My blubber it's so warm. If you could make a blanket out of it. You would burn alive from its hotness. So what are we talking about.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-02T22:05:38-05:00
I've just been cruising the net, and popping in here every so often to see if conversation has erupted. Apparently we need to discuss unicorn farts if that is to happen.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-02T22:07:25-05:00
I heard unicorn farts are quite tasty
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-02T22:21:15-05:00
Luckily I am not putting my mouth anywhere near a unicorn's bunghole.
Shannon 2015-03-02T22:43:55-05:00
Is there any way to track just the important update comments on here from Elan and co since there's no way I'll ever catch them?
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-02T22:46:28-05:00
@Shannon, go to the Creator's bio and click on the link there to see just Elan's comments.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-02T22:57:23-05:00
Nice mug, CB. I was just checking, my stickers are lost someplace. They shipped via DHL, who then rely on the USPS for final delivery. DHL says they were dropped off at the post office, yet the USPS shows no record of the tracking number. To make it worse, Café Press shows I was shipped just one package, the shirt, etc.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:03:09-05:00
Yay mug! Looks great! Can't wait to get that once my funds improve.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:20:29-05:00
Hope everyone's evening was more pleasant than mine.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-02T23:21:34-05:00
Why do you say that
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:24:50-05:00
Customer: "what drink do you recommend? Wait-what's your favorite drink? Whatever you let go through those lips of yours, if gladly drink"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:25:03-05:00
*i'd gladly drink
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:25:50-05:00
Same customer: "I love a woman who serves me liquor. What else can you do for me?"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:29:51-05:00
Customer: what juice do you have?
I list.
CUstomer: what kind of place doesn't have iced tea?
I stare. We have iced tea.
Customer: why didn't you say so?? That's a fucking juice.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-02T23:32:04-05:00
Sounds like a fun job
Epicderpguy 2015-03-02T23:33:26-05:00
Seems like he really bamboozled you this time!
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-03-02T23:38:02-05:00
@Dr. Potatten... Thank you for thinking of me, I'm alrightish
@Geist & @Prof F... I feel like I've been sucked under the deep dark ocean or burrowed into a mountain or huddled in a makeshift igloo on the South Pole... Come to think of it all good options
...oh yes, and totally on the 80s trippin'
In short, still alive, still checking in, just more less posty.
Anja "Cha!" Allen 2015-03-02T23:39:38-05:00
@Creeper... Sorry to hear about your unpleasant shift with shitty customers
Epicderpguy 2015-03-02T23:45:53-05:00
It tends to happen in sales a lot I bet
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:49:53-05:00
Indeed it does. (Disappeared to close out). On my way home now.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-02T23:50:33-05:00
How have you been, cha! ?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:00:55-05:00
Hi everyone! I've been gone from this page for 3 or 4 days now! How is that possible?!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:01:50-05:00
Zem, I am shocked. SHOCKED.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:03:15-05:00
Well I'm here now. Did you notice?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:04:28-05:00
Notice the absence? I did indeed. But I worked most of the weekend, assumed I missed you when I was gone.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:05:51-05:00
I just had other things to do. Found a few new things, but now I realized i've been gone and have about an hour.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:06:54-05:00
Avalanche of work with inexperienced colleague = AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! I feel like I've been buried. I might get to go home within the hour (I'm supposed to be off right now.)
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:07:11-05:00
I know right?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:07:25-05:00
That seal tho.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:08:52-05:00
Remember that one time in that one place with those people. Man that was fun....
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:09:54-05:00
You know I'm quie surprised I don't have a banner saying "off topic person"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:09:55-05:00
Totes.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:10:19-05:00
You just can't beat toast.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:10:30-05:00
But eggs you can.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-03T00:13:41-05:00
Sooooooo Ya...
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:19:27-05:00
Sorry. Commuting. Good joke though
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:19:47-05:00
Eep. Snow kitty staring at me...
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:19:53-05:00
Him: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: No
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, unless you've been trained and approved to run any of these tests
Him: I haven't
Me: I didn't think so. No, there's nothing else you can do.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:22:02-05:00
I hate training new staff.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:25:27-05:00
It's not training, per se. That was the phlebotomist. He doesn't usually close, so he was a bit slower getting some of the stuff ordered and processed than he needed to be, and he put a bunch of stuff in the wrong location. Phlebs aren't allowed to do any actual lab work, though, for obvious reasons.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:26:48-05:00
I'm going to nod like I understand why.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:30:39-05:00
Phlebotomy requires a high school diploma. What I do requires a bachelor's in Medical Laboratory Science. Basically, people in my position are over-qualified to do phlebotomy and phlebs are waaay underqualified to do what I do.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-03T00:30:55-05:00
Morning....
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:31:33-05:00
And it really doesn't help that he told me just a few minutes ago that there's a microscopic urinalysis that's been waiting to be done for an hour and a half, which was in the wrong place, so I didn't even effing know about it
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-03T00:31:48-05:00
What he's saying is they do eerie experiments on living blood cells, in order to create better Zombittens.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-03T00:32:53-05:00
Not looking forward to this heat wave. It's 0730 AM and already 26 Celsius
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:33:27-05:00
I mean- LZ explained it well. GCoD explained it weller.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:35:02-05:00
Morning TEP. How's the family?
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-03T00:38:17-05:00
Littlest one is crawling around and managed to pull herself upright against the couch. Very good development milestone. Other Lilltle one is taking ballet classes (more for fun and playing than anything serious). Wife is doing ok, but she can't seem to fathom my fascination with exploding kittens or the kitten corps. Working on that.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:38:32-05:00
Whoops, got into a couple videos! Sorry for leaving you all out here thinking I died or something. I know how you all worry.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-03T00:41:29-05:00
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy:
"Zem" is the name of all Sqornshellous Zeta mattresses; as Zem himself puts it, "Some of us are killed, [i.e. taken away to be dried and slept on] but all of us are called Zem, so we never know which and globbering is thus kept to a minimum."
So we weren't worried. We knew that you'd be fine Zem.
:P
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:41:30-05:00
Wow, LZ. Sounds like... fun. Also, aren't you supposed to be doing work instead of being here? Wait, I can't be talking about something like that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:42:56-05:00
Guys- call back search party.
TEP- that's great about pulling herself up!! Congrats! Explain to wife- it's a global networking community of like-minded...ehh...people with... Kittens and minions... Umm.... If you ever visit New York- dessert is on me?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:42:58-05:00
@TEP I never know if I'm the one taken, but it does help. I don't even know if I'm the same mattress, but I'm here nonetheless, flolloping and gibbering for your enjoyment!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:44:00-05:00
@Creeper you had me at free dessert. Next time can you say that first so we don't have to read the whole thing? ;)
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-03T00:44:43-05:00
free dessert? where? where?!
Dave 2015-03-03T00:44:52-05:00
Did you flirt for some tips? I would flirt
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-03T00:45:11-05:00
Sigh -- I just can't get into commenting on anything at the moment ... it was a boring day here ...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:46:14-05:00
On the up side, I'm not really sick anymore, just the kind of coughing that hurts alot. The week of feeling like crap is coming to a close!
Dave 2015-03-03T00:48:33-05:00
To creeper.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:48:49-05:00
Is it sad that I looked at the urine, saw all the calcium oxalate crystals and thought, "Ooooh! how pretty!"?
Dave 2015-03-03T00:50:04-05:00
Were they golden?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:51:30-05:00
Well, the back light is yellow, so they look kind of golden. They're octahedral, so they look like square stars.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:52:21-05:00
@dave- ugh. No.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:52:24-05:00
@LZ Woow, this person's pee is pretty! Not good for them, especially with that stuff, but still.
Yay kidney stones and stuff!
Dave 2015-03-03T00:52:43-05:00
Sounds nice
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:53:09-05:00
I do a damn good job, and this isn't some trashy bar. Don't be some Pervy douche and expect me to giggle and play just to get money from you. I ain't a stripper!!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:53:36-05:00
@gcod- I liked your comment about Lz's job, though
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:54:03-05:00
@creeper but what if we make a big reveal and it's one of us? Then do we still get the free dessert? ;)
Dave 2015-03-03T00:54:26-05:00
Flirting is good for tips. Unless they are too creepy for creeper
Dave 2015-03-03T00:55:24-05:00
I just learned strippers are people too.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:55:26-05:00
If any of you pull that Crap with me, I'll shove the dessert so far up your bum...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:55:52-05:00
Yeah, the ones she was saying earlier were too creepy for a creeper.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:56:15-05:00
@Creeper, but is it still free? ;)
Dave 2015-03-03T00:56:53-05:00
But...sorry did not know it was a bar. Different then waiting on tables
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:57:01-05:00
Dave- I'm nice. I smile. I talk. I laugh. I don't like inappropriate comments from someone that talks down to me and expects me to play along. When none of my male coworkers have to put up with that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:57:54-05:00
No- i wait on tables. At a big restaurant. Formal whites. Blablah
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T00:58:03-05:00
Oh my good hell! I just noticed the one with all the crystals is from a ten-year-old kid! Why does a ten-year-old have such huge crystals in such large quantities!? Seriously, these things are at least twice the size of white blood cells!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:58:27-05:00
Zem... Yes. Yes- still free. :)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:58:49-05:00
What if I go there and make a male coworker extremely uncomfortable for you? I'll have a little table name sign thing with my name for you. Then I get dessert and to make someone uncomfortable!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T00:59:24-05:00
Hahah- Zem, I have a list of coworkers for you to visit. :)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T00:59:33-05:00
@LZ wow. thank you for making me still want to get a degree in anything to do with labs. ever.
Dave 2015-03-03T01:00:48-05:00
I thought ya meant bar. I like bars. Sounds too fancy for creepies
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-03T01:01:10-05:00
You're welcome, Zem!
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-03-03T01:01:12-05:00
Speaking of creepies ....
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T01:02:01-05:00
@dave- zactly. I'm not a bartender in some dive place wearing low-cut shirt.
Dave 2015-03-03T01:02:21-05:00
Speaking of desert. Say it is your b day
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-03T01:02:34-05:00
Good point. Does anybody even know where the free dessert in NY is? Oh well, it's more fun to go to every establishment and ask, "Hey, is there a creeper anywhere in here? You, are you creepy? No? Ok, I'll go look for creepers elsewhere."
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-03T01:03:47-05:00
Does anywhere still give free dessert for birthdays? We don't. So many people would take advantage!
Dave 2015-03-03T01:04:31-05:00
Yeah dive bars ha. They always motor boat each other too. Is that like a sign of affection?
Dave 2015-03-03T01:07:10-05:00
I have never been to a place that didn't give some form of treat for b day
This is true.... he is like Santa that way after all....
15 hours to go on the AKO Dice ... free dice now, too!
I can't wait to get another update and I especially can't wait to get the game!
We all feel the same MM!!
My blubber it's so warm. If you could make a blanket out of it. You would burn alive from its hotness. So what are we talking about.
I've just been cruising the net, and popping in here every so often to see if conversation has erupted. Apparently we need to discuss unicorn farts if that is to happen.
I heard unicorn farts are quite tasty
Luckily I am not putting my mouth anywhere near a unicorn's bunghole.
Is there any way to track just the important update comments on here from Elan and co since there's no way I'll ever catch them?
You can find them here, @Shannon: https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/elanlee/comments
Thank you so much!
YW, Shannon, that's what the Kitten Corps is for!
My new mug arrived! Check out the dual logo.
https://www.facebook.com/mike.kabala/posts/10153154984839700:1
https://www.facebook.com/mike.kabala/posts/10153154984839700:0
^.^
@Shannon, go to the Creator's bio and click on the link there to see just Elan's comments.
Nice mug, CB. I was just checking, my stickers are lost someplace. They shipped via DHL, who then rely on the USPS for final delivery. DHL says they were dropped off at the post office, yet the USPS shows no record of the tracking number. To make it worse, Café Press shows I was shipped just one package, the shirt, etc.
Yay mug! Looks great! Can't wait to get that once my funds improve.
Hope everyone's evening was more pleasant than mine.
Why do you say that
Customer: "what drink do you recommend? Wait-what's your favorite drink? Whatever you let go through those lips of yours, if gladly drink"
*i'd gladly drink
Same customer: "I love a woman who serves me liquor. What else can you do for me?"
Customer: what juice do you have?
I list.
CUstomer: what kind of place doesn't have iced tea?
I stare. We have iced tea.
Customer: why didn't you say so?? That's a fucking juice.
Sounds like a fun job
Seems like he really bamboozled you this time!
@Dr. Potatten... Thank you for thinking of me, I'm alrightish
@Geist & @Prof F... I feel like I've been sucked under the deep dark ocean or burrowed into a mountain or huddled in a makeshift igloo on the South Pole... Come to think of it all good options
...oh yes, and totally on the 80s trippin'
In short, still alive, still checking in, just more less posty.
@Creeper... Sorry to hear about your unpleasant shift with shitty customers
It tends to happen in sales a lot I bet
Indeed it does. (Disappeared to close out). On my way home now.
How have you been, cha! ?
Hi everyone! I've been gone from this page for 3 or 4 days now! How is that possible?!
Zem, I am shocked. SHOCKED.
Well I'm here now. Did you notice?
Notice the absence? I did indeed. But I worked most of the weekend, assumed I missed you when I was gone.
I just had other things to do. Found a few new things, but now I realized i've been gone and have about an hour.
Avalanche of work with inexperienced colleague = AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! I feel like I've been buried. I might get to go home within the hour (I'm supposed to be off right now.)
I know right?
That seal tho.
Remember that one time in that one place with those people. Man that was fun....
You know I'm quie surprised I don't have a banner saying "off topic person"
Totes.
You just can't beat toast.
But eggs you can.
Sooooooo Ya...
Sorry. Commuting. Good joke though
Eep. Snow kitty staring at me...
Him: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: No
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, unless you've been trained and approved to run any of these tests
Him: I haven't
Me: I didn't think so. No, there's nothing else you can do.
I hate training new staff.
It's not training, per se. That was the phlebotomist. He doesn't usually close, so he was a bit slower getting some of the stuff ordered and processed than he needed to be, and he put a bunch of stuff in the wrong location. Phlebs aren't allowed to do any actual lab work, though, for obvious reasons.
I'm going to nod like I understand why.
Phlebotomy requires a high school diploma. What I do requires a bachelor's in Medical Laboratory Science. Basically, people in my position are over-qualified to do phlebotomy and phlebs are waaay underqualified to do what I do.
Morning....
And it really doesn't help that he told me just a few minutes ago that there's a microscopic urinalysis that's been waiting to be done for an hour and a half, which was in the wrong place, so I didn't even effing know about it
What he's saying is they do eerie experiments on living blood cells, in order to create better Zombittens.
Not looking forward to this heat wave. It's 0730 AM and already 26 Celsius
I mean- LZ explained it well. GCoD explained it weller.
Morning TEP. How's the family?
Littlest one is crawling around and managed to pull herself upright against the couch. Very good development milestone. Other Lilltle one is taking ballet classes (more for fun and playing than anything serious). Wife is doing ok, but she can't seem to fathom my fascination with exploding kittens or the kitten corps. Working on that.
Whoops, got into a couple videos! Sorry for leaving you all out here thinking I died or something. I know how you all worry.
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy:
"Zem" is the name of all Sqornshellous Zeta mattresses; as Zem himself puts it, "Some of us are killed, [i.e. taken away to be dried and slept on] but all of us are called Zem, so we never know which and globbering is thus kept to a minimum."
So we weren't worried. We knew that you'd be fine Zem.
:P
Wow, LZ. Sounds like... fun. Also, aren't you supposed to be doing work instead of being here? Wait, I can't be talking about something like that.
Guys- call back search party.
TEP- that's great about pulling herself up!! Congrats! Explain to wife- it's a global networking community of like-minded...ehh...people with... Kittens and minions... Umm.... If you ever visit New York- dessert is on me?
@TEP I never know if I'm the one taken, but it does help. I don't even know if I'm the same mattress, but I'm here nonetheless, flolloping and gibbering for your enjoyment!
@Creeper you had me at free dessert. Next time can you say that first so we don't have to read the whole thing? ;)
free dessert? where? where?!
Did you flirt for some tips? I would flirt
Sigh -- I just can't get into commenting on anything at the moment ... it was a boring day here ...
On the up side, I'm not really sick anymore, just the kind of coughing that hurts alot. The week of feeling like crap is coming to a close!
To creeper.
Is it sad that I looked at the urine, saw all the calcium oxalate crystals and thought, "Ooooh! how pretty!"?
Were they golden?
Well, the back light is yellow, so they look kind of golden. They're octahedral, so they look like square stars.
@dave- ugh. No.
@LZ Woow, this person's pee is pretty! Not good for them, especially with that stuff, but still.
Yay kidney stones and stuff!
Sounds nice
I do a damn good job, and this isn't some trashy bar. Don't be some Pervy douche and expect me to giggle and play just to get money from you. I ain't a stripper!!
@gcod- I liked your comment about Lz's job, though
@creeper but what if we make a big reveal and it's one of us? Then do we still get the free dessert? ;)
Flirting is good for tips. Unless they are too creepy for creeper
I just learned strippers are people too.
If any of you pull that Crap with me, I'll shove the dessert so far up your bum...
Yeah, the ones she was saying earlier were too creepy for a creeper.
@Creeper, but is it still free? ;)
But...sorry did not know it was a bar. Different then waiting on tables
Dave- I'm nice. I smile. I talk. I laugh. I don't like inappropriate comments from someone that talks down to me and expects me to play along. When none of my male coworkers have to put up with that.
No- i wait on tables. At a big restaurant. Formal whites. Blablah
Oh my good hell! I just noticed the one with all the crystals is from a ten-year-old kid! Why does a ten-year-old have such huge crystals in such large quantities!? Seriously, these things are at least twice the size of white blood cells!
Zem... Yes. Yes- still free. :)
What if I go there and make a male coworker extremely uncomfortable for you? I'll have a little table name sign thing with my name for you. Then I get dessert and to make someone uncomfortable!
Hahah- Zem, I have a list of coworkers for you to visit. :)
@LZ wow. thank you for making me still want to get a degree in anything to do with labs. ever.
I thought ya meant bar. I like bars. Sounds too fancy for creepies
You're welcome, Zem!
Speaking of creepies ....
@dave- zactly. I'm not a bartender in some dive place wearing low-cut shirt.
Speaking of desert. Say it is your b day
Good point. Does anybody even know where the free dessert in NY is? Oh well, it's more fun to go to every establishment and ask, "Hey, is there a creeper anywhere in here? You, are you creepy? No? Ok, I'll go look for creepers elsewhere."
Does anywhere still give free dessert for birthdays? We don't. So many people would take advantage!
Yeah dive bars ha. They always motor boat each other too. Is that like a sign of affection?
I have never been to a place that didn't give some form of treat for b day