you start choking on your morning coffee.
Jeff 2015-05-14T10:32:32-04:00
Chocking on a beverage is good, if it is from a joke. Not so good if it is from hearing something so incredibly stupit, you want to choke them, but choke on your beverage instead. ; p
@Jeff: Part of it is from having a sore throat...and part of it is from it not going down right due to the sore throat. =/
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T10:48:39-04:00
You are happy if you want to be. Unfortunately, sometimes that requires the shooting of people who try to ruin it.
I don't disagree with you on that. I don't like my parade rained on.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T10:49:28-04:00
GM has cooties? Ewwwwwww
Jeff 2015-05-14T10:53:25-04:00
Well then, all you need to do... sorry, I can't help with that. Can't shoot your throat. Even the Happy Happy Joy Joy song won't make that feel better. Although, honey, lemon, and tea would be better than coffee in this scenario. Ricolaaaaaa...
B 2015-05-14T11:02:38-04:00
Super late question, did our credit cards get charged? If it did, I must have missed it on my statement.
Jeff 2015-05-14T11:06:58-04:00
Mine was charged. A few days after it closed.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T11:11:25-04:00
I got mine for free because I'm special! (No I'm not and no it didn't)
@Geist: If I had cinnamon sticks here, I would just boil some water, add honey, and stir with a cinnamon stick. That was my go to remedy when I was working in kitchens. Sometimes I would add fresh lemon juice, but not often.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T11:28:48-04:00
How come you don't have it in your kitchen now? That should be a staple along with milk, eggs and toilet paper.
@Geist: Because I'm at work...not home. At home we have some, not here.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T11:40:19-04:00
I guess I was thinking that your throat was sore BEFORE you went to work so you could have taken something then instead of suffering for the next 8 hours.
I did take something...but unfortunately it didn't help. I'll end up going to the little pharmacy that's probably a 2min walk away from the office a little later when I can't handle it anymore.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T11:50:35-04:00
You could try sucking on an ice cube to soothe your throat until then. I try to keep a little pharmacy in my desk drawer (aspirin, cough drops) along with other stuff (stamps, small sewing kit, breath mints).
For when you definitely, absolutely, positively have to leave work a 5pm.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T12:01:00-04:00
When I saw the word "breach" I was thinking in terms of birth. For a second there I thought it meant there was a kit a midwife could use if this happened.
@Jeff: I could use that sometimes...except a lighter/paper slicer would work better...more paper in my way than anything else.
Jeff 2015-05-14T12:04:42-04:00
Well, if you practice with it, a breach kit could be used for a breach birth. Not that I would condone anything like that, but an emergency is an emergency... ; p
@Geist: Chocolate Bacon is good. Use a darker chocolate, not milk or white, though.
Jeff 2015-05-14T13:22:52-04:00
...but on toast, you can have: http://www.nutellausa.com/ Then add some chocolate chips and raisins. Even some marshmallow spread, and make it a sammie.
Plus, toast is part of a BLT.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T13:26:05-04:00
With all of that sugar, you can also have an insulin shot too.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T13:27:01-04:00
@GM: Never tried chocolate bacon. Go figure. It's what happens when I get too busy. I miss out on the good things in life.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T13:28:12-04:00
WOO! That will be an awesome email to get...and fill out instantly. :D
minniedent 2015-05-14T13:38:13-04:00
Will the NSFW Deck Package include the upgraded 56-card first edition deck?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T13:38:57-04:00
I already have someone lined up to buy the extra deck that I got but I just might order the special KS edition just so I don't wear out my regular deck.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T13:40:44-04:00
@minniedent: Only if you order the first edition deck as well. In other words, you can just order the first edition deck or both with the box and special trinket inside.
Jeff 2015-05-14T13:42:18-04:00
1) There is the standard edition $20 = 1 deck
2) There is the NSFW edition $15 = 1 deck
3) The double deck edition, with both for $35 = 2 decks
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Match what you pledged to what you get. Hope that helps.
Jeff 2015-05-14T14:02:18-04:00
Insulin shminsulin. I have 6 monsters and two packs of smokes a day (used to be a 12 pack of Mtn Dew). Since I'm not dead yet, I will outlive the zombies and roaches.
minniedent 2015-05-14T14:05:01-04:00
Yes, the "NSFW Deck Package" includes the 1st edition deck and the NSFW deck. I wasn't sure if the 1st edition deck in the package is the same as the standalone upgraded 1st edition deck.
@Geist: I will have 2-3 NSFW sets that will be sitting in a locked box, buried somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I will have the GPS coordinates for it, that way YEARS from now, I will be able to make a pretty penny off them. :D
Chris Gwinn 2015-05-14T14:19:31-04:00
Question: what shipping method do you plan to use when the decks ship? I will be moving from my current address in Denver to Seattle some time this summer. Unsure if that will be in June, July, or August (still finalizing details). Will mail forwarding with the USPS have these redirected if I give my current address and have moved before the ship date?
I have no idea what to do with the second NSFW set. Oh well. Everybody should have my problems :)
David Giard 2015-05-14T14:26:04-04:00
Hi! I pledged $1. Will i have access to the pledge manager so I can finally pay the game entirelly or is it too late? Thanks
Isaac Wilkins 2015-05-14T14:27:03-04:00
I have been hunting through my emails looking for the survey for this. How can I change my address?
Sloppyfrenzy 2015-05-14T14:27:13-04:00
Question: I'm a little confused about the wording of the survey. If I pledged $35 will I just choose the last option for the two pack (standard and nsfw) bundle? Will that come with the extra stuff listed in the "first edition" description as well as the full nsfw deck? Just being paranoid and don't want to get the wrong thing, lol. Thanks!
@sloppy This is just the additional deck section. The part where you describe what you pledged for isn't here.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T14:33:50-04:00
@Isaac: The survey hasn't been sent out yet. (This should have been mentioned in the latest update) They will send the survey soon so you will be able to change your address then.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T14:35:06-04:00
I have 6 monsters and two packs of smokes a day
@Jeff: Do you share your smokes with the monsters?
Who you hear it from? Usually when you say that, you're speaking from personal experience.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-05-14T15:18:43-04:00
*hides monster bones in trash can*
I think I heard that from my neighbor or a high school friend.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-05-14T15:19:59-04:00
It's been a long time since I've read all the way to when I left off. Those were the days.
Forgot to come on here, though I won't be on much anyways.
Nicholas Foresman 2015-05-14T15:20:08-04:00
@justin that is a good question. I don't care about all that jazz, but I'm assuming the cards are about the same size a normal deck of playing cards. If you buy plastic sleeves that would fit playing cards, magic cards, yugio (I don't know exactly how to spell it, game is dumb after you've become comfortable with puberty); you should be alright.
Nicholas Foresman 2015-05-14T15:23:50-04:00
Damn.. Didn't know this wouldn't ship till July. Was hoping to take a break, every now and then, from Elder Scrolls Online to play this with people actually in front of me.
Nicholas Foresman 2015-05-14T15:28:12-04:00
Still, dig your guys' sense of humor. Dark, but funny. Sarcasm and black humor is by far the best way to live life... The world sad, but if you make fun of it..it's best for all involved.
B 2015-05-14T15:31:45-04:00
So, hypothetically speaking, since we're able to order more decks and they will be making only a limited number of "first edition secret surprise boxes", if I was the first person to pledge....which I am not....and decided to shell out $8,000,000.00, will they be filled by pledge order? Because then most everyone after me will not get the "first edition secret surprise boxes".
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
YaY for the Fireyes.
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I get it, just like Angry Joe. ; p
...and a parting gift: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Parting gift? Does that mean he's gone?! The terror is over!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Right: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch…
JUST found out about a scholarship for FIRST year college applicants for being TALL!!! WHO DO I BLAME FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THIS LAST YEAR?!?!
Men have to be at least 6'2", and I'm nearly 6'3".
Women have to be 5'10". That's racist.
You mean sexist?
Oh, it didn't post the comment. PEBBLE!!!
No, pretty sure I was riight.
It wasn't actually a question.
I seem to see a ? on your comment, so I think that means even without starting with a "Did you mean" that it was a question. And I'm right. Because.
.
.
.
racist.
Any word on the survey??
Leprechauns and unicorns are still working their magic to create it. Once the magical exploding kitten is perfected, then the dragons will give the word to sent the survey out.
And only then. No other time will this happen
If any stage in this process does not happen, everything in the factory will explode. The mystical creatures are working with some powerful explosives. So tread carefully if you want to take a tour of the factory.
What was I talking about again?
See? I told you that specific Kung Pow quote involving a whale would invoke the derp.
I literally just imagined a dragon on the factory line shouting "Ready the surveys! The kittens are coming!"
Also Ryan, don't jump just yet. The surveys won't be out for maybe even another full month. Just check your email for updates and the survey. If you believe in it, they will come.
Oh ya and what ever he said....
Minutes, hours they're the same thing.
When you're a pan-dimensional space-eating omniscient uber-hyper-non plus ultra-whale, time becomes not so important.
True true
Well good talking. Creeper should be on soon. I have dragons to tame.
She isn't on very much now. I think it's just the job situation. Oh well, it'll all end soon enough. We'll all be over 80 or 90 and just chatting here with nothing else to do, shouting at young whippersnappers and rapscallions to get off our lawn.
Wait, this is 60 years from now. Are there still lawns? Do kids still go out and onto lawns? Maybe we'll be doing that online as well, telling kids to keep their dragons from pooping on my spaceport's parking lot.
Just thought this needed to be said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Alrighy then. I see how it is. Geud night.
Now I'm going to watch The Labyrinth, as it's next. Heeey, thanks.
I loved that movie. I got to meet the director several years ago and got his autograph.
A Jim Henson Prequel (of sorts): https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Oh, and a happy Thursday, to everything under the sun: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
It's a happy Thursday? I know it's a Thursday....but happy yet to be seen
A Jim Henson Prequel (of sorts)
Now this is a movie that needs a reboot.
YaY, someone here to : https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Happy is a state of mind. You are happy if you want to be. Unfortunately, sometimes that requires the shooting of people who try to ruin it... ; p
@Jeff: Too true...except when you start choking on your morning coffee.
Chocking on a beverage is good, if it is from a joke. Not so good if it is from hearing something so incredibly stupit, you want to choke them, but choke on your beverage instead. ; p
@Jeff: Part of it is from having a sore throat...and part of it is from it not going down right due to the sore throat. =/
You are happy if you want to be. Unfortunately, sometimes that requires the shooting of people who try to ruin it.
I don't disagree with you on that. I don't like my parade rained on.
GM has cooties? Ewwwwwww
Well then, all you need to do... sorry, I can't help with that. Can't shoot your throat. Even the Happy Happy Joy Joy song won't make that feel better. Although, honey, lemon, and tea would be better than coffee in this scenario. Ricolaaaaaa...
Super late question, did our credit cards get charged? If it did, I must have missed it on my statement.
Mine was charged. A few days after it closed.
I got mine for free because I'm special! (No I'm not and no it didn't)
.....So Jeff was charged and Geist was not?
What's your secret Geist?
@Geist: She is part ghost.
...That should have been to B...saying that Geist is part ghost. I think this sore throat is messing with my head. >.<
@GM: http://www.theyummylife.com/Honey_Citrus_Syrups
@Geist: If I had cinnamon sticks here, I would just boil some water, add honey, and stir with a cinnamon stick. That was my go to remedy when I was working in kitchens. Sometimes I would add fresh lemon juice, but not often.
How come you don't have it in your kitchen now? That should be a staple along with milk, eggs and toilet paper.
So...I may end up working with my instructor from college. She applied for the position that is opening up at the end of next week.
@Geist: Because I'm at work...not home. At home we have some, not here.
I guess I was thinking that your throat was sore BEFORE you went to work so you could have taken something then instead of suffering for the next 8 hours.
I did take something...but unfortunately it didn't help. I'll end up going to the little pharmacy that's probably a 2min walk away from the office a little later when I can't handle it anymore.
It could be: http://whyareyoustupid.com/wp-content/uploads/ancient-aliens-guy-1024x896.jpg
You could try sucking on an ice cube to soothe your throat until then. I try to keep a little pharmacy in my desk drawer (aspirin, cough drops) along with other stuff (stamps, small sewing kit, breath mints).
I read: Stamps, Small Sewing Kit, Breach Kit http://www.511tactical.com/heavy-breaching-kit.html
For when you definitely, absolutely, positively have to leave work a 5pm.
When I saw the word "breach" I was thinking in terms of birth. For a second there I thought it meant there was a kit a midwife could use if this happened.
@Geist: There probably is.
@Jeff: I could use that sometimes...except a lighter/paper slicer would work better...more paper in my way than anything else.
Well, if you practice with it, a breach kit could be used for a breach birth. Not that I would condone anything like that, but an emergency is an emergency... ; p
@ GM:
Then might I suggest this: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/xm42-the-handheld-flamethrower
For when you definitely, absolutely, positively have to have toast.
Now that is one way to roast a s'more
I was debating: Toast vs S'mores. Since we were discussing toast yesterday, or the day before, I chosed toast.
S'more taste better.
You're only saying that because: Chocolate
Well duh! I am a female, thus I love chocolate. And booze. And bacon. Not mixed all together, of course.
@Geist: Chocolate Bacon is good. Use a darker chocolate, not milk or white, though.
...but on toast, you can have: http://www.nutellausa.com/
Then add some chocolate chips and raisins. Even some marshmallow spread, and make it a sammie.
Plus, toast is part of a BLT.
With all of that sugar, you can also have an insulin shot too.
@GM: Never tried chocolate bacon. Go figure. It's what happens when I get too busy. I miss out on the good things in life.
UPDATE!!!!
WOO! That will be an awesome email to get...and fill out instantly. :D
Will the NSFW Deck Package include the upgraded 56-card first edition deck?
I already have someone lined up to buy the extra deck that I got but I just might order the special KS edition just so I don't wear out my regular deck.
@minniedent: Only if you order the first edition deck as well. In other words, you can just order the first edition deck or both with the box and special trinket inside.
1) There is the standard edition $20 = 1 deck
2) There is the NSFW edition $15 = 1 deck
3) The double deck edition, with both for $35 = 2 decks
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Match what you pledged to what you get. Hope that helps.
Insulin shminsulin. I have 6 monsters and two packs of smokes a day (used to be a 12 pack of Mtn Dew). Since I'm not dead yet, I will outlive the zombies and roaches.
Yes, the "NSFW Deck Package" includes the 1st edition deck and the NSFW deck. I wasn't sure if the 1st edition deck in the package is the same as the standalone upgraded 1st edition deck.
@Geist: I will have 2-3 NSFW sets that will be sitting in a locked box, buried somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I will have the GPS coordinates for it, that way YEARS from now, I will be able to make a pretty penny off them. :D
Question: what shipping method do you plan to use when the decks ship? I will be moving from my current address in Denver to Seattle some time this summer. Unsure if that will be in June, July, or August (still finalizing details). Will mail forwarding with the USPS have these redirected if I give my current address and have moved before the ship date?
I have no idea what to do with the second NSFW set. Oh well. Everybody should have my problems :)
Hi! I pledged $1. Will i have access to the pledge manager so I can finally pay the game entirelly or is it too late? Thanks
I have been hunting through my emails looking for the survey for this. How can I change my address?
Question: I'm a little confused about the wording of the survey. If I pledged $35 will I just choose the last option for the two pack (standard and nsfw) bundle? Will that come with the extra stuff listed in the "first edition" description as well as the full nsfw deck? Just being paranoid and don't want to get the wrong thing, lol. Thanks!
Now that's a good question... Theoretically you should.
I would like to have card sleeves ready to protect the game when it comes in. What are the measurements for the cards?
Following up with my last comment, I guess I could say one first edition and one nsfw standalone. Still comes out to 35 either way.
@sloppy This is just the additional deck section. The part where you describe what you pledged for isn't here.
@Isaac: The survey hasn't been sent out yet. (This should have been mentioned in the latest update) They will send the survey soon so you will be able to change your address then.
I have 6 monsters and two packs of smokes a day
@Jeff: Do you share your smokes with the monsters?
@Tsveta That makes sense, thanks.
He eats six monsters a day, and then he has two smokin' packs - front and back.
@ Geist:
Yes, I give them one smoke (and a blind fold) before I consume them. Much like a firing squad. ; p
@Jeff: I hope you season them with hot sauce before you eat them. I hear monster meat is rather plain.
Who you hear it from? Usually when you say that, you're speaking from personal experience.
*hides monster bones in trash can*
I think I heard that from my neighbor or a high school friend.
It's been a long time since I've read all the way to when I left off. Those were the days.
Forgot to come on here, though I won't be on much anyways.
@justin that is a good question. I don't care about all that jazz, but I'm assuming the cards are about the same size a normal deck of playing cards. If you buy plastic sleeves that would fit playing cards, magic cards, yugio (I don't know exactly how to spell it, game is dumb after you've become comfortable with puberty); you should be alright.
Damn.. Didn't know this wouldn't ship till July. Was hoping to take a break, every now and then, from Elder Scrolls Online to play this with people actually in front of me.
Still, dig your guys' sense of humor. Dark, but funny. Sarcasm and black humor is by far the best way to live life... The world sad, but if you make fun of it..it's best for all involved.
So, hypothetically speaking, since we're able to order more decks and they will be making only a limited number of "first edition secret surprise boxes", if I was the first person to pledge....which I am not....and decided to shell out $8,000,000.00, will they be filled by pledge order? Because then most everyone after me will not get the "first edition secret surprise boxes".