That was supposed to be innards...(though it kind of looks like strange withered genitalia. Not my intent, but oh well.)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T18:10:08-05:00
OMM DDD, you did just render that half assed description with 4 characters.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T18:10:47-05:00
I got it before you explained, I swear to Professor F
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:11:27-05:00
hehehe....withered genitals.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:11:50-05:00
I've managed to open the tax program...in case anyone wanted an update on my friday night plans.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-06T18:13:06-05:00
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2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens, and add #kittencorps for good measure
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-06T18:13:55-05:00
Congratulations on being a real human being The Creeper. Shitty night to everyone
@Creeper: That's kind of like me with my Performance Objectives I need to set for this year...I have 3(after 3hours of thinking) and need 2 more...and leave at 4:30...it's 4:15 now. >.>
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-06T18:15:37-05:00
Real human being? Dang, I thought everyone was going to role-play their taxes.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T18:15:42-05:00
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Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:19:12-05:00
@GreatMountain - would "comment more" be a performance Objective?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:20:59-05:00
The next screen shot i would like is 5555555
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-06T18:22:34-05:00
What's this about withered genitals abd entrails?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:23:21-05:00
DDD is struggling with them.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T18:24:38-05:00
For the Newcomers:
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
FOLLOW Exploding Kittens on Twitter and POST all stretch goal pics through Twitter. https://twitter.com/gameofkittens 1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, goat selfie, whatever) including the “#update9” in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself.
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
KITTENCORPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Website created by backer community with FAQs, tips on how to unlock stretch goals, awesomest webcomic and Coat of Paws: http://kittencorps.com/
Please note that update 9 in the updates section is now Incorrect. We no longer need Tweets from WilW, TheEllenShow or GeorgeRRMartin. New updates are coming. Stay tuned.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-06T18:24:40-05:00
Eeew! Be sure to wash you hand before you eat anything
Alright Hittens, Nittens, and Vittens. I'm out for now. I may pop back in later to see how things are progressing.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-06T18:30:39-05:00
Have fun, GM
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T18:33:00-05:00
@GM, see you later!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:36:35-05:00
Bye GM
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:37:23-05:00
LZ - dead goat I think.
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-06T18:39:27-05:00
Did we every figure out what does and doesn't get counted with the pictures? For example do get only count if EK retweets them?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:39:36-05:00
POT. - I prefer to think that the twinkle in Elans eye will result in an update after it is birthed.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:40:44-05:00
Blackhawk - hell no. We are flying blind into the maelstrom that is the oatmeals brain.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:42:15-05:00
It is a lot of open space so far today with nothing to report.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:42:20-05:00
Did everyone see Blackhawk's adorable cat? She has a white mustache!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-06T18:42:53-05:00
No worries. Innards and genitals put away where they belong. Hands washed.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:42:55-05:00
Sir I forgot to adress you as Capt. Blackhawk.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:42:57-05:00
i might creep in and kitnap her.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:43:37-05:00
DDD- About time.
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-06T18:44:13-05:00
@Da Wolf. That's what I figured. But I haven't been able to be on much since last night when I posted my beard cat. But hey I know they saw it even if it didn't get retweeted. They favorited it. :)
@The Creeper. My mom calls her the got milk kitty because of that. haha
@Da Wolf. Capt. Backhawk???
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-06T18:44:33-05:00
Hehe, well it was done a while ago. Just now read there might still be concern. :)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:46:31-05:00
Blackhawk you are our Captain on this journey through the space inside oatmeals brain.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:47:43-05:00
Everyone's been quite formal today, They wer also calling our sycophant "Mr. Butt"
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-06T18:48:13-05:00
@Da. Wolf. I don't think I can even make sense of it all. But Capt. Blackhawk sounds pretty great.
edward b 2015-02-06T18:48:19-05:00
ooop... 5.5 mil
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:48:33-05:00
The tales that will be retold to future generations as "The Journey through The Oatmeal and Back". 3 part miniseries.
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-06T18:49:07-05:00
Good to know Lady The Creeper.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T18:49:08-05:00
@Creeper, clearly you missed Intern F's entrance, it got a little less formal at that point.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T18:49:50-05:00
@Da Wolf, when do the super-extra-extended editions of each part come out?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:49:59-05:00
5.5!!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:50:18-05:00
The Historian - I am addressing it as F.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:50:28-05:00
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:51:03-05:00
The Historian - have to reach and stretch to make that fit.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:52:27-05:00
Or for a limited time only for 4 easy payments of $39.97 plus S&H.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:53:53-05:00
Plus $50,000 you get a limited edition of extended string of petrified oatmeal in a flannel protective sleeve inside a tin.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T18:54:38-05:00
If you puchase before midnight you get a COA free of charge.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-06T18:54:49-05:00
what about the souvenir shot glass?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T18:55:13-05:00
@Da Wolf, I'll take 7!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-06T18:55:15-05:00
For the Newcomers:
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
FOLLOW Exploding Kittens on Twitter and POST all stretch goal pics through Twitter. https://twitter.com/gameofkittens 1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, goat selfie, whatever) including the “#update9” in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself.
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Please note that update 9 in the updates section is now Incorrect. We no longer need Tweets from WilW, TheEllenShow or GeorgeRRMartin. New updates are coming. Stay tuned.
KITTENCORPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Website created by backer community with FAQs, tips on how to unlock stretch goals, awesomest webcomic and Coat of Paws: http://kittencorps.com/
Also...Cheetah Butt, there is going to need to be some ammending to the page...Dragon Kittens are my minions that patrol my subterranean fortress.
Kerry "Iron Wolf" 2015-02-06T19:13:09-05:00
@Bob, that's the plan. It's quite fun to read random comments and think of exploding kittens.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T19:13:33-05:00
@Da Wolf, if I find F in my shipment that would be evil.
dns12999 2015-02-06T19:13:43-05:00
I leave the house for an hour and we get new challenges!! I'm sure this has been discussed but are there even 5 people kyaks at all? I mean it didn't specify in the water so i guess they could just sit all over it.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T19:13:55-05:00
Iron Wolf - something completely different.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T19:14:28-05:00
Are you Fing me!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-02-06T19:15:01-05:00
Are you Fing with me?
Kerry "Iron Wolf" 2015-02-06T19:15:28-05:00
I'm sorry if I confused you. I have been enjoying all these comments while random thoughts of kittens exploding fill my mind.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-06T19:15:40-05:00
Just checked the story tab, sure enough, new achievements.
@dns, get a toy kayak and stack it up with 5 spiderman action figures (I see nothing that says they have to be actual live people).
Idle/Wild - LOL!
By F
I'd think those Prawns would start to have a rotting fishy smell after a while...
idle.wild, it appears you have mastered google. better join the hitten band of braindeads.
The only rotting smell your nostrils will encounter will be of your innards hanging out of your mouth while yourself being ... oh whatever
Out of wits, professor?
:) &~
My hyperbaric chamber is ready.
Good night. Maybe.
That was supposed to be innards...(though it kind of looks like strange withered genitalia. Not my intent, but oh well.)
OMM DDD, you did just render that half assed description with 4 characters.
I got it before you explained, I swear to Professor F
hehehe....withered genitals.
I've managed to open the tax program...in case anyone wanted an update on my friday night plans.
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
FOLLOW Exploding Kittens on Twitter and POST all stretch goal pics through Twitter. https://twitter.com/gameofkittens
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, goat selfie, whatever) including the “#update9” in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself (not photoshopped)
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens, and add #kittencorps for good measure
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Congratulations on being a real human being The Creeper. Shitty night to everyone
@Creeper: That's kind of like me with my Performance Objectives I need to set for this year...I have 3(after 3hours of thinking) and need 2 more...and leave at 4:30...it's 4:15 now. >.>
Real human being? Dang, I thought everyone was going to role-play their taxes.
Newcomers. Please note that update 9 in the updates section is now Incorrect. We no longer need Tweets from WilW, TheEllenShow or GeorgeRRMartin. New updates are coming. Stay tuned.
Learn to juggle and drink a keg. Done.
@GreatMountain - would "comment more" be a performance Objective?
The next screen shot i would like is 5555555
What's this about withered genitals abd entrails?
DDD is struggling with them.
For the Newcomers:
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
FOLLOW Exploding Kittens on Twitter and POST all stretch goal pics through Twitter. https://twitter.com/gameofkittens
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, goat selfie, whatever) including the “#update9” in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself.
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
KITTENCORPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Website created by backer community with FAQs, tips on how to unlock stretch goals, awesomest webcomic and Coat of Paws: http://kittencorps.com/
Comments History Magnaminous Tracking:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK-comments.json.zip
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Eeew! Be sure to wash you hand before you eat anything
Good night, funny people. Make them posts rise.
@Idle, g'night!
There are some days I really hate COGNOS. /bangs head on desk
Alright Hittens, Nittens, and Vittens. I'm out for now. I may pop back in later to see how things are progressing.
Have fun, GM
@GM, see you later!
Bye GM
LZ - dead goat I think.
Did we every figure out what does and doesn't get counted with the pictures? For example do get only count if EK retweets them?
POT. - I prefer to think that the twinkle in Elans eye will result in an update after it is birthed.
Blackhawk - hell no. We are flying blind into the maelstrom that is the oatmeals brain.
It is a lot of open space so far today with nothing to report.
Did everyone see Blackhawk's adorable cat? She has a white mustache!
No worries. Innards and genitals put away where they belong. Hands washed.
Sir I forgot to adress you as Capt. Blackhawk.
i might creep in and kitnap her.
DDD- About time.
@Da Wolf. That's what I figured. But I haven't been able to be on much since last night when I posted my beard cat. But hey I know they saw it even if it didn't get retweeted. They favorited it. :)
@The Creeper. My mom calls her the got milk kitty because of that. haha
@Da Wolf. Capt. Backhawk???
Hehe, well it was done a while ago. Just now read there might still be concern. :)
Blackhawk you are our Captain on this journey through the space inside oatmeals brain.
Everyone's been quite formal today, They wer also calling our sycophant "Mr. Butt"
@Da. Wolf. I don't think I can even make sense of it all. But Capt. Blackhawk sounds pretty great.
ooop... 5.5 mil
The tales that will be retold to future generations as "The Journey through The Oatmeal and Back". 3 part miniseries.
Good to know Lady The Creeper.
@Creeper, clearly you missed Intern F's entrance, it got a little less formal at that point.
@Da Wolf, when do the super-extra-extended editions of each part come out?
5.5!!
The Historian - I am addressing it as F.
Here's a song for you DDD - https://www.youtube.com/watch…
The Historian - have to reach and stretch to make that fit.
Or for a limited time only for 4 easy payments of $39.97 plus S&H.
Plus $50,000 you get a limited edition of extended string of petrified oatmeal in a flannel protective sleeve inside a tin.
If you puchase before midnight you get a COA free of charge.
what about the souvenir shot glass?
@Da Wolf, I'll take 7!
For the Newcomers:
For people who are wondering how to send pics for the stretch goals:
FOLLOW Exploding Kittens on Twitter and POST all stretch goal pics through Twitter. https://twitter.com/gameofkittens
1. Take a picture (tacocat, beardcat, goat selfie, whatever) including the “#update9” in the photo. Remember, it must be In the Picture itself.
2. Tag your post with #update9 and #explodingkittens
3. Tweet your immaculate visage at @gameofkittens
Please note that update 9 in the updates section is now Incorrect. We no longer need Tweets from WilW, TheEllenShow or GeorgeRRMartin. New updates are coming. Stay tuned.
KITTENCORPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Website created by backer community with FAQs, tips on how to unlock stretch goals, awesomest webcomic and Coat of Paws: http://kittencorps.com/
Comments History Magnaminous Tracking:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK-comments.json.zip
Kitten Corps group on FaceBook & Twitter account created: Like it! Follow it! Stay tuned!
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That is a unqiue souvneir for the one know as The Creeper! Solid bronze and engraved.
APB - SOLD OUT!
APB?
Yes APB (all points bulletin)
@Da Wolf, when can I expect my 7 super limited edition extended versions with dried oatmeal el at?
About 1 month after the money clears.
Did I say oatmeal. Just checked inventory and all we have left is Roachenmeal. Will that do?
Would a cashier check from by business, Ice Station Zebra, be acceptable?
Roachenmeal is far more expensive since this is certified as crab free.
...I seem to have missed things while I was trying to get my T4 from my last employer...
@Da Wolf, does if come with or without F?
Strickly cash only for those ouside of the country!
F is something I would pay you to take. What do you have in mond?
I have no idea what's going on in this chat room, but I completely support it.
Which country does it ship from? I have a feeling that everyone is out of country.
@Da Wolf, are you saying my cashier's check isn't legit?
GM - SOLD OUT!
@Iron Wolf. You and almost everyone else here. Roll with it.
Let me ask you a question "Would you trust anyone who knows about F?"
Also...Cheetah Butt, there is going to need to be some ammending to the page...Dragon Kittens are my minions that patrol my subterranean fortress.
@Bob, that's the plan. It's quite fun to read random comments and think of exploding kittens.
@Da Wolf, if I find F in my shipment that would be evil.
I leave the house for an hour and we get new challenges!! I'm sure this has been discussed but are there even 5 people kyaks at all? I mean it didn't specify in the water so i guess they could just sit all over it.
Iron Wolf - something completely different.
Are you Fing me!
Are you Fing with me?
I'm sorry if I confused you. I have been enjoying all these comments while random thoughts of kittens exploding fill my mind.
Just checked the story tab, sure enough, new achievements.
@dns, get a toy kayak and stack it up with 5 spiderman action figures (I see nothing that says they have to be actual live people).
One of those is VERY easy...actually two. The batman and spireman can be done in no time.
New achievements!
Iron Wolf- my bad. Continue.
Holy Exploding Kittens, Batman! Update on the story page!
MarieC - care to explore oatmeals brain?
@Historian: Same thing with Batman.
@Iron Wolf, a true kitten believer, I like it!
Right!
@GM, very true.