This will send out a tweet and post on everyone's face book at exactly 6 PM PST on 02/17/19
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:06:01-05:00
A fleet of pirattens accompany them
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T14:06:15-05:00
Heroes stick it to The Man
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:06:22-05:00
Roachen fly alone
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T14:07:17-05:00
@Thunder Clap - Need to get the Oatmeal, Elan and the other guy to sign up for it. This way all kittens will received it!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:07:33-05:00
they look like furry Startship Trooper arachnids, but cute
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:07:36-05:00
Fine, the piratten follow them. The ninjatten are their sworn enemies
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T14:07:46-05:00
oi, gotta love kitchen disasters. Nothing quite like 'em to pull me away from the computer.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:08:03-05:00
fine (crosses arms)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:08:40-05:00
You'll be glad when the scuffle starts
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:09:31-05:00
Meanwhile, the zombittens march against the fruitattens
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T14:09:52-05:00
APB - The Vittens are about to launch the Catypse offensive.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:10:40-05:00
Battle of Mutattens will come about in T-2h at Purrmuch Valley. Prepare & dispatch your armies
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:10:44-05:00
The potattens are with the zombittens
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T14:11:39-05:00
I betcha Wicked Felina is going to have her pie and eat it!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:12:46-05:00
The Battle of Mutattens
Sign Up Now
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T14:13:25-05:00
oh dear lord, the battle of 8 (or so) armies...
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T14:13:50-05:00
lol da wolf thank you but we dont want to spam it too much. I have been posting it about once an hour so as not too annoy people. If your annoyed you wont click the link.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T14:37:33-05:00
Okay I was able to sneak on quickly and saw the updated coat of paws, I like it! I think we need a Latin slogan for the coat of paws, what about this: CATULUS, CREPITUS, COMMUNITAS (it's Latin for: kittens, explosions, community).
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:38:08-05:00
I conpur
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T14:38:15-05:00
I have to do something! Quick hide!
Anthony Terragna 2015-01-31T14:39:03-05:00
We'll definitely see 5M soon enough.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-31T14:40:05-05:00
okay, I gotta bug out for real now. Great work on the coat of paws DD!
unless a coat of paws in made for each army, which is a hassle for the creator
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:43:51-05:00
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Everyone please help make this the #1 most backed kickstarter of all time by signing our Thunder Clap. https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19 This will send out a tweet and post on everyone's face book at exactly 6 PM PST on 02/17/19
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:53:57-05:00
@ Trinkets yes, but you can have only one coat of paws branding
@Idle/Wild, here's some oxycotin for your pain
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T14:54:26-05:00
Upcoming battle you say? Do tell.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:54:31-05:00
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T14:55:33-05:00
Register your kittens' strengths and weaknesses in preparation for the battle
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:55:42-05:00
Battle of Mutattens will take place at Purrmuch Valley. Prepare & dispatch your armies
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T14:55:59-05:00
@professer.F me and idle will ponder over the teams after a late lunch and a nap
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T14:56:49-05:00
I'll get splicing some genes snd see what I come up with.
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T14:56:57-05:00
So tommrow
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:57:17-05:00
The strengths will be added to google doc for unanimous verdicts between all Neutrals. You can debate in private until all neutrals convene
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T14:58:09-05:00
Will someone be taking note of these? I will be unavailable for a few hours
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T14:59:34-05:00
My lady Wicked Felina has requested that I inform the masses that "Wicked Felina does not battle. Her enemies do not deserve such a swift death."
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T14:59:44-05:00
I am for now
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T15:00:02-05:00
Registered Mutatten Strengths until now
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T15:00:19-05:00
Schwarzenitten
Powers:
Political experience.
Almost unintelligible speech.
heavy, heavy explosions.
and Badass one-liners after those explosions.
Will do mittens: are very strong in battle they do not feel pain. These pieces if living fabric helps fight cold in harsh weather. Once on your hands they will give you +100 resistance to cold +10 grams of weight +50 coolness. Cuz we all know when you die, you want to die in style.
Everyone please help make this the #1 most backed kickstarter of all time by signing our Thunder Clap. https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
This will send out a tweet and post on everyone's face book at exactly 6 PM PST on 02/17/19
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
A fleet of pirattens accompany them
Heroes stick it to The Man
Roachen fly alone
@Thunder Clap - Need to get the Oatmeal, Elan and the other guy to sign up for it. This way all kittens will received it!
they look like furry Startship Trooper arachnids, but cute
Fine, the piratten follow them. The ninjatten are their sworn enemies
oi, gotta love kitchen disasters. Nothing quite like 'em to pull me away from the computer.
fine (crosses arms)
You'll be glad when the scuffle starts
Meanwhile, the zombittens march against the fruitattens
APB - The Vittens are about to launch the Catypse offensive.
Battle of Mutattens will come about in T-2h at Purrmuch Valley. Prepare & dispatch your armies
The potattens are with the zombittens
I betcha Wicked Felina is going to have her pie and eat it!
The Battle of Mutattens
Sign Up Now
oh dear lord, the battle of 8 (or so) armies...
Sign-up at
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
Well there's no point in having pie if you don't eat it
register your army's strengths & weaknesses. Neutrals should preside if valid or not and allocate a strength digit next to each power/weakness
or just strengths, who needs weakensses anyway
Lord Zombitten - Only a vitten would say that.
/alights atop the nearest mountain to view the battle of 8 (or so) armies, AKA the Battle of the Mutatten.
Limited time sign-up for the Caplyse offensive at
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
2 for 1 special on front row seating at
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
lol da wolf thank you but we dont want to spam it too much. I have been posting it about once an hour so as not too annoy people. If your annoyed you wont click the link.
Anyways I sent a tweet out to gameofkittens, Oatmeal, Elan and Matt asking them to support the Thunderclap so that will greatly help get the word out.
Roachen : Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
alert the media i am off for a bath! there may be shaving involved!
eww naked wolf now that is a mental picture i don't want so please don't shave :-)
Zombittens: can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Battle of Mutatten postponed for 23H.
We need to organise
@Thunder Clap - take in a deep breath. Hold it. Hold it. Exhale slowly. Do this three times and you will feel better.
Yeah, good point
@Prof F, can you keep track of strengths weaknesses of the various parties. I'll render a judgement on each once I've reviewed the stats of each army.
Will Do
much obliged Prof F.
I must fade into the time stream for a bit to complete several quests of historic importance (AKA a 'honey-do list').
@KittenCorps Heroes... might I suggest getting a few more hitten races created before the battle, you're a bit light in recruits...
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT
A little more coat of paws tweaking: https://www.dropbox.com/s/e213lu8opvn44wd/KittenCorpsCoatofPaws%28update%29.png…
that's excellent DDD
@DDD I like it
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
@everyone, your tattoo has been updated with Diamond Dan Drake's Coat of Paws
https://www.dropbox.com/s/e213lu8opvn44wd/KittenCorpsCoatofPaws(update).png…
Okay I was able to sneak on quickly and saw the updated coat of paws, I like it! I think we need a Latin slogan for the coat of paws, what about this: CATULUS, CREPITUS, COMMUNITAS (it's Latin for: kittens, explosions, community).
I conpur
I have to do something! Quick hide!
We'll definitely see 5M soon enough.
okay, I gotta bug out for real now. Great work on the coat of paws DD!
Thanks guys. Seeya Chris.
coat of paws needs more zombitten and/or kitten corpses
no, it needs to be neutral
Great one. Hope the quiche turns out as good.
unless a coat of paws in made for each army, which is a hassle for the creator
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Zpmbitten, Piratten, & Roachen strengths registered
Where's Dr P? He needs to register the potatten, and we need LadyZ to register the vampitten
Oof! A lot of action going on! Woke up from nap- but now must get ready for work. Won't be on much for rest of the day. @ddd coat of paws looks great!
It needs more cow bell
Holy crap, @DDD. Mucho props for the coast of paws! I may have to add that as a real tattoo!!
your tattoo is already a reality. it will be updated when new iterations emerge
@ Epic, I don't believe cow bells are EU friendly unless they are sleeved.
@Trinkets, but they are tin, so that counts for something
@ProF, Couldn't I have two?
*rolls over to check on oven timer* yawn
Ouch that tattoo update hurts just like the first time.
We always need more cow bell
Trinkets, have you heard about the upcoming battle?
Everyone does have a case of Cow Bell Fever.
Everyone please help make this the #1 most backed kickstarter of all time by signing our Thunder Clap. https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
This will send out a tweet and post on everyone's face book at exactly 6 PM PST on 02/17/19
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
@ Trinkets yes, but you can have only one coat of paws branding
@Idle/Wild, here's some oxycotin for your pain
Upcoming battle you say? Do tell.
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
Register your kittens' strengths and weaknesses in preparation for the battle
Battle of Mutattens will take place at Purrmuch Valley. Prepare & dispatch your armies
@professer.F me and idle will ponder over the teams after a late lunch and a nap
I'll get splicing some genes snd see what I come up with.
So tommrow
The strengths will be added to google doc for unanimous verdicts between all Neutrals. You can debate in private until all neutrals convene
Will someone be taking note of these? I will be unavailable for a few hours
My lady Wicked Felina has requested that I inform the masses that "Wicked Felina does not battle. Her enemies do not deserve such a swift death."
I am for now
Registered Mutatten Strengths until now
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Roachen : Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten
Powers:
Political experience.
Almost unintelligible speech.
heavy, heavy explosions.
and Badass one-liners after those explosions.
@Tsveta's been eaten the cheesittens again huh?
@Trinkets, are those Hitten?
@ProF. Yeah, hittens.
Potatten! What are the potattens' strengths?
I would add to their strngths, Covert operation via cigar mist
@Prof, yeah, I thought about cigars too, but didn't want to encourage smoking for kittens. :-P
Mittens: protect you hands from the harsh cold weather. They can be filled with your hands.
@Trinkets, they do need that attribute for operations. I can;t see them winning otherwise
Pretty sure they are just waiting the $5M mark before next update !
500,476
@Derpy Bottom Feeding Sperm Whale
We need an army, not a collection of hand lingerie
@ prof.F I need my mittens they help me... Sorta.... Not really... But mittens are animals to you know
@Derp, your point is duly noted, provided further details about your Hitten Living Hand Lingerie
I think at these numbers, the next SG will be getting all this work done by said date :) KITTENS shall rule the world !!!!!
@Potatten again??? Never heard of those. I only eat healthy nittens.
oh noes, online harassment on xbox live, but I'm a man soo that doesnt count for Anita
http://i.imgur.com/HdQz4xX.png
Will do mittens: are very strong in battle they do not feel pain. These pieces if living fabric helps fight cold in harsh weather. Once on your hands they will give you +100 resistance to cold +10 grams of weight +50 coolness. Cuz we all know when you die, you want to die in style.