I've got the feeling someone forgot the origins of the shitten race. If any actual shitten residue is left on the shittenburgEFs, then it's commendable.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:38:57-05:00
are reffereting to Vaginal Discharges?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:39:04-05:00
referring*
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:39:06-05:00
Vag*na Day?
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:39:50-05:00
Tchotchke, no, do people get a lot of random, unprotected action on Valentine's Day?
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-09T11:39:56-05:00
@Geist, if thats the case everyday should be Valentines day!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:40:12-05:00
Venereal Disease. I call it VD day all the time, but almost accidentally said that in an e-mail to a client..
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:40:21-05:00
Dang. Now I got a craving for some chicken wings.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:40:33-05:00
oh shit, I confused the shittens for shittens
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:40:34-05:00
I think it's really odd we give flowers, candy, and cards, just because some Chicago gangsters got machine-gunned in 1929.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:40:47-05:00
Wow - reading my comment, then Geists....
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T11:41:18-05:00
This is the only KickStarter I know of where the comment frequency actually DECREASES after an update!
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-09T11:41:23-05:00
@GCD, I nearly spit out my coffee when I read that!
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:41:25-05:00
What?! Pr.F started first! *hides the Gutterkittens*
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:41:28-05:00
Define 'random'.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:41:45-05:00
No.
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:41:57-05:00
@Cheetahbutt: Because we are special.
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-09T11:42:10-05:00
ok toddler is napping i must utlize this hourish block to try to be productive around the house! i shall return!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:42:17-05:00
Define "define"?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:42:31-05:00
Bye Quack!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:42:55-05:00
GCoD, <3
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-09T11:43:06-05:00
Defile random?
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:43:11-05:00
You just used it correctly, define it yourself!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:43:22-05:00
So this year cards will read : Be My Venereal Disease, Enjoy Some Thunderclap
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:45:00-05:00
Prof - nice use of Thunder Clap
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T11:45:03-05:00
Last I think I counted 18 Goat selfies that "should" be acceptable to the team, today we add a new one from Danial. We need just 6 more goat selfies guys, we can get this done!
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:45:14-05:00
Quasars suck
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T11:45:34-05:00
Speaking of VD, has anyone finished a KittenCorps card design yet? I can post a PDF on the website, but I need someone to actually create the PDF.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:45:42-05:00
man..i want allll the breakfast food.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:45:44-05:00
What if I take a selfie with a guy who looks like a goat?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:45:46-05:00
Does it have to be a real goat?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:45:47-05:00
"There are various words that need to be defined: what is a spectrum, what is a red one, why is it red, and why is it so frequently linked with quasars? What the hell is a quasar?"
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:45:59-05:00
Or with Wayne Gretzky, the GOAT?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:46:06-05:00
Definitely needs to be a real goat.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:46:14-05:00
quasar |ˈkweɪzɑː, -sɑː| noun Astronomy
a massive and extremely remote celestial object, emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy, which typically has a starlike image in a telescope. It has been suggested that quasars contain massive black holes and may represent a stage in the evolution of some galaxies.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:46:46-05:00
+10 Tsveta
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:47:46-05:00
"We went too far" in a Pablo Francisco voice
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:47:49-05:00
There is a nice collectible Red Dwarf "Star Bug" made in Japan available right now, it comes with Rimmer, Lister, Kryten and Cat ... the body opens like a playset, and it has real sounds. But I ain't paying $120
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T11:48:02-05:00
@Gane, I was in a play called "Bleacher Bums" once. My character's favorite line was, "Who the hell's Spartacus?"
Lars Bryrup 2015-02-09T11:48:28-05:00
Why haven't the achievements been updated? Can't be right that there haven't been unlocked any in the past 48 hours?!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:49:15-05:00
@Lars- we have. They're just going through eeevvvverrything so they can give one big update. And are traveling - which makes it difficult
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T11:50:06-05:00
From what I have put together over the last few days watching, it must:
a. Be a selfie, meaning you must take the photo of yourself.
b. Be a REAL (practical for those in the film industry) goat.
c. Have a sign or other type of display of "#Update9" in the actual photograph.
I did not count more than one selfie from the same person, even of it was with a different goat. There were a few of those. The team may count them, but I was trying to be conservative.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:50:06-05:00
I am Spartacus!
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-09T11:50:15-05:00
@Lars
It's because they hate us and will abscond with our monies.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:50:24-05:00
wait, or was that "I'm Brian!"
Mike Kabala 2015-02-09T11:50:30-05:00
@Lars, I think that Elan is toying with us like a cat plays with a mouse it has captured before devouring it.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:51:24-05:00
@BaKhan - almost 567!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:51:29-05:00
Like the Greek Gods of yore, Elan, Matthew, and Shane are sitting high atop Olympus, watching us mere mortals discuss the comments here.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:51:40-05:00
He wants us to run a lot because Oatmeal loves marathons.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T11:52:03-05:00
I did not count photos of goats at distances so far I couldn't be sure what the animal was, nor did I count the one last night where there is dark colored thing between a couple of trees. Because while I'm sure really was a goat, it could have been anything.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:53:01-05:00
It could have been far, far worse. Elan could have stipulated "selfie with el Chupacabra" as the achievement.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:53:20-05:00
We could be done with the goat selfies, if people on the Twitterverse could follow directions.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:53:35-05:00
Even the KittenCorps has problems herding cats.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T11:54:57-05:00
Too many people using goat selfies they've gotten in the past and hoping will be counted. If not for the "Update9" requirement we would have been done the first day of the challenge.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-09T11:56:19-05:00
$143K backers!!
Thewarstore.com 2015-02-09T11:56:25-05:00
I am not taking a selfie in the freezing rain.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T11:57:28-05:00
There was a message to one of us, tacocats are covered. Goat selfies there were 15 needed, we're much closer now, and of course the 50K Twitter followers has been reached and exceeded. And the batman photo is covered.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:57:34-05:00
I was tied with someone named The Maike, but this'll cinch it for me!
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T11:57:51-05:00
#VictoryIsMine
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T11:57:53-05:00
courtesy of General Calculus and dropboxing json file dump
1. Kevin Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 1523
2. Melissa Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 1491
3. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1406
4. BruceP - The Chameleon BruceP - The Chameleon 1335
5. Rod Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1052
6. Προφέσσορ Φ Προφέσσορ Φ 992
7. Evan Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 944
8. Chris Chris "The Historian" Loth 887
9. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 742
10. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 637
11. Mike Kabala Mike Kabala 634
12. Anja Anja "Cha!" Allen 584
13. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 554
14. Jeff Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 535
15. Bob Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 495
16. Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P 452
17. Andre Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 443
18. Owen Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 415
19. "Diamond Dan" Drake 383
20. Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 358
Well they do get bombarded so that is something that's hard to do.... though they could set up a counter with buttons they can push. I wouldn't know how difficult that would be, given that they are probably buried in emails and tweets.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T11:58:01-05:00
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T12:02:27-05:00
They are being rather literal and pedantic in their photo vetting, but it is supposed to be a challenge. I actually approve. All the whiners asking for SG's and complaining because they weren't worth trying for because we'd already passed them. Okay bitches, here you go.
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:02:45-05:00
Tchotchke, or with a Medusa! Eyes open!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-09T12:02:55-05:00
Ageed, PoT
Marie "Catness" C 2015-02-09T12:03:31-05:00
PoT, and the choosier they are, the more publicity they get.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-09T12:03:55-05:00
The world would be a better place with the whiners whining about the rest of the whiners on the kittenweb
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-09T12:04:08-05:00
Guys order the booze-soaked mini-cake, covered in dark chocolate ganache with a 14k gold-leafed white chocolate heart.
Creeper, nice.
so you preffer 7Fap?
Why a guy would want one that big is beyond me. The only one he would be able to mate with are sheep.
Anyone else think it's telling that the initials for Valentine's Day are VD?
@Pr.F: LOL! Oh my stars, no! I'll take a Mountain Mew. No ice.
I've got the feeling someone forgot the origins of the shitten race. If any actual shitten residue is left on the shittenburgEFs, then it's commendable.
are reffereting to Vaginal Discharges?
referring*
Vag*na Day?
Tchotchke, no, do people get a lot of random, unprotected action on Valentine's Day?
@Geist, if thats the case everyday should be Valentines day!
Venereal Disease. I call it VD day all the time, but almost accidentally said that in an e-mail to a client..
Dang. Now I got a craving for some chicken wings.
oh shit, I confused the shittens for shittens
I think it's really odd we give flowers, candy, and cards, just because some Chicago gangsters got machine-gunned in 1929.
Wow - reading my comment, then Geists....
This is the only KickStarter I know of where the comment frequency actually DECREASES after an update!
@GCD, I nearly spit out my coffee when I read that!
What?! Pr.F started first! *hides the Gutterkittens*
Define 'random'.
No.
@Cheetahbutt: Because we are special.
ok toddler is napping i must utlize this hourish block to try to be productive around the house! i shall return!
Define "define"?
Bye Quack!
GCoD, <3
Defile random?
You just used it correctly, define it yourself!
So this year cards will read : Be My Venereal Disease, Enjoy Some Thunderclap
de-fine. make fine not fine. or pay the fine.
"What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?" (With the appropriate nod to Arnold Rimmer)
that's fine...
I love Red Dwarf.
Kryton is my hero.
fine.
Prof - nice use of Thunder Clap
Last I think I counted 18 Goat selfies that "should" be acceptable to the team, today we add a new one from Danial. We need just 6 more goat selfies guys, we can get this done!
Quasars suck
Speaking of VD, has anyone finished a KittenCorps card design yet? I can post a PDF on the website, but I need someone to actually create the PDF.
man..i want allll the breakfast food.
What if I take a selfie with a guy who looks like a goat?
Does it have to be a real goat?
"There are various words that need to be defined: what is a spectrum, what is a red one, why is it red, and why is it so frequently linked with quasars? What the hell is a quasar?"
Or with Wayne Gretzky, the GOAT?
Definitely needs to be a real goat.
quasar |ˈkweɪzɑː, -sɑː| noun Astronomy
a massive and extremely remote celestial object, emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy, which typically has a starlike image in a telescope. It has been suggested that quasars contain massive black holes and may represent a stage in the evolution of some galaxies.
Brown dwarves are right up ProfF's alley.
@Idle/Wild, you know too much
+10 Tsveta
"We went too far" in a Pablo Francisco voice
There is a nice collectible Red Dwarf "Star Bug" made in Japan available right now, it comes with Rimmer, Lister, Kryten and Cat ... the body opens like a playset, and it has real sounds. But I ain't paying $120
@Gane, I was in a play called "Bleacher Bums" once. My character's favorite line was, "Who the hell's Spartacus?"
Why haven't the achievements been updated? Can't be right that there haven't been unlocked any in the past 48 hours?!
@Lars- we have. They're just going through eeevvvverrything so they can give one big update. And are traveling - which makes it difficult
From what I have put together over the last few days watching, it must:
a. Be a selfie, meaning you must take the photo of yourself.
b. Be a REAL (practical for those in the film industry) goat.
c. Have a sign or other type of display of "#Update9" in the actual photograph.
I did not count more than one selfie from the same person, even of it was with a different goat. There were a few of those. The team may count them, but I was trying to be conservative.
I am Spartacus!
@Lars
It's because they hate us and will abscond with our monies.
wait, or was that "I'm Brian!"
@Lars, I think that Elan is toying with us like a cat plays with a mouse it has captured before devouring it.
@BaKhan - almost 567!
Like the Greek Gods of yore, Elan, Matthew, and Shane are sitting high atop Olympus, watching us mere mortals discuss the comments here.
wait. Math is hard. 566
He wants us to run a lot because Oatmeal loves marathons.
I did not count photos of goats at distances so far I couldn't be sure what the animal was, nor did I count the one last night where there is dark colored thing between a couple of trees. Because while I'm sure really was a goat, it could have been anything.
It could have been far, far worse. Elan could have stipulated "selfie with el Chupacabra" as the achievement.
We could be done with the goat selfies, if people on the Twitterverse could follow directions.
Even the KittenCorps has problems herding cats.
Too many people using goat selfies they've gotten in the past and hoping will be counted. If not for the "Update9" requirement we would have been done the first day of the challenge.
It would be great if they tell us how far away we are from various achievements as well when they do.
Potatten, I do wish they had a live running list that we could look at.
Hello Kittencorps!
I only want you to know that I am still around but a bit occupied due to massive snowfalls and power outages. please refer to https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/topcommenters.html for Top lists for the time being. Thank you and behave yourself!
$143K backers!!
I am not taking a selfie in the freezing rain.
There was a message to one of us, tacocats are covered. Goat selfies there were 15 needed, we're much closer now, and of course the 50K Twitter followers has been reached and exceeded. And the batman photo is covered.
I was tied with someone named The Maike, but this'll cinch it for me!
#VictoryIsMine
courtesy of General Calculus and dropboxing json file dump
1. Kevin Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 1523
2. Melissa Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 1491
3. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1406
4. BruceP - The Chameleon BruceP - The Chameleon 1335
5. Rod Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1052
6. Προφέσσορ Φ Προφέσσορ Φ 992
7. Evan Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 944
8. Chris Chris "The Historian" Loth 887
9. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 742
10. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 637
11. Mike Kabala Mike Kabala 634
12. Anja Anja "Cha!" Allen 584
13. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 554
14. Jeff Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 535
15. Bob Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 495
16. Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P Josh - TC: http://thndr.it/1CXhh0P 452
17. Andre Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 443
18. Owen Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 415
19. "Diamond Dan" Drake 383
20. Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 358
Signing out, kittens. Time to go home.
Oh, and there IS a live running list. It's called Twitter stream, and it's like a Japanese contest involving mud swimming.
Well they do get bombarded so that is something that's hard to do.... though they could set up a counter with buttons they can push. I wouldn't know how difficult that would be, given that they are probably buried in emails and tweets.
and probably weaponized back hair, yes?
Dang still climbing up. You are soooooo pathetic.
Creeper, they really need to announce on the back hair. That's been done for a million days!
I really need to step my game up
with some extra scam & sneeze
@Creeper, lol! Soon...
Maybe by now @Creeper. We'll have to wait and see.
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Potatten, there's something they could do that wouldn't be that difficult and would make it easier to post the photos to Facebook afterward.
As if.
But they do already have a lot on their plate. *shrug*
What about a selfie with Baphomet??
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They are being rather literal and pedantic in their photo vetting, but it is supposed to be a challenge. I actually approve. All the whiners asking for SG's and complaining because they weren't worth trying for because we'd already passed them. Okay bitches, here you go.
Tchotchke, or with a Medusa! Eyes open!
Ageed, PoT
PoT, and the choosier they are, the more publicity they get.
The world would be a better place with the whiners whining about the rest of the whiners on the kittenweb
Probably. I hadn't considered that.
That is almost a winning statement F