Prof F, likes to talk about Prof F in the third person...
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T17:22:08-05:00
@BaKahn, +1
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:22:39-05:00
I meant Wednesdays numbers.
IsThatMattPorr 2015-02-06T17:22:50-05:00
Hello all. Been lurking since day 1, just got around to backing. you are an amusing group to say the least.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:22:55-05:00
@The Historian, how would you feel about another year of high-school under my close personal supervision?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-06T17:23:12-05:00
@PoT, I pretty much came to the same conclusion.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:23:41-05:00
Proffesor F declares this day, and everyday henceforth, Professor F Day. Rejoice
A. hipster 2015-02-06T17:23:59-05:00
:D
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:24:09-05:00
@MattPorr, join me or perish
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:24:17-05:00
Thank you ThatMattPor. We like you too.
dns12999 2015-02-06T17:25:08-05:00
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Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:25:15-05:00
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@MattPorr: You can ignore Intern F. He's a little sour over Evil University revoking his Professor status.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:26:32-05:00
Aww. Intern F dream job
A. hipster 2015-02-06T17:26:45-05:00
Adolf says "hello" how are you
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:27:00-05:00
"I have all the characteristics of mad scientist. Big glass bowl with a brain inside and green neon lamps, a robotic ar, gray facial hair and bionic goggles, but not a singe, clear shit given." - Professor F
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:28:07-05:00
Hiya Hipster!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:28:45-05:00
"I'm a killer, a murdering bastard and there are consequences for ball busting a murdering bastard." - Professor F
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:29:02-05:00
A. Hipster, welcome back to the dark side
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:30:08-05:00
"It's a wonderful life, you're morth more dead than alive" - Professor F
#Kittencoprs
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-06T17:31:06-05:00
DDD will have begun referring to HIMSELF in third person future perfect progressive tense!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:31:10-05:00
@Prof. F. Are you really a Mad SCIENTIST? If you're a scientist what mad theory are you trying to research, what mad hypothesis are you attempting to prove? If you aren't doing those things, but just building mad devices to bring chaos, you're really just a Mad Engineer. And that's something else entirely.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:33:11-05:00
@DDD, you made my cringed mouth move upwards
@PoT, Professor F needn't explain himself to you, you little electrocuted kitten
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:34:21-05:00
Just as I suspected. Ask a real scientist what they're researching and they can not shut up about it.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T17:35:45-05:00
@PoT, lol, nice one!
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T17:36:20-05:00
/Discovers, upon closer inspection, that Intern F's 'Diploma' was drawn in crayon.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:37:04-05:00
Pot, did you really think you could apply verbal judo to mine truly with any repercussions?
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T17:37:04-05:00
@Historian. I actually laughed out loud. Crayon...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T17:47:17-05:00
I saw the Guac cats again, I'm amazed the owners did it again, and that the cats allowed it.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:47:30-05:00
@Da Wolf, did you leave your appointed station again to write on a message board? Should I remind you what happened the last time you deserted your duties?
Devin Doewie Leysen 2015-02-06T17:48:39-05:00
@ thaddeus , it's most BACKED campaing , nobody ever said something about most funded
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:48:48-05:00
Porfessor F's sidekick Atchoum has awaken from his slumber and his hungry to deal death stares across this failing message board of unikittens
that's because the average male kitten likes its beer chilly
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:54:31-05:00
*likes its beer kitty?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:54:31-05:00
The Creeper - cooler #1 and exploding kittens #5 and you are amazed?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:55:36-05:00
@Da Wolf, the brass on this planet is criminal
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T17:55:39-05:00
I support butter knives and exploding kittens.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:55:45-05:00
Cool idea for a card - kittens explodes from the coolers blender.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:56:26-05:00
@Da Wolf, please check google the definition of cool
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:56:33-05:00
The cooler is really neat. Bit damn expensive.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:56:51-05:00
@The Creeper, you are more dangerous than you allow kittens to believe
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T17:57:15-05:00
I do like that out of the top 20, we're the only one still on-going.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:57:51-05:00
The web is magical place
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T17:58:12-05:00
Prof F- are you doing that thing where you build me up with confidence so I'll start to trust you and then you'll have me do your bidding?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:58:27-05:00
Hell yeah. Exploding Kittens going blow up the top 20! Yeah!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:58:37-05:00
I'm actually buttering you
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T17:58:51-05:00
..up
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:59:03-05:00
The Creeper - it is a trap. Play along though
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T17:59:42-05:00
Pro F buttering up The Creeper with her own butter knife.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:00:13-05:00
Touche
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:00:39-05:00
I have to send that to LZ for issue 2 of the web comic.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T18:00:39-05:00
At your own peril, you've been forewarned
Mike Kabala 2015-02-06T18:01:46-05:00
@Thaddeus Sharp, we haven't yet claimed that we're the most "funded" campaign. We're currently in sixth place. However, we ARE the must Backed campaign with over 135,000 backers and counting.
Prof F, likes to talk about Prof F in the third person...
@BaKahn, +1
I meant Wednesdays numbers.
Hello all. Been lurking since day 1, just got around to backing. you are an amusing group to say the least.
@The Historian, how would you feel about another year of high-school under my close personal supervision?
@PoT, I pretty much came to the same conclusion.
Proffesor F declares this day, and everyday henceforth, Professor F Day. Rejoice
:D
@MattPorr, join me or perish
Thank you ThatMattPor. We like you too.
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I'm ok with the 3rd person thing. Quoting yourself is a little strange.
@MattPorr: You can ignore Intern F. He's a little sour over Evil University revoking his Professor status.
Aww. Intern F dream job
Adolf says "hello" how are you
"I have all the characteristics of mad scientist. Big glass bowl with a brain inside and green neon lamps, a robotic ar, gray facial hair and bionic goggles, but not a singe, clear shit given." - Professor F
Hiya Hipster!
"I'm a killer, a murdering bastard and there are consequences for ball busting a murdering bastard." - Professor F
A. Hipster, welcome back to the dark side
"It's a wonderful life, you're morth more dead than alive" - Professor F
#Kittencoprs
DDD will have begun referring to HIMSELF in third person future perfect progressive tense!
@Prof. F. Are you really a Mad SCIENTIST? If you're a scientist what mad theory are you trying to research, what mad hypothesis are you attempting to prove? If you aren't doing those things, but just building mad devices to bring chaos, you're really just a Mad Engineer. And that's something else entirely.
@DDD, you made my cringed mouth move upwards
@PoT, Professor F needn't explain himself to you, you little electrocuted kitten
Just as I suspected. Ask a real scientist what they're researching and they can not shut up about it.
@PoT, lol, nice one!
/Discovers, upon closer inspection, that Intern F's 'Diploma' was drawn in crayon.
Pot, did you really think you could apply verbal judo to mine truly with any repercussions?
@Historian. I actually laughed out loud. Crayon...
@Historian: Did you miss noticing that it is also written on the back of a kids menu from Denny's?
D'plo-ma. I saw what I confirmed as color by the numbers.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Professor F, narrated by Professor F
//in a Morgan Freeman voice
Nicely colored though. Much practice.
Pron Update : An update will be issued soon.
Ram & Breeze
" 'It will have been decided, upon second thought, that DDD's words will have been more amusing if they themselves were also quotations' - DDD" - DDD
@GM, damn, I completely missed that. Hey look, he couldn't figure out the maze!
@PoT, thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, try the veal!
lol Poor double-stuff tacocats on Twitter. They have guacamole and sour cream on them. And they had to retake the pic. The new one is up. :)
So, he thinks he's a professor now? I always thought it comes from "profanity".
Did your strain your left hemisphere coming up with that DDD?
His name, that is.
The Chameleon - can tou post a link? Thanks.
Still laughing about the diploma in crayon on the back of a Denny's menu.
@Da Wolf,
Here it is: https://twitter.com/t0008sa/status/563826674073370624
Prof. F the doc diagnosis during your last physical was a left asteroid
Nope. A little bruising maybe. Should clear up in a day or so.
Signing off for the day kids! Have fun, and don't do anything I wouldn't do, that should give you some great options!
Later, BaKhan!
It seems that the Powers of Tesla have departed your body thus leaving behind they layman you used to be.
@DDD, well, it was definitely worth it! Tip of the braincap for originality
See ya BaKhan. And it's not fun if we can't do things you wouldn't do...I'm sure there is SOMETHING you wouldn't do.
See you in a minute BaKhan, relatively speaking
Huge fan here! Just wanted to point out that you label that you have reached the most funded campaign, but Pebble Smart Watch hit 10mil+
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/597507018/pebble-e-paper-watch-for-iphone-and-android…
I saw the Guac cats again, I'm amazed the owners did it again, and that the cats allowed it.
@Da Wolf, did you leave your appointed station again to write on a message board? Should I remind you what happened the last time you deserted your duties?
@ thaddeus , it's most BACKED campaing , nobody ever said something about most funded
Porfessor F's sidekick Atchoum has awaken from his slumber and his hungry to deal death stares across this failing message board of unikittens
@Thaddeus: It's in reference to % funded. Not the amount of money raised.
@Thadeus Sharp, better change that surname pronto
The Chameleon - the double cat taco is so precious. Both cats look like they are thinking what is this stupid human doing this for.
@Thaddeus, don't mind me, I'm a villain
don't mind me, I'll come at you while you sleep
Yeah don't mind him he's misunderstood. And his cat is really cure.
and on this happy note, I'll leave you for now
Cute
not
@Thaddeus - peeble was dethroned by a cooler. Yeap a cooler to put beer in and more
He's purrty.
@Da Wolf, under the belt that was
And all hail the stupid cooler!
@Idle/Wild, check the web for smarts coz you're fresh out
I'm just amazing that....that a cooler of all things.... is the most funded.
Beer Cooler and more reigns Supreme. Exploding Kittens heading your way buddy!
You mean you got a list?
that's because the average male kitten likes its beer chilly
*likes its beer kitty?
The Creeper - cooler #1 and exploding kittens #5 and you are amazed?
@Da Wolf, the brass on this planet is criminal
I support butter knives and exploding kittens.
Cool idea for a card - kittens explodes from the coolers blender.
@Da Wolf, please check google the definition of cool
The cooler is really neat. Bit damn expensive.
@The Creeper, you are more dangerous than you allow kittens to believe
I do like that out of the top 20, we're the only one still on-going.
The web is magical place
Prof F- are you doing that thing where you build me up with confidence so I'll start to trust you and then you'll have me do your bidding?
Hell yeah. Exploding Kittens going blow up the top 20! Yeah!
I'm actually buttering you
..up
The Creeper - it is a trap. Play along though
Pro F buttering up The Creeper with her own butter knife.
Touche
I have to send that to LZ for issue 2 of the web comic.
At your own peril, you've been forewarned
@Thaddeus Sharp, we haven't yet claimed that we're the most "funded" campaign. We're currently in sixth place. However, we ARE the must Backed campaign with over 135,000 backers and counting.
@LZ & DDD, here's an etching of the younger me
https://www.flickr.com/photos/needfx/14470687877/
https://www.google.bg/search…
How's that?
ok, off to my slumber quarters as my Pron, spelled like Tron you imbeciles, is being built by the tireless slaves I endearingly overwork