Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T11:54:53-05:00
@great mountain -it may not start until later tonight. i mean.. it IS a drinking game...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T11:55:42-05:00
you know, my little backyard kitty is still scared of me -despite feeding him for over a year. and he just watched me put a towel down on the window sill so he doesn't have to sit on cold metal while he eats from the cat food that i just heated up for him....
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T11:56:19-05:00
Charlotte's on the Weather Channel. Yup, even we have white stuff on the ground.
you need an enforcer.... Principattens (principal kittens, full of principles)
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T11:57:30-05:00
You have cocaine on the ground? Better get rid of it before the cops find out
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T11:57:38-05:00
Woohoo for 100k peoples!
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T11:57:46-05:00
@CB - I don't hate social media, I love my Facebook, I just grew up with TOO MUCH of it, did you have livejournal with your MySpace too? I know I did... after I signed up for FB and saw now everyone wants twitter, and vine, and Instagram, and snap chat, it just NEVER ENDS so I had to draw a line somewhere!!
Also I am already at the character limit with @BlondiesSecret because twitter is STUPID...
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T11:57:56-05:00
My dog needed to go outside to do his business last night. I opened the door and he thought he was back in Iowa! You should have seen the double-take. LOL. I nudged him outside until he was finished, then let him scurry back inside.
@Creeper: all things with time! Some wounds go deeper than flesh, he probably has learned that trusting people is hard the hard way. That he comes around and let's you feed him is his first sign of trust.
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-17T12:00:34-05:00
Ok... 'cause it is a tradition... Todays Top20:
2015-02-16 18:59:45 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2583
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2303
3. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 1914
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 1540
5. Marie "Catness" C 1525
6. Προφέσσορ Φ 1471
7. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1450
8. BruceP - The Chameleon 1445
9. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1408
10. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1364
11. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1176
12. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 1101
13. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1095
14. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 1052
15. Mike Kabala 1039
16. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 916
17. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 731
18. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 729
19. dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 671
20. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 573
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:00:43-05:00
@ Potatten, lol, I'm imagining your autocorrect as like a physical person who just couldn't take it anymore...it's amusing, sometimes I think that of my own autocorrect it's like "Why do I even TRY to help you?"
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T12:01:23-05:00
@Blondie, it's that character limit that keeps my Twitter use to just tweet about projects I've backed. I love spamming twitter while keeping my Facebook friends happy.
Before this ends I want to be on that top 20!! I don't even need my cookie anymore...just that top 20 is my next goal...lol, getting closer, darn birthday parties dragging me away from comments!
@Marissa, lol good luck with that I have probably fallen off the top 20 list.
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-02-17T12:04:07-05:00
Oops ... those were stale ones... here you go, fresh from the number cruncher:
2015-02-17 16:59:17 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2754
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2502
3. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 2120
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 1690
5. Προφέσσορ Φ 1532
6. Marie "Catness" C 1527
7. BruceP - The Chameleon 1524
8. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1513
9. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1450
10. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1364
11. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 1279
12. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1209
13. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1188
14. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 1106
15. Mike Kabala 1069
16. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 1013
17. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 818
18. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 734
19. dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 687
20. Catzalcoatal 619
Yeah I was about to slap you losing those 100 comments.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T12:05:12-05:00
@Potatten - i know... i just wanna....fluff his fluffy little fluff face. In the summer, when i'm gardening, he just moves around keeping proper distance between us. It's cute when he thinks he's hidden by a plant, until i get too close and he freaks out. He still does not trust my roommate- she goes outside and he bolts. There was a different kitty that would actually come inside during the summer - she could slide under the screen door and would eat treats from my hand... but haven't seen her in awhile.
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-17T12:06:45-05:00
Hey, when does this drinking game start? Also, where? Because, I've got way too much booze in this place and I need to get rid of some of it. also, we have a snow day away from work today, so I've got approximately no place to be.
Tsveta: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. To you, I present this award....
CB: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. You are hereby presented with this esteemed award.
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-17T12:10:07-05:00
@GM well, it's a snow day because we got, maybe 3 inches of snow. Which, down in SE VA, is more or less snowpocalypse where I live. The cities around here have more or less closed down for today and probably tomorrow.
@Meow-tair: 3 inches of snow...that's like...July weather here. Heck, last September we had a snow storm that ruined THOUSANDS of trees because of how wet and heavy it was. We lost a branch roughly 5inches in diameter from one of our trees.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T12:12:46-05:00
I read a post/tweet somewhere from EK Team that the #BackerParty Twitter Drinking Game will be happening this evening. I guess they didn't want to be responsible for a lot of drunk people at work ;)
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T12:12:48-05:00
Though.... I'm almost horrified given how far off and rampant we get on certain topics -.- It will be interesting to say the least. Especially since well be bombarded by a large number of people who will all be like wtf lol.
Though.... I'm almost horrified given how far off and rampant we get on certain topics -.- It will be interesting to say the least. Especially since well be bombarded by a large number of people who will all be like wtf lol.
@PoT: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. This be yar award matey!!!
Rachel Baumann 2015-02-17T12:13:58-05:00
The only cat I ever owned was a stray who adopted my family when I was two. He was all black, declawed front and back, and the best mouser my mom has ever seen. She let him stay in the garage all winter (for the mice), and when he stuck around in the spring, she gave him a flea dip and let him inside. I, being two, would carry him around in a half-Nelson, which he would slip out of whenever he was tired of humoring me.
@Cha!: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. In case no one ELSE gave it to you here ye go!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T12:14:55-05:00
@meow-Tair. Let us know when you have to start eating the bodies of the fallen. I've seen Newport News in about 1/2 inch of snow and it was mind blowing.
Jack "Meow-tair, Head Catssassin" 2015-02-17T12:15:13-05:00
@GM Yeah, tell me about it. People around here were looking at me like I was crazy walking around in the snow yesterday with my sleeves rolled up looking like nothing was happening. I laugh at the folks around here when any sort of precipitation falls from the sky. They pretty much start looting the stores in the area when snow is mentioned.
Grace "Ms. Edukitten" M. 2015-02-17T12:15:33-05:00
soooo instead of snow it's all ice here. cool beans, Raleigh.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:15:45-05:00
Congrats on everyone's awards! I'm at 450 comments so I doubt I'll be able to crawl up to the 20th spot before the KS ends let alone get my cookie :( but I'll try!
I just signed up for twitter so clearly I'm willing to do anything for this campaign XD
Grace "Ms. Edukitten" M. 2015-02-17T12:16:09-05:00
I have a cat named Shakespeare. He's got a heart on his forehead.
Of course it's Shakespeare. Couldn't go with Diesel or something.
Stuart Bell 2015-02-17T12:18:08-05:00
I have cat named Alfador, he's got asthma
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T12:18:18-05:00
@DDD- Just be sure to wear a bra.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-02-17T12:18:40-05:00
@Rachel - awwhh, two year old and her kitty!
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:18:42-05:00
@Edukitten - That is adorable! I love when natural markings make hearts on animals, so cute!!
@Tvesta - CONGRATS ON YOUR AWARD! You deserve it! I'm coming for some of those cookies if I fail getting my own... lol, I kid, keep your horror, I'm sure I've got plenty of time, a whole 56 hours...crap lol
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T12:18:49-05:00
Is it really streaking if you're wearing a bra?
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T12:19:16-05:00
@Potatten...thank you for your individualized EKLOL recognition :)
Considering I came up with the award idea which morphed into what it is today through my fellow KittenCorpsers, I'm very happy I actually been able to achieve it as well :)
Honored to be an EKLOL awardee!
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:19:31-05:00
@DDD - It certainly is not so DO IT RIGHT if you are gonna do it...
@Meow-tair: Yeah, that's still slurpee/slushie/whatever you want to call those super sugary, frozen-soda/pop things weather. Heck, give me -40 and a blizzard and I will still walk the 2 blocks to get one.
@Geist: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. Take this amazing award, you have as such earnededed it.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:23:23-05:00
@Potatten - I know what it's awarded for I am saying I doubt I'll get one since I'm just about to reach 500 comments and I have about 2 days left to double my comment count :( maybe I can make top 20 at least- I'm 24 now
@Tvesta - Awww that's a lovely name, I'm sorry to hear that :(
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-02-17T12:23:31-05:00
I guess if I average 7 comments per hour for the duration I can break 1000. That sounds possible with out streaking. Maybe just discussing streaking. And bras.
L. "TakeruDavis" Flidr 2015-02-17T12:23:47-05:00
Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild: nah, that would be "exploaded ON homework" :D
Tyler Anthony Edwards 2015-02-17T12:23:57-05:00
Are we leaving funny comments for a chance of the oatmeal illustrating them? If so, I have a joke
Dad what is your stance on abortion?
Ask your sister...
But I don't have a sister, oh....
Our cats name is Aries, and he is a 16 pound ball of lazy, who will only run if you throw food. Otherwise, he will look at you kind of like how Puss In Boots does in the Shrek movies to try and get you to feed him, even 5min after being fed.
Zachare Sylvestre 2015-02-17T12:25:15-05:00
Whoo hoo, now I will have Weaponized Back Hair Enchiladas! Wait...is that a card?
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:25:32-05:00
@Tyler - LOL WOW that's the kind of dark humor I love damn that made me laugh too hard
@Great Mountain - As an Aries myself I think that name is awesome :p I'm definitely not biased...
@Blondie: According to my sister, who adopted him off her balcony when she lived away from home, he's named after the God of War.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T12:27:38-05:00
Awwww. Thank you Potatten. *tears up* You like me. You really like me.
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T12:27:54-05:00
I have two Bengal cats myself, a boy named Artemis and girl named Selina, they are...a handful >_<
They wake me up every day between 4-6am, pee on everything, puke if they don't like the flavor of the wet food/dry food, and did I mention I'm allergic to my cats? lol
Holy crap I do some actual work at work for ten min and there's like 50 new comments. Chatter-boxes
@Chameleon: Probably...I know I missed some interesting things over the weekend.
@Chameleon, scroll down. We made 100k Followers!
Likes. Likes.
@great mountain -it may not start until later tonight. i mean.. it IS a drinking game...
you know, my little backyard kitty is still scared of me -despite feeding him for over a year. and he just watched me put a towel down on the window sill so he doesn't have to sit on cold metal while he eats from the cat food that i just heated up for him....
Charlotte's on the Weather Channel. Yup, even we have white stuff on the ground.
you need an enforcer.... Principattens (principal kittens, full of principles)
You have cocaine on the ground? Better get rid of it before the cops find out
Woohoo for 100k peoples!
@CB - I don't hate social media, I love my Facebook, I just grew up with TOO MUCH of it, did you have livejournal with your MySpace too? I know I did... after I signed up for FB and saw now everyone wants twitter, and vine, and Instagram, and snap chat, it just NEVER ENDS so I had to draw a line somewhere!!
Also I am already at the character limit with @BlondiesSecret because twitter is STUPID...
My dog needed to go outside to do his business last night. I opened the door and he thought he was back in Iowa! You should have seen the double-take. LOL. I nudged him outside until he was finished, then let him scurry back inside.
@LZ: Are you offering to help with the clean up? That could get a little crazy.
Other projects are showing love for explotions
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playroom/unspeakable-words-deluxe-edition/posts/1138317
Still thinking about intl shipping, being friendlier surely we could get to 10M
@LZ, Snort! ... LOL
My autocorrect was raging hard core last night holy crap..... It eventually just stopped trying altogether.....
I have a nose-shaped vacuum
I have to work (dammit!), so just wanted to pop in. Someone keep my drink warm/cold and I'll check back later...
@Creeper: all things with time! Some wounds go deeper than flesh, he probably has learned that trusting people is hard the hard way. That he comes around and let's you feed him is his first sign of trust.
Ok... 'cause it is a tradition... Todays Top20:
2015-02-16 18:59:45 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2583
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2303
3. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 1914
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 1540
5. Marie "Catness" C 1525
6. Προφέσσορ Φ 1471
7. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1450
8. BruceP - The Chameleon 1445
9. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1408
10. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1364
11. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1176
12. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 1101
13. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1095
14. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 1052
15. Mike Kabala 1039
16. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 916
17. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 731
18. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 729
19. dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 671
20. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 573
@ Potatten, lol, I'm imagining your autocorrect as like a physical person who just couldn't take it anymore...it's amusing, sometimes I think that of my own autocorrect it's like "Why do I even TRY to help you?"
@Blondie, it's that character limit that keeps my Twitter use to just tweet about projects I've backed. I love spamming twitter while keeping my Facebook friends happy.
@Blondie lol
Before this ends I want to be on that top 20!! I don't even need my cookie anymore...just that top 20 is my next goal...lol, getting closer, darn birthday parties dragging me away from comments!
Nose shaped vacuum. With snort canals for easier pickup.
http://im9.cz/iR/importprodukt-orig/864/864fe03a33d5d24b317a7977c67ee035.jpg
It's good btw.
@CB: The character limit gets me too... I'm a ramblin' man....
...I want a cookie...like...badly.
Also: CURSE YOU ALL FOR PUTTING ME TO SPOT 20!
@Marissa, lol good luck with that I have probably fallen off the top 20 list.
Oops ... those were stale ones... here you go, fresh from the number cruncher:
2015-02-17 16:59:17 UTC
1. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2754
2. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2502
3. Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 2120
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 1690
5. Προφέσσορ Φ 1532
6. Marie "Catness" C 1527
7. BruceP - The Chameleon 1524
8. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1513
9. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 1450
10. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1364
11. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 1279
12. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1209
13. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1188
14. Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 1106
15. Mike Kabala 1069
16. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 1013
17. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 818
18. Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 734
19. dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 687
20. Catzalcoatal 619
ah okay i scrolled down an yup I am not longer on the top 20 list so I guess I should start commenting more
Amended curse: Damn you all! I'm not even top 20 material anymore. T.T
Yeah I was about to slap you losing those 100 comments.
@Potatten - i know... i just wanna....fluff his fluffy little fluff face. In the summer, when i'm gardening, he just moves around keeping proper distance between us. It's cute when he thinks he's hidden by a plant, until i get too close and he freaks out. He still does not trust my roommate- she goes outside and he bolts. There was a different kitty that would actually come inside during the summer - she could slide under the screen door and would eat treats from my hand... but haven't seen her in awhile.
Who all haven't we given the cookie text to? Geist should get it!!!!
Me too! For days I have been worthy!
Hey, when does this drinking game start? Also, where? Because, I've got way too much booze in this place and I need to get rid of some of it. also, we have a snow day away from work today, so I've got approximately no place to be.
Yay, I finally got my EKLOL Award!
Tsveta: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. To you, I present this award....
...Meow-tair...I wish we had a snow day here(not really, I had a 4 day weekend and almost went crazy) just to join the game.
CB: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. You are hereby presented with this esteemed award.
@P I humbly accept the honor.
@GM well, it's a snow day because we got, maybe 3 inches of snow. Which, down in SE VA, is more or less snowpocalypse where I live. The cities around here have more or less closed down for today and probably tomorrow.
Or horror?
"The Oatmeal illustrates your Kickstarter Comments"
Please illustrate this:
The kitten exploaded my homework
lol
@CheetahButt...congratulations! :)
I posted new inductees last night but I did not email. Added to that list is now also @Geist :)
I imagined a kitten unloading on the homework.
The potato kitten TECHNICALLY already got illustrated. I'd love to see more though... MOAR!!!!
@Meow-tair: 3 inches of snow...that's like...July weather here. Heck, last September we had a snow storm that ruined THOUSANDS of trees because of how wet and heavy it was. We lost a branch roughly 5inches in diameter from one of our trees.
I read a post/tweet somewhere from EK Team that the #BackerParty Twitter Drinking Game will be happening this evening. I guess they didn't want to be responsible for a lot of drunk people at work ;)
Hey! @Potatten! Waddabout me?
Though.... I'm almost horrified given how far off and rampant we get on certain topics -.- It will be interesting to say the least. Especially since well be bombarded by a large number of people who will all be like wtf lol.
Though.... I'm almost horrified given how far off and rampant we get on certain topics -.- It will be interesting to say the least. Especially since well be bombarded by a large number of people who will all be like wtf lol.
Waas Sappening?
@PoT: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. This be yar award matey!!!
The only cat I ever owned was a stray who adopted my family when I was two. He was all black, declawed front and back, and the best mouser my mom has ever seen. She let him stay in the garage all winter (for the mice), and when he stuck around in the spring, she gave him a flea dip and let him inside. I, being two, would carry him around in a half-Nelson, which he would slip out of whenever he was tired of humoring me.
jaaaas sippening
@Cha!: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. In case no one ELSE gave it to you here ye go!
@meow-Tair. Let us know when you have to start eating the bodies of the fallen. I've seen Newport News in about 1/2 inch of snow and it was mind blowing.
@GM Yeah, tell me about it. People around here were looking at me like I was crazy walking around in the snow yesterday with my sleeves rolled up looking like nothing was happening. I laugh at the folks around here when any sort of precipitation falls from the sky. They pretty much start looting the stores in the area when snow is mentioned.
soooo instead of snow it's all ice here. cool beans, Raleigh.
Congrats on everyone's awards! I'm at 450 comments so I doubt I'll be able to crawl up to the 20th spot before the KS ends let alone get my cookie :( but I'll try!
I just signed up for twitter so clearly I'm willing to do anything for this campaign XD
I have a cat named Shakespeare. He's got a heart on his forehead.
Blooondie! Blooondie!
Thank you @Potatten.
Yeah, not sure I'll even stay in the top 20 range unless I start doing some speese and streaking. :|
Which I wont, btw.
Of course it's Shakespeare. Couldn't go with Diesel or something.
I have cat named Alfador, he's got asthma
@DDD- Just be sure to wear a bra.
@Rachel - awwhh, two year old and her kitty!
@Edukitten - That is adorable! I love when natural markings make hearts on animals, so cute!!
@Tvesta - CONGRATS ON YOUR AWARD! You deserve it! I'm coming for some of those cookies if I fail getting my own... lol, I kid, keep your horror, I'm sure I've got plenty of time, a whole 56 hours...crap lol
Is it really streaking if you're wearing a bra?
@Potatten...thank you for your individualized EKLOL recognition :)
Considering I came up with the award idea which morphed into what it is today through my fellow KittenCorpsers, I'm very happy I actually been able to achieve it as well :)
Honored to be an EKLOL awardee!
@DDD - It certainly is not so DO IT RIGHT if you are gonna do it...
My kitty's named Mistigris. She's got cancer.
DINNER! HERE I COME!
I mean also I don't think running around naked in the comments thread is truly the ODDEST thing to have happened here so... STREAK AWAY! Imo...
well s*** @Tsveta wins.
@Blondie: the cookie is for 1,000 comments committed.
Cocaine and bras? Wha?
@DDD @Blondie - Yes, but a man wearing a bra is funny.
It's not in the winning. Just sharing :)
@Edukitte: Pricipattens? Principal kittens ruling with might principles?
mighty*
I finally busted 1000 comments. Would have been more but the boss kept peeping his head in my cubicle
@Meow-tair: Yeah, that's still slurpee/slushie/whatever you want to call those super sugary, frozen-soda/pop things weather. Heck, give me -40 and a blizzard and I will still walk the 2 blocks to get one.
@Geist: The EKLOL Awards are given to any individual that passes 1k comments during the Exploding Kittens Kickstarter Campaign 2015. The award is a gold-plated kitten-shaped cookie (with kitten ears) made out of stale fruitcake which was kept in a flannel sleeve, made of hairy dragon boob hair, under the lake guarded by Octokitten. One side of the award has the imprint Lots of Love and the other side shows Lack of Life. It is, of course, 101% EU Friendly including the Ziploc bag preserving maximum staleness and presented tastefully in a new old maybe super special KS exclusive collector's tin box with paw clasp. There may or may not be a red velvet mite surprise included ... and maybe glitter. The Award is delivered paw to paw by Lord ZomBitten. Take this amazing award, you have as such earnededed it.
@Potatten - I know what it's awarded for I am saying I doubt I'll get one since I'm just about to reach 500 comments and I have about 2 days left to double my comment count :( maybe I can make top 20 at least- I'm 24 now
@Tvesta - Awww that's a lovely name, I'm sorry to hear that :(
I guess if I average 7 comments per hour for the duration I can break 1000. That sounds possible with out streaking. Maybe just discussing streaking. And bras.
Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild: nah, that would be "exploaded ON homework" :D
Are we leaving funny comments for a chance of the oatmeal illustrating them? If so, I have a joke
Dad what is your stance on abortion?
Ask your sister...
But I don't have a sister, oh....
@Everyone talking about cat names:
Our cats name is Aries, and he is a 16 pound ball of lazy, who will only run if you throw food. Otherwise, he will look at you kind of like how Puss In Boots does in the Shrek movies to try and get you to feed him, even 5min after being fed.
Whoo hoo, now I will have Weaponized Back Hair Enchiladas! Wait...is that a card?
@Tyler - LOL WOW that's the kind of dark humor I love damn that made me laugh too hard
@Great Mountain - As an Aries myself I think that name is awesome :p I'm definitely not biased...
@Zachare: It better be now.
@Blondie: According to my sister, who adopted him off her balcony when she lived away from home, he's named after the God of War.
Awwww. Thank you Potatten. *tears up* You like me. You really like me.
I have two Bengal cats myself, a boy named Artemis and girl named Selina, they are...a handful >_<
They wake me up every day between 4-6am, pee on everything, puke if they don't like the flavor of the wet food/dry food, and did I mention I'm allergic to my cats? lol
This game MAY be for some catharsis XD
@Geist: That's how he lures in unsuspecting victims...be careful.