Please draw ferrets playing innocently with automatic weapons.
D Gatley 2015-02-17T15:17:45-05:00
One Word:
Hershey Squirts.
Ok, well that's two isn't it? It doesn't really matter. You get the idea.
Jibbers has it from eating to much evil "heart" day candy from Hell!
Rich Ellis 2015-02-17T15:17:45-05:00
Gnomes using exploding kittens to break into hospitals and steal foreskins.
Please draw a kitten killing a clown badger in a way involving sad unicorns.
Sam Spivey 2015-02-17T15:18:06-05:00
All three of the creators as cats, and highlighting their most feline qualities in the worst (and most hilarious) way possible.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T15:18:10-05:00
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
Drawing request! A crying Brontosaurus (Apatosaurus) is crying looking at the sky and whispering "Pluto, we were both real and part of children's lives, once upon a time!"
Sylvia 2015-02-17T15:18:29-05:00
My little sister says that this pen reminds her of me. Could you draw me as the pen? Or switch our faces? Thank you!!! http://imgur.com/tXwuNDQ
xphiler06 2015-02-17T15:18:29-05:00
Buster Kitten (Buster Keaton)!!! On a train? Exploding stuff?
Mike Thompson 2015-02-17T15:18:30-05:00
Hey Matt: My cat's name is Duchess Sprocket von Fattypuss. Here is a photo of what our relationship is like. http://imgur.com/XGsm5g1
Chris Hadfield, the astronaut kicking my cat Archie (evil orange tabby) out of the space shuttle for Canada Day and Archie turning into a display of Canada Day fire works over Parliament Hill in Ottawa.
Brian schwenk 2015-02-17T15:18:48-05:00
Draw a kitten flying an A-10 Warthog, in aerial combat with bearadactyls
Scott Mcmullin 2015-02-17T15:18:49-05:00
http://imgur.com/MDYGccY Draw my girlfriend and I being attacked by a mantis shrimp or with nikola tesla hovering over us please!
Zolon Farsane 2015-02-17T15:18:50-05:00
Please draw a redneck kitten with a satchel of TNT and old timey detonator laughing manically at the poor human who tried to pet him.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:18:53-05:00
Professor F is the name, villainy is the game
joel attenborough 2015-02-17T15:18:54-05:00
My two Derps, Depring around with their Kong (inbetween their busy schedual of licking their own balls)
Drawing request: my D&D party, a one armed drow, a shardmind in a robes and wizards hat, a slutty hamadryad and a Goliath with an obsession about a rock
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T15:18:56-05:00
Hey, drawing my Stella (my cat in my avatar) throwing up a hairball would be awesome!!
Megan Schildmier Stone 2015-02-17T15:18:57-05:00
Draw Request: A zombie dog consuming the brains of a hedgehog dog toy. (Like this, only with a hedgehog: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php… )
@Matthew Inman I apologize for repeating myself. I'm just very wedded to the idea of a cat eating out of a bowl of guacamole. If you could draw that, I would be super-happy. Thank you, sir.
Antonia McKinnon 2015-02-17T15:18:57-05:00
Please draw a dog reading your serial killer cat book in abject fear.
Shawn McElroy 2015-02-17T15:18:59-05:00
How about a unicorn kitten pooping bacon
Chris 2015-02-17T15:18:59-05:00
I would like to see Cator, barbarian hero. Honestly I just want to see a cat with a greatsword.
James K 2015-02-17T15:19:01-05:00
http://imgur.com/6wm5ahl It would be awesome to have an Oatmeal drawing of my beautiful wife and I!
Shamruckus 2015-02-17T15:19:03-05:00
Too many cats. Let's have 50 goats eating slices of cheeze till they puke.
p.s. the regurgitating penguin pic was the best.
Bracken Markins 2015-02-17T15:19:05-05:00
I'd honestly like to see spider-man dealing with one of these kittens
Seth 2015-02-17T15:19:05-05:00
I have always wondered what Godzilla would look like in a bikini.
Please draw two dilophosaurus’es, like from Jurassic Park and not a real one, with pie as their frills (flavors are your choice). And they are spitting their pie flavors into Denis Nedrie’s mouth and he is happy about it. Denis has a though bubble that says “I wish you all never went extinct.” Moments after that though, he asphyxiates on pie and dies with a huge grin. Also, please make the background in the Jurassic Park Jeep Denis is killed in like in the movie.
If you do this, I would love you so much. So much it would hurt.
SherriNewhook 2015-02-17T15:19:39-05:00
Exploding kitten chefs
Elizabeth Bate 2015-02-17T15:19:45-05:00
Kittens playing hockey. But make it interesting and different somehow. Thx. <3
Adam Bacher 2015-02-17T15:19:47-05:00
Matt! I am running my first half marathon in october, which will be weird since I look like a 28 year old six foot version of Hagrid from Harry Potter. Can you draw me something motivational to wear on my race bib? (also, I posted this before, but I have no idea how to see what has already been drawn)
Jim Hofer 2015-02-17T15:19:50-05:00
I second a " unicorn kitten pooping bacon"
jennifer surma 2015-02-17T15:19:54-05:00
My six year old asking me (as he does everyday) when he gets home from school whether the Exploding Kittens game has come yet. (I'm thinking of printing out calendar pages from now thru July and hanging them on the wall for him to count down from, but I'm kind of afraid that it may make him cry.)
Jennifer Moorman 2015-02-17T15:19:57-05:00
A grizzly bear riding a stegosaurus
Kimberly Gamble 2015-02-17T15:19:58-05:00
Please draw Game of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen as a bad-ass kitten with her pet winged-mice breathing fire!!
Bruce Guernsey 2015-02-17T15:19:59-05:00
The card to end all games of cards....... The Phoenix Cat. Throw what lasers and other novelty items at it, it will be reborn to end the game.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:20:04-05:00
@KittenCoprs, The Oatmeal has understood & captured with less than 10 lines the true nature of the Professor F. Now suck it
dougbeal 2015-02-17T15:20:04-05:00
Also, did you know the Venery Term for Wombats is Wisdom? Thats right, Wisdom of Wombats:)
Wayne S. Dillon 2015-02-17T15:20:04-05:00
A narwhal and a unicorn in a heated argument about who in fact is actually real. A unipig laughs in amusement.
Charles Weaver 2015-02-17T15:20:05-05:00
My poor baby is sick and in the hospital hooked up to all kinds of wires and crap. She kinda looks like a little pink Borg. Please draw my poor little Borg baby.
Please draw me a penguin in a Santa costume playing ice hockey!
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:20:07-05:00
@Potatten -Just saw Matthew's response to Prof F- HUZZZZZAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Joshua Mitchell 2015-02-17T15:20:09-05:00
Draw a picture of Kanye West crashing a kindergarten spelling bee and saying "Yo, little Suzy, that was a clutch spelling of 'dog', but Rachel had the dopest interpretation of 'cat' I have ever heard."
Ren Driver 2015-02-17T15:20:10-05:00
Could you please do a motivational drawing of a Kitten flying a delorean navigating around Darwin's nosehairs.
I just got Back from taking my 10yr old Jack russell to the Vet. The spectrum of dog emotions there might be worth a draw,
Also, I got her vaccinations updated because we are adopting another Jack Russell. The introduction of one dog into another dog's kingdom could be funny.
Thank you for your work. Hilarious! Proud supporter of this kickstarter! Looking forward to playing Exploding Kittens with my friends!
Mike Kabala 2015-02-17T15:20:14-05:00
Ooooooooooooohhhhhh...... Professor F got told!
MFuglei 2015-02-17T15:20:19-05:00
My kingdom for a valentine's drawing for my husband, who always buys me lovely presents and generally gets nothing in return. Perhaps an illustration that communicates the difficulties of working at home with a keyboard-loving kitten.
Beckey Little 2015-02-17T15:20:23-05:00
OATMEAL! Buddy! Pal! My spirit animal! Please please pretty please draw a comic of my friend Rob (or Robbles, as I like to call him). He is basically the human embodiment of The Blerch. He loves your stuff ALMOST as much as I do (I mean, I'm the one who has been following since the days of your ol' punctuation comics) and he's a big comic nerd. I'm pretty sure this would make his decade. Oh, and he likes sheep. So yeah, if you want to throw a sheep in there, that'd be swell. YOU'RE swell. Whee!
http://imgur.com/XqJIGxd (he's obvs the grump on the right, because I'm the one failing to grump on the left)
Please draw ferrets playing innocently with automatic weapons.
One Word:
Hershey Squirts.
Ok, well that's two isn't it? It doesn't really matter. You get the idea.
Jibbers has it from eating to much evil "heart" day candy from Hell!
Gnomes using exploding kittens to break into hospitals and steal foreskins.
http://imgur.com/88VJxL0
NUBBINS the amputee kitten!
@Idle/Wild, and it was still hot...
If possible and your hand is all cramped up and deformed by now, please draw a panda eating pizza and cake! Thank you kind sir!
An Unicorn DEVOURING, rainbow SHARTING, DRAGON/LIZARD Cat!
Draw a bunch of dippy birds singing at the wrong time of the day!
Or draw this one:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-XT-5YDkEqo0/VBzqXmUBdeI/AAAAAAAABU0/eo1rARkVwtc/w425-h567-no/2014%2B-%2B6
LOL @ Prof F
Synchronized pooching by my oh-so-demure Paradoxes, Jasper & Sadie. http://i.imgur.com/Fv7Pmh3.jpg
Please draw Jesus riding a raptor terminator charging into battle against an army of unicorns.
drawing request: please destroy these normal people :-)
http://www.smugmug.com/gallery/n-9rLPs/i-XQ79pZJ/A
Please draw a kitten killing a clown badger in a way involving sad unicorns.
All three of the creators as cats, and highlighting their most feline qualities in the worst (and most hilarious) way possible.
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com
Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
You should draw this: http://imgur.com/8Pa33K5
Woo @ProF I think I'm in the running for most Vittenest
Draw this please! http://imgur.com/vTfXuDj
Oooo I second the Bobcats playing Exploding Kittens!
please draw the most "majestic" pegasus rider and her pegasus battling the great Cat-zilla :)
How about my brother sawing a massive piece of MEAT?! XD http://i.imgur.com/mKKkrlH.jpg
A dancing midget ninja.
Drawing request! A crying Brontosaurus (Apatosaurus) is crying looking at the sky and whispering "Pluto, we were both real and part of children's lives, once upon a time!"
My little sister says that this pen reminds her of me. Could you draw me as the pen? Or switch our faces? Thank you!!! http://imgur.com/tXwuNDQ
Buster Kitten (Buster Keaton)!!! On a train? Exploding stuff?
Hey Matt: My cat's name is Duchess Sprocket von Fattypuss. Here is a photo of what our relationship is like. http://imgur.com/XGsm5g1
Exploding dogs! Draw me baby. Don't forget the moustache. https://www.dropbox.com/s/ydt9sroguqywrvt/2013-Xmas.png…
Please draw kittens drawing each other (or similar tribute to M.C.Escher)
T-rex and penguins playing exploding kittens around a campfire
How about an MLP/Exploding kittens crossover?
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120214013029/mlp/images/d/d8/Opal_frowning_S2E5.png
I'm not counting that one Oatmeal..... though I'm thinking WE probably should...
a cat with 9 lives, but each life having their own personality and different style and each one ready to rumble.
Alternately, a blerch kitty. I think most people would love that if it hasn't already been done.
Hi The Oatmeal, I would like to see a narwhal impaling a merman eating a cheeseburger.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0Uyf267k--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/smi8ayhf8kwvpgavmsnk.jpg with your touch of flare ;) cat-nize everything, enchilada it, cheese it up.
Can you draw me thinking i'm cool on a boat?
http://imgur.com/KtjhI8h
pretty please?
Chris Hadfield, the astronaut kicking my cat Archie (evil orange tabby) out of the space shuttle for Canada Day and Archie turning into a display of Canada Day fire works over Parliament Hill in Ottawa.
Draw a kitten flying an A-10 Warthog, in aerial combat with bearadactyls
http://imgur.com/MDYGccY
Draw my girlfriend and I being attacked by a mantis shrimp or with nikola tesla hovering over us please!
Please draw a redneck kitten with a satchel of TNT and old timey detonator laughing manically at the poor human who tried to pet him.
Professor F is the name, villainy is the game
My two Derps, Depring around with their Kong (inbetween their busy schedual of licking their own balls)
http://imgur.com/PfIPjZ6
Drawing request: my D&D party, a one armed drow, a shardmind in a robes and wizards hat, a slutty hamadryad and a Goliath with an obsession about a rock
Hey, drawing my Stella (my cat in my avatar) throwing up a hairball would be awesome!!
Draw Request: A zombie dog consuming the brains of a hedgehog dog toy. (Like this, only with a hedgehog: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php… )
@Matthew Inman I apologize for repeating myself. I'm just very wedded to the idea of a cat eating out of a bowl of guacamole. If you could draw that, I would be super-happy. Thank you, sir.
Please draw a dog reading your serial killer cat book in abject fear.
How about a unicorn kitten pooping bacon
I would like to see Cator, barbarian hero. Honestly I just want to see a cat with a greatsword.
http://imgur.com/6wm5ahl It would be awesome to have an Oatmeal drawing of my beautiful wife and I!
Too many cats. Let's have 50 goats eating slices of cheeze till they puke.
p.s. the regurgitating penguin pic was the best.
I'd honestly like to see spider-man dealing with one of these kittens
I have always wondered what Godzilla would look like in a bikini.
See no, hear no, speak no evil octopi, please! =D
Draw a picture of my exhibitionist dog http://imgur.com/tB8bVJV
A cat on some kind of glider that is being pulled by an F-14 (Or other similarly awesome aircraft)
Drawing: an cow in lederhosen jodeling in the Austrian alps, with the name tag lauri!
Because you got backer from Austria too;)
You guys rock!!
Yeah well a creator just told you to cool your jets spambot, so ease it up.
Hi The Oatmeal, I would like to see the Quaker Oats guy as God creating you from his oaty dandruff. Similar to the birth of Venus painting.
Draw me hugging you because i love you!
Please draw me the perfect profile picture for a dating site. Your call as to what constitutes "perfect".
Someone please send @Trinkets the link to the post archive
@Trinkets, you can catch up on the mayhem there at your leisure.
(Viewing from his bacon preserver)
My God the humanity! As far as the eye can see. Requests everywhere. No end in sight. The horror. THE HORROR!
Wow Matthew is going to have a sore hand after this.
Usually cats or unicorns. He is going to have nightmares tonight!
#bringbackthebobcats
So excited to back this project! Can you please draw one of us?!
http://imgur.com/Yyce4vp
http://imgur.com/lBMC8Aj
Please draw two dilophosaurus’es, like from Jurassic Park and not a real one, with pie as their frills (flavors are your choice). And they are spitting their pie flavors into Denis Nedrie’s mouth and he is happy about it. Denis has a though bubble that says “I wish you all never went extinct.” Moments after that though, he asphyxiates on pie and dies with a huge grin. Also, please make the background in the Jurassic Park Jeep Denis is killed in like in the movie.
If you do this, I would love you so much. So much it would hurt.
Exploding kitten chefs
Kittens playing hockey. But make it interesting and different somehow. Thx. <3
Matt! I am running my first half marathon in october, which will be weird since I look like a 28 year old six foot version of Hagrid from Harry Potter. Can you draw me something motivational to wear on my race bib? (also, I posted this before, but I have no idea how to see what has already been drawn)
I second a " unicorn kitten pooping bacon"
My six year old asking me (as he does everyday) when he gets home from school whether the Exploding Kittens game has come yet. (I'm thinking of printing out calendar pages from now thru July and hanging them on the wall for him to count down from, but I'm kind of afraid that it may make him cry.)
A grizzly bear riding a stegosaurus
Please draw Game of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen as a bad-ass kitten with her pet winged-mice breathing fire!!
The card to end all games of cards....... The Phoenix Cat. Throw what lasers and other novelty items at it, it will be reborn to end the game.
@KittenCoprs, The Oatmeal has understood & captured with less than 10 lines the true nature of the Professor F. Now suck it
Also, did you know the Venery Term for Wombats is Wisdom? Thats right, Wisdom of Wombats:)
A narwhal and a unicorn in a heated argument about who in fact is actually real. A unipig laughs in amusement.
My poor baby is sick and in the hospital hooked up to all kinds of wires and crap. She kinda looks like a little pink Borg. Please draw my poor little Borg baby.
http://imgur.com/xZ5BRuj
Please draw me a penguin in a Santa costume playing ice hockey!
@Potatten -Just saw Matthew's response to Prof F- HUZZZZZAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Draw a picture of Kanye West crashing a kindergarten spelling bee and saying "Yo, little Suzy, that was a clutch spelling of 'dog', but Rachel had the dopest interpretation of 'cat' I have ever heard."
Could you please do a motivational drawing of a Kitten flying a delorean navigating around Darwin's nosehairs.
My greedy birthday cat, willing to claw his way to treats! ^^ https://www.facebook.com/EpicTheCat/photos/a.255579552713.133399.245774902713/10152566327457714/
I just got Back from taking my 10yr old Jack russell to the Vet. The spectrum of dog emotions there might be worth a draw,
Also, I got her vaccinations updated because we are adopting another Jack Russell. The introduction of one dog into another dog's kingdom could be funny.
Thank you for your work. Hilarious! Proud supporter of this kickstarter! Looking forward to playing Exploding Kittens with my friends!
Ooooooooooooohhhhhh...... Professor F got told!
My kingdom for a valentine's drawing for my husband, who always buys me lovely presents and generally gets nothing in return. Perhaps an illustration that communicates the difficulties of working at home with a keyboard-loving kitten.
OATMEAL! Buddy! Pal! My spirit animal! Please please pretty please draw a comic of my friend Rob (or Robbles, as I like to call him). He is basically the human embodiment of The Blerch. He loves your stuff ALMOST as much as I do (I mean, I'm the one who has been following since the days of your ol' punctuation comics) and he's a big comic nerd. I'm pretty sure this would make his decade. Oh, and he likes sheep. So yeah, if you want to throw a sheep in there, that'd be swell. YOU'RE swell. Whee!
http://imgur.com/XqJIGxd
(he's obvs the grump on the right, because I'm the one failing to grump on the left)
THANKS!
Beckey
I think that one by @Matthew I to @prof f should be counted
- The Trojan cat
- Cyclops cat
- Pope cat of the catolic church
- Oscar the bionic cat (http://www.lifewithcats.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jkjkuij1.jpg)
- Canon cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship's_cat#mediaviewer/File:A_cat_on_HMAS_Encounter.jpg)
Proof she's up to something. Unggghhhh!!!
http://imgur.com/Tmo0SSX
Inman has two hands!!!!!
He can always draw lefty. It'll be drawing like a stranger! (If you get what I mean. Wink. Wink.)
@Trinkets: The answer to you question is "no". It's rather hard to have a conversation in here at the moment.
I know is a bit Random, but I want a Cookie monster and a Michelin Man holding hands... hehehe
OMM, I'm more asexual now than what I was 3 minutes ago
My chubby kitty with her brother eating his foot in the background: http://imgur.com/3xZDAQN
Kitten Corps honor badge
Draw a samurai version of Ruth Bader Ginsburg!
Hi Matt (@ team),
Please can you draw me (Ben) and Lucy http://imgur.com/veNn36Y riding a rack of ribs into space. Love the Oatmeal
Thanks
draw a cat in a fighter jet...my cat has been terrified of the F35Bs flying over my house all day.