@Eric A: Don't want a hairy boob dragon sweat card?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:45:18-05:00
Actually, I'm Fornaxx, Lord of the Zombittens!
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T15:45:30-05:00
And not just any keyboard...a keyboard on a sub that launches nukes.... good thing I only have to worry about exploding wireless mice
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T15:47:08-05:00
@Mike - nobody loves a syncophant :)
Jonathan Brown 2015-01-29T15:47:31-05:00
@Experience I suggested blank cards as a stretch goal or add-on about 2,000 comments ago, but I don't think the creator is reading or responding to the comments. You could try messaging.
Yesterday's update is a tad late too.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:47:48-05:00
@owen - You are correct, and Durrrrrr on my end - it's already on the list!
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T15:47:54-05:00
@Melissa - BaKahn - Rod M I though was the bacon character
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T15:48:05-05:00
@Rob, actually the potattens made my bed. I just curl up in it when they tell me to.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:48:27-05:00
@jean - Yeah, totally just caught that.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:49:47-05:00
@Mike K, well in that case, carry on!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:51:02-05:00
And yes, I am BaKhan, beware my telepathetic powers!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:52:36-05:00
I've taken the liberty of adding myself as the creeper - who just goes along quietly in the background and jots down notes. unofficial secretary. but really...a cake has to be baked soon. Updates thus far:
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T15:53:03-05:00
Are telepathetic powers EU friendly?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:53:40-05:00
@Mike K, only when accompanied by a trinket...
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T15:55:07-05:00
Good thing we have Melissa to keep track of all this. Hail Melissa!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:55:30-05:00
My profile update is complete!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:56:00-05:00
@Kevin, and its about time too!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T15:56:07-05:00
Hail Melissa! You deserve a raise. Double your secretary pay!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:56:38-05:00
@Mike Huzzah!
@Kevin ...I'd update my profile, but I'm not sure I need "Melissa "creeper" Fahlstrom to appear for other projects.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T15:56:38-05:00
Hello
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T15:57:06-05:00
Melissa is defo my favorite creeping cake baker!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T15:57:08-05:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:07:27-05:00
No, the trinkets aren't scented. The sleeves are. It's important to match the sleeves up with the correct trinkets.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T16:07:55-05:00
Maybe a tin case would help? You know as a sg?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-29T16:08:17-05:00
All - Repeat after me "We want our mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff booster deck. Life is like a mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff booster deck. You never know what you are going to smell."
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:09:01-05:00
Only if the tin case is strong enough to contain potattens and fuitattens... as well as other assorted genetic monstrosities that have been created here today.
I get up and go to the bathroom...and fall far behind...oh well. I'll figure out whats going on soon.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:09:39-05:00
@Chris, that's why the tin is lead-lined and the sleeves are made of carbon fiber.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T16:09:41-05:00
It is if you sleeve it. You know they say sleeving is believing!
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:10:05-05:00
@ELF, some things are just too scary to contemplate, NSFW SNS cards/trinkets/sleeves/tins fall into that category.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:10:15-05:00
I thought it was believing is sleeving...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:10:23-05:00
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves in a protective tin
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T16:10:50-05:00
@Melissa, that sounds reasonable.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-29T16:10:55-05:00
We want our mysterrrrrrraaaahh STOP YOUR MIND CONTROL!!!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:11:08-05:00
SG Request Edit- Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves in a protective tin that is EU friendly
Abandon all ye hope, all ye who enter the domain of Catterwocky.
Mike Kabala 2015-01-29T16:13:04-05:00
@Tsveta Koleva, is that lake in a protected area?
JusticeBolt 2015-01-29T16:13:16-05:00
Is there any hope left for an update today?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:14:10-05:00
@Tsveta, what makes a lake protective? I think we need to standardize our definition before moving forward. I would have to have inferior lake protection due to a miscommunication.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:14:28-05:00
@Mike, the lake is inside an even larger protective tin.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:14:42-05:00
@Bolt, there's always hope...
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T16:14:48-05:00
Cake? I thought I heard something about baking a cake...
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:15:01-05:00
@Lord Z, wow, that is one large tin... or one small lake
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T16:15:23-05:00
Is there a sleeve for that lake? And is it eu friendly?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-29T16:16:35-05:00
@Rod, now don't you start going off the rails one us... where's that containment suit?
Jean "The Insta(nt)gator" Roberts 2015-01-29T16:16:48-05:00
oh maybe it was lake, not cake.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:17:26-05:00
It's a large tin. Things that have been lost in the Bermuda Triangle actually just got stuck in the tin.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-29T16:18:13-05:00
NSFW mystery smell #1 - stale fruitcake.
NSFW mystery smell #2 - catnip.
NSFW mystery smell #3 - microwaved bacon.
Etc.
Collect them all!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:19:35-05:00
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Humans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:19:59-05:00
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Humans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:20:10-05:00
My wifi went down for a hot second and i panicked.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:20:23-05:00
*whispers* They're onto us....
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T16:21:06-05:00
@Melissa, you should get a sleeve for that...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:21:25-05:00
Huzzah!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-29T16:21:27-05:00
I have to go to work now. Keep the potattens at bay until I get back to the conversation!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-29T16:21:48-05:00
Will be baking and checking page. Just creeping in background.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-29T16:22:38-05:00
Alright, now that Kevin's gone, we can get that update!
Dr. Potatten mad-scientist
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Sorry.... cat walking on keyboard
Did we ever settle on a bacon-character name?
And I am Lord Zombitten!
@Jean, look at one of the exploding kittens cards. It's a cat walking on a keyboard!
And, as usual, there's no love for the sycophant. :-(
Not sure who it was, but pretty sure the name was BaKhan. Ba for bacon and Khan as a nod to Shatner.
@mike the sycophant - is this your official title?
I don't want ANY scratch and sniff cards created by the Oatmeal.
No idea what a sycophant is but someone loves him :P
@Mike K, look you made your bed now curl up and lay in it!
Yes, but KS won't let me change my ID since I've created a project.
@Eric A: Don't want a hairy boob dragon sweat card?
Actually, I'm Fornaxx, Lord of the Zombittens!
And not just any keyboard...a keyboard on a sub that launches nukes.... good thing I only have to worry about exploding wireless mice
@Mike - nobody loves a syncophant :)
@Experience I suggested blank cards as a stretch goal or add-on about 2,000 comments ago, but I don't think the creator is reading or responding to the comments. You could try messaging.
Yesterday's update is a tad late too.
@owen - You are correct, and Durrrrrr on my end - it's already on the list!
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
@Melissa - BaKahn - Rod M I though was the bacon character
@Rob, actually the potattens made my bed. I just curl up in it when they tell me to.
@jean - Yeah, totally just caught that.
@Mike K, well in that case, carry on!
And yes, I am BaKhan, beware my telepathetic powers!
I've taken the liberty of adding myself as the creeper - who just goes along quietly in the background and jots down notes. unofficial secretary. but really...a cake has to be baked soon. Updates thus far:
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Are telepathetic powers EU friendly?
@Mike K, only when accompanied by a trinket...
Good thing we have Melissa to keep track of all this. Hail Melissa!
My profile update is complete!
@Kevin, and its about time too!
Hail Melissa! You deserve a raise. Double your secretary pay!
@Mike Huzzah!
@Kevin ...I'd update my profile, but I'm not sure I need "Melissa "creeper" Fahlstrom to appear for other projects.
Hello
Melissa is defo my favorite creeping cake baker!
Does that mean I get double the trinkets?
Triple the trinkets! Just because.
@Melissa, but no sleeves until we hit that sg!
Hahaha lol :D No need to. I will stop, I promise.
Hahaha lol :D No need to. I will stop, I promise.
@Rod *Sigh* fine.
When the counter hits the occult 120000 mark, the updatens will returnreturn! So says the prophecy of... eh, some goat.
@Jonathon Brown - noted and sent off.
Oh no, where's BruceP when you need him! Somebody call the Sherrif!
All - Repeat after me "We want our scratch and sniff booster deck".
Is the scratch and sniff booster deck EU friendly?
We want out scrawwwWWWHHAAATTT???
Repeat after me, "Potattens are our friends ..."
Nobody is going to scratch or sniff my deck!
LOL Trinkets.
holograms > scratch and sniff
@Rod, the scratch n' sniff booster deck is EU friendly, but it isn't olfactory friendly.
You wouldn't want to sniff it either, trust me. Coming from a person with a sense of humor like an avalanche of sprittens.
I think the trinkets should have mood ring capabilities. To see if user is cool as a cucumber or ready to punch someone's neck. Just a thought.
I definitely do not want to scratch-n-sniff a bat fart.
Does the sns deck come with scented trinkets? If so can you still smell them through their sleeves?
hehehehehe
Hope not, but probably.
No, the trinkets aren't scented. The sleeves are. It's important to match the sleeves up with the correct trinkets.
Maybe a tin case would help? You know as a sg?
All - Repeat after me "We want our mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff booster deck. Life is like a mystery smell NSFW scratch and sniff booster deck. You never know what you are going to smell."
Is it rust proof and EU friendly tin?
Only if the tin case is strong enough to contain potattens and fuitattens... as well as other assorted genetic monstrosities that have been created here today.
Is the tin potatten-approved?
I get up and go to the bathroom...and fall far behind...oh well. I'll figure out whats going on soon.
@Chris, that's why the tin is lead-lined and the sleeves are made of carbon fiber.
It is if you sleeve it. You know they say sleeving is believing!
@ELF, some things are just too scary to contemplate, NSFW SNS cards/trinkets/sleeves/tins fall into that category.
I thought it was believing is sleeving...
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves in a protective tin
@Melissa, that sounds reasonable.
We want our mysterrrrrrraaaahh STOP YOUR MIND CONTROL!!!
SG Request Edit- Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves in a protective tin that is EU friendly
In a protective trunk in a protective lake.
Is there any hope left for an update today?
Don't forget the sleeve for the tin!
@Melissa, with fruitcake armor to protect us against zombitten bites and exploding kitten shrapnel.
Abandon all ye hope, all ye who enter the domain of Catterwocky.
@Tsveta Koleva, is that lake in a protected area?
Is there any hope left for an update today?
@Tsveta, what makes a lake protective? I think we need to standardize our definition before moving forward. I would have to have inferior lake protection due to a miscommunication.
@Mike, the lake is inside an even larger protective tin.
@Bolt, there's always hope...
Cake? I thought I heard something about baking a cake...
Lakes are a good option to hide toxic waste.
@Lord Z, wow, that is one large tin... or one small lake
Is there a sleeve for that lake? And is it eu friendly?
@Rod, now don't you start going off the rails one us... where's that containment suit?
oh maybe it was lake, not cake.
It's a large tin. Things that have been lost in the Bermuda Triangle actually just got stuck in the tin.
NSFW mystery smell #1 - stale fruitcake.
NSFW mystery smell #2 - catnip.
NSFW mystery smell #3 - microwaved bacon.
Etc.
Collect them all!
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Humans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
Potatten are kittens and potatoes combine, they're an aggressive bunch that push things off of shleves and tables with impunity, they also explode taking out monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.
Fruitattens are fruit cake kittens, there's some animosity with the Potatten.
Steauppy- Steak puppies
Groutatten- Ground beef + kitten
Kittzels – Pretzel+kitten, twisted in mind AND body
Brussel Sprittens – Brussel Sprout Stink Bomb Kittens
Broccattens – Broccoli Kittens
Zombittens – Don’t get bit by one, you’ll become one
Humans:
Dr. Pottaten – Evan W.
Lord Zombitten – Kevin B
The Chameleon – Bruce P
Trinkets - Eric B
BaKahn - Rod M
JusticeBolt - JusticeBolt
Blind Justice - JusticeBolt's sister
Mike the Sycophant – Mike K
The Creeper – Melissa F
Wicked Felina - Bad, bad girl
Stretch Goal request –
Scratch and sniff hologram trinkets with mood ring capabilities in protective sleeves with fruitcake holographic armor in a protective tin with a protective sleeve for the tin that is EU friendly, with a GPS locating device to find tin within protective trunk in protective lake that is EU friendly.
My wifi went down for a hot second and i panicked.
*whispers* They're onto us....
@Melissa, you should get a sleeve for that...
Huzzah!
I have to go to work now. Keep the potattens at bay until I get back to the conversation!
Will be baking and checking page. Just creeping in background.
Alright, now that Kevin's gone, we can get that update!