I want my laptop to breathe! Tablets are good but hell on this site.
Michael "Stay Puffeh" Maxwell 2015-02-17T14:00:41-05:00
If pr. F spam attempts get a doodle there is goons be tons of spammin on here... Lol
I'm still pullin for a doodle of stay puffeh throwin out f-bombs Oprah style
Also, pro tip: if you string together a bunch of random nouns, you're probably not going to get a drawing. For example: "Draw me a bacon unicorn zombie riding a rainbow Abraham Lincoln Cat."
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-02-17T14:02:52-05:00
@Matt Inman, may I please have a portrait of myself, Lord Zombitten? Also, could you please draw a cover picture for the kitten corps fb page?
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:02:57-05:00
@Matthew - Something with glitter bombs, bras, and cupcakes... I'll leave the rest up to you.
@Oatmeal Can you draw Food Bear? He is food... he is bear... he is Food Bear (originating from an email in which food & beer was misspelled, thus spawning the legend of Food Bear)
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T14:04:47-05:00
@Matthew Inman(aka The Master): Can you draw a picture of a cross between a kitten and a Ba'alrog(from LoTR, even though they spell it Balrog)? If not, you have already given the Corp an awesome present. :D
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T14:04:51-05:00
I've missed a TON of comments, but it has been worth it to get our spiffy new logo up on www.KittenCorps.com!
@Matthew Inman - would you be so kind as to draw a kitten eating guacamole?
Jeff Fisher 2015-02-17T14:05:33-05:00
Mr. Inman , I dont want you to draw me anything I just want to congratulate you on a sucessful campaign. Congratulations, and good luck!!
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T14:05:35-05:00
@Matthew Inman: I request a monitten (monster kitten) with opposable thumbs wielding a lightsaber standing over the dead corpse of a fruitcake. Exploding Kitten style!
Francisco Gaspar 2015-02-17T14:05:40-05:00
Request: The Oatmeal drawing random stuff. Like crazy. Surrounded by dangerous kittens.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T14:05:41-05:00
@Potatten. Now I feel horrible about my pic. Cheetahbutt, Creeper and Lord Zombitten deserve a pic more than me.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:06:38-05:00
But really- Bakery Cat baking cup-kittens..
Robert Anderegg 2015-02-17T14:06:43-05:00
Sexy rhinoceros
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:06:55-05:00
@Gaspar, The Oatmealception?
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:06:58-05:00
@Jennifer - basically!
Lindsay kern 2015-02-17T14:07:04-05:00
A human walking in on a constipated cat sitting on a toilet while on an iPhone playing angrybirds (or any other toilet playing game you choose).
Eirik Bull 2015-02-17T14:07:16-05:00
I've had this dream a couple of times, where ferrets take over important political offices in our country (Norway). They change out all the comfy chairs with smelly hammocks and make up new policies for the betterments of ferrets world wide. Can you draw this? :D
Michael "Stay Puffeh" Maxwell 2015-02-17T14:07:28-05:00
@matthew Inman my formal request for doodle: Last request. And won't spam
Stay Puffeh (big white fluffy kitten) throwing out F-Bombs (marshmallow fluff bombs) like an Oprah Winfrey giveaway show!
Thanks dude this whole thing is awesome energy!
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:07:42-05:00
Eirik - *blank stare*
Katy Walker 2015-02-17T14:07:44-05:00
Could you draw Boba Fett fighting an exploding kitten? (Both are epic so...)
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-17T14:07:47-05:00
@Geist, as others have said, don't feel bad!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T14:07:55-05:00
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
@Pr.F. Spam(ming) might be. Just don't get taken to the north pole and shot by a man called Clarkson.... hehehe
The Bobcats playing exploding kittens.
I want my laptop to breathe! Tablets are good but hell on this site.
If pr. F spam attempts get a doodle there is goons be tons of spammin on here... Lol
I'm still pullin for a doodle of stay puffeh throwin out f-bombs Oprah style
Especially if you fry it SPAM SPAM SPAM
Starting now. Instructions are here: http://i.imgur.com/CazGPI7.png
Just inn time!
Well we certainly appreciate the heads up!
draw a female snail wearing high-heels defend against a kraken
Pron Update : Matthew Inman will be creating a logo for Professor F's under construction battle crib on the tiny spherical rock orbiting the earth
ZOMBIE KITTEN!!!!
Still all I've got....
Draw my cat Ace! He has a drinking problem!
http://www.nethijinx.com/ellen/beercat.jpg
Still thinking a Velociraptor eating a Tacocat. Preferably with screams. :)
*floats into thread* 'Sup kittens? Oh how I wish I had some orange juice to go with my vodka right now. I need yo celebrate.
@Mathew Inman...a DJ Kitten spinning records with lazer beam eyes...please!
draw what you think a sound designer does for a living!
Hey corps! What's new?
@Matthew Inman, still going with my original request: crazy kitties v Japanese hornets.
Hey Matthew draw the Bobcats playing Exploding Kittens.
Pretty please draw a squeaktopus. I don't really know what one looks like, but I feel like you do.
@BaKahn, welcome to the party sir! We are in the midst of greatness :)
Professor F is comment enough
crazy shit Bakhan
Also, pro tip: if you string together a bunch of random nouns, you're probably not going to get a drawing. For example: "Draw me a bacon unicorn zombie riding a rainbow Abraham Lincoln Cat."
@Matt Inman, may I please have a portrait of myself, Lord Zombitten? Also, could you please draw a cover picture for the kitten corps fb page?
@Matthew - Something with glitter bombs, bras, and cupcakes... I'll leave the rest up to you.
Me as Chewelmo http://imgur.com/awP6qPU
A kitten ridding a nuklear bomb!
http://imgur.com/hLpyTy8
Pron Update : Matthew Inman will be creating a logo for Professor F's under construction battle crib on the tiny spherical rock orbiting the earth
Can you draw kittens visiting Disney World please?
ALL PREVIOUS DRAWINGS (Keep this near top if I vanish...)
http://kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
Point taken.
my best comments are from 5 days ago dammit
Draw cats with human masks on playing exploding humans
Draw cats with human masks on playing exploding humans
I stray cat pooping diarrhea by the curb, while giving a "deal with it" stare at passerbys.
A Panda and Jesus, high-fiving while on a fighter jet made of cobras (snake or g.i. joe faction) that's shooting exploding kittens.
Draw a Tesla coil powered by coffee.
Hindenburg Kitty (I'm pretty sure an exploding kitten caused that)
Tacocat riding a rainbow comet hurrling towards the earth
@mathew draw whatever you want!
Draw my puppies! http://photos-b.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10848295_1570678883149529_1652946027_n.jpg (@adammccombs on twitter)
hurling*
Draw an enormous cat riding an skinny horse in the desert!
There needs to be an Atheist Kitten, how can you worship your self. As they where Gods already ;)
lol HA
Yeah, i might just need to sit back and watch.
DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love (with Matthew Inman's images)
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Draw a picture of an exploding kitten trying to curl. (Curling is an Olympic sport. Hey, we have a facility in Seattle!!!)
I would like to see a picture of a cat eating wasabi..
@Creeper - That's my plan lol
Zombie cat and DJ cat make my list
@Oatmeal Can you draw Food Bear? He is food... he is bear... he is Food Bear (originating from an email in which food & beer was misspelled, thus spawning the legend of Food Bear)
Annnnd.... BOOM goes the comments section.
@Matthew Inman(aka The Master): Can you draw a picture of a cross between a kitten and a Ba'alrog(from LoTR, even though they spell it Balrog)? If not, you have already given the Corp an awesome present. :D
I've missed a TON of comments, but it has been worth it to get our spiffy new logo up on www.KittenCorps.com!
Also, good morning crew!
You have to draw Schrodinger's kitten.
Please make sure we save all posted pics for the website record as well kittencorps.!!
Bakery Cat Baking some Cup-kittens
My friend in his chicken outfit. http://imgur.com/CYXr0Go
@melissa yeah things are going to get crazy
Professor F is known for his Villainy, Streaking & the repurposing of the Moon to Pron, spelled tron
@Smashley, good morning!
Oh man dat logo!
A Voltron-Cat made up of entirely of live cats.
This is almost more exciting than trinkets! And you all know how much I love me a trinket!
@Matthew Inman - would you be so kind as to draw a kitten eating guacamole?
Mr. Inman , I dont want you to draw me anything I just want to congratulate you on a sucessful campaign. Congratulations, and good luck!!
@Matthew Inman: I request a monitten (monster kitten) with opposable thumbs wielding a lightsaber standing over the dead corpse of a fruitcake. Exploding Kitten style!
Request: The Oatmeal drawing random stuff. Like crazy. Surrounded by dangerous kittens.
@Potatten. Now I feel horrible about my pic. Cheetahbutt, Creeper and Lord Zombitten deserve a pic more than me.
a man eating chicken
@CB: make the old logo our kitten Corps Comment Section Unit Emblem so we always endure to keep it.
I also have a giant nose, ideal for deep brown nosing
Kitten trying to sneak up on a Mantis Shrimp but Mantis Shrimp is really luring kitten into a trap all along! :-D
http://www.imgur.com/qHhmOBd.jpeg
@Geist: He saw something in your suggestion! Do not feel sad!
I would like a drawing of the worlds most boring man watching the banana apocalypse.
@Geist- don't feel bad!!
Could you draw a sexy Space Needle please?
I'm eating red beans and rice and I'm not properly dressed, so that's kinda like #MardiGras yeah?
@Historian - good morning! :)
But really- Bakery Cat baking cup-kittens..
Sexy rhinoceros
@Gaspar, The Oatmealception?
@Jennifer - basically!
A human walking in on a constipated cat sitting on a toilet while on an iPhone playing angrybirds (or any other toilet playing game you choose).
I've had this dream a couple of times, where ferrets take over important political offices in our country (Norway). They change out all the comfy chairs with smelly hammocks and make up new policies for the betterments of ferrets world wide. Can you draw this? :D
Draw me like one of your French girls... https://www.flickr.com/photos/zlatko/3376916435/
@matthew Inman my formal request for doodle: Last request. And won't spam
Stay Puffeh (big white fluffy kitten) throwing out F-Bombs (marshmallow fluff bombs) like an Oprah Winfrey giveaway show!
Thanks dude this whole thing is awesome energy!
Eirik - *blank stare*
Could you draw Boba Fett fighting an exploding kitten? (Both are epic so...)
@Geist, as others have said, don't feel bad!
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com
Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
A Storm is Upon us - Afterfire
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
@Matthew Inman - could you please draw kittens playing tennis?
If there's room for a kitten crowd, one of the crowd members should be eating an apple.
I have a feeling we will break 50k comments today...