Matt! Please draw quick comic about the Chipotle kleptomaniac...a suspicious looking guy that overly discretely (so not discretely at all) steals napkins, forks, hot sauce, salt shakers, etc., from his neighborhood Chipotle restaurants.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:49:49-05:00
@Cheetahbutt, that's because of the cyberboners & cockbraches, respectfully that is
David 2015-02-17T17:49:57-05:00
A kitten riding a Chinese New Year firecracker into a goat (year of the goat starts on Thursday) :)
Stark Jones 2015-02-17T17:49:57-05:00
In fact... you could go as far as to say that I am the patron saint of all nipples. If patron saints could be land owners. and land were nipples.
Tammie Dupuis 2015-02-17T17:50:12-05:00
Dear Oatmeal, please draw an octopod doing whatever you think octopods should be doing. We're super partial to Star Trek, if that helps with a theme.
Deanna Pasternak 2015-02-17T17:50:15-05:00
Please draw Bailey who prefers to sit in this box than to eat
Where are the drawings posted? What am I missing? Thanks!
Theo Goslett 2015-02-17T17:50:22-05:00
Heavy metal Kitty worships the dark lord only!
Croix Snapp 2015-02-17T17:50:33-05:00
How about a picture of your drawing hand rising up against you?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:50:35-05:00
and the regurgitating penguins..
Niall Rutter 2015-02-17T17:50:39-05:00
I'd love for you to draw a monkey being spanked by another monkey, hence overriding the current terminology for 'spank the monkey'.
Thank you very much you talented bunch of Genii. xxx
Kailen Swain 2015-02-17T17:50:40-05:00
Could you draw a penguins flying? Open to interpretation
@KitKat some of us might prefer not to see that picture although someone pouring a picture of beer over you while someone else is throwing a peperoni pizza at you - for making that suggestion - I could go for that ;)
Drew Eckhardt 2015-02-17T17:50:41-05:00
Cats attacking a Dogthulu as if they were X-wings descending upon the Death star!
Eric Wagner 2015-02-17T17:50:54-05:00
What about a picture showing all the awesome kittens exploding out of our mailbox when we open it to see our fantastic cards have arrived? SQUEE! =8-D
Kathryn Fanton 2015-02-17T17:51:00-05:00
A president kitten, instructing all his kitty minions to march against wrathful carrots
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T17:51:00-05:00
A mantis shrimp boxing match, how fast would that ish be? I bet Matt couldnt even draw that quick.
sparkypi 2015-02-17T17:51:25-05:00
Please draw our insanely evil and brilliant cat who will eventually take over the world. Oh, and this picture is of her imagining your tasty flesh, so if you draw it could you emphasize that? Thanks!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
Zack "KitKat" Rice 2015-02-17T17:51:34-05:00
@Tasha I could definitely go for that, this drinking game is starting to wear me out.
@intern - I've survived being hit by a Mack truck (literally), I've got lots of people who love me, generally I'm happy with life, well respected, and I get away with a lot because I'm nice...
Jeffrey Bergeron 2015-02-17T17:53:45-05:00
I want to see cats attacking Thomas Edison while Tesla stands back and laughs!
Please draw a scene from Die Hard in kitten form. You will be my hero!
Bryan Rogoff 2015-02-17T17:54:02-05:00
Can you draw my cat? I mean I know you can, but will you please? To help convince you, her full name is Lana McStinkerson Rogoff-Rich. I don't know why we decided to make her Irish. Anyway, here is a picture of her all caught up in my girlfriend's pocket book while simultaneously trying to snuggle a stuffed red panda and an apple she stole from the kitchen. Thanks!!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T17:54:55-05:00
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
Evan Kravitz 2015-02-17T17:54:58-05:00
Oh awesome Matthew please bless me with thy drawing of Jesus, dressed in toga and crown of thorns, riding a dinosaur (preferably a t-Rex or triceratops) having a siriacha party. Thank you very much
Matthew Helfgott 2015-02-17T17:55:01-05:00
Please draw a Jedi kitten meeting his father for the first time.
Imagine if each card from Exploding Kittens was explosive (ala X-Men's Gambit).
Now imagine the mantis shrimp adding these explosive cards to his already formidable arsenal death-dealing implements.
@KitKat yeah I don't think I'm drinking as much as I should be per game rules LOL
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T17:55:47-05:00
Brainbird!!
Kate Rowley 2015-02-17T17:55:49-05:00
oooh me me please me. Draw me, a slow fat triathlete who is blissful just to get to the end of a race and feels like a superheroine when encased in my rubber wetsuit :)
Tom Shirley 2015-02-17T17:55:54-05:00
Draw a Crocodile surfing in space
wes radstaak 2015-02-17T17:56:14-05:00
Gorgosaurus playing pingpong with painter Bob Ross
My one and only(personal) request has been lost somewhere 3k comments ago. >.>
I did agree on something for the Corp, which The Master has graciously provided. :D
Reinhardt Smit 2015-02-17T17:58:20-05:00
Please draw a running Boar Whore!
It's a nickname :)
Nina 2015-02-17T17:58:48-05:00
On point as always, sir, looking forward to seeing this become a reality.
I have a rather sappy request for a picture. My other half loves the Oatmeal, and has been going through a pretty serious bout of depression. I think an Oatmeal drawing of him would lift his spirits, if you have the time and would be so kind.
http://tinyurl.com/k7h25hz
Please Draw me walking away from my CR-V which the Mack truck had run into at 65mph
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T17:59:27-05:00
@GreatMountain, do tell
Jessica Wisniski 2015-02-17T17:59:28-05:00
matthew, please! :) my kitten dillinger and my dude having breakfast together. feel free to add as many laser beams an as much weaponized back hair as needed. the more back hair, the better!
http://i.imgur.com/Vas4Igp.jpg
donald reed 2015-02-17T17:59:29-05:00
draw a suicide bomber kitten that busts in on a group of cats playing exploding kittens
Isaac D. Huston 2015-02-17T17:59:41-05:00
Cthulu defusing a nuclear kitten with a laser pointer. Please?
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T17:59:43-05:00
@POT,
They're linked in the latest update
Eric Wrightson 2015-02-17T17:59:46-05:00
JIBBERS CRABST CAUSING A KITTEN TO EXPLODE
Sarang Kang 2015-02-17T18:00:00-05:00
kickstarter color edition of exploding kittens
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-02-17T18:00:06-05:00
my got, the jizz & crap in here.. laters
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T18:00:12-05:00
It seems some of the more outlandish requests have tapered off. Hello Corps!!
Vincenzo Cosmo 2015-02-17T18:00:14-05:00
Can you draw a cat playing lead guitar for the band Tesla? Thanks!
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-02-17T18:00:18-05:00
Crikey! I didn't even notice there had been an update!
Kelsey Starr 2015-02-17T18:00:32-05:00
I would love it if you drew a picture of my army boyfriend punching a Russian bear in the face while riding an eagle and "FREEDOM" in the background out of fireworks. He would really get a kick out of it. xD
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T18:00:35-05:00
Hello GCoD!
Kristof Telfix 2015-02-17T18:00:37-05:00
Please draw this with a cat (with explosives) coming out of the nr 3. http://tinyurl.com/kazv72u Thanks in advance!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-02-17T18:00:38-05:00
For a longish period there, following Corps replies was almost impossible!
JDT 2015-02-17T18:00:42-05:00
Please draw my weekend... For my weekend, I bought my dear wife a giant wood cabinet she was eyeing for an upstairs room. When the delivery truck showed up, he informed us there was no way it would fit up our stairs. The railing at the base of the stairs did not allow enough clearance. My wife looked at me and said, "That's not a big deal to remove, right?" Well, living by the motto "happy wife is happy life" I proceeded to literally dismantle my house and enable them to carry the furniture up the stairs. P.S. The cat just sat and watched...
Neil Lanier Pickering 2015-02-17T18:00:43-05:00
Joining the pool of requests and crazy people itching for a drawing...
Draw me (in my profile picture) being interupted while trying to do voice over recording by some sort of typical cat behavior thing. I dunno, maybe latching onto my head with its claws or something.
Marcus Henry Yee 2015-02-17T18:00:45-05:00
It would be unique to draw a cat laying down an jiu jitsu armbar on another cat?
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
monacegoose 2015-02-17T18:01:23-05:00
A guy with a beard shot in the shoulder with an arrow by his own son (who is still holding the ****ing big bow), both sitting in A&E AND THERE IS A GUY ON A HORSE BESIDE THEM IN FULL POLO GEAR (helmet, mallet) LAUGHING HIS A*SE OFF
If you could kind Sir, recreate My Ugly Christmas Sweater picture in the Oatmeal fashion.
http://imgur.com/434sclg
The requests here are getting increasingly vulgar, grotesque and sinister.
a starfish eating mantis shrimp with sriracha sauce......
My special kitty "Chuck"
http://i.imgur.com/1hh4aMN.jpg
Matt! Please draw quick comic about the Chipotle kleptomaniac...a suspicious looking guy that overly discretely (so not discretely at all) steals napkins, forks, hot sauce, salt shakers, etc., from his neighborhood Chipotle restaurants.
@Cheetahbutt, that's because of the cyberboners & cockbraches, respectfully that is
A kitten riding a Chinese New Year firecracker into a goat (year of the goat starts on Thursday) :)
In fact... you could go as far as to say that I am the patron saint of all nipples. If patron saints could be land owners. and land were nipples.
Dear Oatmeal, please draw an octopod doing whatever you think octopods should be doing. We're super partial to Star Trek, if that helps with a theme.
Please draw Bailey who prefers to sit in this box than to eat
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1743516_10153043045995941_4464501329793806761_n.jpg…
Where are the drawings posted? What am I missing? Thanks!
Heavy metal Kitty worships the dark lord only!
How about a picture of your drawing hand rising up against you?
and the regurgitating penguins..
I'd love for you to draw a monkey being spanked by another monkey, hence overriding the current terminology for 'spank the monkey'.
Thank you very much you talented bunch of Genii. xxx
Could you draw a penguins flying? Open to interpretation
@KitKat some of us might prefer not to see that picture although someone pouring a picture of beer over you while someone else is throwing a peperoni pizza at you - for making that suggestion - I could go for that ;)
Cats attacking a Dogthulu as if they were X-wings descending upon the Death star!
What about a picture showing all the awesome kittens exploding out of our mailbox when we open it to see our fantastic cards have arrived? SQUEE! =8-D
A president kitten, instructing all his kitty minions to march against wrathful carrots
A mantis shrimp boxing match, how fast would that ish be? I bet Matt couldnt even draw that quick.
Please draw our insanely evil and brilliant cat who will eventually take over the world. Oh, and this picture is of her imagining your tasty flesh, so if you draw it could you emphasize that? Thanks!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php…
@Tasha I could definitely go for that, this drinking game is starting to wear me out.
@Stacy Williams: https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
it would be totally cool to see an oatmeal-esque drawing of my childhood kitteh with my childhood astromech droid
http://imgur.com/6CX6ArB
A single tear drop on the lotus leaf of the minds eye of a kitten riding a pterobear
Fluffy High Five!
http://instagram.com/p/zLXRaYjNS4/…
@intern - I've survived being hit by a Mack truck (literally), I've got lots of people who love me, generally I'm happy with life, well respected, and I get away with a lot because I'm nice...
I want to see cats attacking Thomas Edison while Tesla stands back and laughs!
* sigh *
At least do a derpy whale for Epic. Please.
Stacy Williams - Twitter + https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments + https://www.facebook.com/media/set/…
Please draw a scene from Die Hard in kitten form. You will be my hero!
Can you draw my cat? I mean I know you can, but will you please? To help convince you, her full name is Lana McStinkerson Rogoff-Rich. I don't know why we decided to make her Irish. Anyway, here is a picture of her all caught up in my girlfriend's pocket book while simultaneously trying to snuggle a stuffed red panda and an apple she stole from the kitchen. Thanks!!
http://imgur.com/kdbtRpH
Please draw a picture of a ninja staring longingly at a pumpkin.
For those wanting to see all of Oatmeal's comments, keep this page up (and refresh it from time to time): https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
How bulldogs would feel If exploding kittens were allowed to dress them up for halloween:
https://onedrive.live.com/redir…
Evil Santa Jasmine would love to drawn too in all her evil glory
http://imgur.com/8VNTj0k
Villainy Update : Professor F has ran by congress the legitimacy of The Oatmeal. The discussions are ongoing
Draw me with hair and and without a broken nose. http://i.imgur.com/8c0prCx.jpg
Welcome Backers, new and old!
Soon this campaign will be wrapping up, so please consider joining the Kitten Corps. The backer created fan group for Exploding Kittens.
You can learn more about us at our website. www.kittencorps.com
Go to the FAQ page to learn how to join.
Go to the Fact Sheet to see how we roll
Go to the other pages because... reasons!
Check it out, join the club. Stay on the crazy train!
Oh awesome Matthew please bless me with thy drawing of Jesus, dressed in toga and crown of thorns, riding a dinosaur (preferably a t-Rex or triceratops) having a siriacha party. Thank you very much
Please draw a Jedi kitten meeting his father for the first time.
Tina: http://i.imgur.com/aBbqWoF.png
Please draw my tan colored 20lb cat...Mr. Nickers, playing with and destroying the stuffed red fox I HAD!!! Thank you
Are they plotting to kill?
http://imgur.com/zn9TpdA
DARK LICH FLUFFYBOTTOMS
Draw us in our inappropriate shirts!
http://imgur.com/pk3RheG
Imagine if each card from Exploding Kittens was explosive (ala X-Men's Gambit).
Now imagine the mantis shrimp adding these explosive cards to his already formidable arsenal death-dealing implements.
Please draw this cat exploding: http://imgur.com/LCFoB3t
@KitKat yeah I don't think I'm drinking as much as I should be per game rules LOL
Brainbird!!
oooh me me please me. Draw me, a slow fat triathlete who is blissful just to get to the end of a race and feels like a superheroine when encased in my rubber wetsuit :)
Draw a Crocodile surfing in space
Gorgosaurus playing pingpong with painter Bob Ross
Please and thank you! http://imgur.com/DwlrifI
Please draw "crazy octopus baker baby". Or an "octopus baker" baking babies: https://onedrive.live.com/redir…
or alternatively, a bearded dragon pondering the meaning of it all
Thanks @Matt for making all these illustrations! You rock!
http://i.imgur.com/njK1nQS.png
Congratulations on all your success!
A Santa Spit Taboo Bat Tips at NASA(Sorry last attempt at this) haha
It would be lovely to have an illustration of Sarah Donner drowning in kittens - she is awesome!!
That brain eating bird is great. Lucky Tina
Hi Matthew! Can you pretty please draw a Newton's Cradle but with Cats instead of metal spheres?! Thanks so much, Art Rules! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_cradle
http://imgur.com/fIBrIKc
Me with my "special hat"
A kitten in a squid costume on a magic carpet.
If you do this I'll share my squid on a magic carpet ;)
Here's the creepiest cat photo you'll ever see! Please draw if you have time and aren't too worried about sleeping at night: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FNBMDIgAAor1c.jpg:large
Be suspenseful & illiterate
Please draw my dog on a yacht! http://imgur.com/6eIYns3
When/where did drinking game rules get posted?
My one and only(personal) request has been lost somewhere 3k comments ago. >.>
I did agree on something for the Corp, which The Master has graciously provided. :D
Please draw a running Boar Whore!
It's a nickname :)
On point as always, sir, looking forward to seeing this become a reality.
I have a rather sappy request for a picture. My other half loves the Oatmeal, and has been going through a pretty serious bout of depression. I think an Oatmeal drawing of him would lift his spirits, if you have the time and would be so kind.
http://tinyurl.com/k7h25hz
sunset melding into sunrise
Our cat Spock plotting to destroy his human parents: http://imgur.com/KZ7fpsH
I shaved my cat naked. Please draw him some clothes http://instagram.com/p/WQcQiXzLD6/… :D Thank you!!!
@PoT in the update.
Please Draw me walking away from my CR-V which the Mack truck had run into at 65mph
@GreatMountain, do tell
matthew, please! :) my kitten dillinger and my dude having breakfast together. feel free to add as many laser beams an as much weaponized back hair as needed. the more back hair, the better!
http://i.imgur.com/Vas4Igp.jpg
draw a suicide bomber kitten that busts in on a group of cats playing exploding kittens
Cthulu defusing a nuclear kitten with a laser pointer. Please?
@POT,
They're linked in the latest update
JIBBERS CRABST CAUSING A KITTEN TO EXPLODE
kickstarter color edition of exploding kittens
my got, the jizz & crap in here.. laters
It seems some of the more outlandish requests have tapered off. Hello Corps!!
Can you draw a cat playing lead guitar for the band Tesla? Thanks!
@POT,
http://www.explodingkittens.com/drinking_game
Crikey! I didn't even notice there had been an update!
I would love it if you drew a picture of my army boyfriend punching a Russian bear in the face while riding an eagle and "FREEDOM" in the background out of fireworks. He would really get a kick out of it. xD
Hello GCoD!
Please draw this with a cat (with explosives) coming out of the nr 3. http://tinyurl.com/kazv72u Thanks in advance!
For a longish period there, following Corps replies was almost impossible!
Please draw my weekend... For my weekend, I bought my dear wife a giant wood cabinet she was eyeing for an upstairs room. When the delivery truck showed up, he informed us there was no way it would fit up our stairs. The railing at the base of the stairs did not allow enough clearance. My wife looked at me and said, "That's not a big deal to remove, right?" Well, living by the motto "happy wife is happy life" I proceeded to literally dismantle my house and enable them to carry the furniture up the stairs. P.S. The cat just sat and watched...
Joining the pool of requests and crazy people itching for a drawing...
Draw me (in my profile picture) being interupted while trying to do voice over recording by some sort of typical cat behavior thing. I dunno, maybe latching onto my head with its claws or something.
It would be unique to draw a cat laying down an jiu jitsu armbar on another cat?
http://themmacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MendesCobrinhaPansGracieMag.jpg
it's peanut butter Jelle time!
Matt will you kindly draw my beautiful. Stunning and amazing girlfriend and he little dog Mercedes. They are both lush
http://imgur.com/HKtXIRO
Please please please.
We will both love you forever.
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
A guy with a beard shot in the shoulder with an arrow by his own son (who is still holding the ****ing big bow), both sitting in A&E AND THERE IS A GUY ON A HORSE BESIDE THEM IN FULL POLO GEAR (helmet, mallet) LAUGHING HIS A*SE OFF