Drawing submission. Matt with weaponized back hair hunched over a drawing table drawing exploding kittens.
Purple Parfait 2015-02-17T15:14:36-05:00
Please use your most creative talent juices and draw a T-rex in a super frilly tutu doing a bungee jump.
Renée Nolting 2015-02-17T15:14:38-05:00
An ambulance racing to a call while driven by a crazed paramedic being chased by death while his partner is flipping death off from the open back doors while screaming "not today, motherfucker!"
Draw some drawings drawing other drawing. Drawception
Maxwell Pepper 2015-02-17T15:14:46-05:00
Could you draw the evolution of man. but do it with kittens holding the evolution of bombs!
Josh Gibbon 2015-02-17T15:14:47-05:00
Can you draw Cthulhu realizing his wings are too small to be intimidating and pirates laughing at him from their ship
William Brown 2015-02-17T15:14:47-05:00
Can you draw a cat riding a bomb dropped from a plane, like the famous scene in Dr. Strangelove?
Peter Hartman 2015-02-17T15:14:48-05:00
Interpret and draw: "The hills are alive with the sound of exploding kittens"
Ian Warren 2015-02-17T15:14:49-05:00
Kittens exploding the Blerch
Amesh Narsing 2015-02-17T15:14:49-05:00
Please draw my proposal to my now fiance this Valentine's Day where her reaction was "Shut the fuck up!" and I opened the ring box upside down in the sunset on the rocks by the ocean with our small fluffy dog beside us.
Jonathan Wiggs 2015-02-17T15:14:52-05:00
Please draw a Praise Jibbers illustration. Preferably being crucified with drawn butter.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T15:14:55-05:00
Well. This gonna CRUSH our previous high total comment day by a TON. We've already surpassed the highest days total and more than 6 hours to go.
Glen Luke Flanagan 2015-02-17T15:14:55-05:00
Please draw a ferocious kitten riding a unicorn while holding a terrified iguana!
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T15:15:01-05:00
@Pr.F. That's it. Let the dark side flow through you... We all know that as much as you try and be a heartless bast*rd, you will still let a kitten play with you and stoke it's ears while making purring noises yourself.
@Creeper. We need MOAR Cupcakes!
@Cheetahbutt! Thank You for keeping up with the pace!
@Everyone new. Welcome! and check out www.kittencorps.com
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T15:15:05-05:00
And there it was...44k
Sunfang 2015-02-17T15:15:05-05:00
Drawing: A dolphin Swimming in a pool of children's tears.
Please.
Still want the dancing zombitten and DJitten superstar edition, get sum cupcats up in the B....
Shawn Meyer 2015-02-17T15:15:15-05:00
Drawing request: A styracosaurus in yoga pants that got its head stuck in a jar of peanut butter while trying to get to the last bit at the bottom.
Matthew J Barrieau 2015-02-17T15:15:18-05:00
a vegan hunting for wild quinoa
Zoë Anne 2015-02-17T15:15:19-05:00
I haven't been this excited about an event since I was invited to a raptor wedding officiated by zombie jesus
David McLean 2015-02-17T15:15:21-05:00
My friend introduced me to this campaign and he's getting married this November. Help me be the best best man ever and draw a flaming robo T. Rex fighting psychic cat with a tuba?
Would make his year!
Michele Wilt Miller 2015-02-17T15:15:23-05:00
I've always just wanted to envision what my poodle is doing when I'm not at home.
Joaquin-Roman Mercado 2015-02-17T15:15:23-05:00
Draw a Philippine Eagle freezing in the snow mounds of Boston!
Jacob Haynes 2015-02-17T15:15:26-05:00
Draw: A Pangolin Piñata Party
Sandra Ruth 2015-02-17T15:15:26-05:00
An old guy getting run over by a tractor while a kitty drives the tractor.
My dad got run over by a tractor a few weeks ago (he survived! :D). No kitty driving though...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:15:29-05:00
@PoT, I'm spamming away beyond any rationale
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T15:15:30-05:00
I guess I've been away for too long today. We have an oatmeal logo?! Efff Yeah!!!
URNMYWY 2015-02-17T15:15:31-05:00
Please draw a red-headed girl feeding and petting an orange tabby cat on the front porch of a house.
Meghan Rieger 2015-02-17T15:15:33-05:00
A roast chicken wearing sunglasses smoking a cigar and holding a shotgun; riding a cat that is wearing a leather coat and also smoking a cigar.
Chris Jones 2015-02-17T15:15:33-05:00
I once tried to make a very similar game. It didn't get beyond the planning stages before I got some very stern words from animal rights groups. If only I'd thought of using cards!
This looks hilarious, and I can't wait to play it and blast my friends with kitten bombs.
I detest cats, that's why I want to see kittens explode. Please draw some disfigured cats for me ;)
Bradley Hartin 2015-02-17T15:15:40-05:00
Drawing request: A version of "dogs playing cards" with all our favorite Oatmeal characters! Bearodactyl must be included (don't forget the bottle of Sriracha on the table!).
Ryan Dunham 2015-02-17T15:15:42-05:00
rabid tadpoles eating my leg while a frog is giving me good tax law advise
"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.
"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o'-the-wisp.
"Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
And dines on the following day.
"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
And it always looks grave at a pun.
"The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes—
A sentiment open to doubt.
"The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
To describe each particular batch:
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
From those that have whiskers, and scratch.
"For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums—" The Bellman broke off in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T15:16:15-05:00
@CheetaButt...can you please put the EK Drinking Game Rules up on the KIttenCorps page
A.J. Bennett 2015-02-17T15:16:17-05:00
A Park Ranger vs Kitten battle to the death!
Kirsten 2015-02-17T15:16:19-05:00
Rambo the bomb squad kitten
Elliot Kahn 2015-02-17T15:16:22-05:00
Will all of these drawings eventually be posted to Facebook?
Andy 2015-02-17T15:16:26-05:00
It's Chloe. She hypnotizes everyone with her loving temperament, but don't let that fool you. She is a Russian spy who's only for is the vacuum. Chloetski is eeeeevil. http://imgur.com/JFFz79K
Emily Rauch 2015-02-17T15:16:28-05:00
Cats eating Pizza!
Betty 2015-02-17T15:16:29-05:00
Please draw me a reason for why my freeloading chickens have not been laying eggs for months now. Thank you!
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T15:16:31-05:00
A Darwin Kitten on the Beagle, please Mr.Inman
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-02-17T15:16:31-05:00
What am I thinking, I will email @CheetahButt
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:16:31-05:00
Piratten vs Ninjatten?
Raeanne Roy 2015-02-17T15:16:32-05:00
Draw Steampunk Catwoman surrounded by cats and playing Exploding Kittens in hopes of saving real kittens from exploding.
http://tinypic.com/r/kb3l2p/8 hey, I'd appreciate it if you could draw this pic of my husband with his best friend of 12 years. It's my favorite of them together :)
I am a university professor and study the defensive behavior of skunks. I'd love to see a cool drawing of an angry skunk spraying yellow flames, or something along those lines! Either way, keep up the awesome work and thanks so much for the upgrades on the kittens decks!!!
Please draw my kitties being taunted by a mean squirrel http://imgur.com/UOPB7qI
A Kitten blowing up Edison using a rigged lamp/lightbulb
Would help if I put the whole code in
http://i.imgur.com/UklVY3e.jpg
Drawing submission. Matt with weaponized back hair hunched over a drawing table drawing exploding kittens.
Please use your most creative talent juices and draw a T-rex in a super frilly tutu doing a bungee jump.
An ambulance racing to a call while driven by a crazed paramedic being chased by death while his partner is flipping death off from the open back doors while screaming "not today, motherfucker!"
Dear Matthew, please draw me with the following message: I was too lame to take a profile picture, so I asked Matt Inman/The Oatmeal to draw me one.
Some inspiration for the picture: pabsta.qc.ca
a centaur trying to play ice hockey
A tyrannosaurus rex trying to toss a pizza dough in the air but his arms are too small to catch it
comic reading cat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9XjSLxIEAA7EQK.jpg:large
Draw some drawings drawing other drawing. Drawception
Could you draw the evolution of man. but do it with kittens holding the evolution of bombs!
Can you draw Cthulhu realizing his wings are too small to be intimidating and pirates laughing at him from their ship
Can you draw a cat riding a bomb dropped from a plane, like the famous scene in Dr. Strangelove?
Interpret and draw: "The hills are alive with the sound of exploding kittens"
Kittens exploding the Blerch
Please draw my proposal to my now fiance this Valentine's Day where her reaction was "Shut the fuck up!" and I opened the ring box upside down in the sunset on the rocks by the ocean with our small fluffy dog beside us.
Please draw a Praise Jibbers illustration. Preferably being crucified with drawn butter.
Well. This gonna CRUSH our previous high total comment day by a TON. We've already surpassed the highest days total and more than 6 hours to go.
Please draw a ferocious kitten riding a unicorn while holding a terrified iguana!
@Pr.F. That's it. Let the dark side flow through you... We all know that as much as you try and be a heartless bast*rd, you will still let a kitten play with you and stoke it's ears while making purring noises yourself.
@Creeper. We need MOAR Cupcakes!
@Cheetahbutt! Thank You for keeping up with the pace!
@Everyone new. Welcome! and check out www.kittencorps.com
And there it was...44k
Drawing: A dolphin Swimming in a pool of children's tears.
Please.
Still want the dancing zombitten and DJitten superstar edition, get sum cupcats up in the B....
Drawing request: A styracosaurus in yoga pants that got its head stuck in a jar of peanut butter while trying to get to the last bit at the bottom.
a vegan hunting for wild quinoa
I haven't been this excited about an event since I was invited to a raptor wedding officiated by zombie jesus
My friend introduced me to this campaign and he's getting married this November. Help me be the best best man ever and draw a flaming robo T. Rex fighting psychic cat with a tuba?
Would make his year!
I've always just wanted to envision what my poodle is doing when I'm not at home.
Draw a Philippine Eagle freezing in the snow mounds of Boston!
Draw: A Pangolin Piñata Party
An old guy getting run over by a tractor while a kitty drives the tractor.
My dad got run over by a tractor a few weeks ago (he survived! :D). No kitty driving though...
@PoT, I'm spamming away beyond any rationale
I guess I've been away for too long today. We have an oatmeal logo?! Efff Yeah!!!
Please draw a red-headed girl feeding and petting an orange tabby cat on the front porch of a house.
A roast chicken wearing sunglasses smoking a cigar and holding a shotgun; riding a cat that is wearing a leather coat and also smoking a cigar.
I once tried to make a very similar game. It didn't get beyond the planning stages before I got some very stern words from animal rights groups. If only I'd thought of using cards!
This looks hilarious, and I can't wait to play it and blast my friends with kitten bombs.
what about a Bearodactyl riding a unicorn?
Yes EX, use your powers of promotation and education!
This is my cat, Sushi. I think you know what needs to be done.
http://i.imgur.com/48qX9Vf.jpg
Draw: A dog! Panic in a pagoda!
I detest cats, that's why I want to see kittens explode. Please draw some disfigured cats for me ;)
Drawing request: A version of "dogs playing cards" with all our favorite Oatmeal characters! Bearodactyl must be included (don't forget the bottle of Sriracha on the table!).
rabid tadpoles eating my leg while a frog is giving me good tax law advise
FIFTEEN MINUTES OR WHAT?
We are taking our 5yo son to learn how to ski. I'd love to see how you think that will turn out.
A flying manatee! With fireworks exploding in the background that take on the shape of a kitten.
Me & my dog Maddox VS Exploding Kittens (or Punching Dolphins)..preferably with Batman references...just saying
http://imgur.com/share/a/lEaoW
Kindly draw:
POOPSKINS
Draw Buddha juggling chainsaws
you could also draw the abuse of a cartoonist via comments, for i forsee this happening
A dwarf holding a explosive cat bomb
It would be lovely if you would draw this:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-m922-wh2oCE/VN95qSIa-RI/AAAAAAAACOI/Yj6KZwz2mJ8/w425-h567-no/2015%2B-%2B2
Draw a pizza party for a cat shelter.
Draw all three creator's group reaction as the project passes $7 million.
I named my cat Snark, after Lewis Carolls "The Hunting of the Snark." http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173165.
https://plus.google.com/photos/106867699444780221078/albums/6116909447755793393
"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.
"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o'-the-wisp.
"Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
And dines on the following day.
"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
And it always looks grave at a pun.
"The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes—
A sentiment open to doubt.
"The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
To describe each particular batch:
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
From those that have whiskers, and scratch.
"For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums—" The Bellman broke off in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.
@CheetaButt...can you please put the EK Drinking Game Rules up on the KIttenCorps page
A Park Ranger vs Kitten battle to the death!
Rambo the bomb squad kitten
Will all of these drawings eventually be posted to Facebook?
It's Chloe. She hypnotizes everyone with her loving temperament, but don't let that fool you. She is a Russian spy who's only for is the vacuum. Chloetski is eeeeevil. http://imgur.com/JFFz79K
Cats eating Pizza!
Please draw me a reason for why my freeloading chickens have not been laying eggs for months now. Thank you!
A Darwin Kitten on the Beagle, please Mr.Inman
What am I thinking, I will email @CheetahButt
Piratten vs Ninjatten?
Draw Steampunk Catwoman surrounded by cats and playing Exploding Kittens in hopes of saving real kittens from exploding.
Προφέσσορ Φ http://i.imgur.com/qGVhIr9.png
Godzilla climbing a rainbow to save fair kitten from certain death by SHARKNADO!
It would be awesome to see a squadron of bombers dropping exploding kittens all over.
Me exploding while playing Exploding Kittens :D
http://imgur.com/cgl9t3I
Meh.
A mantis shrimp with weaponized backhair, eating an Octopus, while being being ridden by a cat, all being chased by Japanese giant hornets.
Draw a kitten on a unicorn in a fire with killer japanese hornets in the background.
Can you draw a belated birthday card that we can personalize and pretend it's from you?
It would be awesome if you would draw my cat, Lisa. I rescued her from Afghanistan on my last deployment. I'm pretty sure she is a terrorist, and setting up sleeper cells of feral cats in my neighborhood. She might also be involved in the cat nip hustle.
http://s76.photobucket.com/user/buckettherage/media/TMLandhome057_zpse0747089.jpg.html
Hello fellow Corps. Is there any sense in trying to read all of these comments? They are going by awfully fast.
Please draw my beautiful girlfriend kissing me:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/42v52mxdkul7h54/ohne%20Schl%C3%BCmpfe.JPG…
A Park Ranger rescuing an Exploding Kitten!
I'd love a drawing of me holding a mayfly:
http://pixies.smugmug.com/DryForkCanyon/McConkie-Ranch-in-Dry-Fork/21224819_Sz2Nvz#!i=1689401368&k=dMhDp49&lb=1&s=A
how about drawing this derpy cutie? http://i.imgur.com/xxdJyms.jpg
An octopus tickling a walrus
Also, a kitten in a science lab! Or Evolution Kitten.
Draw Tesla in full kitten armor riding Jibbers Crabst fighting a kaiju Betty White.
@Inman, I'm the most villainous of the group. I do not respect, nor consider stuff
Kitten rambo
A kitten driving a rocket powered wheelchair attacking Godzilla. in spaaaaacccceee!
Wow he plans on getting us shit faced......
Draw the master villain Robotico Diablo!!!
A knit-off between two unicorns that are riding on the backs of pooping turtles.
Matt draw the Bobcats playing exploding kittens
Hey Oatmeal, can you please draw my friend hugging a pink horse? http://imgur.com/u6CHnCl
http://tinypic.com/r/kb3l2p/8 hey, I'd appreciate it if you could draw this pic of my husband with his best friend of 12 years. It's my favorite of them together :)
@F YOU GOT SERVED, BABY!!!
A narwhal tea party (with a strict dress code)
Your dog...
Draw Tesla outracing Edison on a Tesla-car (Edison is driving an old Ford T-model).
I need a unicorn cat. With bacon. I can't explain why, I just need this. ;)
Told you F, seriously....
I am a university professor and study the defensive behavior of skunks. I'd love to see a cool drawing of an angry skunk spraying yellow flames, or something along those lines! Either way, keep up the awesome work and thanks so much for the upgrades on the kittens decks!!!