A Mantis Shrimp with a top hat and monocle being all distinguished while there is carnage in the background....his carnage...
Nate King 2015-02-17T14:51:29-05:00
The cat god of the underworld.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:51:30-05:00
JDLs idea is interesting. We should kickstart this event to pay up Inman to draw the Hitten, Vitten & Nitten in a group image
Viktor Gregurek 2015-02-17T14:51:35-05:00
dickbuttcat
Jason Dunn 2015-02-17T14:51:41-05:00
Getting married this year. Can you draw me a save the date? Preferably with bearadactyls.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T14:51:45-05:00
I wonder if Jared Anderson knows what the word 'dork' means? And will Oatmeal draw his dog like that? lol
Zachary David Emerson 2015-02-17T14:51:47-05:00
Dear Matt,
Please illustrate the baby picture of one of your biggest fans, a supporter of this kickstarter as well as the purchaser of various books/posters of yours, my friend Myles.
Mr. theoatmeal sir, my wife refuses to accept the fact (yes I said fact) that cats are trying to kill us all and that they use cuteness to mislead us. I keep trying to convince her that we should therefore not let the cat sleep on us at night, but she pays me no heed (she even indicated that I might be a little bit paranoid). I have shown her the proof you have generously shared with us in the past on your website, but she remains in denial. I backed this project so I could show her your sample of the ways kittens plan on destroying the world. If you could draw a picture proving that cats / kittens do indeed plan on murdering us all in our sleep or killing us all by causing a thermonuclear war (while pretending it is accidental) etc., that would go a long way towards resolving this marital dispute and getting me a full night's sleep. Thank you in advance for any help you can provide.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T14:51:48-05:00
Dear Mr. Oatmeal :-) Please draw a pic of a CAT-MOOSE wearing rocket powered rollerskates.
Grace "Ms. Edukitten" M. 2015-02-17T14:51:49-05:00
kittie gangsters.
Atlas Meowed 2015-02-17T14:51:50-05:00
Can you please draw a tall skinny man getting a lumbar puncture done by a cat? :)
Gabrielle Warner 2015-02-17T14:51:51-05:00
Kitties at the cat shelter enjoying the pizza party! I hope they get mini anchovy pizzas.
Design a house for some random person with the sole purpose of making daily life as exciting as possible for them.
Stijn van Osch 2015-02-17T14:52:07-05:00
You clearly need to draw an exploding kitten pizza party... or an exploding pizza kitten party? (Which slice of pizza is the one that will explode your face? You don't know until you take a bite...)
(Also, good luck drawing all of these wonderful suggestions!)
Janet Nguyen 2015-02-17T14:52:08-05:00
Dearest Matthew, I would be most grateful if you could please illustrate a very hairy person wearing a fabulous outfit made out of cats. If you do feel so incline, please add a top hat, bow tie, and full box of pizza. All of which is on top of a glorious rocket ship. Thank you for your consideration and incalculable amount of time and energy that you've invested into this project, you are an amazing human!
Kevin Oliver 2015-02-17T14:52:16-05:00
Draw a picture of kittens at a Card table playing Exploding kittens!
Kendall Catherine Anderson 2015-02-17T14:52:18-05:00
Please draw my cat Nimbus (fat long haired black cat) devouring souls.
I think he should totally do picture of 4 kittens sitting around a table playing a game of Exploding Kittens :-) it would be a nice play on the classic dogs playing poker painting.
Please draw: A Xi Goat. Left to your imagination, of course.
Catherine Gray 2015-02-17T14:52:25-05:00
My doglettes and I huddled together for warmth - power cut in February in the UK (small black miniature Poodle and a small grey Tibetan Terrier) Not sure how to send you a pic but I'm pretty much a female version of the way you draw yourself :)
Sunhan Eren 2015-02-17T14:52:27-05:00
Please draw a unicorn exploding farts of rainbow coloured Nyah nyan cat's splashing into my face like some Japanese money shot! Why? Because well why the hell not??
Chaemea 2015-02-17T14:52:31-05:00
I'd like a picture of my cat not plotting on how to kill me.
You may be asking yourself, " Hey strange person on the internet. Why do you think your cat is trying to kill you?" Let me answer you, strange person on the internet.
My cat has tried to kill me three times this month. Once by laying on my throat as I slept. Once by slamming into my legs while I walked down the stairs causing me to stumble but luckily catch myself before I slammed my face into the ground. Once by chewing on my headphones while they were in my ears and giving me a shock and frying my headphones.
I am always weary and watching my back, because my cat wishes to urinate upon my corpse and feast upon my entrails.
Jeremy Lindsey 2015-02-17T14:52:35-05:00
Draw an over worked, under appreciated, IT tech whose boss is in the background rambling on about nonsense, and a Kraken attacks the boss. That'd make my day.!
Justin Wong 2015-02-17T14:52:35-05:00
My cat (preferably as a nuclear exploding kitten) and dog lounging on our couch
I would like to see
A kitten riding a goat into glorious battle against the backers of the campaign. :D
(Well at least a few backers there are a lot ..)
Mickle Burrbank 2015-02-17T14:52:45-05:00
So many comments, you'll never see this... but I will try in vain!
Please draw Jibbers playing exploding kittens against the mantis shrimp and the red velvet mite, on a table crafted from mite sperm. Thanks!
Alexandr Panek 2015-02-17T14:52:45-05:00
Draw a Schrödinger's cat with Pavlov reflex!
Chris Spurgin 2015-02-17T14:52:49-05:00
This whole drawing comments idea is fantastic. Here's one for you.
Five guys, only they aren't guys, but cats. They each have on a Star Trek uniform from the original series (one red, two blue, one gold, and one casual captain green), and they all have instruments (two guitars, one bass, one keys, one drums). Of course, they are a band, and their tunes spread peace and love, just like Bill and Ted. They may or may not also be surrounded by a rogues gallery of enemies.
Andy Doebele 2015-02-17T14:52:56-05:00
Would you please draw a cat being ridden by a prairie dog who is holding a bazooka? Thanks.
Rosamaria 2015-02-17T14:52:57-05:00
Please draw Frida Kahlo painting an exploding kitten.
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T14:52:59-05:00
DOLLAR BACKERS! DOLLAR BACKERS EVERY WHERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M GOING UNDER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SOMEONE THROW ME A BACON PRESERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T14:53:00-05:00
WEATHER THE STORM, CORPS...
Sarra Cruz 2015-02-17T14:53:00-05:00
Army ants singing in a stainless steel amphitheater.
I'd love to see a picture of this fat, lazy adorable kitty that I lovingly call Mr. Bojangles General Zod Matt Spissu. Her (yes her) nicknames of love include: Senior Bohangales, Stupid Kat, and Penis Face. (ONCE YOU SEE THE PENIS YOU CANNOT UNSEE THE PENIS!) I love her and I love you all. Thank you for Exploding Kittens :-)
A celebrity of your choice being puked on by a kangaroo.
David Leedle 2015-02-17T14:53:45-05:00
Catnado, the rival of sharknado
Don The Idea Guy Snyder 2015-02-17T14:53:50-05:00
Draw someone drowning in ideas (light bulbs)
Amber Taylor 2015-02-17T14:53:56-05:00
We need more hippos. Hippos are jerks. How about a hurt feelings hippo? He just wanted a hug or something but he smothered you to death by mistake.
Stephanie Sheppard 2015-02-17T14:53:56-05:00
Kitten in a fighter jet! Please oh please!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:53:58-05:00
Professor F streaking silly in Exploding Kitten University Ladies Dorm
Laura Swafford 2015-02-17T14:54:00-05:00
Murderous cat love: When your cat lovingly kneads your scalp into shreds with her tiny cat claws and teeth. Crazy cat eyes are a must. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
James Stevenson 2015-02-17T14:54:01-05:00
I think a kilted Braveheart kitty would be appropriate for us Scottish backers. Thanks!
Nicholas Savioli 2015-02-17T14:54:01-05:00
A shark in outerspace eating pizza.
Tara Nylander 2015-02-17T14:54:05-05:00
Draw a cat riding a pegasus
Michael Cohen 2015-02-17T14:54:07-05:00
A Dolphin wearing football helmet beating the crap out of Tom Brady
do my Boots & Scherazade -they have no shame! They are shelter kitties that love pizza!
James Szecsenyi 2015-02-17T14:54:13-05:00
Please draw a Flying Hellfish (from The Simpsons) with great balls of fire (flaming testicles) with a chainsaw for one of his hands and a shark that shoots lasers for the other hand.
Thanks
Kenneth 2015-02-17T14:54:21-05:00
I asked comic book artist Leonardo Manco to sketch me a Scottish warrior in front of a Scottish flag, would be super cool if you could do me the same!!
http://imgur.com/p6Hi3Vz
DRAW MY PETS!
*an overweight dachshund
*a sneaky mini pincher
*2 baby guinea pigs
*fish that die easily
LOVE YOU!
Craig Meadowcroft 2015-02-17T14:54:26-05:00
Hello The Oatmeal, sir! Would you please draw a cat riding a kraken into battle against the Japanese Giant Hornets? And we are so looking forward to our copy of Exploding Kittens! Thanks for being awesome!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T14:54:28-05:00
Professor F streaking silly in Exploding Kitten University Ladies Dorm
Rodrigo 2015-02-17T14:54:28-05:00
Hello. Could you draw a line of human-like hot dogs dancing conga wearing sombreros and maraccas?
Victor Fernandez 2015-02-17T14:54:30-05:00
awww shiet. No really, that's what I want you to draw, a very excited piece of shit.
Steven Cowles 2015-02-17T14:54:30-05:00
Request: The Queen, playing exploding kittens. With Corgis.
Drawing Request: A Star Trek-like redshirt exploding kitten!
The god emperoror of mankind throwing cats at horus
Or my halloween costume this year. http://i.imgur.com/27x6oPN.jpg
A cat in a dishwasher.
A hardcore kitten riding a dragon who breathes pizza instead of fire.
A flying poo powered octopus !
Daryl Dixon shooting a crossbow.With a kitteh arrow. An eye-patch wearing kitteh arrow.
*edit* Please draw my dork of a rottie.
http://imgur.com/zWmXs5P
http://imgur.com/TMBzAzg
@Matt Inman, I humbly request a pic of my cat, Loki, as a professor of history
http://imgur.com/DRDLb40
Please draw my cat doing something exploding kitten related
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/dcubed121/Isis/155251_170435786310383_6016476_n_zpsayy0kvqv.jpg
http://m.imgur.com/6tZXHWc
An Iditarod sled being pulled by a pack of vicious, rabid kittens
Me and my kid :)
http://imgur.com/Ag9UE0B
I don't know, surprise me!
Birds sitting around the firey remains of exploded kitten in revenge for all their lost brethren.
cthulhu-child eating ice cream? http://imgur.com/0yYVznj
A Mantis Shrimp with a top hat and monocle being all distinguished while there is carnage in the background....his carnage...
The cat god of the underworld.
JDLs idea is interesting. We should kickstart this event to pay up Inman to draw the Hitten, Vitten & Nitten in a group image
dickbuttcat
Getting married this year. Can you draw me a save the date? Preferably with bearadactyls.
I wonder if Jared Anderson knows what the word 'dork' means? And will Oatmeal draw his dog like that? lol
Dear Matt,
Please illustrate the baby picture of one of your biggest fans, a supporter of this kickstarter as well as the purchaser of various books/posters of yours, my friend Myles.
http://imgur.com/oDunmBh
Mr. theoatmeal sir, my wife refuses to accept the fact (yes I said fact) that cats are trying to kill us all and that they use cuteness to mislead us. I keep trying to convince her that we should therefore not let the cat sleep on us at night, but she pays me no heed (she even indicated that I might be a little bit paranoid). I have shown her the proof you have generously shared with us in the past on your website, but she remains in denial. I backed this project so I could show her your sample of the ways kittens plan on destroying the world. If you could draw a picture proving that cats / kittens do indeed plan on murdering us all in our sleep or killing us all by causing a thermonuclear war (while pretending it is accidental) etc., that would go a long way towards resolving this marital dispute and getting me a full night's sleep. Thank you in advance for any help you can provide.
Dear Mr. Oatmeal :-) Please draw a pic of a CAT-MOOSE wearing rocket powered rollerskates.
kittie gangsters.
Can you please draw a tall skinny man getting a lumbar puncture done by a cat? :)
Kitties at the cat shelter enjoying the pizza party! I hope they get mini anchovy pizzas.
This is my cat, Marijayne. Please draw her exploding.
http://i.imgur.com/O8a7FAy.jpg
Please draw Kurt Vonnegut and a naked Scarlett Johansson riding a fire-breathing unicorn with Pegasus wings.
Tesla kissing HP Lovecraft with Cthulhu blessing them
Petunia partying hard! http://i.imgur.com/n5Ok2bH.png
X-Files catsssss
Design a house for some random person with the sole purpose of making daily life as exciting as possible for them.
You clearly need to draw an exploding kitten pizza party... or an exploding pizza kitten party? (Which slice of pizza is the one that will explode your face? You don't know until you take a bite...)
(Also, good luck drawing all of these wonderful suggestions!)
Dearest Matthew, I would be most grateful if you could please illustrate a very hairy person wearing a fabulous outfit made out of cats. If you do feel so incline, please add a top hat, bow tie, and full box of pizza. All of which is on top of a glorious rocket ship. Thank you for your consideration and incalculable amount of time and energy that you've invested into this project, you are an amazing human!
Draw a picture of kittens at a Card table playing Exploding kittens!
Please draw my cat Nimbus (fat long haired black cat) devouring souls.
I think he should totally do picture of 4 kittens sitting around a table playing a game of Exploding Kittens :-) it would be a nice play on the classic dogs playing poker painting.
kittify me! http://i.imgur.com/ohSAoza.jpg
Our polydactyl Moxie's reaction to the success of Exploding Kittens...
http://imgur.com/E22o8JY
Cats with thumbs are the next evolutionary step.
Please draw: A Xi Goat. Left to your imagination, of course.
My doglettes and I huddled together for warmth - power cut in February in the UK (small black miniature Poodle and a small grey Tibetan Terrier) Not sure how to send you a pic but I'm pretty much a female version of the way you draw yourself :)
Please draw a unicorn exploding farts of rainbow coloured Nyah nyan cat's splashing into my face like some Japanese money shot! Why? Because well why the hell not??
I'd like a picture of my cat not plotting on how to kill me.
This is a picture of my cat plotting my death: http://i.imgur.com/0VDY1VH.jpg…
Here is a picture of my cat surprised I am not dead yet: http://i.imgur.com/2XLtIiR.jpg…
You may be asking yourself, " Hey strange person on the internet. Why do you think your cat is trying to kill you?" Let me answer you, strange person on the internet.
My cat has tried to kill me three times this month. Once by laying on my throat as I slept. Once by slamming into my legs while I walked down the stairs causing me to stumble but luckily catch myself before I slammed my face into the ground. Once by chewing on my headphones while they were in my ears and giving me a shock and frying my headphones.
I am always weary and watching my back, because my cat wishes to urinate upon my corpse and feast upon my entrails.
Draw an over worked, under appreciated, IT tech whose boss is in the background rambling on about nonsense, and a Kraken attacks the boss. That'd make my day.!
My cat (preferably as a nuclear exploding kitten) and dog lounging on our couch
http://i.imgur.com/NT9ZnJD.jpg
Please draw me a picture of a cat with a rainbow unicorn main, tail, and horn eating a burrito on a motor scooter. Please and thank you.
@Matthew, me streaking
Exploding Kitteh in microwave. (He put himself in there, I swear!)
http://imgur.com/m32aTco
I would like to see
A kitten riding a goat into glorious battle against the backers of the campaign. :D
(Well at least a few backers there are a lot ..)
So many comments, you'll never see this... but I will try in vain!
Please draw Jibbers playing exploding kittens against the mantis shrimp and the red velvet mite, on a table crafted from mite sperm. Thanks!
Draw a Schrödinger's cat with Pavlov reflex!
This whole drawing comments idea is fantastic. Here's one for you.
Five guys, only they aren't guys, but cats. They each have on a Star Trek uniform from the original series (one red, two blue, one gold, and one casual captain green), and they all have instruments (two guitars, one bass, one keys, one drums). Of course, they are a band, and their tunes spread peace and love, just like Bill and Ted. They may or may not also be surrounded by a rogues gallery of enemies.
Would you please draw a cat being ridden by a prairie dog who is holding a bazooka? Thanks.
Please draw Frida Kahlo painting an exploding kitten.
DOLLAR BACKERS! DOLLAR BACKERS EVERY WHERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M GOING UNDER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SOMEONE THROW ME A BACON PRESERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEATHER THE STORM, CORPS...
Army ants singing in a stainless steel amphitheater.
http://imgur.com/gallery/v9q7EEn
Thanks for the opportunity!
For those wanting to follow Oatmeal's comments when he posts a new image here:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
I think we need a visual representation of what we might look like when we gaze upon the new surprise in the box.
Hello, Gang. Please draw international fat rapper Fubsy McChubberson.
http://imgur.com/GKM6CRi
Me Streaking
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php… My doodle humping my german shepherd.
The Pope cussing at technology trying to change his password.
I'd love to have this drawn, please I beg of you. http://i.imgur.com/L4uB1oI.jpg
Please, for the love of all that is holy, draw some form of this:
http://i.imgur.com/9Kh66Si.gif
Bonus for bulging eyes. And hot dogs. Lots of hot dogs.
You should draw the Bobcats riding unicorns into battle!
me doing science! plants, i am your father! http://imgur.com/u6r75Dw and hoping to get drawn!
Draw what the bob cats think of this kickstarter campaign.
You should draw a kitten and a wolf pup!
Please draw my two boys "playing": http://instagram.com/p/zGsy81Ll8y/…
I'd love to see a picture of this fat, lazy adorable kitty that I lovingly call Mr. Bojangles General Zod Matt Spissu. Her (yes her) nicknames of love include: Senior Bohangales, Stupid Kat, and Penis Face. (ONCE YOU SEE THE PENIS YOU CANNOT UNSEE THE PENIS!) I love her and I love you all. Thank you for Exploding Kittens :-)
http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv139/sspissu/10371437_10103235258657573_5054503363628896677_n_zpskncjylxr.jpg
Hairy bikini man modeling with his hairy bikini kitty.
@KittenCorpsers...some Salvation ChillStep for you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Holy Everloving Fucknuggets! #WreckInmansDrawingHand
A celebrity of your choice being puked on by a kangaroo.
Catnado, the rival of sharknado
Draw someone drowning in ideas (light bulbs)
We need more hippos. Hippos are jerks. How about a hurt feelings hippo? He just wanted a hug or something but he smothered you to death by mistake.
Kitten in a fighter jet! Please oh please!
Professor F streaking silly in Exploding Kitten University Ladies Dorm
Murderous cat love: When your cat lovingly kneads your scalp into shreds with her tiny cat claws and teeth. Crazy cat eyes are a must. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
I think a kilted Braveheart kitty would be appropriate for us Scottish backers. Thanks!
A shark in outerspace eating pizza.
Draw a cat riding a pegasus
A Dolphin wearing football helmet beating the crap out of Tom Brady
http://i.imgur.com/3vmciQC.jpg
Kitties in Christmas Jackets
do my Boots & Scherazade -they have no shame! They are shelter kitties that love pizza!
Please draw a Flying Hellfish (from The Simpsons) with great balls of fire (flaming testicles) with a chainsaw for one of his hands and a shark that shoots lasers for the other hand.
Thanks
I asked comic book artist Leonardo Manco to sketch me a Scottish warrior in front of a Scottish flag, would be super cool if you could do me the same!!
http://imgur.com/p6Hi3Vz
http://imgur.com/pcThbTG
DRAW MY PETS!
*an overweight dachshund
*a sneaky mini pincher
*2 baby guinea pigs
*fish that die easily
LOVE YOU!
Hello The Oatmeal, sir! Would you please draw a cat riding a kraken into battle against the Japanese Giant Hornets? And we are so looking forward to our copy of Exploding Kittens! Thanks for being awesome!
Professor F streaking silly in Exploding Kitten University Ladies Dorm
Hello. Could you draw a line of human-like hot dogs dancing conga wearing sombreros and maraccas?
awww shiet. No really, that's what I want you to draw, a very excited piece of shit.
Request: The Queen, playing exploding kittens. With Corgis.
Please draw this http://imgur.com/5YA7xFm