Beimg secratary for this though...that's a 24/7 job until the comments stop...if they ever do.
JD Worth 2015-01-29T15:08:59-05:00
Can you say "Drinking Game" I thought so...
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:09:00-05:00
@Owen, not to mention the danger pay...
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:09:17-05:00
They never will. The potattens will see to that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:10:01-05:00
Welp- There's this summary by @owen, i believe- "there's been a lot of lore-building happening in the last 4-5 hours. Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten. Us humans are stuck in the middle of this war and are just trying to survive. I think that pretty much has it covered."
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:10:15-05:00
No hazard pay! The secretary will just have to sleeve his/her trinkets to keeo them safe!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:10:59-05:00
And @Bruce's breakdown of villians- So far we have 5 heroes, and 1 super villain. Here's the list:
The Chameleon - Me
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister (I made this one up)
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Anyone else want in? We could use a Tank (Hulk, The Thing, etc)
Emma Louise Moore 2015-01-29T15:11:17-05:00
Bit annoying for missing out on the higher tiers but if they added more to the higher tiers, even increasing it a lot to 20k Collectors and 1000 Legend, its still exclusive to the project given the numbers of pledgers and could potentially double the funds (if they were all new pledgers rather than existing upping the pledge) There looks to be enough demand for it on the comments over the past few days given they got sold within 45mins. They could make it a stretch goal to unlock more copies. Just an idea....
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:11:28-05:00
@Kevin, could we at least get the secretary some sort of tin to hold the sleeved trinkets in?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:11:37-05:00
There's much discussion of Bacon, Bakhan, Candians... but i was reheating leftover chilaquilles at the time, got some in my eye and missed a bit of convo.
@Melissa: Nope, wasn't me. Think it was Chris L. But we missed the Steauppies, which are steak puppies who are mercinaries. And the Kittzels kitten pretzels...not sure where they fit in.
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T15:13:38-05:00
Hail potattens, benevolent benefactors of all mankind.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:14:09-05:00
@Owen, they're all twisted up about the whole thing too!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:14:34-05:00
The fruitattens abducted the update to hold it for ransom, but the potattens aren't willing to pay. The steappies are working on an extraction.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:15:06-05:00
@Rod I see what you did there.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:15:37-05:00
Won't someone puhlease think of the update!?!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:16:11-05:00
Am debating if I can procrastinate enough to open an actual word document to format a list of characters, villians, whatnots or if I really should start baking a cake....
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:16:20-05:00
@Melissa, sorry ;)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:16:33-05:00
The steappies are working on it. They just need the kitzels to do their part.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:16:46-05:00
..Cake wins in my books...cake is always good. Never a bad day if it ends in cake or...other...things.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:17:31-05:00
@Melissa, sorry about apologizing... ;)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-29T15:18:13-05:00
@Emma
I highly doubt they'll add more signatures or legends decks. Especially in that amount. If they actually sold 1,000 legendary packs, they'd have to draw another 3,000 cards. Even if they half assed it and took 10 minutes on each one, that's 21 DAYS of drawing.
Same with 60k signatures.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:18:31-05:00
Sprouts fried in bacon fat aren't half bad...less health...but not half bad.
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T15:27:44-05:00
kitzels are twisted in mind and body
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:28:09-05:00
@Owen, maybe bacon fried fruitcake would work too?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T15:28:09-05:00
I step away for a bit of proofing and now I come back to Prezittens, Broccattens, and what-not. Does someone have a flowchart for this? (If the Oatmeal wasn't so busy with everything else I'd say such a flow chart would be right up his alley... assuming he could get through all of the comments).
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:28:34-05:00
They're not half bad; they're all bad. They're the fruitcake of the vegetable world.
@Jean: Almost like all of us...we're just not twisted(as far as I know) in body.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:28:56-05:00
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:29:55-05:00
Did i miss any?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:30:02-05:00
Melissa, you forgot my zombittens
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T15:31:15-05:00
Bacon wrapped friotcake deep fried in steauppy fat and topped with caramelized onions and a little white truffle oil.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:31:24-05:00
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:32:04-05:00
Yes!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:32:12-05:00
@Mike K, sub the white truffle oil for rum sauce and you might have something there...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:32:17-05:00
Now if only we had the capabilities of keeping a post at the top, with the ability to edit. Someone hack kickstarter please, and add this option. thaaannxxx
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:34:00-05:00
@Rod, he'd also have to replace the fruitcake with potattens.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:34:19-05:00
@Melissa, you should start up a ks for that, you could offer trinkets as strech goals!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:34:45-05:00
mmmmm....trinkets.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T15:35:16-05:00
@Melissa +1,000,000!!
Kristina Morris 2015-01-29T15:35:33-05:00
Cattens (carrot kittens?) Cucumbittens? (cucumber kittens?) Maybe some manx-onayse to go in that potatten salad?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:35:33-05:00
Yes, but they have to be sleeved and come in an EU friendly tin.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:36:05-05:00
@kevin with a hologram
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:37:16-05:00
@Melissa, I thought the hologram went without saying.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:37:25-05:00
oh, and don't forget to make them ks exclusive!
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T15:37:29-05:00
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:40:01-05:00
Remind me again of Human characters? (yes... yes I am *Actually* doing this)
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister (I made this one up)
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 2015-01-29T15:40:08-05:00
Maybe we can bring them back in a Lost World-esq kind of way
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-29T15:40:21-05:00
Two SG that I want. 1) 5 blank cards that I make up my own card on. 2) KS exclusive scratch and sniff cards/deck.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:40:29-05:00
Maybe. We'll know for sure once the steappies rescue them from the fruitattens.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:40:39-05:00
@dns, bacon is bacon, we call "Canadian bacon" back bacon
@Eric B, easy now, don't rile up the potattens!
Trinkets, trinkets, TRINKETS!
Just pledged 70$ for 1 NSFW deck an 2 normal decks.
Thanks!
Ruh-roh, scared everybody away! I'm a baaad putty tat.
I'm still here...just distracted by work.
Going to have alot of fun with this.
@Mike K, just duck and cover like the rest of us! You've summoned the potattens!
Dang! Go to sleep for a few hours, and everything gets weird on you! And good luck catching up on the lunacy!
Yes, but I'm the evil sycophant, remember? Potattens welcome!
We need someone on a computer to copy paste an abbreviated version of events for new/late comers.
I can not believe how many backers we have!
Now, where can I get some bacin-wrapped potattens? I'm hungry and I think the fruitattens ate them all.
Owen, best summed up by saying, whilst waiting for an update people lost their collective minds!
...What wood work has spewed forth these legions?
Just found this while Googling "Exploding Kittens" http://www.google.com/url…
@Owen, I agree. Someone needs to do a "Comments Thus Far" post every so often.
We do need a secretary at the rate we'er going...
You know I'll give the first 112k backers to the EK boyz, but the rest, thats all us baby!
Beimg secratary for this though...that's a 24/7 job until the comments stop...if they ever do.
Can you say "Drinking Game" I thought so...
@Owen, not to mention the danger pay...
They never will. The potattens will see to that.
Welp- There's this summary by @owen, i believe- "there's been a lot of lore-building happening in the last 4-5 hours. Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten. Us humans are stuck in the middle of this war and are just trying to survive. I think that pretty much has it covered."
No hazard pay! The secretary will just have to sleeve his/her trinkets to keeo them safe!
And @Bruce's breakdown of villians- So far we have 5 heroes, and 1 super villain. Here's the list:
The Chameleon - Me
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister (I made this one up)
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Anyone else want in? We could use a Tank (Hulk, The Thing, etc)
Bit annoying for missing out on the higher tiers but if they added more to the higher tiers, even increasing it a lot to 20k Collectors and 1000 Legend, its still exclusive to the project given the numbers of pledgers and could potentially double the funds (if they were all new pledgers rather than existing upping the pledge) There looks to be enough demand for it on the comments over the past few days given they got sold within 45mins. They could make it a stretch goal to unlock more copies. Just an idea....
@Kevin, could we at least get the secretary some sort of tin to hold the sleeved trinkets in?
There's much discussion of Bacon, Bakhan, Candians... but i was reheating leftover chilaquilles at the time, got some in my eye and missed a bit of convo.
And I'm Dr. Potatten, the evil instigator of all that has occured... with my potatten kickstarter I will take over the world with Wicked Felina...
Plus was there an update due yesterday or was I misreading things?
Yes, the tin is necessary.
No actual update, @Emma. Just shenanigans, tomfoolery, and a few hijinks.
@Emma, there was, but we think it had a nasty encounter with some fruitcake...
@Melissa: Nope, wasn't me. Think it was Chris L. But we missed the Steauppies, which are steak puppies who are mercinaries. And the Kittzels kitten pretzels...not sure where they fit in.
Hail potattens, benevolent benefactors of all mankind.
@Owen, they're all twisted up about the whole thing too!
The fruitattens abducted the update to hold it for ransom, but the potattens aren't willing to pay. The steappies are working on an extraction.
@Rod I see what you did there.
Won't someone puhlease think of the update!?!
Am debating if I can procrastinate enough to open an actual word document to format a list of characters, villians, whatnots or if I really should start baking a cake....
@Melissa, sorry ;)
The steappies are working on it. They just need the kitzels to do their part.
@rod never apologize!
..Cake wins in my books...cake is always good. Never a bad day if it ends in cake or...other...things.
@Melissa, sorry about apologizing... ;)
@Emma
I highly doubt they'll add more signatures or legends decks. Especially in that amount. If they actually sold 1,000 legendary packs, they'd have to draw another 3,000 cards. Even if they half assed it and took 10 minutes on each one, that's 21 DAYS of drawing.
Same with 60k signatures.
Owen, the cake only wins if it isn't fruitcake.
Touché Kevin, touché.
Can red velvet deflect fruittatens?
Making broccattens right now.
Hail fruitcake, food of the magnificent potattens!
No! No broccattens! They're almost as bad as Brussels sprittens!
Oh yeah. Broccattens. Muahahahahah!
Hail brocattens, the ... er ... nm
Argh! You've discovered my weakness!
Wait wait wait, that sounds way too healthy! You never know whats going to sprout up now...
I'll have to summon my zombittens in an attempt to destroy your broccattens...
Yes.
O.K., seriously, does anyone expect we will get an update before we reach the $120k backers mark? Heh.
@Rod now you've said it, sprouts, nature's healthy stink bomb
No.
Hail z... Oh, for goodness sake!
No clue Thewarstore.com, if I knew Potattens would have become a thing...
F yeah sprouts, said no one ever!
Spritens are for desert.
I did...
Sprouts fried in bacon fat aren't half bad...less health...but not half bad.
kitzels are twisted in mind and body
@Owen, maybe bacon fried fruitcake would work too?
I step away for a bit of proofing and now I come back to Prezittens, Broccattens, and what-not. Does someone have a flowchart for this? (If the Oatmeal wasn't so busy with everything else I'd say such a flow chart would be right up his alley... assuming he could get through all of the comments).
They're not half bad; they're all bad. They're the fruitcake of the vegetable world.
@Jean: Almost like all of us...we're just not twisted(as far as I know) in body.
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten
Brussel Sprittens, Broccattens
Mmm fruitcake. Wait, no.
Did i miss any?
Melissa, you forgot my zombittens
Bacon wrapped friotcake deep fried in steauppy fat and topped with caramelized onions and a little white truffle oil.
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine,, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Yes!
@Mike K, sub the white truffle oil for rum sauce and you might have something there...
Now if only we had the capabilities of keeping a post at the top, with the ability to edit. Someone hack kickstarter please, and add this option. thaaannxxx
@Rod, he'd also have to replace the fruitcake with potattens.
@Melissa, you should start up a ks for that, you could offer trinkets as strech goals!
mmmmm....trinkets.
@Melissa +1,000,000!!
Cattens (carrot kittens?) Cucumbittens? (cucumber kittens?) Maybe some manx-onayse to go in that potatten salad?
Yes, but they have to be sleeved and come in an EU friendly tin.
@kevin with a hologram
@Melissa, I thought the hologram went without saying.
oh, and don't forget to make them ks exclusive!
Updattens updates+kittens
@Eric B, I think that they went extinct... sadly.
I smell Bittens the Fruitcat's paw in this!
Remind me again of Human characters? (yes... yes I am *Actually* doing this)
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister (I made this one up)
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Maybe we can bring them back in a Lost World-esq kind of way
Two SG that I want. 1) 5 blank cards that I make up my own card on. 2) KS exclusive scratch and sniff cards/deck.
Maybe. We'll know for sure once the steappies rescue them from the fruitattens.
Dr. Pottaten, where you at?
@Melissa: I'm in there somewhere...just haven't finalized my name/powers. xD