Kittens of the zombie and DJ variety playing... omg the zombie kitten can be dancing!!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:09:04-05:00
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo roo too, too too tooroo roo too
We're interrupting our Young and the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock.
"Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings. I have carefully deliberated and decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as 'the moon.' Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled P - r - o - n. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot."
"I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up. Terraforming and hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move. Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site. A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to Pron to facilitate raw material & personnel movements and logistics."
"Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Death by natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts."
"You will be assigned to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical examination. A tattoo of your assigned colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray."
"My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year."
Please no long blurbs F.... everything is a mess as it is...
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T14:09:51-05:00
Oh Great Inman sir. Cheetahbutt has done really nice stuff for the all of us and he doesn't get paid. He even got us email addresses. Please oh please create an image for this guy who is so nice and never ask for nothing in return. I will personally buy him all the liquor he wants to drink at our firsr Con.
Jeff Makowski 2015-02-17T14:10:12-05:00
How about a kitten possessed by the spirit of Vincent Price, named 'The Abominable Dr. Phurbes', unleashing a plague of Mantis Shrimp on the veterinary team he holds responsible for his neutering?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:10:12-05:00
Villainy Update : A Roachen and a Human were caught having sex, and we decided to allow it.
@BaKhan: Well, Disneyland professes to be the "happiest place on Earth"...I can that a lie. The EK comment section is the happiest place in the known multi-verse!
Jacob Cord 2015-02-17T14:11:22-05:00
Drawing request: a cat teabagging its owner while the owner is sleeping in bed.
If ya have a party in Arkansas, hollar at me. I think the surprise is a holographic card that will have a live or exploded kitty when you open the box and look at it.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:12:05-05:00
Yes- Cheetah Butt does indeed deserve something - a cat crazily working at a computer?
Edward J. Cunningham 2015-02-17T14:12:12-05:00
@Matthew Inman
Thank you very much for everything which has made this Kickstarter so fun! I don't want you to get carpal tunnel syndrome, but if you could draw something---I have an idea. Show that Godzilla of insects, the Japanese hornet saying "Where is your God now?" while behind him Jibbers Crabst appears to save the rest of the honeybees that the hornet is slaughtering.
I perfectly understand if that is too complicated. Thanks again for everything!
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-02-17T14:12:41-05:00
I can't define a Squeaktopus, but I know one when I see it. And that is a Squeaktopus.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:12:44-05:00
@Cha! -perfect.
AJ Mersereau 2015-02-17T14:12:46-05:00
May you please draw a cassowary wearing a party hat while fighting a Charizard while both of them are on top of a floating Hersey's bar just above a burning volcano made of banana pudding, and tied up over the volcano must be a penguin, who the Cassowary must rescue!
Thank you!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:12:52-05:00
can you all log off for one second? I think there is a problem with kickstarter
Keri 2015-02-17T14:12:53-05:00
One of those automatic cat feeders about to be crushed by a falling grand piano (dropped by an exploding kitten, of course).
Anita C 2015-02-17T14:12:54-05:00
@matthew- Ashley "Smashley" Turner and I combined make one uber-super-duber-awesome entity. please draw us melded together. :) YAY . yup. thank you.
Scene: Elan, Shane and yourself siting on 7.000.000 in cash
Details: Smoking Pipes/Cigars, wearing Top Hats and Monocle is a must
Action: Playing EXPLODING Kittens!
Also I'd like to say: Hello Matthew, I love your comics and I wish you all the best!
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-02-17T14:13:18-05:00
@GM, well Disneyland does have all the trinkets, so pretty happy that way! This comment section moves quite past happy, possibly even to epic!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-02-17T14:13:20-05:00
Welcome back BaKhan! At least you got back in time to enjoy the party.
Bears eating ramen with Sriracha while playing Exploding Kittens
Zachary Schank 2015-02-17T14:16:42-05:00
Cock Magic
Ron Lussier 2015-02-17T14:16:46-05:00
I'd love if if you could draw a kitten exploding while using a selfie stick.
Anthony Pipitone 2015-02-17T14:16:47-05:00
Lobstercopter.
Or Lobstercop.
Kat 2015-02-17T14:16:48-05:00
Congratulations guys! Matthew - would you draw Rambo (your dog, not the action hero) with an exploding kitten?
Marc Backes 2015-02-17T14:16:57-05:00
An Orchestera Conducting Space Kitten :)
C. Robert Dimitri 2015-02-17T14:17:07-05:00
I would like to see a bear serving a bunny coffee.
Joie Peterson 2015-02-17T14:17:10-05:00
A Mantis Shrimp riding a kitten with lazerbeam eyes destroying a town please :D
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:17:16-05:00
@Matthew Inman, the Roachen : A vile new furry but cute species, with 6 spiked legs & antennae. Created when Professor F successfully spliced Kittens with Cockroaches. They fly erratically and they've been dubbed Kitroachen, or Roachen for short. Professor F's minion army
Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Eirik Bull 2015-02-17T14:17:20-05:00
Draw the answer to the question: how many kittens can fit inside your underpants?
Tara 2015-02-17T14:17:21-05:00
Because it's MARDI GRAS today, can you draw an Exploding Kitten parade float? or the blerch at mardi gras?
Brandon Meyer 2015-02-17T14:17:23-05:00
Draw the moment when Grandma is calling because her computer doesn't work.
Jessica Karels 2015-02-17T14:17:23-05:00
A unicorn riding a cyborg-bear, waving an exploding kittens flag
Jarin Udom 2015-02-17T14:17:28-05:00
Nightcrawler teleporting Galactus's head off
Shawn Covington 2015-02-17T14:17:28-05:00
A blind unicorn, listening to Beethoven while unknowingly impaling woodland creatures during his morning commute through the enchanted forest.
A Drawing of the Meaning of Life According to Space Ninjas or Unicorns...
I hope this poor man has someone monitoring comments for him. Sweet jesus. *cough* bakery cat baking cup-kittens *cough*
Kittens of the zombie and DJ variety playing... omg the zombie kitten can be dancing!!
Breaking Villainy News : Too too tooroo roo too, too too tooroo roo too
We're interrupting our Young and the Restless binge program to bring you Professor F's address to the puny people of this planetary rock.
"Slaves of earth, as your supreme master, and father, I bring you glorious tidings. I have carefully deliberated and decided to build my residence on the planet's revolving satellite, you all know as 'the moon.' Henceforth this will be renamed to Pron, spelled P - r - o - n. The former name, and the last time uttered out of any mouth, 'moon', is deemed illegal and any reference to it, verbal, written or thought, by any individual will be prosecuted and tazed to death on the spot."
"I know you can't withhold your delirious happiness, but you have lots of work to do, so shut your thought up. Terraforming and hydro system formation are the first steps of this historical move. Planetary raw material depletion is in order, and all material needed can even be removed from your own property, at all levels, estate or any kind of material possession you might currently have. You won't need it anyway, as you're all part of this galactic construction site. A 4-way tunnel system will be connected to Pron to facilitate raw material & personnel movements and logistics."
"Each and everyone of you will be screened and appointed a position. A member of the Proffi staff will be at your door at 0700 to take to your intake manager and then to medical for screening by our expert Roachen staff. You might be ticklish while they swarm your body, both in & out, but we need to know how many years you can be of service to Me before you die. Death by natural causes or accidental deaths will not be tolerated. You are only allowed to die by exhaustion or by saving Me from unauthorised assassination attempts."
"You will be assigned to a colour coded group for easy functioning. These groups will be announced to you after medical examination. A tattoo of your assigned colour will be forced upon you on your forehead so Roachen can easily send you back where you belong, should you go astray."
"My supercrib must be ready by the end of the year."
"Get to work."
http://imgur.com/a/nY1su
My cat that's big enough to hug is pretty excited about this game...
http://kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html ALL DOODLE POSTED SO FAR
can you guys draw potato cat as agent 00 potato
@smashley thank you for the play-by-plays. you have changed my life forever.
Coffee-powered Tesla coil. *cough*
Amanda: http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
We still need to all meet up in Las Vegas (everyone can fly here) and have the most bestest card game!!!!
Please no long blurbs F.... everything is a mess as it is...
Oh Great Inman sir. Cheetahbutt has done really nice stuff for the all of us and he doesn't get paid. He even got us email addresses. Please oh please create an image for this guy who is so nice and never ask for nothing in return. I will personally buy him all the liquor he wants to drink at our firsr Con.
How about a kitten possessed by the spirit of Vincent Price, named 'The Abominable Dr. Phurbes', unleashing a plague of Mantis Shrimp on the veterinary team he holds responsible for his neutering?
Villainy Update : A Roachen and a Human were caught having sex, and we decided to allow it.
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
So I go to Disneyland and the awesomeness gets more awesome and I have a crap 3G connection! No fair!
My kittens would explode with joy if they were to get drawn. https://www.flickr.com/photos/selmer/2789612276/in/set-72157602017066687
Actually, that's probably a good reason not to draw them
Please draw Catman fighting Cathulhu over a catnip sandwich :)
Nice squeaktopus.
overwhelmed.....edukitten overload.
Bakery cat baking cup-kittens, please and thank you?
@BaKhan: Well, Disneyland professes to be the "happiest place on Earth"...I can that a lie. The EK comment section is the happiest place in the known multi-verse!
Drawing request: a cat teabagging its owner while the owner is sleeping in bed.
Could you recreate a picture of my dog, Moose? Congrats on Exploding Kittens! http://i.imgur.com/fsGBHKI.jpg
YES @Cheetsbutt needs something done for him!!!!
If ya have a party in Arkansas, hollar at me. I think the surprise is a holographic card that will have a live or exploded kitty when you open the box and look at it.
Zombie Dancing kitten and DJ Superstar kitten
Yes- Cheetah Butt does indeed deserve something - a cat crazily working at a computer?
@Matthew Inman
Thank you very much for everything which has made this Kickstarter so fun! I don't want you to get carpal tunnel syndrome, but if you could draw something---I have an idea. Show that Godzilla of insects, the Japanese hornet saying "Where is your God now?" while behind him Jibbers Crabst appears to save the rest of the honeybees that the hornet is slaughtering.
I perfectly understand if that is too complicated. Thanks again for everything!
Cat being harrassed by two red cows! (http://imgur.com/clVdGkF)
Just offering up some Elevator Music 1 hour long while this drawing madness is happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
So glad you could join us @Anita!
Professor F early self-rendering
https://www.flickr.com/photos/needfx/14470687877/
@MatthewInman THANK YOU, AWESOME
I can't define a Squeaktopus, but I know one when I see it. And that is a Squeaktopus.
@Cha! -perfect.
May you please draw a cassowary wearing a party hat while fighting a Charizard while both of them are on top of a floating Hersey's bar just above a burning volcano made of banana pudding, and tied up over the volcano must be a penguin, who the Cassowary must rescue!
Thank you!
can you all log off for one second? I think there is a problem with kickstarter
One of those automatic cat feeders about to be crushed by a falling grand piano (dropped by an exploding kitten, of course).
@matthew- Ashley "Smashley" Turner and I combined make one uber-super-duber-awesome entity. please draw us melded together. :) YAY . yup. thank you.
@Matthew Inman posted rules for requesting doodles. Go to the News page http://www.kittencorps.com/news.html to read them.
Scene: Elan, Shane and yourself siting on 7.000.000 in cash
Details: Smoking Pipes/Cigars, wearing Top Hats and Monocle is a must
Action: Playing EXPLODING Kittens!
Also I'd like to say: Hello Matthew, I love your comics and I wish you all the best!
@GM, well Disneyland does have all the trinkets, so pretty happy that way! This comment section moves quite past happy, possibly even to epic!
Welcome back BaKhan! At least you got back in time to enjoy the party.
yeah yeah, the kitty strippers are on their way!
I'd like a pic of my cat but maybe it's not a good idea.
@Prof- nice try with the logging off, sir.
@Idle - good idea or BEST idea? Best idea. Do it. Dooooo it.
@Cha! - This elevator music is really entertaining...
Professor F streaking as means of attention whoring
Draw an Emu riding a stegosaurus!
How about a kitten bursting out of a chest like in Alien?
@Matthew Inman, please draw me a kitten inside a Sauerkraut jar. Thanks.
@Creeper...thank you for listening to it...so how has your day been?
I would like a picture of a Knight riding a Mantis shrimp into battle. I expect a bloody massacre!
Love to see a pic of me and my man on our wedding day
How about some kitties trying to learn about humans? :D
Please draw Lord Zombitten
OMG! Please draw a super-hero Power Ranger kitten for my husband. I will sing your praises until the end o' time. Thanks Mr Cartoonist.
I would love a picture of a flame breathing hammock using people as back support. Please and thank you : * )
My snoody looking dog, but with a GOAT! http://imgur.com/18gc3IR
A card from the "Exploding Humans" game played in the alternate Kittenverse.
I would like to see the joy of a trinket getting a trinket of a trinket! Can't think of anything happier!
@Cha! Can't. focus. on. small. talk!
SCENE: Cupcats being served to DJ kitten while Zombie kitten dances....
@Matthew please draw me a kitten flying on a shark.
Matt, I would love to see your take on "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"
Draw a sloth and a lemur in Hawaiian shirts surfing through an ocean of Crisco.
There's only one that needs to be drawn, your Prunar Overlord, Professor F
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
Velocakitty (kitten velociraptor)
@Matthew Inman, Draw a sea swallow (glaucus atlanticus) flying through space on a rainbow.
GE Invisible Cat
My name is pronounced "Nicotine" and I was run over by a lawn mower when I was a kid. Can you draw that, please?
I would love to see The Oatmeal's version of a Pizza Party
POTATTEN FTW!!
The Bob Cats talking to VC guys about their hot startup
Please draw a stormtrooper riding a tacocat into glorious battle!
An exploding kitten with thousand year back hair riding on Jibbers Crabst.
All hail Jibbers.
Tesla bronco riding a blerch, waving his squid hat mid-air...over a volcano full of kittens
Draw a exploding Kitten on Lenin.
Dear Matthew,
I would love to see Ruth Bader Ginsberg riding a mantis shrimp into battle against The Man.
Care to draw a three headed baby wearing fez's on a unicycle? :D Glad I backed the project!
http://instagram.com/p/vUmg4uMN6L/
Bears eating ramen with Sriracha while playing Exploding Kittens
Cock Magic
I'd love if if you could draw a kitten exploding while using a selfie stick.
Lobstercopter.
Or Lobstercop.
Congratulations guys! Matthew - would you draw Rambo (your dog, not the action hero) with an exploding kitten?
An Orchestera Conducting Space Kitten :)
I would like to see a bear serving a bunny coffee.
A Mantis Shrimp riding a kitten with lazerbeam eyes destroying a town please :D
@Matthew Inman, the Roachen : A vile new furry but cute species, with 6 spiked legs & antennae. Created when Professor F successfully spliced Kittens with Cockroaches. They fly erratically and they've been dubbed Kitroachen, or Roachen for short. Professor F's minion army
Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Draw the answer to the question: how many kittens can fit inside your underpants?
Because it's MARDI GRAS today, can you draw an Exploding Kitten parade float? or the blerch at mardi gras?
Draw the moment when Grandma is calling because her computer doesn't work.
A unicorn riding a cyborg-bear, waving an exploding kittens flag
Nightcrawler teleporting Galactus's head off
A blind unicorn, listening to Beethoven while unknowingly impaling woodland creatures during his morning commute through the enchanted forest.