I'll just apologize in advance for the run-on sentence that will occur in addition to how asinine my request is going to be. Sooooooo... can you draw samurai cat people having a sword fight with cherry blossoms flying around where they just finished the fight like those scenes in the old samurai movies where there's a time lapse of five seconds where neither one moves... yeah. Something like that. And a huge cat version of Cthulhu looming in the background swigging on a huge jug of sake? Oh yeah and there's a huge Edo-style wave of water in the back of all of it. Oh and can you put in the Merchant from Resident Evil 4 with a text bubble saying "I've got some fine weres for sale." and has a cage with werewolves, were-tigers, and were-bears. I'll apologize once again for this request. It's a bit over the top.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-02-17T18:15:15-05:00
Later @Historian
Heather Cummings 2015-02-17T18:15:15-05:00
Two ferrets in an epic light saber battle (also don't judge me lol)
Cindy Mahedy 2015-02-17T18:16:05-05:00
Exploding kittens are fireworks for Rambo. One happy pooch, I'd imagine.
Dylan McKee 2015-02-17T18:16:09-05:00
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
Alexander Kary 2015-02-17T18:16:51-05:00
A bear riding a bullet train through Japan, gorging on Sriracha infused kittens.
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T18:16:52-05:00
Mr. Inman - Please draw a slug humping a tape measure.
Pete Woolley 2015-02-17T18:17:04-05:00
My cat Millie will not stop making #2's in my bath tub. Please draw an educational image for her.
Bye @Historian thanks for making me drink on your way out
Bryan Rogoff 2015-02-17T18:18:39-05:00
Can you draw my girlfriend holding our kitten before she grew up to be a biting psychopath? The cat did, not the girlfriend... http://imgur.com/kWPWxT4
Another great one. Really @Matthew you have gone out of your way today to make this one of the best & definitely most interactive Kickstarters I've ever participated in.
LadyZ of the house Vampitten 2015-02-17T18:19:35-05:00
These drawing are hilarious!! My favourites are the Kitten Corps logo, of course (how awesome is it that he did that?!) and the penguin regurgitating itself; that one reminds me of MC Escher's Drawing Hands.
Sara Marsden 2015-02-17T18:19:47-05:00
I would love to see a drawing of a - Puppy Eating Pancake! As it is Pancake Day!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-02-17T18:19:53-05:00
+1 Explaitten
David 2015-02-17T18:20:07-05:00
Jibbers Crabst watching humans eat crabs. Tear coming out of his eyes, anger soaring through his crabby veins.
Sorry for my earlier ninja/zombie/unicorn/etc. submission. Could you please draw my sister instead? She's the one on the left: http://imgur.com/r3JQsMj
My wife will not stop reminding me that I "forgot to get a Valentine's gift". I thought that maybe a portrait from a famous cartoonist would cheer her up. Here is her pic http://imgur.com/Fz6H0vz (I included one with our daughter and dog, because I know how much you love drawing babies and pets).
Thanks Matt!
Dan Gartland 2015-02-17T18:23:01-05:00
Please draw a picture of two kittens cuddling for my friend who has severe depression and needs a pick me up really badly. She really enjoys your work so it would mean a hell of a lot to her.
I moved up another rank among commenters & I've been doing real participation. Hey thanks @Matthew it's been my best comment day ever. :D
Brian Papineau 2015-02-17T18:23:13-05:00
Three black cats each sending reports to their home world. (How those messages are xmitted and what their messages are, are up to you) We all know they are just interplanetary spies, plotting our destruction.
Kim Thurston 2015-02-17T18:23:25-05:00
We have 4 cats. How about a pic of cat wars over a bag of catnip? You guys rock.
Please draw an architecture student passed out at their drawing table with a cat who has walked all over their drawings leaving paw prints everywhere now sleeping on the students head. I don't do as much drafting anymore but my cat and my classmates cat usually mess up either our drawings or models. Thank you guys and Thanks for letting us back you it was the most fun ever!
@alex better set a "buy v-day gift" reminder NOW for next year. LOL Good luck.
Proper apology
I'm sorry for...
This is/was wrong because...
In the future I will...
Please forgive me?
Jesse Jenkins 2015-02-17T18:25:36-05:00
It would be absolutely amazballs if you could take this stupid picture of my friend and I wearing stupid animal masks and make it even better: http://imgur.com/jPIBDMq
Here's also some pictures of my 6 month old nephew opening christmas gifts that you could have fun with: http://imgur.com/a/LXBDf
Mr. PACG 2015-02-17T18:25:54-05:00
Please draw an Alligator with wheels instead of feet
Nicolas Ducharme 2015-02-17T18:25:59-05:00
My team and I are looking for a logo, we are the StratoCats, what's more awesome than a cat is a cat in the cloud! here's my fancy doodle! http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb
Whatever you draw, we will print it on a t-shirts. GO WILD!
David Cannon 2015-02-17T18:26:09-05:00
Catatonic.... Wide Eyed Cat with a Drink in his hand
sarah keitz 2015-02-17T18:26:28-05:00
A photo of my little sister for you to draw (or not). Had to choose between that and the one family Christmas pic where Batman a.k.a. Son#1 is giving the pollo verse to the camera. Hard decision, lol. http://1-888-cthulhu.tumblr.com/image/111319297421
Dragonfang 2015-02-17T18:26:35-05:00
Mutant squirrel octopus hybrid!
Drew 2015-02-17T18:26:41-05:00
Mantis Shrimp battling Godzilla, or possibly mailing some jerk a berzerk mantis shrimp.
Grace Dempsey 2015-02-17T18:26:46-05:00
A cat eating a badger pizza.
samuel ledoux 2015-02-17T18:26:57-05:00
Dear Matt,
I understand there is a lot of request over here, this thing kind of exploded *pun intended*. I would like to request a drawing for a mix between a cat and a cloud. The reason for this is the team I work with are called StatoCats. If this were to happen, we will make t-shirts out of it!
Here is a very poor representation of my idea, maybe you can enhance it a bit? http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb
Thanks!
Ron Au 2015-02-17T18:26:59-05:00
"WE FOUND PUNS IN HELL."
Think you can illustradoodlate whatever comes to your mind when you imagine that?
:D
Steve Glinert 2015-02-17T18:27:01-05:00
It's my GF Tiffany's birthday, and it would make her so happy if you could draw her favourite plush lobster (whom she calls "Pinchie") wishing her a happy birthday.
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart!
@Nicholas my advice to you - stop asking for a business related picture - try something personal instead. A professional is here to share fun time with us and give a few people a special momento.
Hello! :)
Can you please draw me and my hubby riding dinosaurs with swords? Or maybe folfing (frisbee golfing) with a t-rex and a pterodactyl? Thank you! :)
http://i.imgur.com/7Q1Fq0E.jpg
Collin Webster 2015-02-17T18:30:42-05:00
A few ideas:
1) Sunbeam through a window - I've seen many cats walking along, get hit by a sunbeam, and fall over asleep in just a few moments.
2) Heater vent - Every house I've owned that had heater vents in the floor have resulted in cats living on tops of the vents. They won't explode if they're warm!
3) Squirt Gun - like a laser pointer, and owner with a squirt gun will stop most any cats.
4) Heated cat beds - yes, these are a thing..
5) Peanut butter on their paws (placed by a menacing child) - they will stop what they are doing and lick and lick, and shake their paws - anything to get it off.
I could keep going - this is fun!
Brent Hiett 2015-02-17T18:30:48-05:00
Could you please draw your interpretation of a Velocipus? It is a cross of a velociraptor and a platypus, and together they form the most majestic creature ever to be imagined. PLEASE!
Logan 2015-02-17T18:30:55-05:00
Draw the oatmeal playing tug of war with a silver back gorilla
Matthew Inman 2015-02-17T18:31:08-05:00
I'm done for now. I might hop on later tonight or over the next few days.
Thanks to everyone who contributed. It was a lot of fun.
Zombie robot unicorns impaling ninja rainbow kittens!
Later, Historian!
Tips of what Matthew won't draw as well as images he has drawn can be found in his comments https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
Please draw a fat cat vomiting peace signs
ahhhh so good!
Cats + Martin Luther and/or the Catholic Church.
I'll just apologize in advance for the run-on sentence that will occur in addition to how asinine my request is going to be. Sooooooo... can you draw samurai cat people having a sword fight with cherry blossoms flying around where they just finished the fight like those scenes in the old samurai movies where there's a time lapse of five seconds where neither one moves... yeah. Something like that. And a huge cat version of Cthulhu looming in the background swigging on a huge jug of sake? Oh yeah and there's a huge Edo-style wave of water in the back of all of it. Oh and can you put in the Merchant from Resident Evil 4 with a text bubble saying "I've got some fine weres for sale." and has a cage with werewolves, were-tigers, and were-bears. I'll apologize once again for this request. It's a bit over the top.
Later @Historian
Two ferrets in an epic light saber battle (also don't judge me lol)
Exploding kittens are fireworks for Rambo. One happy pooch, I'd imagine.
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
A bear riding a bullet train through Japan, gorging on Sriracha infused kittens.
Mr. Inman - Please draw a slug humping a tape measure.
My cat Millie will not stop making #2's in my bath tub. Please draw an educational image for her.
@Jackagirl thank you for that link it was a very entertaining article on cats in the military :-)
Please draw our mischievous kitten friends.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10891773_10155082666695192_6221066297378068885_n.jpg…
Please draw an epic corgi vs kitty battle.
https://twitter.com/blackholes/status/567808520457056256
Cat's the way I like it!
Draw all three of you rolling around and making 7 million dollars rain! (Congrats.)
The Bobcats playing the Exploding Kittens card game
Bye @Historian thanks for making me drink on your way out
Can you draw my girlfriend holding our kitten before she grew up to be a biting psychopath? The cat did, not the girlfriend... http://imgur.com/kWPWxT4
A woman's baby fetus exploding out of her tummeh!
http://a0.img.mobypicture.com/9426ef9dc578fc1ebdb4c0756b878de0_view.jpg
Love to see a drawing of a cat playing candy crush on an iBone 5
Any drawing of a cheese/dinosaur hybrid please ;)
I would like a rainbow, bacon, ninja, zombie, doing some rainbow, bacon, ninja, zombie type stuff. If you could be so kind.
Another great one. Really @Matthew you have gone out of your way today to make this one of the best & definitely most interactive Kickstarters I've ever participated in.
These drawing are hilarious!! My favourites are the Kitten Corps logo, of course (how awesome is it that he did that?!) and the penguin regurgitating itself; that one reminds me of MC Escher's Drawing Hands.
I would love to see a drawing of a - Puppy Eating Pancake! As it is Pancake Day!
+1 Explaitten
Jibbers Crabst watching humans eat crabs. Tear coming out of his eyes, anger soaring through his crabby veins.
http://i.imgur.com/93VKice.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0sSY8Mg.jpg
If you could kind Sir, recreate My Ugly Christmas Sweater picture in the Oatmeal fashion.
http://imgur.com/434sclg
Sorry for my earlier ninja/zombie/unicorn/etc. submission. Could you please draw my sister instead? She's the one on the left: http://imgur.com/r3JQsMj
The Kitten Corps one is epic
@Sara Marsden,
Happy Pancake Day!
Pease draw a toaster making cat head shaped toast
Rabbits shooting poop pellets out of their butts like a machine gun, at my overlord dog, would be super entertaining
Please Draw my cats, Tiberius is a tad grumpy. http://imgur.com/S7bvPP1
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
i would love to see your take on a reaper named Dave... aka Dave the Reaper
Please draw an octopussycat :)
Draw me! Draw me! http://imgur.com/6Y9LuN9 Cheers!
Inquisitive cat - http://imgur.com/Vykxb7M
My wife will not stop reminding me that I "forgot to get a Valentine's gift". I thought that maybe a portrait from a famous cartoonist would cheer her up. Here is her pic http://imgur.com/Fz6H0vz (I included one with our daughter and dog, because I know how much you love drawing babies and pets).
Thanks Matt!
Please draw a picture of two kittens cuddling for my friend who has severe depression and needs a pick me up really badly. She really enjoys your work so it would mean a hell of a lot to her.
I moved up another rank among commenters & I've been doing real participation. Hey thanks @Matthew it's been my best comment day ever. :D
Three black cats each sending reports to their home world. (How those messages are xmitted and what their messages are, are up to you) We all know they are just interplanetary spies, plotting our destruction.
We have 4 cats. How about a pic of cat wars over a bag of catnip? You guys rock.
How about a drawing of a cat with bird flu?
For anyone that wants to follow all of Oatmeal's comments and image posts, here the link:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/1062472963/comments
http://i.imgur.com/M3Z5TAz.jpg Maybe draw my dog, please?
A prehistoric dog.
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/HVjZXcHsekRCSuSgaE8j69MTjNZETYmyPJy0liipFm0…
Draw the great cat inquisitor!
http://imgur.com/qY2Vfgr
Please draw this as if it's a scene from an action movie :D
By the way, you guys are awesome!
Yay for 100,000 Facebook Likes.
Please draw an architecture student passed out at their drawing table with a cat who has walked all over their drawings leaving paw prints everywhere now sleeping on the students head. I don't do as much drafting anymore but my cat and my classmates cat usually mess up either our drawings or models. Thank you guys and Thanks for letting us back you it was the most fun ever!
Try out this photoshop job! http://i.imgur.com/Xnmouq3.png
Dog defending the cat from exploding
http://imgur.com/z9FrVf6
@alex better set a "buy v-day gift" reminder NOW for next year. LOL Good luck.
Proper apology
I'm sorry for...
This is/was wrong because...
In the future I will...
Please forgive me?
It would be absolutely amazballs if you could take this stupid picture of my friend and I wearing stupid animal masks and make it even better: http://imgur.com/jPIBDMq
Here's also some pictures of my 6 month old nephew opening christmas gifts that you could have fun with: http://imgur.com/a/LXBDf
Please draw an Alligator with wheels instead of feet
My team and I are looking for a logo, we are the StratoCats, what's more awesome than a cat is a cat in the cloud! here's my fancy doodle! http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb
Whatever you draw, we will print it on a t-shirts. GO WILD!
Catatonic.... Wide Eyed Cat with a Drink in his hand
A photo of my little sister for you to draw (or not). Had to choose between that and the one family Christmas pic where Batman a.k.a. Son#1 is giving the pollo verse to the camera. Hard decision, lol. http://1-888-cthulhu.tumblr.com/image/111319297421
Mutant squirrel octopus hybrid!
Mantis Shrimp battling Godzilla, or possibly mailing some jerk a berzerk mantis shrimp.
A cat eating a badger pizza.
Dear Matt,
I understand there is a lot of request over here, this thing kind of exploded *pun intended*. I would like to request a drawing for a mix between a cat and a cloud. The reason for this is the team I work with are called StatoCats. If this were to happen, we will make t-shirts out of it!
Here is a very poor representation of my idea, maybe you can enhance it a bit? http://imgur.com/6Ts5Gwb
Thanks!
"WE FOUND PUNS IN HELL."
Think you can illustradoodlate whatever comes to your mind when you imagine that?
:D
It's my GF Tiffany's birthday, and it would make her so happy if you could draw her favourite plush lobster (whom she calls "Pinchie") wishing her a happy birthday.
http://imgur.com/MDJtuLT
Grumpy Cat with an Exploding Kitten
draw us adoring fans kissing your feet...and doing other worshipy-type activities. <3
my hat could be eating my head!
http://imgur.com/fIBrIKc
Me with my "special hat"
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog! (that is both a palindrome and my request for a picture)
Please draw a half human / half pizza box delivering a pizza
A cyborg unicorn cat with a Sriracha bottle for its body. Thanks :D
An Aquaman anything. i will make it a car decal. please and thank you.
http://i.imgur.com/93VKice.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0sSY8Mg.jpg
@Carley L,
I like your palindrome. lol
Or please can you draw my laser pups!
http://i.imgur.com/bLhMtMj.png
Has the comments section returned to normal yet?
Or please can you draw my dopey dog!
http://i.imgur.com/E8AJAit.jpg
No.
@Geist,
Nope. Not even close...
boob wizard's appretice RAGING VAGINA TRACT- I MEAN MAGE!
A drawing of a popcorn eating mouse
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Hi Matt,
I'm a big fan of you!
For the stretch goals i have made this awesome picture of a cat beard: http://i.imgur.com/6GsVBOR.png
After that photo I found a family for the kitty (I have rescued it in the street).
But when I was uploading the photo i saw that the "Update 9" sign was missing :(
Please don't let waste my photo. Draw an awesome version of it.
Continue to change this fucking world to a better place with better people!
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart!
TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA
Please draw our dachshund driving SUV.
http://imgur.com/JyEsJVQ
It has seemed to slow down a bit, though. I think the east coast is eating dinner.
http://i.imgur.com/zRFiVKJ.png
@Nicholas my advice to you - stop asking for a business related picture - try something personal instead. A professional is here to share fun time with us and give a few people a special momento.
@Geist: Not yet.
http://i.imgur.com/WYzwKqk.jpg
Hello! :)
Can you please draw me and my hubby riding dinosaurs with swords? Or maybe folfing (frisbee golfing) with a t-rex and a pterodactyl? Thank you! :)
http://i.imgur.com/7Q1Fq0E.jpg
A few ideas:
1) Sunbeam through a window - I've seen many cats walking along, get hit by a sunbeam, and fall over asleep in just a few moments.
2) Heater vent - Every house I've owned that had heater vents in the floor have resulted in cats living on tops of the vents. They won't explode if they're warm!
3) Squirt Gun - like a laser pointer, and owner with a squirt gun will stop most any cats.
4) Heated cat beds - yes, these are a thing..
5) Peanut butter on their paws (placed by a menacing child) - they will stop what they are doing and lick and lick, and shake their paws - anything to get it off.
I could keep going - this is fun!
Could you please draw your interpretation of a Velocipus? It is a cross of a velociraptor and a platypus, and together they form the most majestic creature ever to be imagined. PLEASE!
Draw the oatmeal playing tug of war with a silver back gorilla
I'm done for now. I might hop on later tonight or over the next few days.
Thanks to everyone who contributed. It was a lot of fun.
-Oats