I've been away a while doing other things, but the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about stay-uppies (That's steauppies spelled phonetically.) I have been puzzled about why they exist at all, since all they do is hang around annoying the kittens. Then it dawned on me that the reason for existence of dogs of all ages is solely to annoy cats of all ages. If a steauppy hangs aroung a kitten for too long, it is likely to annoy said kitten to the point where the kitten will actually explode. (I think we're on to something here.)
Not to mention the fact that a good steauppy is delicious with a side of potattens.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T15:17:55-05:00
@Derp, aren't you a neutral? You are not be creating armies for Hitten or Nitten
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:19:08-05:00
@Cheetah Butt, yes!
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T15:19:40-05:00
Mmm... Potattins tasty.
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T15:20:10-05:00
I just want something to sleep on
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:20:30-05:00
Where do cheesittens and refried kitteans fall? I think they're nittens
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T15:21:31-05:00
@KittenCorps of all factions
Your tattoo has been updated with Diamond Dan Drake's Coat of Paws
So is the mitten idea getting mass produced cuz I want 20 more
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-01-31T15:30:51-05:00
I called it...10k before 5Mil :)
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-31T15:30:55-05:00
Wow! That coat of paws looks amazing!
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-01-31T15:31:22-05:00
@Thunder Clap ... done! Thank you!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:31:56-05:00
Where did Dr P go?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-31T15:33:29-05:00
How is everyone? Keeping it EU friendly I hope?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:34:34-05:00
EU friendly, yes. There's going to be a battle tomorrow
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-31T15:35:03-05:00
@LZ, do tell!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:36:38-05:00
We're registering the strengths of the hittens and vittens. The neutrals will evaluate each and assign a numerical value to each ability to assess who will win
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T15:42:46-05:00
Coat of Paws has been added to the fact sheet. Thank you Diamond Dan Drake.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T15:44:06-05:00
@Cha, Props go to to Diamond Dan for the coat of Paws
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T15:44:55-05:00
Currently on the bus. How goes it?
Adam Gerritsma 2015-01-31T15:45:13-05:00
Elan, what happened to update #8?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T15:45:40-05:00
500,477
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T15:46:02-05:00
@derp are there any trinkets resting on the bottom of the ocean floor?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T15:46:22-05:00
They have not posted update # 8 yet. My guess is their still too busy courting the press
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T15:47:13-05:00
@Creeper, I have been adding material to the website as I find it. I'm probably way behind though. I'm counting on you to point out what I've missed. Thanks.
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-31T15:47:24-05:00
Less than 20k to 5mil!
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-31T15:48:01-05:00
it would not suprise me if they are waiting until we hit 5 Million before they post the next update.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-01-31T15:48:53-05:00
@The Creeper...thanks for adding me to the Kitten Corps website. May it be possible to add the "!" after Cha? :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-01-31T15:48:58-05:00
@cheetah thanks! I think you've got most of it. I'm on my way to work now, but will check in when I get home and send you an email. I don't have the name of the photo cred- it was just mentioned here. By either Lord Zombitten or Thunder Clap, I believe....
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T15:49:22-05:00
< 20K to go to reach 5M!
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-31T15:49:41-05:00
My guess is we will reach $5 million at araound 127,000 backers.
I've been away a while doing other things, but the whole time I couldn't stop thinking about stay-uppies (That's steauppies spelled phonetically.) I have been puzzled about why they exist at all, since all they do is hang around annoying the kittens. Then it dawned on me that the reason for existence of dogs of all ages is solely to annoy cats of all ages. If a steauppy hangs aroung a kitten for too long, it is likely to annoy said kitten to the point where the kitten will actually explode. (I think we're on to something here.)
Not to mention the fact that a good steauppy is delicious with a side of potattens.
@Derp, aren't you a neutral? You are not be creating armies for Hitten or Nitten
@Cheetah Butt, yes!
Mmm... Potattins tasty.
I just want something to sleep on
Where do cheesittens and refried kitteans fall? I think they're nittens
@KittenCorps of all factions
Your tattoo has been updated with Diamond Dan Drake's Coat of Paws
https://www.dropbox.com/s/e213lu8opvn44wd/KittenCorpsCoatofPaws(update).png…
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
Quick question how do you get mittens on flippers they don't seem to fit
You skin them first.
The flippers that is, not the mittens.
You do. I thought that they were all skin
@Derp & Idle/Wild, are you sure you're no Vittens?
Coffee, remember?
MY FINS.. They look great in these mittens they kinda hurt tho
You can't make a quiche without loads of coffee.
I'm a whale
Not a cat
@Professor F ... awesome Coat of Paws!
So is the mitten idea getting mass produced cuz I want 20 more
I called it...10k before 5Mil :)
Wow! That coat of paws looks amazing!
@Thunder Clap ... done! Thank you!
Where did Dr P go?
How is everyone? Keeping it EU friendly I hope?
EU friendly, yes. There's going to be a battle tomorrow
@LZ, do tell!
We're registering the strengths of the hittens and vittens. The neutrals will evaluate each and assign a numerical value to each ability to assess who will win
Everyone please help make this the #1 most backed kickstarter of all time by signing our Thunder Clap. https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
This will send out a tweet and post on everyone's face book at exactly 6 PM PST on 02/17/19
Imagine what would happen if we were able to get 20,000 tweets to hit the net at exactly the same time, and then if your followers re-tweeted it and their followers re-tweeted it and so on :-)
Coat of Paws has been added to the fact sheet. Thank you Diamond Dan Drake.
@Cha, Props go to to Diamond Dan for the coat of Paws
Currently on the bus. How goes it?
Elan, what happened to update #8?
500,477
@derp are there any trinkets resting on the bottom of the ocean floor?
@lz *noted*
They have not posted update # 8 yet. My guess is their still too busy courting the press
@Creeper, I have been adding material to the website as I find it. I'm probably way behind though. I'm counting on you to point out what I've missed. Thanks.
Less than 20k to 5mil!
Fun fact: Potattens have been mentioned the first time by Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell in this comment https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/exploding-kittens/comments… at 2015-01-29T14:00:48 UTC.
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
it would not suprise me if they are waiting until we hit 5 Million before they post the next update.
@The Creeper...thanks for adding me to the Kitten Corps website. May it be possible to add the "!" after Cha? :)
@cheetah thanks! I think you've got most of it. I'm on my way to work now, but will check in when I get home and send you an email. I don't have the name of the photo cred- it was just mentioned here. By either Lord Zombitten or Thunder Clap, I believe....
< 20K to go to reach 5M!
My guess is we will reach $5 million at araound 127,000 backers.
Don't forget to sign up for the Thunder Clap if you have not already done so it is going to be epic :-)
https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
@Peter, well I gotta be good for something!
500,478
Diamond Dan did the coat of paws
@Cha! Done!
@cheetah the sh goal update request should be upped to 590.478
@ creeper yes I hove found many things down here what kind of stuff are you looking for
@Mike Kabala... thank you!...I'll come up with a blurb on troubardouring :)
Eu friendly items, of ambidextrous sort
@cha! I think the kitten corps troubadour is all you need!
With sleeves
@Cha! it's "Cheetah Butt." I can't change my profile name because I have created a KS campaign.
I've been keeping this piece handy for newcomers...please add/revise as needed:
KittenCorps accomplishments:
Website created by backer community : http://kittencorps.com/
Some monumental word document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-DrPTOVdHaf5ki0B-CwcBpuOPTw0Q1XCfwZrinAyrRs/edit
Hashtag established: #kittencorps
FB super secretive closeted group: by latest 1st of Feb or earliest last day of Jan
Twitter Account: sometime in the not so distant future when the campaign has ended
YouTube Channel Troubadour: https://www.youtube.com/playlist…
Cha! the Troubadour for the KittenCorps
@Peter W. I give him credit for the name, but they are my brain child the potattens are.
I had some brain puke once too... proof lies buried in the doc.
@Cheetah Butt ...got it and made note of :)
Cha! the Troubadour for the KittenCorps
@Cha!, you may want to add these links to the docs: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK-comments.json.zip
@Potatten, this is true, you invented them as KittenPotatoes.
Dr P, what are the potattens' strengths?
I have found tons of tea by Massachusetts
Their fully loaded topping SG gives them unrealistic explosive powers!
@ creeper is tea what your looking for
@derp Are they in protective sleeves? How much is shipping?
That tea was probably EU friendly, but not US friendly...
They are in protective sleeves I could get them where ever for $5
Costs a whale tail slap and the price for a net to catch it on the way down.
That seems appropriate as well
I wasn't sure if derpy whales would put in that much effort. They are quite lazy, from what I've heard.
Villainy Wire : Clubbed some baby seals and is bathing in their blood
All this talk of tea made me want to nap. And since I'm too lazy to make coffee and it's way past eleven, I'm gonna do just that.
Beat that deep!
Derp
You haven't even read the terms and agreement. You pay for it all you only get half, if that.
And I wouldn't do it, nope I would send a plane to do it
Ah I see now, autocorrect. Derp-deep-whale.
I'm think sending a plans to do a whales his is quite lazy. And yes I don't care who's on that plane
Is the plane EU friendly?
Yup you're evil. Hero my cheetah butt.
No its a cesna shyhawk
Or a 747 I can't decide
I'm not evil I'm efficient
@Derp, you're not fooling anyone. We all know it's really an ultra light
If you want me to do something I'll do it... A whales way...
Dang how'd you know
A whale can be a dangerous nemesis.
Because I have eyes
I'm not that dangerous I just play rough
Can we have a sg to make the plane EU friendly?
With trinkets and sleeves and collector's tins
I think shipping a plane wouldn't be terribly cheap.
Hello to the Corps! I trust things are calm and well?
Sure but one thing is for sure when this is happening I want to be sleeping
Packaging alone would be a nightmare
Chameleon! There's going to be a battle tomorrow