Mr Oatmeal please draw two kittens playing frisbee with a circular saw blade
Donald Boley 2015-02-17T15:04:05-05:00
How about drawing a potato cat eating a magical enchilada while taking a selfie with a goat wearing cat ears and that has weaponized back hair? Either the cat or the goat can have the back hair...I don't care witch :)
Charles Toporek 2015-02-17T15:04:07-05:00
Our older cat, Phineas (https://www.flickr.com/photos/chuckdude/2765960687/) refuses to cover his shit in the litter box. Please draw something that accurately depicts Phin leaving the scene after dropping a kitty bomb.
PS: Thank you, we love you.
Gina Hlavaty 2015-02-17T15:04:12-05:00
Draw a picture of me so super excited about the Exploding Kittens game I have to stifle my screams of joy with my fluffy Siamese cat.
Genevieve 2015-02-17T15:04:14-05:00
A kitten the size of the mothership from Independence Day, hovering menacingly over New York, seconds from unleashing a mighty hairball the likes of which the world has never seen.
Dustin Miller 2015-02-17T15:04:14-05:00
HEY! FUNNYJUNK BLERCH MOTHERF$&KING PTERODACTYL!
There, got your attention among the other (43,687 and growing, oh jesus god the number keeps going up as I type) comments. Okay, that took me FIFTEEN MINUTES because I kept updating that damn comment number like I have some kind of numeric OCD, and now I am gently weeping all over my keyboard.
ANYWAY, my biz partner and all around bestie (who lives in another state) could use some real serious cheering up. She's got one dog that pisses little spots all over, another that tries to eat the face off the first one, two horses that are all like "you dogs, seriously, what the fuck?" and a hedgehog that just makes weird foam with his saliva when he likes the way you smell.
You probably already have something like this kicking around, so if you could just slap on "For Heather" or some shit, that'd be awesomesauce. Anyway, the request:
A unicorn crapping out rainbows. "For Heather", somewhere on that.
Thanks a shit-ton, in advance, if you even see this and give it a fraction of a moment's thought. 43,697, damn it.
Robin Waters 2015-02-17T15:04:20-05:00
Feminist cats with body hair burning bras #freethecatnipples
Andrea 2015-02-17T15:04:22-05:00
Drawing request: A(n exploding) kitten riding into battle on the back of the dog Rambo.
Christina G 2015-02-17T15:04:22-05:00
Could you draw a polar bear and cuttlefish in a convertible driving through a Tuscan village eating everything in sight (with 2 cats in the backseat)? kthx
Jeff Worley 2015-02-17T15:04:23-05:00
Draw Yub Yub, cuddler of meats.
Superpunky900 2015-02-17T15:04:25-05:00
A draw of a kitten tesla breaking a light bulb in a doggie Edison´s head could be sweet, I think. Thanks for the awesome pictures Mat :)
Trisha O'Neill 2015-02-17T15:04:25-05:00
Tesla building an exploding cat..
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:04:25-05:00
My asexual crotch is looking for some penciling Inman
Keely Strong 2015-02-17T15:04:29-05:00
A Twitter feed drinking game drunken participant, watching the kickstarter drawing request feed and riding the subway
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:04:30-05:00
(Floating in my bacon preserver.)
"Crunch, nom nom nom"
Well, whoever tossed me my preserver, thank you. Now I can float languidly while I ride this storm of requests.
A giant evil french toast riding a fire-breathing baked potato (with chives and sour cream) fighting a plastic fork wearing a top hat.
Katherine Barrow 2015-02-17T15:04:43-05:00
Please draw a post-apocalyptic beaver in a gas mask :D
Renee DeMatteo 2015-02-17T15:04:43-05:00
Requesting a drawing. I foster cats 'n kittens for a rescue (over 300 to date!), and am therefore usually walking in ankle-deep clouds of fur. I would love an image of a horde (a modest horde is fine, of course) of cats/kittens sailing or surfing on fur waves.
OR, a human arm (mine, but only you and I will know that) thrusting out from under a mass of cats/kittens, like a cat-lady-zombie escaping from a feline burial mound.
Thank you! Even if you don't do mine, thank you for doing any at all!
Paul Cooley 2015-02-17T15:04:50-05:00
Hockey playing Pickle Hotdog that just scored the game winner in the big game
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:04:50-05:00
...Maybe this is the work of Wicked Felina - freezing our commentary...
Jennifer Hess 2015-02-17T15:04:50-05:00
What about a ninja kitten riding a unicorn on their way to battle in the name of jibbers?
Al Baxter 2015-02-17T15:04:51-05:00
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-17T15:04:59-05:00
Also a kitten dressed up like an old school villian (mustach top hat and such) holding a bomb(old school round black one)
Sarah TehGreatest 2015-02-17T15:05:00-05:00
A drunken, frat puke corgi vomiting a puddle in the shape of a heart...I forgot to get my husband a card this year.
Barbara Palace 2015-02-17T15:05:00-05:00
Cats kill. Dogs protect: "must protect my people from the zombie horde...." http://imgur.com/yjI78ts
Shamruckus 2015-02-17T15:05:06-05:00
BANANA DICE! Come now, it's brilliant. They're in a frigging tree for goodness sake.
http://j.mp/EXPLODINGBANANAS BANANANANANANANANNANANAANA!
It's like CANADA but ...different!
Blair Koch 2015-02-17T15:05:06-05:00
A pug fighting a tabby cat UFC-style
Yeri Tiete 2015-02-17T15:05:08-05:00
A dragon kitten !
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T15:05:18-05:00
It's really not that many pictures. He's just gong to draw until he wants to quit. Each drawing is taking about ten minutes per drawing, so that's about six per hour. Most drawings requests won't get done.
Andrew DeGood 2015-02-17T15:05:23-05:00
An Albino Lobster riding a Unicorn (feel free to add pooping Rainbows if so desired)
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:05:23-05:00
Draw french frie eating kittens
Al Baxter 2015-02-17T15:05:23-05:00
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:05:27-05:00
I lost my privates back on another timeline. I need a redraw
Leon Römer 2015-02-17T15:05:28-05:00
Please draw: A cat as a russian tankcommander on a tank with a melee weapon of some sort.
It would be something in the vain of http://i.imgur.com/BgJmlbN.jpg
Robert Tremaroli 2015-02-17T15:05:37-05:00
Draw a cat zombie cat biting a goat who is taking a selfie
Shamruckus 2015-02-17T15:05:49-05:00
We broke imgur.com. Haha.
Catharine Chen 2015-02-17T15:05:50-05:00
Porcupine + jellyfish: forbidden love.
john collins 2015-02-17T15:05:54-05:00
We gave our cat away yesterday as we are moving and the landlord doesn't allow pets. I received a phone call today from the new owners saying they decided to take her to a shelter.... Draw my SADNESS!! :(
Alison Waddell 2015-02-17T15:05:55-05:00
Pack of koala ninjas. 'nuff said.
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T15:05:55-05:00
Or @Matthew Inman a Darwin Kitten on the Beagle :)
Jean-Maxime Marleau 2015-02-17T15:05:55-05:00
A kitten driving a galactic space boat aka Tesla model S
Please. Pretty please
Marissa "Blondie" Brice 2015-02-17T15:05:56-05:00
Okay this comment section is exploding with ppl who want drawing so I'm going to bow out, see you later Kitten Corps! Have a nice day!
Please Draw a kitting flying through the cosmos on a piece of pizza
Jennifer Abrevaya 2015-02-17T15:06:22-05:00
A big fat cat dumping litter out of his litterbox with a bucket, like he's bailing water out of a boat. (I swear my cat must do this when I'm not looking, because there are always piles of freaking litter outside the box.)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:06:23-05:00
@Blondie, of course you are.
Gav N Sarah Danby-Cooper 2015-02-17T15:06:24-05:00
Me and the wife have backed this and where so excited.
Please can you draw this handsome chap who is smug as well as cunning
He started puking, stepped forward into it, freaked out because his foot was wet, and then lurched and jumped spasticly across the kitchen while continuing to puke.
Remember the Murder Van they built at the end of Dawn of the Dead? All I can picture is the cats built their own and they're mowing through another of the fine suggestions in these comments.
Christopher Goeden 2015-02-17T15:06:29-05:00
Will ferrell vs Sean Connery SNL Standoff of Celeberty Jeopardy. Le Tits Now!
Please draw link on the ground screaming with a xenomorph (alien) bursting out of his chest whilst holding a heart
Nick Griffin 2015-02-17T15:06:45-05:00
Draw a picture of you 3 laughing all the way to the bank...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:06:49-05:00
I'v backed this project with about 34b kittydollars.
Robert Tremaroli 2015-02-17T15:06:50-05:00
Please draw a zombie cat who is biting a goat who is taking a selfie.
Nicole Aline Legault 2015-02-17T15:06:55-05:00
*`````*please draw: elan lee defusing an exploding kitten with his own hands and i will draw you drawing elan lee defusing an exploding kitten in return. <3 *`````*
How about a drawing of kittens exploding while playing Exploding Kittens ... with potato cats eating tacos prepared by goats? Perfectly normal stuff, right? Maybe, add a gratuitous mantis shrimp for good measure.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-17T15:06:57-05:00
@Blondie, later!
Andy Little 2015-02-17T15:07:00-05:00
My friends, the Coxless Crew, are four women going to row across the Pacific this spring. What sea creature dangers might they face?
Brad Jasperson 2015-02-17T15:07:01-05:00
Can you draw a giant kitten eating the Kickstarter projects that Exploding Kittens obliterated?
It's Shrove Tuesday, meaning pancakes galore. Could you please illustrate a cat pancake, or can making sweet love to a pancake, or vice versa. Some Nutella in there would be nice.
And bananas.
Kelly Fowler 2015-02-17T15:07:20-05:00
Please draw a boxer dog with a nefarious mustache piloting a hot air balloon. His name will be Fezzik.
Gillian Droeger 2015-02-17T15:07:21-05:00
A mushroom on fire.
Anna Driscoll 2015-02-17T15:07:22-05:00
Wrote this on my whiteboard today: Sometimes you just need to realize the horse is dead and all that beating will only bring harm upon yourself.
http://imgur.com/FDKBDnn
Miracle Max and Wilby J. Roo dreaming of catnip cocktails.
Willow is waiting for the game. http://imgur.com/Zm8dD
Please draw my son riding a riding a shark, around the earth with a cat! :) Come on, who wouldn't want to see that!
http://imgur.com/j69xYOB
Draw the famous Monty Python and the holy grail scene - only with a kitten instead of a rabbit! :D
And are we getting close to most posts ??????
Please, oh holy Oatmeal of The, bestow upon your lowly fan a truly wondrous image of a Phoenix drinking Scotch on the rocks.
Sriracha and Pterodactyls,
DJ
Draw Kirby eating an exploding kitten and taking its powers!!!
My kittehs disapprove of my phone time: http://imgur.com/nY6eHIj
Draw a Batcat batman as a Cat
Mr. Oatmeal,
Please select me and my girlfriends cat to be depicted in one of your funnies!!!
http://i.imgur.com/0LaaT2d.jpg
Mr Oatmeal please draw two kittens playing frisbee with a circular saw blade
How about drawing a potato cat eating a magical enchilada while taking a selfie with a goat wearing cat ears and that has weaponized back hair? Either the cat or the goat can have the back hair...I don't care witch :)
Our older cat, Phineas (https://www.flickr.com/photos/chuckdude/2765960687/) refuses to cover his shit in the litter box. Please draw something that accurately depicts Phin leaving the scene after dropping a kitty bomb.
PS: Thank you, we love you.
Draw a picture of me so super excited about the Exploding Kittens game I have to stifle my screams of joy with my fluffy Siamese cat.
A kitten the size of the mothership from Independence Day, hovering menacingly over New York, seconds from unleashing a mighty hairball the likes of which the world has never seen.
HEY! FUNNYJUNK BLERCH MOTHERF$&KING PTERODACTYL!
There, got your attention among the other (43,687 and growing, oh jesus god the number keeps going up as I type) comments. Okay, that took me FIFTEEN MINUTES because I kept updating that damn comment number like I have some kind of numeric OCD, and now I am gently weeping all over my keyboard.
ANYWAY, my biz partner and all around bestie (who lives in another state) could use some real serious cheering up. She's got one dog that pisses little spots all over, another that tries to eat the face off the first one, two horses that are all like "you dogs, seriously, what the fuck?" and a hedgehog that just makes weird foam with his saliva when he likes the way you smell.
You probably already have something like this kicking around, so if you could just slap on "For Heather" or some shit, that'd be awesomesauce. Anyway, the request:
A unicorn crapping out rainbows. "For Heather", somewhere on that.
Thanks a shit-ton, in advance, if you even see this and give it a fraction of a moment's thought. 43,697, damn it.
Feminist cats with body hair burning bras #freethecatnipples
Drawing request: A(n exploding) kitten riding into battle on the back of the dog Rambo.
Could you draw a polar bear and cuttlefish in a convertible driving through a Tuscan village eating everything in sight (with 2 cats in the backseat)? kthx
Draw Yub Yub, cuddler of meats.
A draw of a kitten tesla breaking a light bulb in a doggie Edison´s head could be sweet, I think. Thanks for the awesome pictures Mat :)
Tesla building an exploding cat..
My asexual crotch is looking for some penciling Inman
A Twitter feed drinking game drunken participant, watching the kickstarter drawing request feed and riding the subway
(Floating in my bacon preserver.)
"Crunch, nom nom nom"
Well, whoever tossed me my preserver, thank you. Now I can float languidly while I ride this storm of requests.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A giant evil french toast riding a fire-breathing baked potato (with chives and sour cream) fighting a plastic fork wearing a top hat.
Please draw a post-apocalyptic beaver in a gas mask :D
Requesting a drawing. I foster cats 'n kittens for a rescue (over 300 to date!), and am therefore usually walking in ankle-deep clouds of fur. I would love an image of a horde (a modest horde is fine, of course) of cats/kittens sailing or surfing on fur waves.
OR, a human arm (mine, but only you and I will know that) thrusting out from under a mass of cats/kittens, like a cat-lady-zombie escaping from a feline burial mound.
Thank you! Even if you don't do mine, thank you for doing any at all!
Hockey playing Pickle Hotdog that just scored the game winner in the big game
...Maybe this is the work of Wicked Felina - freezing our commentary...
What about a ninja kitten riding a unicorn on their way to battle in the name of jibbers?
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
This guy: http://imgur.com/6I5XJKa
Please draw my one-eyed, toothless, FIV+ cat, Conan http://i.imgur.com/DKPYI0a.png
My asexual crotch is looking for some penciling Inman
I would like to see evil bunnies trick a kitten into jumping on a launch button. Evil bunnies are the worst.
Can you draw us, 1st wedding anniversary in March. http://imgur.com/Q6tsm2G
Also a kitten dressed up like an old school villian (mustach top hat and such) holding a bomb(old school round black one)
A drunken, frat puke corgi vomiting a puddle in the shape of a heart...I forgot to get my husband a card this year.
Cats kill. Dogs protect: "must protect my people from the zombie horde...." http://imgur.com/yjI78ts
BANANA DICE! Come now, it's brilliant. They're in a frigging tree for goodness sake.
http://j.mp/EXPLODINGBANANAS
BANANANANANANANANNANANAANA!
It's like CANADA but ...different!
A pug fighting a tabby cat UFC-style
A dragon kitten !
It's really not that many pictures. He's just gong to draw until he wants to quit. Each drawing is taking about ten minutes per drawing, so that's about six per hour. Most drawings requests won't get done.
An Albino Lobster riding a Unicorn (feel free to add pooping Rainbows if so desired)
Draw french frie eating kittens
Please draw a cat-muffin and a dog-donut having a lightsaber battle
I lost my privates back on another timeline. I need a redraw
Please draw: A cat as a russian tankcommander on a tank with a melee weapon of some sort.
It would be something in the vain of http://i.imgur.com/BgJmlbN.jpg
Draw a cat zombie cat biting a goat who is taking a selfie
We broke imgur.com. Haha.
Porcupine + jellyfish: forbidden love.
We gave our cat away yesterday as we are moving and the landlord doesn't allow pets. I received a phone call today from the new owners saying they decided to take her to a shelter.... Draw my SADNESS!! :(
Pack of koala ninjas. 'nuff said.
Or @Matthew Inman a Darwin Kitten on the Beagle :)
A kitten driving a galactic space boat aka Tesla model S
Please. Pretty please
Okay this comment section is exploding with ppl who want drawing so I'm going to bow out, see you later Kitten Corps! Have a nice day!
We should kidnap and enslave Inman
The Blerch does (or inhibiting, rather) CrossFit!
Please draw: https://500px.com/photo/85120227/another-point-of-interest-by-mark-chen
A cat with a face tattoo of a dog
Otter/kitten avocado nimbus rhapsody
A texting cat. http://www.tmsjnet.com/lexi.png
Please Draw a kitting flying through the cosmos on a piece of pizza
A big fat cat dumping litter out of his litterbox with a bucket, like he's bailing water out of a boat. (I swear my cat must do this when I'm not looking, because there are always piles of freaking litter outside the box.)
@Blondie, of course you are.
Me and the wife have backed this and where so excited.
Please can you draw this handsome chap who is smug as well as cunning
http://i.imgur.com/x9LcbGom.jpg
Thanks x
My cat did his favorite trick today:
He started puking, stepped forward into it, freaked out because his foot was wet, and then lurched and jumped spasticly across the kitchen while continuing to puke.
nice pic mark
Draw my cats!
http://i.imgur.com/DsGUsdU.jpg
Remember the Murder Van they built at the end of Dawn of the Dead? All I can picture is the cats built their own and they're mowing through another of the fine suggestions in these comments.
Will ferrell vs Sean Connery SNL Standoff of Celeberty Jeopardy. Le Tits Now!
Draw this picture of my mom:
http://imgur.com/iOvG3DK
I think we already have @ProF
Please draw link on the ground screaming with a xenomorph (alien) bursting out of his chest whilst holding a heart
Draw a picture of you 3 laughing all the way to the bank...
I'v backed this project with about 34b kittydollars.
Please draw a zombie cat who is biting a goat who is taking a selfie.
*`````*please draw: elan lee defusing an exploding kitten with his own hands and i will draw you drawing elan lee defusing an exploding kitten in return. <3 *`````*
If you could kindly draw my pooch and his least favorite Angry Bird chew toy. He hates its smug face.
http://postimg.org/image/ptp20mt9f/
Please oatmealize the simpsonized picture of me...
http://imgur.com/Dkk491l
How about a drawing of kittens exploding while playing Exploding Kittens ... with potato cats eating tacos prepared by goats? Perfectly normal stuff, right? Maybe, add a gratuitous mantis shrimp for good measure.
@Blondie, later!
My friends, the Coxless Crew, are four women going to row across the Pacific this spring. What sea creature dangers might they face?
Can you draw a giant kitten eating the Kickstarter projects that Exploding Kittens obliterated?
My Christmas critters. http://i.imgur.com/azWJzyi.jpg
Zombie Pancakes.
:)
Sushi kitty!
If you could draw a 1337 hacker kitten hacking into the kickstarter mainframe, that would be awesome.
I think we can all agree that cats and a horse wearing a jetpack at a pizza party would be worthy of drawing.
https://imgur.com/NhOXPSX
It's Shrove Tuesday, meaning pancakes galore. Could you please illustrate a cat pancake, or can making sweet love to a pancake, or vice versa. Some Nutella in there would be nice.
And bananas.
Please draw a boxer dog with a nefarious mustache piloting a hot air balloon. His name will be Fezzik.
A mushroom on fire.
Wrote this on my whiteboard today: Sometimes you just need to realize the horse is dead and all that beating will only bring harm upon yourself.
Can you please expanded on this pic of my son?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Hi! I'm one of those people trying to go to Mars... Can you please draw what we will find when we land?!
alright Kittencorps I have to leave this or my brain is gonna explode. I'll be on his update section of kickstarter until this shit storm is done.
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
http://i.imgur.com/jcW4BAS.png
http://i.imgur.com/FwfUUQt.png
dog with human hands and feet