Feel free to do this as quickly/poorly as possible
a banana that is actually a dog in disguise that fell asleep on a map of new zealand, snuggled up to an apple, while behind it 3 mokeys dressed as stalin, captain america, and hilary clinton, all looking maniacally at the map, the background is an interpretation of the the movie poster for an inconvenient truth
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T15:51:32-05:00
PALINDROME* ALERT!!!!! A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA
Please draw kittens doing battle while riding velociraptors
Wendy Mahonen 2015-02-17T15:51:39-05:00
Fat grey cat doing an AWESOME "Jabba the Hut" impersonation (my cat nailed this one a couple years ago - I just don't use imgur) -- feel free to go crazy and make it look like he ate Princess Leia.
Emily Salmons 2015-02-17T15:51:46-05:00
Please, draw me mowing down all these retards on twitter that cannot manage to follow directions regarding the drawings.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T15:51:59-05:00
I have no idea how long Mr. Inman is planning on drawing requests, but suspect it will be up to the Kitten Corps to inform his legions of fans after he has left, that he has, in fact, left for the day. Prepare for the mass disappointment we will face.
And Matt. Honestly. Thanks for doing this. It's making a lot of people happy.
Nicki Ogaki 2015-02-17T15:52:00-05:00
A bunch of fat kitties worshipping Our Lord and Saviour Jibbers.
My favourite Red Velvet Mite with middle fingers in the air and dangly bits censored, duelling with an Exploding Kitten.
Kaitlynn 2015-02-17T15:52:00-05:00
cylons in a metal band.
Ramiro 2015-02-17T15:52:01-05:00
2 angry kittens about to explode doing origami to calm the nerves.
Toby Stainton 2015-02-17T15:52:02-05:00
Draw a Haggis riding a dolphin into battle against a horde of rampaging Sarah Palins.
Chris Pyles 2015-02-17T15:52:07-05:00
Draw a kitten dressed as DC's Green Arrow with a quote that reads "You have failed this kitty!"
Jennifer Kistler 2015-02-17T15:52:10-05:00
I support Kyle N: Please draw cats with questionable moral compasses making poor business decisions
Melissa "The Creeper" Bakery Girl 2015-02-17T15:52:11-05:00
..... should i order pizza or chilaquilles for lunch/dinner?
Gnowun Uno 2015-02-17T15:52:13-05:00
Viking Werewolves!
"The Ex-President" a.k.a "TEP" 2015-02-17T15:52:14-05:00
Catzalcoatal, working on it. although i am no photoshopper, i believe the next post will do the legion justice.
Sarah Warren 2015-02-17T15:52:20-05:00
The people that just talk on here about showers and work for comment counts are getting flustered XD
dns12999 "Dave The Quack" 2015-02-17T15:52:29-05:00
ATTENTION ALL THE OATMEAL IS ON A BREAK YOU SHOULD BREAK TOO
I'd like to see a drawing of a Bobcat (animal) driving a Bobcat (machine)
Jessica Wisniski 2015-02-17T15:52:37-05:00
http://imgur.com/ktwpwf1 how about this sleepy monster. her name is dillinger. do with that what you will.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:52:38-05:00
@Idle/Wild, the only markings Pron will enjoy will be Professor F, pron & the vertical lines signifying how many slaves have died creating this. In their sorry memory
Myron Freeman 2015-02-17T15:52:40-05:00
Please draw a giant cat stomping through the snow in Boston.
So thank you!!!
But I'm going to be greedy and ask for one more sketch. I was training for a half marathon when I gave myself a stress fracture, any chance I can have something to mark this hilarity? Thank you!!
(and I hope you don't set your hand on fire with all the drawing today!)
M HUBNER 2015-02-17T15:53:04-05:00
New to the backer list, but a big Oatmeal fan...Any requests put out for Sriracha (sp?) kitten mashups yet?
Anthony Terragna 2015-02-17T15:53:05-05:00
I am waiting for $7M! :)
Jerome Strach 2015-02-17T15:53:12-05:00
Exploding Catzilla attacking Golden Gate Bridge - controlled by mouse in brain cavity.
@Sarah Warren: The Corp is not flustered. We are flabbergasted by the fact that half of the "requests" are nothing short of flat out demands, not even being polite as fuck.
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-02-17T15:53:50-05:00
@PoT, well said, sir!
Stacy Vicknair 2015-02-17T15:53:51-05:00
Please draw the dreams of a cat in a coma.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T15:53:57-05:00
@Everyone, Matthew Inman has requested everybody to sign off kickstarter, after the later's request, for about 15 minutes for maintenance purposes. You can find this comment further below.
Mathieu Saulnier 2015-02-17T15:53:58-05:00
Draw a Mexican stand of between Mantis, Flamethrower Bear, low hanging ball dragon and weaponize back hair
Robin York 2015-02-17T15:54:06-05:00
I don't want to be too pacific with my drawing request, I'll just wade and see if you pick mine... ;)
How about a cat-fish? Or a cat avoiding water?
@PoT: I don't think they even realize he left for lunch.......
Jacob Collins 2015-02-17T15:54:10-05:00
My buddy's cat poops in the tub when he forgets to change the litter. Interesting philospohy, no idea what led that cat to do that. True story, cat-bro.
James Hatfield 2015-02-17T15:54:13-05:00
I'd also like to see a sheet of eyeballs please. Single-sided is fine.
Mike Banning 2015-02-17T15:54:16-05:00
Raptor fighting a light saber cat on the moon
peter kapura 2015-02-17T15:54:17-05:00
A picture of Jibbers riding a Bear-O-Dactyl.
Benjamin 2015-02-17T15:54:20-05:00
Can you somehow make this more awesome? I have tumors in my head and the have to screw this thing to my head for a badass procedure called The Gamma Knife. They shoot radioactive lasers in my brain to kill them.
Draw picture of Elan, Matt, and Shane jumping into a $7M pile of money
mia dellapolla 2015-02-17T15:54:35-05:00
PLEASE draw a sloth holding a USA flag on a flying unicorn with lasers coming out of its eyes! You guys rock!
Wesley "Ia!" H. 2015-02-17T15:54:36-05:00
@PoT: Couldn't have said it better. Thanks to The Oatmeal!
Freek Teunen 2015-02-17T15:54:38-05:00
Dear Elan Lee,
Is there also a set of rules for this game, to turn it into a drinking game? :D I am a student you know, so I am more into drinking and girls than into kittens. (but very secretly, I am really into kittens...) Oh, now that I mention girls, could this game be turned into a drinking, strip naked kind of game? :p
Many thanks you are absolutely incredibly awesome!
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance!
Jenni Morgan McWright 2015-02-17T15:56:07-05:00
BLERCH. EXPLODING KITTENS. MANTIS SHRIMP. --- I'd like to see the Blerch playing Exploding Kittens with the Mantis Shrimp. Do it for us. Do it for Seattle. Do it for doin' its sake.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T15:56:09-05:00
Draw a giraffe with a bad attitude
KolibriKlopper 2015-02-17T15:56:09-05:00
I demand a Platy-Puss in Boots for the sake of all Kittenhood!
Feel free to do this as quickly/poorly as possible
a banana that is actually a dog in disguise that fell asleep on a map of new zealand, snuggled up to an apple, while behind it 3 mokeys dressed as stalin, captain america, and hilary clinton, all looking maniacally at the map, the background is an interpretation of the the movie poster for an inconvenient truth
PALINDROME* ALERT!!!!! A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA
SOOOO many things to draw. LARP!
http://imgur.com/V5T9wCu
@Kitkat WTF!!!!!!!
@F then MARK them on your Pron.
Please draw kittens doing battle while riding velociraptors
Fat grey cat doing an AWESOME "Jabba the Hut" impersonation (my cat nailed this one a couple years ago - I just don't use imgur) -- feel free to go crazy and make it look like he ate Princess Leia.
Please, draw me mowing down all these retards on twitter that cannot manage to follow directions regarding the drawings.
Nope isn't even your gag, and I've got all the nope I need thanks.
http://imgur.com/IC1mrmi or perhaps: http://imgur.com/7Wa4daK
Thanks for the awesome.
Please draw Lucy, my dog that loves barking at squirrels, stealing socks and looking totally innocent!
http://i.imgur.com/8od0qjU.jpg
Like Ross said to Rachel. WE'RE ON A BREAK!
Any version of this:
http://i.imgur.com/rlTx2Wv.jpg
I have no idea how long Mr. Inman is planning on drawing requests, but suspect it will be up to the Kitten Corps to inform his legions of fans after he has left, that he has, in fact, left for the day. Prepare for the mass disappointment we will face.
And Matt. Honestly. Thanks for doing this. It's making a lot of people happy.
A bunch of fat kitties worshipping Our Lord and Saviour Jibbers.
My favourite Red Velvet Mite with middle fingers in the air and dangly bits censored, duelling with an Exploding Kitten.
cylons in a metal band.
2 angry kittens about to explode doing origami to calm the nerves.
Draw a Haggis riding a dolphin into battle against a horde of rampaging Sarah Palins.
Draw a kitten dressed as DC's Green Arrow with a quote that reads "You have failed this kitty!"
I support Kyle N: Please draw cats with questionable moral compasses making poor business decisions
..... should i order pizza or chilaquilles for lunch/dinner?
Viking Werewolves!
Catzalcoatal, working on it. although i am no photoshopper, i believe the next post will do the legion justice.
The people that just talk on here about showers and work for comment counts are getting flustered XD
ATTENTION ALL THE OATMEAL IS ON A BREAK YOU SHOULD BREAK TOO
My cool ass dog ready to play some Exploding Kitten http://i.imgur.com/jkzB1Oc.jpg
A tardigrade drinking from a beer helmet. Sorry if my last suggestion came off as rude; just really excited about the idea. Love you, Oats!
Pizza
I'd like to see a drawing of a Bobcat (animal) driving a Bobcat (machine)
http://imgur.com/ktwpwf1
how about this sleepy monster. her name is dillinger. do with that what you will.
@Idle/Wild, the only markings Pron will enjoy will be Professor F, pron & the vertical lines signifying how many slaves have died creating this. In their sorry memory
Please draw a giant cat stomping through the snow in Boston.
@Creeper: Pizza. Always pizza. Top it with more pizza.
"I really need to get out of this sprint planning meeting."
Damn Kit Kat that is an impressive palindrome.
PoT -Very Well said.
Velociraptopuss
A TacoCat eating a TacoCat
Matt Inman, you've already been amazing to me for drawing this at a book signing:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
So thank you!!!
But I'm going to be greedy and ask for one more sketch. I was training for a half marathon when I gave myself a stress fracture, any chance I can have something to mark this hilarity? Thank you!!
(and I hope you don't set your hand on fire with all the drawing today!)
New to the backer list, but a big Oatmeal fan...Any requests put out for Sriracha (sp?) kitten mashups yet?
I am waiting for $7M! :)
Exploding Catzilla attacking Golden Gate Bridge - controlled by mouse in brain cavity.
@Owen: Pizza topped with [Back to the Future] pizzas.....
@CATZ thank you! Lets hope we can tell Matt when he gets back to draw it! For the CORPS
A solitary derpy whale at the bottom of the ocean.
A Yeti auditioning for the role of Chewbacca
Draw 3 pelicans playing 5 card poker
Draw a kitten.. On a unicorn... On an elephant... Standing on one leg on a stool �
I think I'm going to get up and go do stuff so I can participate in the EK drinking game. Gotta love being a student on break.
Please draw me and my boyfriend at the Palace of Fine Arts!
http://i.imgur.com/FLzLT9J.jpg
My dog looks like a luck dragon, but she can't fly. Can you help?
http://instagram.com/p/vexLsGlaxh/
If no Darwin Kitten how about Elan being over run by us the KittenCorps
Something about vets having to deal with an increase in number of exploded kitten cases?
Please draw my kitty. He is upset about the snow. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1610028_10101334367828155_981147467_n.jpg…
My friend's new dog with a ginormous tongue!
http://imgur.com/CwaD2hL
http://imgur.com/qUuYZrI
Please draw her like one of your French girls? Her name is Démocracie.
I'd like to see what you guys are going to be doing with $6.9M
@Sarah Warren: The Corp is not flustered. We are flabbergasted by the fact that half of the "requests" are nothing short of flat out demands, not even being polite as fuck.
@PoT, well said, sir!
Please draw the dreams of a cat in a coma.
@Everyone, Matthew Inman has requested everybody to sign off kickstarter, after the later's request, for about 15 minutes for maintenance purposes. You can find this comment further below.
Draw a Mexican stand of between Mantis, Flamethrower Bear, low hanging ball dragon and weaponize back hair
I don't want to be too pacific with my drawing request, I'll just wade and see if you pick mine... ;)
How about a cat-fish? Or a cat avoiding water?
@PoT: I don't think they even realize he left for lunch.......
My buddy's cat poops in the tub when he forgets to change the litter. Interesting philospohy, no idea what led that cat to do that. True story, cat-bro.
I'd also like to see a sheet of eyeballs please. Single-sided is fine.
Raptor fighting a light saber cat on the moon
A picture of Jibbers riding a Bear-O-Dactyl.
Can you somehow make this more awesome? I have tumors in my head and the have to screw this thing to my head for a badass procedure called The Gamma Knife. They shoot radioactive lasers in my brain to kill them.
http://i.imgur.com/cerc8KC.jpg
http://imgur.com/3uXYVx0
Beware the hungry Stapler.
How about a mantis-goat-shrimp!
Draw picture of Elan, Matt, and Shane jumping into a $7M pile of money
PLEASE draw a sloth holding a USA flag on a flying unicorn with lasers coming out of its eyes! You guys rock!
@PoT: Couldn't have said it better. Thanks to The Oatmeal!
Dear Elan Lee,
Is there also a set of rules for this game, to turn it into a drinking game? :D I am a student you know, so I am more into drinking and girls than into kittens. (but very secretly, I am really into kittens...) Oh, now that I mention girls, could this game be turned into a drinking, strip naked kind of game? :p
Many thanks you are absolutely incredibly awesome!
Regards,
Freek
Use your creativity on this one! https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/350x468q90/673/PU9xWw.jpg
Here's one of me and my sweet dog:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10670002_10203965868841583_9195323596382916142_n.jpg…
F, you are towing a line.....
oops *wade and sea. :P
But a Darwin Kitten would be great sir :)
Drawing of the fattest kitty exploding from food overload
Please draw yourself swimming in a pool of $7 million dollars, Scrooge McDuck style.
True, I take that back
WE'RE ON A BREAK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
I would really like to see the old dogs around a poker table. But with kitties and exploding backers.
A kitten playing this game against Chewbacca
The Oatmeal:: "I gotta go grab a sandwich. I'll be back in 45 minutes. I'm gonna draw Nathaniel Levy's palindrome when I get back."
A skinny nerdy boy with glasses and mouse brown hair leaping into a bouncy-house ball pit- only instead of balls it's filled with kittens!!!
Circle cat versus Tissue Snail Cat! http://m.imgur.com/8dHu6ow
http://m.imgur.com/j4m3fqJ
Find the rules for the games in the comment section ABOVE or at kittencorps.com!!!
Please draw the Kitty Safety Coordinator in utter disappointment over the success of this card game.
Please draw: kittens trying to rent a car at Enterprise.
So now what
@Freek Teunen: That's in the NSFW version, I hear...
@Catzalcoatal: http://imgur.com/mga1yFr
You are obliged to show us kittens puppeteering a velociraptor that is doing a potatodance!
BLERCH. EXPLODING KITTENS. MANTIS SHRIMP. --- I'd like to see the Blerch playing Exploding Kittens with the Mantis Shrimp. Do it for us. Do it for Seattle. Do it for doin' its sake.
Draw a giraffe with a bad attitude
I demand a Platy-Puss in Boots for the sake of all Kittenhood!
Family Christmas card
https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/934701_10201925874570809_1818699010_n.jpg…
Pron Announcement : Suicides & accidental deaths will not be tolerated.