Breaking News : The Battle of Mutattens postponed until further notice.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:29:39-05:00
Hello Derp!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T10:35:02-05:00
Hello DerpWhale
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-01T10:36:57-05:00
I was thinking...considering this campaign runs over Valentine's Day, I would like to do something special on that day...KittenCorps wise...not sure yet what so I am throwing it just out here.
Aaaaand...I think there should be a Valenkitten card, either exploding or defusing or both. That would be awesome. Still only fuzzy in what they could be but it's such a perfect scenario. Kittens threatening to explode Valentine's Day. Catnip Heart or Cake to defuse...
Again, just throwing it out here to see if it sticks...kittenstorming welcome!
Roachen rough sketch is on the fact sheet. I'd forgotten how much I hate photoshopping pencil sketches! The lighter lines always drop out when I shrink it. I think it looks good with a roach brown body though.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:47:07-05:00
....i've been staring at the screen trying to think of other kitten valentine's.... clearly i need some coffee as my mind has yet to work.
Luke Stowell 2015-02-01T10:47:40-05:00
my magical prediction based solely in faith and my natural ability to guesstimate things is ~$10 million
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:48:20-05:00
oh! @Cheetah Butt- Lord Z's albino kitten is "Skellettin"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:48:49-05:00
magical predictions are indeed very scientific.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:49:23-05:00
Nevermind, I see you already have that on the site, Cheetah!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T10:50:57-05:00
Villainy Update : Succesflully spliced vampires with kittens. Enter the Bitten
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T10:53:43-05:00
@Creeper, got it.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T10:54:29-05:00
Oh, I thought you were just correcting my spelling.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T10:55:54-05:00
oh! Nope... i may have spelled it wrong, actually. Sorry.... i need coffee. I didn't realize you had already added his kitten. I think you had it right, 'itten
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-01T11:00:21-05:00
@Creeper ... there's still 13 days to Valentine's Day :) plenty of time to plot
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:11:20-05:00
Chocolittens!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T11:13:25-05:00
@Prof F,
We already have vampires+kittens from Lady Z and her Vambitten. ;)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-01T11:13:43-05:00
Good mornin' everyone.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:14:38-05:00
@BruceP - whoops, unsplicing
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:14:42-05:00
Good Morning Tchotchke and The Chameleon
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:16:38-05:00
Fail Villainy Report : Respliced a species already in existence. Class action suit was filed against Professor F, pending trial by 5th Massachusetts Circuit
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T11:16:40-05:00
Good morning!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:17:23-05:00
At Least Prof F admits when he's made a mistake.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:21:20-05:00
This just in : A new species was discovered on the coastline of Northern Iceland. Part feline, part fish, this species was fondly named Mermitten. Apparently of not much use to humanity or the natural habitat it resides in, we can only guess it was spawned into existence by the collective imagination of the EK crowd.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T11:24:05-05:00
@Prof F,
Are Mermittens cannibals? :)
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:25:56-05:00
The most
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-01T11:26:14-05:00
@The Chameleon, their diet is restricted to starbucks products.
@Tchotchke, my imagination is taking a toll today
dammit
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:29:47-05:00
I've had those days. Something I just don't see right with the hallucinations I can't tell what is real. Isn't that right giant floating unicorn.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T11:31:48-05:00
Blasted gastric distress, waking me up half an hour earlier than I wanted to!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:31:56-05:00
Professor F is taking a break for introspection & reflection on failed attempts of splicing original creatures.
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:34:25-05:00
What if you spliced a spliced creature with another spliced creature. One things for sure I would rather be bead then see that happen
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:35:04-05:00
I like the idea of a Valentine's Day card, either KittenCorps, Exploding Kittens, or both. We could easily create a Print and Play card with the artwork we already have, unless DDD wants to do yet another custom graphic. If we could convince The Oatmeal to do a Print and Play card in an update, that would be even better. We could also do email cards. Every card sent should have a shout out for the KickStarter campaign.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:35:50-05:00
I dare not tread into such intellectual property
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:36:34-05:00
So is the Mermitten a thing? Where should I add it?
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:37:09-05:00
@mike I know the oatmeal makes weird cards. So you could talk to them to see if they could post it up to there website then copy and paste it out to everyone involved in EK
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T11:37:37-05:00
Mermittens are probably neutral, as they can't affect terrestrial affairs much
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:38:48-05:00
I concur, but it has to be approved by the general assembly of Neutrals
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:40:51-05:00
A
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:40:56-05:00
Mermittens neutrally lounge around with the Derpy whales
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:41:10-05:00
Are they Hitten or Vitten?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:41:29-05:00
NItten
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:42:47-05:00
Maybe help deliver messages and trinkets from the deep oceans of the derpy whales to us land folk.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:42:49-05:00
Nitten
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:43:28-05:00
Derpy whales confirm mermittens are here
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:43:56-05:00
it reminds of me of that joke
why are mermaids the most useless being ever?
you can neither f***them, nor fry them.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:44:53-05:00
Oh, I finally get it! H(ero)itten, V(illain)itten, and N(eutral)itten ... I wondered why people replied Hero, Villain, or Neutral whenever I asked.
(Face plant!)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:46:01-05:00
*slides cup of coffee towards Cheetah Butt* Heeeere you go.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:46:38-05:00
it's ok, it is kind of a feat to adjust to this fictional web reality
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T11:51:09-05:00
Thanks @Creeper. You don't know how much I need some Caffeittens right now!
Epicderpguy 2015-02-01T11:53:39-05:00
I like mocaittins better their like caffinittens but with chocolate
Luke Stowell 2015-02-01T11:54:35-05:00
Fry: "Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T11:55:37-05:00
well played, Luke
A. hipster 2015-02-01T11:58:14-05:00
FREEZE!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T11:59:20-05:00
Freezes with splicing instruments at hand
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T12:11:32-05:00
@Epicderpguy, wouldn't that be Mochaittens?
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-01T12:14:34-05:00
@Cheetabutt...YES!
Maybe we can do the Valentine's greeting push through Thunder Clap too?
Why not use Valentine's Day for our purpose to spread explosive kitten love!
Or...yeah ask Matt if he can spare the time to draw a Valentine's Day greeting card for a social media push or just to share the explosive kitten love in spirit :)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:29:07-05:00
Great ideas all around
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-01T12:32:57-05:00
Hello Kitten Corps! I am back!
I've been pondering a name and abilities. I briefly considered Cathulu, but I am not vilainous.
So - since I am joining a corps anyway - I like to do it as general. Pending your approval I would like to take on the name of "General Calculus" , very neutral, spreading fear in schools everywhere as well as furthering advanced engineering, allowing the random kitten to cause efficient explosions.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-01T12:36:06-05:00
"Red Dwarf" did the mermaid the other way round long ago (fish on top, girl on bottom). Lister says isn't that backwards? Cat slyly replies, "No, that's the stupid way round".
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T12:37:45-05:00
Welcome General Calculus!
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-01T12:37:50-05:00
Calculating Top20... Done!
2015-02-01 17:32:57 UTC
1. BruceP - The Chameleon 630
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 588
3. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 566
5. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 554
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 552
Chris "The Historian" Loth 475
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 387
Professor F 374
Joshua "Thunder Clap" Durben 352
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 345
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 330
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 262
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 258
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 198
Mike Kabala 188
Tsveta Koleva 169
Anja "Cha!" Allen 134
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 118
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 115
Nate Outland 105
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-01T12:42:19-05:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:51:25-05:00
#3! Yes!!!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:52:01-05:00
It's hard to draw when your cat won't leave you alone
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-01T12:52:26-05:00
Thank you. At ease! :-)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T12:52:34-05:00
Ask your cat to draw then LZ
Sam Barnett-Cormack 2015-02-01T12:52:41-05:00
Backed my first kickstarter... was on the fence for a while 'cause of the shipping costs, but yeah, it's worth it. Fantastic idea, great way of having a humorous and fun quick, like game. I anticipate getting my money's worth!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:53:43-05:00
@ProF, then it would look even worse
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T12:55:40-05:00
@Sam B-C,
Welcome to the crazy, Sam!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:56:37-05:00
Yaaay! New crazy guy in the crazy!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T12:57:13-05:00
There's no crazy like the kitten frenzy
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T12:58:46-05:00
I think Sam needs to join the Corps. With his name like Sam BC, it makes me think he should be a throw-back to earlier times, and have Neanderkittens to do his bidding. :)
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T12:59:10-05:00
@General Calculus, you have been added to the Fact Sheet sir!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T12:59:28-05:00
I concur with The Chameleon's proposition
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T12:59:46-05:00
@Chameleon, I like it
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T12:59:55-05:00
Oh, and I also sent a PM to Elan re a Valentine's Day card. We can only hope.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T13:00:50-05:00
Villainy Update : No villainy updates
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T13:01:23-05:00
I think the kitten corps logo at the top of the page should be replaced with the coat of paws, and centered.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-01T13:01:34-05:00
Even villains need a day off every once in a while
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-01T13:01:48-05:00
Now I'm down to #11?
Bah, what if you only count quality posts? ;)
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-01T13:01:48-05:00
It was a quiet day for Villainy. They, too, decided to watch the Superbowl.
Mike Kabala 2015-02-01T13:02:16-05:00
Neanderkittens have been added to the Nittens.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-01T13:03:39-05:00
@Cheetah Butt
I think the kitten corps logo at the top of the page should be replaced with the coat of paws, and centered.
Hello again
It's...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Hello cha! Yes. Yes it is!
aloha
Hi
Later...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Breaking News : The Battle of Mutattens postponed until further notice.
Hello Derp!
Hello DerpWhale
I was thinking...considering this campaign runs over Valentine's Day, I would like to do something special on that day...KittenCorps wise...not sure yet what so I am throwing it just out here.
Aaaaand...I think there should be a Valenkitten card, either exploding or defusing or both. That would be awesome. Still only fuzzy in what they could be but it's such a perfect scenario. Kittens threatening to explode Valentine's Day. Catnip Heart or Cake to defuse...
Again, just throwing it out here to see if it sticks...kittenstorming welcome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
@cha!
"I'd kill some zombittens for you"?
Roachen rough sketch is on the fact sheet. I'd forgotten how much I hate photoshopping pencil sketches! The lighter lines always drop out when I shrink it. I think it looks good with a roach brown body though.
....i've been staring at the screen trying to think of other kitten valentine's.... clearly i need some coffee as my mind has yet to work.
my magical prediction based solely in faith and my natural ability to guesstimate things is ~$10 million
oh! @Cheetah Butt- Lord Z's albino kitten is "Skellettin"
magical predictions are indeed very scientific.
Nevermind, I see you already have that on the site, Cheetah!
Villainy Update : Succesflully spliced vampires with kittens. Enter the Bitten
@Creeper, got it.
Oh, I thought you were just correcting my spelling.
oh! Nope... i may have spelled it wrong, actually. Sorry.... i need coffee. I didn't realize you had already added his kitten. I think you had it right, 'itten
@Creeper ... there's still 13 days to Valentine's Day :) plenty of time to plot
It's a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Chocolittens?
Chocolittens!
@Prof F,
We already have vampires+kittens from Lady Z and her Vambitten. ;)
Good mornin' everyone.
@BruceP - whoops, unsplicing
Good Morning Tchotchke and The Chameleon
Fail Villainy Report : Respliced a species already in existence. Class action suit was filed against Professor F, pending trial by 5th Massachusetts Circuit
Good morning!
At Least Prof F admits when he's made a mistake.
This just in : A new species was discovered on the coastline of Northern Iceland. Part feline, part fish, this species was fondly named Mermitten. Apparently of not much use to humanity or the natural habitat it resides in, we can only guess it was spawned into existence by the collective imagination of the EK crowd.
@Prof F,
Are Mermittens cannibals? :)
The most
It's not that far of an evolutionary leap... the Merlion has been a thing for many years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlion
@The Chameleon, their diet is restricted to starbucks products.
@Tchotchke, my imagination is taking a toll today
dammit
I've had those days. Something I just don't see right with the hallucinations I can't tell what is real. Isn't that right giant floating unicorn.
Blasted gastric distress, waking me up half an hour earlier than I wanted to!
Professor F is taking a break for introspection & reflection on failed attempts of splicing original creatures.
What if you spliced a spliced creature with another spliced creature. One things for sure I would rather be bead then see that happen
I like the idea of a Valentine's Day card, either KittenCorps, Exploding Kittens, or both. We could easily create a Print and Play card with the artwork we already have, unless DDD wants to do yet another custom graphic. If we could convince The Oatmeal to do a Print and Play card in an update, that would be even better. We could also do email cards. Every card sent should have a shout out for the KickStarter campaign.
I dare not tread into such intellectual property
So is the Mermitten a thing? Where should I add it?
@mike I know the oatmeal makes weird cards. So you could talk to them to see if they could post it up to there website then copy and paste it out to everyone involved in EK
Mermittens are probably neutral, as they can't affect terrestrial affairs much
I concur, but it has to be approved by the general assembly of Neutrals
A
Mermittens neutrally lounge around with the Derpy whales
Are they Hitten or Vitten?
NItten
Maybe help deliver messages and trinkets from the deep oceans of the derpy whales to us land folk.
Nitten
Derpy whales confirm mermittens are here
it reminds of me of that joke
why are mermaids the most useless being ever?
you can neither f***them, nor fry them.
Oh, I finally get it! H(ero)itten, V(illain)itten, and N(eutral)itten ... I wondered why people replied Hero, Villain, or Neutral whenever I asked.
(Face plant!)
*slides cup of coffee towards Cheetah Butt* Heeeere you go.
it's ok, it is kind of a feat to adjust to this fictional web reality
Thanks @Creeper. You don't know how much I need some Caffeittens right now!
I like mocaittins better their like caffinittens but with chocolate
Fry: "Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
well played, Luke
FREEZE!
Freezes with splicing instruments at hand
@Epicderpguy, wouldn't that be Mochaittens?
@Cheetabutt...YES!
Maybe we can do the Valentine's greeting push through Thunder Clap too?
Why not use Valentine's Day for our purpose to spread explosive kitten love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Like so...and then shredded/exploding balloons?
http://hdw.datawallpaper.com/abstract/happy-valentine-s-day-kitten-305794.jpg
@ mike yes yes it would be
Or...yeah ask Matt if he can spare the time to draw a Valentine's Day greeting card for a social media push or just to share the explosive kitten love in spirit :)
Great ideas all around
Hello Kitten Corps! I am back!
I've been pondering a name and abilities. I briefly considered Cathulu, but I am not vilainous.
So - since I am joining a corps anyway - I like to do it as general. Pending your approval I would like to take on the name of "General Calculus" , very neutral, spreading fear in schools everywhere as well as furthering advanced engineering, allowing the random kitten to cause efficient explosions.
"Red Dwarf" did the mermaid the other way round long ago (fish on top, girl on bottom). Lister says isn't that backwards? Cat slyly replies, "No, that's the stupid way round".
Welcome General Calculus!
Calculating Top20... Done!
2015-02-01 17:32:57 UTC
1. BruceP - The Chameleon 630
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 588
3. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 566
5. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 554
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 552
Chris "The Historian" Loth 475
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 387
Professor F 374
Joshua "Thunder Clap" Durben 352
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 345
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 330
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 262
John "Collar Stay" Kelly 258
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 198
Mike Kabala 188
Tsveta Koleva 169
Anja "Cha!" Allen 134
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 118
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 115
Nate Outland 105
Thank you, General Calculus!
I'm off for some pre-bday TLC :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
My inspirational contribution to the comment counter for the day.
"Reach - Kitten", dubbin' to a stretch goal with drops so heavy they explode. ;-)
http://youtu.be/CggpqyHXv_8
Ten Hut!! The General is in
Nice, Katie Pants.
#3! Yes!!!
It's hard to draw when your cat won't leave you alone
Thank you. At ease! :-)
Ask your cat to draw then LZ
Backed my first kickstarter... was on the fence for a while 'cause of the shipping costs, but yeah, it's worth it. Fantastic idea, great way of having a humorous and fun quick, like game. I anticipate getting my money's worth!
@ProF, then it would look even worse
@Sam B-C,
Welcome to the crazy, Sam!
Yaaay! New crazy guy in the crazy!
There's no crazy like the kitten frenzy
I think Sam needs to join the Corps. With his name like Sam BC, it makes me think he should be a throw-back to earlier times, and have Neanderkittens to do his bidding. :)
@General Calculus, you have been added to the Fact Sheet sir!
I concur with The Chameleon's proposition
@Chameleon, I like it
Oh, and I also sent a PM to Elan re a Valentine's Day card. We can only hope.
Villainy Update : No villainy updates
I think the kitten corps logo at the top of the page should be replaced with the coat of paws, and centered.
Even villains need a day off every once in a while
Now I'm down to #11?
Bah, what if you only count quality posts? ;)
It was a quiet day for Villainy. They, too, decided to watch the Superbowl.
Neanderkittens have been added to the Nittens.
@Cheetah Butt
I think the kitten corps logo at the top of the page should be replaced with the coat of paws, and centered.