*Throws a homing Potatten in the general direction of Melissa
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:24:15-05:00
One of us, one of us!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:24:39-05:00
::gasp and facepalm::
dns12999 2015-01-29T13:24:57-05:00
As for fruitcakeens...I'm not sure maybe we can lure them with bacon and cat nip into a rocket and shoot them into the sun. Though I'm not sure if that would break the sun and just get the fruitens angry. Then we'd have to combat fruitens in the dark.
JusticeBolt 2015-01-29T13:24:58-05:00
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
JusticeBolt 2015-01-29T13:25:34-05:00
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T13:25:52-05:00
@Josh, behave! No throwing Potatten, homing or otherwise in the Comments section. It's in direct violation of the Potatten/Fruitatten/Human Treaty of 2147. Granted, that treaty will destabalize after the Noodle Incident of 2164 but we must try to keep the peace as long as possible.
JusticeBolt 2015-01-29T13:25:54-05:00
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:26:57-05:00
fruitcakeens would survive a trip to the sun, they are like cockroaches in fact if there was ever a world war III there would be two survivors of that war, cockroaches and fruitcake :-)
I would be enthralled if it did Patrick, I won't hold my breathe though.
Simon whitson 2015-01-29T13:33:18-05:00
Don't worry about the stretch goals, just get those cards to me as soon as possible. I can't wait for some exploding kitten goodness.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:34:06-05:00
@Eric B,
I brought it up because I feel bad. It was on my watch that JusticeBolt lost it and went "Boom!". I don't want to see that happen again. So if anyone sees him getting 'twitchy' again, get that containment suit on him, stat!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T13:34:11-05:00
@Owen TA
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:35:10-05:00
@BruceP. Yes sir. We'll do our best.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:36:12-05:00
@EricB,
I expect nothing less, Trinkets.
(We're all superheroes now. hehe)
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 2015-01-29T13:36:21-05:00
I think we need to add more decks to this game. as add-ons.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:37:00-05:00
Increase the amount of Collectors and Deck of Legend Tiers available. Then we can have a shot of becoming the most funded as well as most backed!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:39:19-05:00
@Andre, you can up your pledge an get extra regular decks for $20 each, or $35 for the regular/NSFW decks.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T13:40:03-05:00
@Radical, there's been a lot of lore-building happening in the last 4-5 hours. Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten. Us humans are stuck in the middle of this war and are just trying to survive. I think that pretty much has it covered.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:40:14-05:00
@Emma, the EK team made it sound like that might not happen.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:40:29-05:00
Wicked Felina was the reason we were in El Paso. She's been a thorn in our side for too long. But things went to hell after she laid that whammy on JusticeBolt and set him off.
Emma you missed it yesterday, one person moved down from the Collectors edition pledge level and opened it up for me and Eric to grab it before the the collectors edition pledge level closed again.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T13:42:54-05:00
Okay, I'm really going to lunch now. Maintain the cease fire at all costs!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:43:27-05:00
Anyone following my Superhero story? ;)
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T13:44:09-05:00
@BruceP. Fantastico!! I'm glad someone else knew the song.
And I'm still keeping an eye on JusticeBolt
Radical_Ronin 2015-01-29T13:44:14-05:00
@Chris I..... am.... all... for this
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T13:48:07-05:00
Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel a deep burning pain in my side!
hmm Groutatten or Grootatten ?? can ya picture a tree kitten ?
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T13:56:36-05:00
I have it on good authority that Fruitatten, while non explosive, highly support combustion. This is most likely due to the alcohol content of the fruitcake.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:56:54-05:00
@Rod,
Nearly lost JusticeBolt again. That wouldn't have been pretty.
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-01-29T13:58:33-05:00
I love that there is like 5 people repeatedly commenting, i love you people. Oh and if you remember I'm still playing xbox, waiting for this game.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-29T13:58:54-05:00
Busy day at work... check in to see what I missed. Apparently you all are completely insane. And I missed it!! DAMNIT!!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T13:58:59-05:00
@BruceP, not again was it one of those bloody fruittatens?
I think my bosses are fearful I lost my sanity. I'm eaeating lunch between laughing fits....
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T13:59:57-05:00
@Rod M,
Not sure what the trigger was this time. He started to get 'twitchy', but managed to reign it in in time. I was reminding people what happened to El Paso when we went up against Wicked Felina.
Mr. PACG 2015-01-29T14:00:24-05:00
I came back to my desk after lunch and found my cat logged on here reading comments.
Nicholas Hilton 2015-01-29T14:01:49-05:00
Had to support this. $35 for a NSFW card game for parties. Just to see the look on some friends faces when these decks hit the table.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T14:02:27-05:00
Welcome to the nut house, Nicholas!
Ben 2015-01-29T14:02:59-05:00
Well when i see how much this project raise i can't stop thinking myself with other studio we could have at least 2 otrher for free ^^"
So my SG ideas are:
-Do a Super Safe at Work deck
-Do foil/ holographic cards
-Do EK sleeves
-Do a reverse deck like human explode and kitten defuse humans xD
- Do a Chtulu Eat the World because every project need Cthulu!
@BruceP, I thought we weren't going to talk about Wicked Felina! Remember what happened last time!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T14:04:17-05:00
@Ben, could I interest you in a trinket?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T14:04:36-05:00
@Eric A, All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls. All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T14:04:42-05:00
@Rod M,
I know! It was bad. But I had to remind people to keep an eye on JusticeBolt and get the containment suit on him ASAP if he started to go off again.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T14:05:52-05:00
Don't fall in love with Wicked Felina!
I also heard she made a crossbreed of a potatten and steauppy. It's name can not be said!!
Egads, I walk away for 12 hours, and look what y'all did... added another 150K to the total. :P
I would have come back sooner, but was inspired by Alton Brown to make fresh soft pretzels last nights in hopes that I could impress people by making them this Sunday, and by sheer dumb luck ALL of the ingredients were in my house. I need to work on the rolling out and twisting part (it's harder than it looks!) but darned if they didn't come out that perfect golden brown and actually tasted like real soft pretzels should... only hot and fresh from the oven.
Oh wait, I digressed again. Hold on...
Ooo... cat playing on the stove, turns on the gas. BOOM!! There you are.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T14:08:49-05:00
Right?!!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T14:09:47-05:00
I have a feeling Elan is just staring at the comments, forgetting about the update, wonder wtf did he start.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-29T14:10:01-05:00
@Eric B,
I've been thinking about how to stop her. It's difficult, though, since no one can get close to her. Because, and I don't have to remind you of this, of course, but as soon as anyone lays eyes on her, they fall in love and she controls them.
I don't want to do it, but I think we need to call Blind Justice, JusticeBolt's sister. Since she's blind, she might be the only one that can get to her.
@Eric: The proof was that my wife ate 2 and a half. She would have only eaten one to e polite, but when she asked "want to split one?" I knew I had it.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T14:11:26-05:00
Blind Justice and Wicked Felina. Definitely NSFW! !
Did I miss something here? I got into a fight with some kind of mutated potatten named Bittens the Fruitcat, and as you can imagine she was immune to everything related to fruitcakes. I finally managed to scare her off by throwing chocolates at her, but not before she nearly destroyed my powerline adapters...
So, how's it going? You managed to make new nemeses, didn't you?
Mmm, mashed potatoens. Those are my favorite potatoen
Yes, mashed potatten™... it could work!
Welcome @Melissa, we've been expecting you!.
Join the fun Melissa, we're only slightly insane. It's not contagious...I don't think.
*Throws a homing Potatten in the general direction of Melissa
One of us, one of us!
::gasp and facepalm::
As for fruitcakeens...I'm not sure maybe we can lure them with bacon and cat nip into a rocket and shoot them into the sun. Though I'm not sure if that would break the sun and just get the fruitens angry. Then we'd have to combat fruitens in the dark.
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
@Josh, behave! No throwing Potatten, homing or otherwise in the Comments section. It's in direct violation of the Potatten/Fruitatten/Human Treaty of 2147. Granted, that treaty will destabalize after the Noodle Incident of 2164 but we must try to keep the peace as long as possible.
The pledges keep coming.. nothing stop this train!
Tricksy noodles
We do need the sun... it would be a shame if the fruitattens© ruined it...
fruitcakeens would survive a trip to the sun, they are like cockroaches in fact if there was ever a world war III there would be two survivors of that war, cockroaches and fruitcake :-)
Uh oh, we've lost control of JusticeBolt
Fruitcattens©*
@Chris That was a hell of a comment to come into the coversation at... I have no idea whats going on or what year it is now.
Sorry guys.. I don't know what happened with my tablet..
EK I dare you to do a Super Safe at Work deck!
Did anyone bring the JusticeBolt Containment Suit? I think we're going to need it.
Hahaha lol :D No need to. I will stop, I promise.
Blaaaghhh! *ducks back into corner under heated blanket as pottaten fly by* What is the plural of a Pottaten? Has this already been covered?
@JusticeBolt,
That's what you said last time, and look what happened to El Paso.
@Ben, would you start with an NSFW deck and then every stretch goal would replace a card with a SFW card?
So, we have Potatten, Fruitatten, Groutatten, and Steauppy...what else is there that is going to try and kill us?
Come to the comments to see whatsup see all this talk of Potatten just hoping this becomes a card
Why did you bring up El Paso? Now Marty Robbins will show up here with a vengeance! !
@ Owen Middleton
Some sort of food spider?
@Melissa: Potattens is the plural. Fruitattens is also plural. Steauppies and Groutattens too.
I would be enthralled if it did Patrick, I won't hold my breathe though.
Don't worry about the stretch goals, just get those cards to me as soon as possible. I can't wait for some exploding kitten goodness.
@Eric B,
I brought it up because I feel bad. It was on my watch that JusticeBolt lost it and went "Boom!". I don't want to see that happen again. So if anyone sees him getting 'twitchy' again, get that containment suit on him, stat!
@Owen TA
@BruceP. Yes sir. We'll do our best.
@EricB,
I expect nothing less, Trinkets.
(We're all superheroes now. hehe)
I think we need to add more decks to this game. as add-ons.
El Paso - Marty Robbins: http://youtu.be/-zBzZJd-nfw
Wicked Felina!
Increase the amount of Collectors and Deck of Legend Tiers available. Then we can have a shot of becoming the most funded as well as most backed!
@Andre, you can up your pledge an get extra regular decks for $20 each, or $35 for the regular/NSFW decks.
@Radical, there's been a lot of lore-building happening in the last 4-5 hours. Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten. Us humans are stuck in the middle of this war and are just trying to survive. I think that pretty much has it covered.
@Emma, the EK team made it sound like that might not happen.
Wicked Felina was the reason we were in El Paso. She's been a thorn in our side for too long. But things went to hell after she laid that whammy on JusticeBolt and set him off.
@Radical: It all started with an innocent imaginary kickstarter... then it turned to war!
Emma you missed it yesterday, one person moved down from the Collectors edition pledge level and opened it up for me and Eric to grab it before the the collectors edition pledge level closed again.
Okay, I'm really going to lunch now. Maintain the cease fire at all costs!
Anyone following my Superhero story? ;)
@BruceP. Fantastico!! I'm glad someone else knew the song.
And I'm still keeping an eye on JusticeBolt
@Chris I..... am.... all... for this
Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel a deep burning pain in my side!
@Mike: A stealth Fruitatten may have hit you.
Steauppies should be pronounced like "Stay-uppies," since it's a mashup of steak and puppies.
BOOM Baby!
we should hit 120k backers by the end of the day :-)
Pronounciations:
Potatten - Poe-tat-in
Fruitatten - Froo-tat-in
Steauppy - Stay-uppy
Groutatten - Groo(think Dispicable Me)-tat-in....this one is ground beef + kitten.
You say Poe Tat In, I say Poe Tay Tin. Let's call the whole thing off!
I missed you guys! Had to go for a business lunch! Any casualties?
hmm Groutatten or Grootatten ?? can ya picture a tree kitten ?
I have it on good authority that Fruitatten, while non explosive, highly support combustion. This is most likely due to the alcohol content of the fruitcake.
@Rod,
Nearly lost JusticeBolt again. That wouldn't have been pretty.
I love that there is like 5 people repeatedly commenting, i love you people. Oh and if you remember I'm still playing xbox, waiting for this game.
Busy day at work... check in to see what I missed. Apparently you all are completely insane. And I missed it!! DAMNIT!!
@BruceP, not again was it one of those bloody fruittatens?
I think my bosses are fearful I lost my sanity. I'm eaeating lunch between laughing fits....
@Rod M,
Not sure what the trigger was this time. He started to get 'twitchy', but managed to reign it in in time. I was reminding people what happened to El Paso when we went up against Wicked Felina.
I came back to my desk after lunch and found my cat logged on here reading comments.
Had to support this. $35 for a NSFW card game for parties. Just to see the look on some friends faces when these decks hit the table.
Welcome to the nut house, Nicholas!
Well when i see how much this project raise i can't stop thinking myself with other studio we could have at least 2 otrher for free ^^"
So my SG ideas are:
-Do a Super Safe at Work deck
-Do foil/ holographic cards
-Do EK sleeves
-Do a reverse deck like human explode and kitten defuse humans xD
- Do a Chtulu Eat the World because every project need Cthulu!
I love that you guys are commenting while at work
@BruceP, I thought we weren't going to talk about Wicked Felina! Remember what happened last time!
@Ben, could I interest you in a trinket?
@Eric A, All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls. All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.All waiting and no play make us all dull boys and girls.
@Rod M,
I know! It was bad. But I had to remind people to keep an eye on JusticeBolt and get the containment suit on him ASAP if he started to go off again.
Don't fall in love with Wicked Felina!
I also heard she made a crossbreed of a potatten and steauppy. It's name can not be said!!
@Chris: Careful now, that's how Potattens™ became a thing.
@Chris - having a Shining moment there?
@Eric B,
So THAT'S her current plan. So evil, that one. She must be stopped!
@Jean, I think its PPSD, careful!
How do you stop something like that?
An update!!
@Jean, it's the "shinnin'" (we don't want to get sued).
@Trinkets, couldn't hurt anyways.
Egads, I walk away for 12 hours, and look what y'all did... added another 150K to the total. :P
I would have come back sooner, but was inspired by Alton Brown to make fresh soft pretzels last nights in hopes that I could impress people by making them this Sunday, and by sheer dumb luck ALL of the ingredients were in my house. I need to work on the rolling out and twisting part (it's harder than it looks!) but darned if they didn't come out that perfect golden brown and actually tasted like real soft pretzels should... only hot and fresh from the oven.
Oh wait, I digressed again. Hold on...
Ooo... cat playing on the stove, turns on the gas. BOOM!! There you are.
Right?!!
@yohannon, sounds tasty
I have a feeling Elan is just staring at the comments, forgetting about the update, wonder wtf did he start.
@Eric B,
I've been thinking about how to stop her. It's difficult, though, since no one can get close to her. Because, and I don't have to remind you of this, of course, but as soon as anyone lays eyes on her, they fall in love and she controls them.
I don't want to do it, but I think we need to call Blind Justice, JusticeBolt's sister. Since she's blind, she might be the only one that can get to her.
"Look, it's a shining moment!"
"While it looks like a shining moment, and sounds like a shining moment, due to international copyright law..."
@Eric: The proof was that my wife ate 2 and a half. She would have only eaten one to e polite, but when she asked "want to split one?" I knew I had it.
Blind Justice and Wicked Felina. Definitely NSFW! !
Did I miss something here? I got into a fight with some kind of mutated potatten named Bittens the Fruitcat, and as you can imagine she was immune to everything related to fruitcakes. I finally managed to scare her off by throwing chocolates at her, but not before she nearly destroyed my powerline adapters...
So, how's it going? You managed to make new nemeses, didn't you?
Maybe Alton Brown knows these food demons' weaknesses... if anyone knew, it would be him...
@Owen: No kidding. This whole thing has to be, as the old California lotto ad went, "Really weird. COOL... but WEIRD..."
I don't think that even Alton can do much against the fruitattens!
Emeril could just BAM all over them.
@Eric: But if it doesn't work, that could make it worse!
Bobby could try to flay them... too soon?
I dunno, Alton can be a real hard ass when he wants to be. I've seen those competition shows he's on...
@Eric B,
Now I want to write up a whole superhero story. And it all started because of JustceBolt's triple post. lol