Exploding kittens in space, please � (PS there is no sound in space so this should be easy, right?)
Christopher Ruppel 2015-02-17T15:12:00-05:00
Please illustrate a sassy squirrel with a large coffee.
Jennifer Deaton 2015-02-17T15:12:02-05:00
My 12 year old son comes up with elaborate back stories while he plays with the dog. Here's what I overheard today: Evie must heed the commands of the Omnipotent Legend Sock that my son serves or be banished to the salt mines for an eeeeeternity. They are locked in a fight for her mortal soul as she writhes in agony. But, it was a ruse, and now she is feasting on his organs to become an immortal god because her pantheon awaits. In the photo she is patiently waiting for her immortal soul to defrost. Somehow she always escapes to fight another battle.
Evie: http://imgur.com/bQZUFfc My son: http://imgur.com/byAdOvD
Rishi Vohora 2015-02-17T15:12:02-05:00
Imagine a guitar. Now imagine the headstock is a demon and the strings are, like, snakes, and the guitar is made like stone that's on fire. Now that'd be a bad ass guitar. I'd want that guitar. Please draw it for me while I play my acoustic that is cracked and literally held together by duct tape. Thanks, man.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T15:12:03-05:00
@LZ...that's awesome, looking forward to the new webcomic!
It would be awesome if you would draw my cat, Lisa. I rescued her from Afghanistan on my last deployment. I'm pretty sure she is a terrorist, and setting up sleeper cells of feral cats in my neighborhood. She might also be involved in the cat nip hustle.
Please draw two small children, approximately ages 5 and 6, riding their silver back gorilla-like father. Please don't forget their tiny hand clutching fist-fulls of back hair. That's super-important. Thanks!
I respectfully request a drawing of:
A Super Squirrel, defending the world from nut thieves and dog-marauders. Possibly exploding kittens in the process.
Thank you for sharing your talents!
Andrea Libby 2015-02-17T15:12:24-05:00
Please draw a panda eating pizza.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:12:26-05:00
I have no genitals. Draw that...
David Splittberger 2015-02-17T15:12:28-05:00
Please draw Tom Brady and Bill Belichick setting a basket of kittens on fire while Russel Wilson crys in a corner and Gronk pole dances in the background
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:12:32-05:00
Damn, why didn't Inman do this more than once? At this pace we'd crush the comments record.
Amanda Morse 2015-02-17T15:12:32-05:00
I'd frame a drawing of a kitten warlord actually pushing the Big Red Button to destroy the world.
Carol Blum 2015-02-17T15:12:34-05:00
Please draw a mantis shrimp riding a cat that is riding a unicorn that is leaping over a water spout (tornadoes are so last year) to go visit a dolphin that is drinking a fancy tropical drink! (Subtext: the mantis is stoned and has temporarily renounced his violent ways; the mantis, cat and unicorn are all heading to join their dolphin buddy who is participating in the exploding kittens drinking game...the more you know!)
Cal "Blackhawk" Rasmussen 2015-02-17T15:12:35-05:00
Please draw a cat chef!
Eric Torres 2015-02-17T15:12:37-05:00
I would die a happy man if you you would draw the photo that me and my daughter submitted for the Weaponized Back Hair achievement!
Julie Bell 2015-02-17T15:12:40-05:00
Please draw my excellent husband covered with cats - we have five and he takes care of all their more unpleasant needs as well as loves them to bits.
http://imgur.com/d8agPqc
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:12:41-05:00
Cham & Speese
Charlie Huggard 2015-02-17T15:12:47-05:00
Perhaps a drawing of Sea Monkeys (or actual Kittens) doing play testing of Exploding Kittens?
Yevi 2015-02-17T15:12:48-05:00
Where are the completed drawings going? Is there a place to look at all of them?
Jennifer Brunner 2015-02-17T15:12:50-05:00
Shomit. This is when your dog eats cat shit treats out of the litter box and vomits them back up in a steamy heap of partially digested grossness.
Stephen Addison 2015-02-17T15:12:52-05:00
Can you draw Darth Vader riding on a T-Rex?
Angie Leith 2015-02-17T15:12:53-05:00
Can you draw you and a kitten having a pizza party?
Michael Zehner 2015-02-17T15:12:56-05:00
Please draw a herd of wiener dogs frantically attempting to escape a cat riding a nuke, or something equally terrifying
Ryan Powers 2015-02-17T15:12:56-05:00
Draw a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon.
Naomi Stokes 2015-02-17T15:12:56-05:00
Drawing request please: my evil fat cat, who has taken to sitting on my 7 month old daughter's head! I try and remove her (without getting up) by throwing whatever comes to hand... Chocolate... Wine bottles... Phones... (If it helps, the doctor has recently told me my daughter has tested highly allergic to cats!)
Cory Ondrejka 2015-02-17T15:12:56-05:00
Thank you for this awesome project! I was hoping my 13 year old dog would survive to play exploding kittens. Sadly, he died yesterday, so I would love a version of this photo of him: http://imgur.com/RI1Mq6Q
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:12:57-05:00
Please draw some adverbs
Suzanne Stein 2015-02-17T15:12:58-05:00
It would be awesome if you could draw a picture of a guy with a message shaved into his back hair... because my husband wouldn't let me do it to him for a pic submission. You're the best, Matt. :)
I have no objection if there are kittens exploding in the background, or a bazooka wielding warthog - though that doesn't really make all that much sense.
Please draw my favorite picture of my kitty I had to put down. I miss her.
Gary Fuller 2015-02-17T15:13:08-05:00
Matt, would you please draw a runner who is just completing a very slow 4 hour plus half marathon making it just ahead of the Blerch? 'cause I need some motivation to get across that line ahead of that beast.
Gav N Sarah Danby-Cooper 2015-02-17T15:13:40-05:00
This fine kitty
ttp://i.imgur.com/UklVY3e.jpg Xxxxxxxxx
Peer van Tienen 2015-02-17T15:13:40-05:00
My friend Mark is in the hospital at the moment with acollapsed lung. Of course he's a cat lover. If you can think of something funny that combines exploding kittens with a collapsed lung. I would really like that :).
Yay for exploding kittens! and hello from saint paul's hospital in vancouver! I was wondering if you might have a moment to draw for me a kitten with an oxygen tank, maybe playing with matches? Sounds explosive to me! And would mean alot to me. Thanks in advance! :) *Hugs & purrs!*
Can you please draw a picture of a Zebra Queen holding hands with a pair of fancy blonde pants, a banana with hipster glasses, and a French snail?
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:13:48-05:00
Still waiting to see Mr. Inman's self portrait as he gets crushed under an avalanche of KS requests.
That or of his wrist snapping from overheating.
Brandon Graham 2015-02-17T15:13:51-05:00
Hi Matt. Please draw my wife getting rejected by her niece in this picture. Thanks!
http://imgur.com/cFX3Dzp
Mack 2015-02-17T15:13:53-05:00
Lately my cat has been obsessed with my penguin pillow pet, so maybe something with a cat that looks like a cow and a pillow pet? http://i.imgur.com/juwBMaX.jpg
Jason 2015-02-17T15:13:56-05:00
Edison getting schooled by Tesla in an intense Exploding Kittens game! (include other various geniuses such as Musk and Gates egging them on)
Karen 2015-02-17T15:13:57-05:00
My fat cat Maximus D Catticus in a fight to the death with a mantis shrimp
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:14:00-05:00
Love to see kittens or other small animals playing with matches / fire.
Please, please, please draw two pugs with tongues hanging out, sitting with their back legs straight and staring off into space. This is what I come home to every night. They are ugly and stupid and I love them!
Lindonloomon 2015-02-17T15:14:04-05:00
I WILL love you forever and also this pic of a PortuCat i met in Portugal if you would only draw it pelase. PS. I love you anyway... http://i.imgur.com/zcAOKSR.jpg
This is Archer, one of your backers in his Tesla Halloween Costume. He's 12 years old and a huge fan of the Oatmeal and of Tesla. If you drew him, he would be ecstatic!
meta art - kitten's mind exploding at kitten art requests
Erika Reichard 2015-02-17T15:14:17-05:00
Draw:
AFK - Pudding emergency!!!
J Fert 2015-02-17T15:14:19-05:00
Please draw me a Wizard and Sasquatch punching each other in the face on the edge of a cliff. You're the best, thanks.
iamcorrinne 2015-02-17T15:14:21-05:00
I would love it if you would draw my pain -- that is, trying to cook a meal with two kids and three cats harassing me, the cats engaging in some sort of human powered merry-go-round as I try to keep them off the counters while I prepare food...
Nicholas Schnyder 2015-02-17T15:14:24-05:00
Draw a shih tsu fighting a tiny bison over a squeaky toy. Thanks!
Ying Wu 2015-02-17T15:14:26-05:00
Please draw yourself sitting on the toilet taking a shit, but you're sitting backwards on the toilet (facing the tank) and you are drawing on your laptop which is placed on top of the toilet water tank.
@Creeper! Send in the CupcakeS!
Mentally picture my french bulldog playing cards with his kittens "The Bobs".
I'm trying to help by keeping a running list CB..... you seem to be better at this than me :(: be it comedy or tragedy..... (:)
a shiba inu with a hand granade
Late for the party, people! Food's over!
Can you draw a kitten farting in the mouth of a sleeping person!
The only person welcome here is ME
http://i.imgur.com/xfBAEeO.jpg
Could you please Draw a Mad Cyborg Kitten run off of a Tesla Tower
Who wants start the drinking game on twitter?!?
please draw a drunk laptop
A dog eating kitten treats with a laser guided bullseye on it.
BMX is where it's at... im 43 and back in my childhood stage - married with a house, kid and a dog of some sort. I'd be stoked if you could do an image of this... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10387392_10205941283159230_5387739232190324709_n.jpg… with whatever artistic twist you wish. Rock on! \m/
Exploding kittens in space, please � (PS there is no sound in space so this should be easy, right?)
Please illustrate a sassy squirrel with a large coffee.
My 12 year old son comes up with elaborate back stories while he plays with the dog. Here's what I overheard today: Evie must heed the commands of the Omnipotent Legend Sock that my son serves or be banished to the salt mines for an eeeeeternity. They are locked in a fight for her mortal soul as she writhes in agony. But, it was a ruse, and now she is feasting on his organs to become an immortal god because her pantheon awaits. In the photo she is patiently waiting for her immortal soul to defrost. Somehow she always escapes to fight another battle.
Evie: http://imgur.com/bQZUFfc
My son: http://imgur.com/byAdOvD
Imagine a guitar. Now imagine the headstock is a demon and the strings are, like, snakes, and the guitar is made like stone that's on fire. Now that'd be a bad ass guitar. I'd want that guitar. Please draw it for me while I play my acoustic that is cracked and literally held together by duct tape. Thanks, man.
@LZ...that's awesome, looking forward to the new webcomic!
Draw the materialization of Stuxnet!
THE POSTED DRAWINGS THUS FAR
http://www.kittencorps.com/doodles/doodles.html
http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
http://i.imgur.com/jcW4BAS.png
http://i.imgur.com/FwfUUQt.png
http://i.imgur.com/THdMPPH.png
OMG Oatmeal, that last one is my new screen saver....
Carrot Top wearing a carrot top bench pressing carrot tops
Tesla!
http://m.imgur.com/aeoJrzF
My cousin interacting with a possibly fake chicken, either could explode at any moment.
A giant squid attacking a commercial airliner because it makes sense
XOXOXO Love you! Draw me and my boyfriend riding goats with exploding kittens chasing us! He may wish to have hack hair!
Bottom left of pic (sorry I am not cool like everyone else who knows how to post a short link to their pics :) )
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10370962_10204803723628540_6514906057066300346_n.jpg…
It would be awesome if you would draw my cat, Lisa. I rescued her from Afghanistan on my last deployment. I'm pretty sure she is a terrorist, and setting up sleeper cells of feral cats in my neighborhood. She might also be involved in the cat nip hustle.
http://s76.photobucket.com/user/buckettherage/media/TMLandhome057_zpse0747089.jpg.html
Please draw two small children, approximately ages 5 and 6, riding their silver back gorilla-like father. Please don't forget their tiny hand clutching fist-fulls of back hair. That's super-important. Thanks!
A squirrel shark! With robot fins!
Really hoping you draw this one - http://imgur.com/A9sI4UO
I respectfully request a drawing of:
A Super Squirrel, defending the world from nut thieves and dog-marauders. Possibly exploding kittens in the process.
Thank you for sharing your talents!
Please draw a panda eating pizza.
I have no genitals. Draw that...
Please draw Tom Brady and Bill Belichick setting a basket of kittens on fire while Russel Wilson crys in a corner and Gronk pole dances in the background
Damn, why didn't Inman do this more than once? At this pace we'd crush the comments record.
I'd frame a drawing of a kitten warlord actually pushing the Big Red Button to destroy the world.
Please draw a mantis shrimp riding a cat that is riding a unicorn that is leaping over a water spout (tornadoes are so last year) to go visit a dolphin that is drinking a fancy tropical drink! (Subtext: the mantis is stoned and has temporarily renounced his violent ways; the mantis, cat and unicorn are all heading to join their dolphin buddy who is participating in the exploding kittens drinking game...the more you know!)
Please draw a cat chef!
I would die a happy man if you you would draw the photo that me and my daughter submitted for the Weaponized Back Hair achievement!
Please draw my excellent husband covered with cats - we have five and he takes care of all their more unpleasant needs as well as loves them to bits.
http://imgur.com/d8agPqc
Cham & Speese
Perhaps a drawing of Sea Monkeys (or actual Kittens) doing play testing of Exploding Kittens?
Where are the completed drawings going? Is there a place to look at all of them?
Shomit. This is when your dog eats cat shit treats out of the litter box and vomits them back up in a steamy heap of partially digested grossness.
Can you draw Darth Vader riding on a T-Rex?
Can you draw you and a kitten having a pizza party?
Please draw a herd of wiener dogs frantically attempting to escape a cat riding a nuke, or something equally terrifying
Draw a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon.
Drawing request please: my evil fat cat, who has taken to sitting on my 7 month old daughter's head! I try and remove her (without getting up) by throwing whatever comes to hand... Chocolate... Wine bottles... Phones... (If it helps, the doctor has recently told me my daughter has tested highly allergic to cats!)
Thank you for this awesome project! I was hoping my 13 year old dog would survive to play exploding kittens. Sadly, he died yesterday, so I would love a version of this photo of him: http://imgur.com/RI1Mq6Q
Please draw some adverbs
It would be awesome if you could draw a picture of a guy with a message shaved into his back hair... because my husband wouldn't let me do it to him for a pic submission. You're the best, Matt. :)
https://imgur.com/5bPZOVU
Draw the Banana Dice, Oatmeal! http://j.mp/EXPLODINGBANANAS - Ok, fine so I had cream of wheat for breakfast. Don't get all emotional on me.
Coming up on 44k comments
Please illustrate Vegans hunting for quinoa
I'd love to see a drawing of my lounging baby (now six weeks old!): http://i.imgur.com/ZWnB1m4.jpg
I have no objection if there are kittens exploding in the background, or a bazooka wielding warthog - though that doesn't really make all that much sense.
Thanks much!
Steven Pitts: http://i.imgur.com/THdMPPH.png
Simon Fishley http://i.imgur.com/FwfUUQt.png
Alan Phan: http://i.imgur.com/jcW4BAS.png
Ashley Fain: http://i.imgur.com/zOrhLI3.png
Andrea Bekolay: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/cats_playing_hippos
Amanda: http://i.imgur.com/KD7knDe.png
Geist de la Muerte Gatito: http://i.imgur.com/4eVQ7YF.png
Marissa "Blondie" Brice: http://i.imgur.com/Nz9d2Hw.png
http://imgur.com/gallery/Cjci69L/new
Please draw my favorite picture of my kitty I had to put down. I miss her.
Matt, would you please draw a runner who is just completing a very slow 4 hour plus half marathon making it just ahead of the Blerch? 'cause I need some motivation to get across that line ahead of that beast.
Draw raptor love!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Exploding kittens make viking dog verklempt.
Ballerina goat kitten eating sushi
Draw my athlete's foot
I want to see a kitten riding a fire breathing ostrich through an desert of cat litter, searching for a clump shaped like its mothers turd
Aww, I was just about to suggest a "bacon unicorn zombie riding a rainbow Abraham Lincoln Cat" :(
http://imgur.com/oFcM6da
This is my fur-baby, Sammi. Could you make her into a regal dog-portrait? Thanks!
http://imgur.com/E4alAb4
My canadian wife hates bacon (I know..I know..) but that means more bacon for me!!
Please draw my brunette Canadian wife Shawna eating bacon happily.
My title as 3rd most talky talky is in jeopardy.... meh, not that I really care....
You could draw a kitten robocop driving a de Lorean that's painted like the Ghosbusters van.
I thought we where friends @ProF that hurts my feeling Just one
I would love a picture of a T-Rex riding a gigantic spider fleeing from a exploding kitten!
I know how much you LOVE children - here's your chance to work with THREE of them!!! Don't pass up this opportunity. It's a once in a lifetime event. https://www.dropbox.com/s/3xcnnn0pm7vq1ow/2015-01-31%2014.42.46.jpg…
Please draw my +2 cat hat of original thought: http://i.imgur.com/pIVtgIY.jpg
@DDD, what a coincidence...
My uni-shepard, Freya!
http://i.imgur.com/t8vdI9j.jpg
This fine kitty
ttp://i.imgur.com/UklVY3e.jpg Xxxxxxxxx
My friend Mark is in the hospital at the moment with acollapsed lung. Of course he's a cat lover. If you can think of something funny that combines exploding kittens with a collapsed lung. I would really like that :).
Please draw our kittie Charlie :)
https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-0/524352_3198474535673_1740479865_n.jpg…
Yay for exploding kittens! and hello from saint paul's hospital in vancouver! I was wondering if you might have a moment to draw for me a kitten with an oxygen tank, maybe playing with matches? Sounds explosive to me! And would mean alot to me. Thanks in advance! :) *Hugs & purrs!*
d00d! https://plus.google.com/100142138766453075669/posts/ZMLGE4aAY2t
draw me! :P
Can you please draw a picture of a Zebra Queen holding hands with a pair of fancy blonde pants, a banana with hipster glasses, and a French snail?
Still waiting to see Mr. Inman's self portrait as he gets crushed under an avalanche of KS requests.
That or of his wrist snapping from overheating.
Hi Matt. Please draw my wife getting rejected by her niece in this picture. Thanks!
http://imgur.com/cFX3Dzp
Lately my cat has been obsessed with my penguin pillow pet, so maybe something with a cat that looks like a cow and a pillow pet? http://i.imgur.com/juwBMaX.jpg
Edison getting schooled by Tesla in an intense Exploding Kittens game! (include other various geniuses such as Musk and Gates egging them on)
My fat cat Maximus D Catticus in a fight to the death with a mantis shrimp
Love to see kittens or other small animals playing with matches / fire.
Man, even GCAP's thingy is better than mine :P
Please, please, please draw two pugs with tongues hanging out, sitting with their back legs straight and staring off into space. This is what I come home to every night. They are ugly and stupid and I love them!
I WILL love you forever and also this pic of a PortuCat i met in Portugal if you would only draw it pelase. PS. I love you anyway... http://i.imgur.com/zcAOKSR.jpg
Draw the venereal thunderclap
:P:
This is Archer, one of your backers in his Tesla Halloween Costume. He's 12 years old and a huge fan of the Oatmeal and of Tesla. If you drew him, he would be ecstatic!
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kleinhouser/15702382712/in/datetaken/
meta art - kitten's mind exploding at kitten art requests
Draw:
AFK - Pudding emergency!!!
Please draw me a Wizard and Sasquatch punching each other in the face on the edge of a cliff. You're the best, thanks.
I would love it if you would draw my pain -- that is, trying to cook a meal with two kids and three cats harassing me, the cats engaging in some sort of human powered merry-go-round as I try to keep them off the counters while I prepare food...
Draw a shih tsu fighting a tiny bison over a squeaky toy. Thanks!
Please draw yourself sitting on the toilet taking a shit, but you're sitting backwards on the toilet (facing the tank) and you are drawing on your laptop which is placed on top of the toilet water tank.