Firefighters, kittens wearing top hats and drinking whiskey and a sad panda
Melanie Bradley 2015-02-17T15:47:02-05:00
Left Shark riding on Katy Perry like she's a shark
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:47:03-05:00
...signed & verified by the oats himself
Isaiah Patterson 2015-02-17T15:47:03-05:00
ilerminaty cat
Nathaniel Levy 2015-02-17T15:47:06-05:00
please draw my favorite palindrome: God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! I think it would fit in to your oeuvre nicely
Kris Bovenizer 2015-02-17T15:47:08-05:00
mantis shrimp explodes a kitten with its murder sticks....
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T15:47:14-05:00
Quack, if we can survive the next 6 hours it should turn stable again. still at a rate of about 7 every 2 seconds. slowly dropping to 1 every 3 seconds over the 6 hours after that.
Let's hope i'm right.
Bacon ropes and life savers for everyone!
Dustin Albertson 2015-02-17T15:47:15-05:00
Draw me a cat in the Parthenon since I am in Athens Greece right now
Greta Heissenberger 2015-02-17T15:47:21-05:00
A kitten exploding in Boston right now. With THUNDERSNOW omgomgomg
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:47:24-05:00
Please draw a "Blizzard of Mice"
Billy Rutledge 2015-02-17T15:47:31-05:00
Please draw a classic Oatmeal character...
IN LEGO FORM!
Stacy Vicknair 2015-02-17T15:47:31-05:00
Please draw that one guy who keeps posting the same drawing suggestion. Not what he's asking for, just draw him.
Please draw a burrito-loving platypus in a sombrero drag racing a hippo wearing sunglasses.
Pha3drus 2015-02-17T15:47:34-05:00
@Matt Inman Please show us how much Sriracha you will put on your pizza at the cat shelter pizza party! An excited blurch could be worried about the potential for exploding kittens... :-)
Michael Butz 2015-02-17T15:47:49-05:00
Mr. Matt, would you please draw this crazy bastard. You can add Pirate cats, exploding cats, Chimi-changa-cats. But this is my cosplay: Dreadpool the Pirate, and I would love to see your take on him.
A drunk passed out kitten, surrounded by a bunch of empty jagermeister bottles
Sara de Velasco 2015-02-17T15:48:08-05:00
Hello Matt, could you please draw a crazy cat lady, me, who's freaking out about not getting her exploding Kittens pack delivered to the right address? I look like the little mermaid/shrek mash up of your dreams. Thanks!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:48:08-05:00
you are all vermitten
Nat Ashcroft 2015-02-17T15:48:16-05:00
a Kitten, a Goat, a Loveshack, and an explosion with Mantis Shrimp walking away not looking at it.. cause that what cool people do.
Kyle N 2015-02-17T15:48:20-05:00
Please draw cats with questionable moral compasses making poor business decisions.
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T15:48:20-05:00
haha @PR.F
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:48:24-05:00
DELICIOUS SALVATION! Bacon ropes and bacon preservers! I can see my grease slick spreading through the comment sea as I speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fat calico cat Bandit getting sick after eating too much too quickly YET AGAIN.
John 2015-02-17T15:49:01-05:00
I just read Gordon's comment and I second "Mantis shrimp enforcing vaccinations". Well done, sir.
Tammi Hamm 2015-02-17T15:49:01-05:00
Can you please draw me something awesome with snakes?! I love snake and I want everyone to know how wonderful and awesome they are! Please? <3 Tammi Hamm
ben elliott 2015-02-17T15:49:02-05:00
A cow with cannons for udders, wearing a saddle with a kitten riding it.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:49:09-05:00
How about drawing THREE BLIND LICE
Keith "Virrgo" Goken 2015-02-17T15:49:14-05:00
A Darwin Kitten on the Beagle picture please good sir !!!! :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:49:22-05:00
Now everyone shhhhhh....
Catzalcoatal 2015-02-17T15:49:23-05:00
And the sea becomes calm for 45 minutes. We are in the eye of the hurricane!
Janet Schaefer 2015-02-17T15:49:26-05:00
Draw me a banana dachshund.
CJ Farley 2015-02-17T15:49:29-05:00
My cat (a black and brown tabby that looks like a bowling ball with a really small head) knocking everything off the top of the fridge intentionally as she squalls at me to bring her more food. If even a tiny little surface of the bottom of her bowl is showing, starvation mode is officially activated. She could definitely blow up a house in her panic of only have 2.7 days of food remaining in her bowl...
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:49:31-05:00
This is a Pron Announcement : No slaves are allowed in the war room.
Alf Glesnes 2015-02-17T15:49:38-05:00
If you could draw a drunk viking riding a dinosaur fighting ducks I'll be damn happy. Ducks are assholes!
Pic of our demon black cat who loves to pee on the couch and our annoying gray/orange/white calico cat who always has to sit on my lap, not matter how much/little room is available there. (You can put them in the same pic obviously.) http://imgur.com/a/xcCYJ
Eric 2015-02-17T15:49:41-05:00
Since it's Mardi Gras, please show us how the Kittens are celebrating!
Q Elliott 2015-02-17T15:49:50-05:00
I have an old, one-eyed, Siamese cat. Can you please draw him as a pirate cat, complete with eye patch? His back story is complex and edgy man, a boy cat named Bella Luna (by the time his gender was discovered he already knew his name and would run to us if called). I feel like he could be a bit emo, but that might just be because we had to take his eye. Pics for inspiration:
http://i.imgur.com/lXTKJTj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Fkrzx58.jpg
Chris Vititoe 2015-02-17T15:49:51-05:00
Hotwurst, the pushy orangutan who dances at a chippendales.
And I'm never going to make the 1000, but this is the most I have ever posted :)
Jon Lakouk 2015-02-17T15:49:54-05:00
Dumptruck bear driving a bus full of intoxicated people off a cliff while they are remarking about the wonderful view of the mountains while snapping selfies.
@Creeper: his comment is long since buried.... there's no stopping this storm....
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:50:08-05:00
Draw a snail playing tennis
Matt Shock 2015-02-17T15:50:12-05:00
The best would be a drawing of my dogs enjoying the future rain of flaming kitten barbecue once this game is released! the image links are for reference. THANKS OATMEAL YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST FOR DOING AWESOME STUFF LIKE THIS!!!!
Maybe I'm dense but where will Matt's drawings appear? (And could you draw a boat full of barfing kittens being consumed in a traditional Viking funeral?)
Joel Duncan 2015-02-17T15:50:54-05:00
A possessed Terra Cotta Soldier riding a chtulu type centaur swinging corn-dog nun-chuks.
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:50:58-05:00
@Potatten, here's an extra large bag of Nope for you
Christopher Andrews 2015-02-17T15:51:05-05:00
Dear Mr. Oatmeal, I humbly request that you draw a cripple with a wheelchair made of guns and a cat-shaped grenade launcher.
Matt Engesser 2015-02-17T15:51:06-05:00
I would like to request a capybara in samurai armor for an illustration. So cute, but so deadly
jmquinn 2015-02-17T15:51:06-05:00
Can you draw a cat riding a dolphin that has laser beams on its head and a tattoo of the treble clef on its side riding in to the sunset
Adrianne 2015-02-17T15:51:09-05:00
Hi, can you draw a female crab with boobs that throws snakes?
Thanks!
Dana Hawkins 2015-02-17T15:51:11-05:00
Mmmmmmmmeeeeeeat.
Supercheech 2015-02-17T15:51:12-05:00
i'd like to see a hedgehog majestically riding a pegacorn into battle. the pegacorn should have rainbows coming out of it's butt.
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T15:51:16-05:00
PALINDROM ALERT!!!!! A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA
Kerri Loudoun 2015-02-17T15:51:23-05:00
Matt, would you draw yourself, Elan, and Shane, playing the game, while wearing a sombrero, a Shriner's Hat, and a matador hat, while drinking pina coladas in only underwear? Thank you!
Philippe 2015-02-17T15:51:27-05:00
Hey Matthew! I have a challenge for you!
Draw a horde of mayonnaise eating internetters furiously submitting 100 drawing requests per minute! Then in the center a cat doing the cutesy pity eyeglare with the ears pointing downwards. Ideally That cat holds a dickbutt picture kind of like in apology to give to the submittees.
Firefighters, kittens wearing top hats and drinking whiskey and a sad panda
Left Shark riding on Katy Perry like she's a shark
...signed & verified by the oats himself
ilerminaty cat
please draw my favorite palindrome: God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! I think it would fit in to your oeuvre nicely
mantis shrimp explodes a kitten with its murder sticks....
Quack, if we can survive the next 6 hours it should turn stable again. still at a rate of about 7 every 2 seconds. slowly dropping to 1 every 3 seconds over the 6 hours after that.
Let's hope i'm right.
Bacon ropes and life savers for everyone!
Draw me a cat in the Parthenon since I am in Athens Greece right now
A kitten exploding in Boston right now. With THUNDERSNOW omgomgomg
Please draw a "Blizzard of Mice"
Please draw a classic Oatmeal character...
IN LEGO FORM!
Please draw that one guy who keeps posting the same drawing suggestion. Not what he's asking for, just draw him.
Exploding sloths!
Please draw a burrito-loving platypus in a sombrero drag racing a hippo wearing sunglasses.
@Matt Inman Please show us how much Sriracha you will put on your pizza at the cat shelter pizza party! An excited blurch could be worried about the potential for exploding kittens... :-)
Mr. Matt, would you please draw this crazy bastard. You can add Pirate cats, exploding cats, Chimi-changa-cats. But this is my cosplay: Dreadpool the Pirate, and I would love to see your take on him.
https://www.facebook.com/dreadpooldapirate/photos/pb.210633875727060.-2207520000.1424205935./281572428633204/…
Draw yourself and the other creators playing the game, but in "live-action"!!!!!
ALMOST $7M......
an expansion to the dog paradox. I'm getting one, so it needs to have a positive spin (don't think i don't like your other comic :) )
I gotta go grab a sandwich. I'll be back in 45 minutes. I'm gonna draw Nathaniel Levy's palindrome when I get back.
Please draw ferrets being aloud in california.
Drawing request: DO I MAKE YOU MOIST? http://i.imgur.com/QG4PgJp.jpg
A Witch sewing a blanket screaming "I'm felting, I'm felting!"
Hi Matt,
Can you please draw my dog Iggy as a superhero?! http://i.imgur.com/xDX1q5y.jpg
A drunk passed out kitten, surrounded by a bunch of empty jagermeister bottles
Hello Matt, could you please draw a crazy cat lady, me, who's freaking out about not getting her exploding Kittens pack delivered to the right address? I look like the little mermaid/shrek mash up of your dreams. Thanks!
you are all vermitten
a Kitten, a Goat, a Loveshack, and an explosion with Mantis Shrimp walking away not looking at it.. cause that what cool people do.
Please draw cats with questionable moral compasses making poor business decisions.
haha @PR.F
DELICIOUS SALVATION! Bacon ropes and bacon preservers! I can see my grease slick spreading through the comment sea as I speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUZZAH FOR SANDWITCHES!!!!!!
Draw me a man worthy of my love
A triceratops wearing a fur coat and a top hat eating a giant dead sloth at a table with silverware. and maybe a bib too just to stay clean
Please draw a Waffle Wizard
a cat traveling in time to get petting from famous historical figures
how about a bear/furby hybrid jamming out on a saxophone
DRAW: A kitten that has fallen into a diaper bin (first world problems)
Can you draw that dancing peanut butter jelly guy, but as a cat banana about to explode!
Oh, mai Takeittens everywhere!
I'd enjoy seeing a passive aggressive badger.
in honor of oscars this weekend…… American Sniper Cat
Would love a drawing of (my) cat getting bullied by our two pet rats (which happens all the time).
I mean these suggestions are mostly great but it's making it hard to hold a convo
F you used that one already (i'm pretty sure)
This crazy dog, reacting to an exploding kitten http://imgur.com/cwksu01
45 minutes of HELL. HELP US MATT!
My fat calico cat Bandit getting sick after eating too much too quickly YET AGAIN.
I just read Gordon's comment and I second "Mantis shrimp enforcing vaccinations". Well done, sir.
Can you please draw me something awesome with snakes?! I love snake and I want everyone to know how wonderful and awesome they are! Please? <3 Tammi Hamm
A cow with cannons for udders, wearing a saddle with a kitten riding it.
How about drawing THREE BLIND LICE
A Darwin Kitten on the Beagle picture please good sir !!!! :)
Now everyone shhhhhh....
And the sea becomes calm for 45 minutes. We are in the eye of the hurricane!
Draw me a banana dachshund.
My cat (a black and brown tabby that looks like a bowling ball with a really small head) knocking everything off the top of the fridge intentionally as she squalls at me to bring her more food. If even a tiny little surface of the bottom of her bowl is showing, starvation mode is officially activated. She could definitely blow up a house in her panic of only have 2.7 days of food remaining in her bowl...
This is a Pron Announcement : No slaves are allowed in the war room.
If you could draw a drunk viking riding a dinosaur fighting ducks I'll be damn happy. Ducks are assholes!
Well I'm looking forward to this Palindrome https://www.dropbox.com/s/30imbg3lbglnx1a/20150106_110639.jpg…
Pic of our demon black cat who loves to pee on the couch and our annoying gray/orange/white calico cat who always has to sit on my lap, not matter how much/little room is available there. (You can put them in the same pic obviously.) http://imgur.com/a/xcCYJ
Since it's Mardi Gras, please show us how the Kittens are celebrating!
I have an old, one-eyed, Siamese cat. Can you please draw him as a pirate cat, complete with eye patch? His back story is complex and edgy man, a boy cat named Bella Luna (by the time his gender was discovered he already knew his name and would run to us if called). I feel like he could be a bit emo, but that might just be because we had to take his eye. Pics for inspiration:
http://i.imgur.com/lXTKJTj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Fkrzx58.jpg
Hotwurst, the pushy orangutan who dances at a chippendales.
Tiny Green Tree Frog Riding Atop a Giant Rhinoceros Beetle https://500px.com/Hendy_Mp
And I'm never going to make the 1000, but this is the most I have ever posted :)
Dumptruck bear driving a bus full of intoxicated people off a cliff while they are remarking about the wonderful view of the mountains while snapping selfies.
You know what, this is Elan's revenge for breaking his inbox.
Mind.
My.
Words.
@Potatten, the Vermitten?
A ghost kitten coming back for a second explosion...
@Creeper: his comment is long since buried.... there's no stopping this storm....
Draw a snail playing tennis
The best would be a drawing of my dogs enjoying the future rain of flaming kitten barbecue once this game is released! the image links are for reference. THANKS OATMEAL YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST FOR DOING AWESOME STUFF LIKE THIS!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/qP9DDZC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TwECSWi.jpg
@Idle/Wild, I'll take my chances by not minding them AT ALL
Tap dancing chicken in a waffle hat
A polar bear chasing an expedition
Please draw what my cat does late at night when anyone tries to go to the bathroom http://imgur.com/6TG7Bbv
Your best interpretation of what "Jennifer things" look like
Me as a Willy Wonkette and a friend wearing a unicorn head.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109409873035397936357/posts/ErC87XDLWVU…
Ok. I give up trying to make any sense of the comments thread. Be back in a couple of hours to see how things stand
in honor of Mardi Gras……Cat Tuesday
I need a picture of the bobcats destroying a city specifically....Bobracha!!!
Yes F, could have sworn you pulled that card already.
Drawing Comment Kickstarter: The epic battle between a Mantis Shrimp and a worthy mythical being of your choice.
Just came across this would love to see a picture of it.
http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_2…
Check out this sweet group photo The exPresident got of all the commenters!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/4281208-blue-balls-background.jpg
A Nut Tuna!
Maybe I'm dense but where will Matt's drawings appear? (And could you draw a boat full of barfing kittens being consumed in a traditional Viking funeral?)
A possessed Terra Cotta Soldier riding a chtulu type centaur swinging corn-dog nun-chuks.
Matthew is taking a lunch break everyone! Check out the twitter drinking game rules while you wait!! http://www.explodingkittens.com/drinking_game
@Potatten, here's an extra large bag of Nope for you
Dear Mr. Oatmeal, I humbly request that you draw a cripple with a wheelchair made of guns and a cat-shaped grenade launcher.
I would like to request a capybara in samurai armor for an illustration. So cute, but so deadly
Can you draw a cat riding a dolphin that has laser beams on its head and a tattoo of the treble clef on its side riding in to the sunset
Hi, can you draw a female crab with boobs that throws snakes?
Thanks!
Mmmmmmmmeeeeeeat.
i'd like to see a hedgehog majestically riding a pegacorn into battle. the pegacorn should have rainbows coming out of it's butt.
PALINDROM ALERT!!!!! A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA
Matt, would you draw yourself, Elan, and Shane, playing the game, while wearing a sombrero, a Shriner's Hat, and a matador hat, while drinking pina coladas in only underwear? Thank you!
Hey Matthew! I have a challenge for you!
Draw a horde of mayonnaise eating internetters furiously submitting 100 drawing requests per minute! Then in the center a cat doing the cutesy pity eyeglare with the ears pointing downwards. Ideally That cat holds a dickbutt picture kind of like in apology to give to the submittees.