Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:13:32-05:00
As long as they are different enchiladas, Creeper, they should count.
Jennifer Klettke 2015-02-09T11:13:32-05:00
"Exploding Kittens makes you feel the way you ought to feel without Exploding Kittens." - Henry Pawson
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:13:47-05:00
@jamie - i just took the first thing from google because i gave half a f**k - Some English speakers use platypi as the plural for platypus, but that is far less common than platypuses.
But thanks! I learned something. :)
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:13:55-05:00
@ Melissa: Platypodes, not Platipi. Greek origin, not Latin. ;)
Horse meat. Good stuff. Yesterday had some sausage.
I have no idea why is everybody so upset over horse meat content in said stuff. Perhaps mainly because it wasn't on the label, or they have no idea what's good.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:14:07-05:00
Moore Whores Wheat
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-09T11:14:09-05:00
I'm not sure Melissa...I shall tweet at them and ask
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:14:25-05:00
My GF doesn't like the horse meat jokes, she has three horses ... she's also been thrown multiple times, horses will kill you, so it's best we eat them first.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:14:27-05:00
link
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:15:00-05:00
@GCoD, yiu can have all the horse meat you want once they break a leg
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:15:21-05:00
ALL OF YOU SIP FROM THE CHICKEN CUP! Platyidontgiveadamn
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:15:23-05:00
We need the horses, so we can shrink them down to power our engines.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:15:40-05:00
I thought horses got turned into glue?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:15:45-05:00
All You Can Eat Horse Buffet
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:15:59-05:00
sorry..... i need...someone make me coffee.. it's all the way in the ktichen of my tiny apartment.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:16:19-05:00
Calm down Creeper. I was just quoting from Archer. *Hands Creeper a cookie that isn't laced with Shittens*
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:16:34-05:00
hey Creeper, you can use my teleportation cap
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:16:35-05:00
I can't read his sign from here.... maybe out to lunch, or the bathroom?
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-09T11:22:20-05:00
@Tsveta, sorry, I never really got into Yanni, not bad but not a "go to" for me.
@Geist, I love Weird Al
@Creeper, if you use Intern F's teleportation cap to get some coffee, could you send some my way as well? I've had some already but it's not helping. I figure the caffeine must have gotten lost and needs reinforcements to help find their way to the appropriate neuro-receptors.
Thewarstore.com 2015-02-09T11:22:55-05:00
Morning everyone! Or whatever it is where you happen to be.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:23:14-05:00
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar.
...and doesn't.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:23:49-05:00
@The Hipstorian, be my guest
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:24:29-05:00
@The War Store; I looked up my records, I had ordered some MechWarrior stuff from you a few months ago ... Thanks!!
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-09T11:33:42-05:00
Horror Junky macaroni and cheese
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:34:04-05:00
So, i just got an order for 20 gift baskets for Valentine's day.... and my first thought was - "How will i follow all the comments on kickstarter" ... that's not healthy, is it?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:34:05-05:00
LOL@GCoD. You must be fun at parties.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:34:39-05:00
Public Villain Announcement : All feeding spots are being rebranded to McProfessor F. You can now enjoy your BigProf with Fries & Foke at a discounted price of $99.99. Super Size it for $139.99
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:34:46-05:00
How do you think I feel Creeper? This thread is darn addicting. I can barely get my work done.
Never go to those shitten places anyway. But bon appetit.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:35:48-05:00
Creeper, do guys really buy gift baskets for Valentine's Day or is it mostly women?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:36:30-05:00
It's a corporate order, giving to their clients "To our sweetest client!"
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:36:31-05:00
I don't drink Foke. I'm a Pepsi fan. :-P
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:36:40-05:00
The Shitten only prepare your food. Any residue left on your McProfessor F products is at an acceptable quantity approved by Professor F Health Services Department
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:36:40-05:00
Yeah, watch yourself, or I'll tell the "Gorilla Catcher" joke ....
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:36:55-05:00
Moar Hoarse Meet
As long as they are different enchiladas, Creeper, they should count.
"Exploding Kittens makes you feel the way you ought to feel without Exploding Kittens." - Henry Pawson
@jamie - i just took the first thing from google because i gave half a f**k - Some English speakers use platypi as the plural for platypus, but that is far less common than platypuses.
But thanks! I learned something. :)
@ Melissa: Platypodes, not Platipi. Greek origin, not Latin. ;)
Burn!
Horse meat. Good stuff. Yesterday had some sausage.
I have no idea why is everybody so upset over horse meat content in said stuff. Perhaps mainly because it wasn't on the label, or they have no idea what's good.
Moore Whores Wheat
I'm not sure Melissa...I shall tweet at them and ask
My GF doesn't like the horse meat jokes, she has three horses ... she's also been thrown multiple times, horses will kill you, so it's best we eat them first.
link
@GCoD, yiu can have all the horse meat you want once they break a leg
ALL OF YOU SIP FROM THE CHICKEN CUP! Platyidontgiveadamn
We need the horses, so we can shrink them down to power our engines.
I thought horses got turned into glue?
All You Can Eat Horse Buffet
sorry..... i need...someone make me coffee.. it's all the way in the ktichen of my tiny apartment.
Calm down Creeper. I was just quoting from Archer. *Hands Creeper a cookie that isn't laced with Shittens*
hey Creeper, you can use my teleportation cap
horse hoofs for glue ... the cartilage-y bits
No, they must throw it away. Unless they don't know the horse, then it's okay. I wouldn't eat my rabbit but I eat rabbits :)
Horse Buffet ... Is that what Jimmy Buffet eats?
*nibbles on cookie in the corner*
oops, cartilage-y bits. Bones for bone meal, or fertilizer.
Knowing you, Prof - you'd teleport me some where far, far away.
Bouffet**
Like Staten Island.
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, the trough's outside!!"
No Yanni fans here?
Been to his (Jimmy Buffet) store in Vegas. No idea why I posted that.
maybe to a starbucks in your undies?
Yawni?
How come no Yanni fans?
He's pretty good.
I'm Greek and I find his 'stach insulting
oh, boot is almost ready
@Cheetah Butt Not familiar enough to know the song, will have to look it up now!
Yep, you're all beard.
I'd rather listen to Weird Al if I'm going to listen to singers with hippy hair.
Tchotchke....... is that... it that the whole joke?
Yanni was on the Private Music label early on, I preferred their artist "Eddie Jobson" instead.
You're a boot F! Anyway what started the horse meat stuff...
Kittengarden Cop
Where'd BaKhan go?
Magical Enchiadas +Khal Drogo = Horse meat
So a skeleton walks into a bar. He sez to the bartender: "Give me a beer -- oh, and a mop."
I can't read his sign from here.... maybe out to lunch, or the bathroom?
@Tsveta, sorry, I never really got into Yanni, not bad but not a "go to" for me.
@Geist, I love Weird Al
@Creeper, if you use Intern F's teleportation cap to get some coffee, could you send some my way as well? I've had some already but it's not helping. I figure the caffeine must have gotten lost and needs reinforcements to help find their way to the appropriate neuro-receptors.
Morning everyone! Or whatever it is where you happen to be.
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar.
...and doesn't.
@The Hipstorian, be my guest
@The War Store; I looked up my records, I had ordered some MechWarrior stuff from you a few months ago ... Thanks!!
Schrodinger's cat is a contradicktten... the quantum mechanical jerk can never make up his mind...
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
@Warstore- how's the freezing rain working for you?
Has anyone read The Quantum Moment?
Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "So. Why the long face?"
Tchotchke - you just made me fall in love with you - That is my favorite joke!!!
I seriously say it all the time... and then get blank stares.
Sounds familiar, but it doesn't ring any bells. The name Pavlov on the other hand does.
@Tchotchke, I love that joke.
Another wedding? Now between The Creeper and Tchotchke. We need to have a dating service for the Kitten Corps.
@Tchotchke: +8, because I can....
@Jeff glad to help! @Mellisa The sheep and goats look quite sad :(
So a guy walks into a bar, and proceeds to pull a small piano out of his jacket ... (sorry, that one ends there! LOL)
I'm back, damn pesky customers and their legitimate questions and such!
@Thewarstore - i looked out my window and started cursing. I wont see the ground of my backyard for months...
@GCoD: Hey! No teasing us! What is the rest of the joke!
$20K to 5,678,910
gaddamit, it's an outbreak
@Pr.F: Of back pimples?
oi, GCoD, I see what you're doing there trying to climb the top20 ladder
The bartender looks quizzical, then the fellow pulls a small man out of another pocket ... who proceeds to sit at said piano ...
@Geist, of none-weddings
It's a good thing these jokes are being released in an isolated community. Can't risk this spreading to the general population.
Bartender sez: what's with the little man and the piano?
@GCoD, I'd make you laugh, but I don't want to break you
Call the police, we're going to need a punambulance.....
Two men walk into a bar...
@Catness: Like the roachens?
You'd have expected the second one to duck!
Not if they're walking side by side.
Galaktikken have taken over your puny solar system
The fellow sez he found a Genii who would grant wishes ...
oh, Catness... too late. toooooo late.
Yeah, well since they're pathetic and we're the only planet with actual life on it I'm hardly worried.
Even though I've had breakfast, I'm hungry. What should I have to eat?
and the Genii thought he said he wanted a 12" pianist .... (bah dum spahh!)
A horse hahah
Horror Junky macaroni and cheese
So, i just got an order for 20 gift baskets for Valentine's day.... and my first thought was - "How will i follow all the comments on kickstarter" ... that's not healthy, is it?
LOL@GCoD. You must be fun at parties.
Public Villain Announcement : All feeding spots are being rebranded to McProfessor F. You can now enjoy your BigProf with Fries & Foke at a discounted price of $99.99. Super Size it for $139.99
How do you think I feel Creeper? This thread is darn addicting. I can barely get my work done.
Never go to those shitten places anyway. But bon appetit.
Creeper, do guys really buy gift baskets for Valentine's Day or is it mostly women?
It's a corporate order, giving to their clients "To our sweetest client!"
I don't drink Foke. I'm a Pepsi fan. :-P
The Shitten only prepare your food. Any residue left on your McProfessor F products is at an acceptable quantity approved by Professor F Health Services Department
Yeah, watch yourself, or I'll tell the "Gorilla Catcher" joke ....
@Creeper
Glad I could be of assistance. :P