Yesterday's quiche was a roaring success. It's finally dead. I'm letting LZ's mistake pass as I'm happy and drinking hot tea. Blasted weather. Froze my fingers off.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-06T13:28:34-05:00
Oh I see. You dang kids with your confusing twitters! *grumble grumble* Harumph!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-06T13:33:57-05:00
I don't have the money to back pebble time. I'm from the generation that's allowed to be double faced about technology. It was around when I was a kid, so I can accept it, but it wasn't as big as it is now, so I can fear and shun it
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T13:34:09-05:00
Don't know why Enemyster.com never took off.
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-06T13:35:08-05:00
oooh,Creepster. I like it.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-06T13:35:13-05:00
Creepster would attract all the skeeviest people. You'd have to shower every time you opened a new page or refreshed the one you're on
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-06T13:35:31-05:00
It would be a naked baker only thing. Thongs highly encouraged.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T13:36:33-05:00
Yeah, i think creepster may invite people in my life that i do not wish to have.
LZ- That's a perfect way of putting it. We were kids that still played outside, but also had the first gaming systems, etc. How i feel about a lot of this new fangled fancy-ness.
Aw come on. The distant year of 1986. First Basic app on a Spectrum ZX 2. I was six.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T13:43:23-05:00
Good grief, I was 18 in '86
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T13:43:40-05:00
I wish i had saved a report I did in middle school - we had "current events"and I wrote about the information superhighway. I had NO idea what the hell it meant.
You can cook with it and use it as a candle. Clears the nose.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-06T14:00:44-05:00
Yes, I make soap. The stuff I have made feels great on the hands, and it cuts away the grease like nothing else. I've worked on my car for a few hours, and washed my hands completely clean with my soap before
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T14:06:35-05:00
If it doesn't involve guac I'll be damn surprised.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T14:21:11-05:00
The fact that it doesn't invoice something spicy is surprising.
Mr. PACG 2015-03-06T14:24:06-05:00
Anyone else jump in on 'Lightning Farting Cloud' ks?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:25:18-05:00
What's this? Zem is on this early in the day?!
Also, LZ, your soap sounds reminiscent of the Fight Club soap... Watch out for the barbed wire. It's there for a reason.
Well if you've spent your allowance already you'll have to wait even longer to use them next time. Also those watch things, whatever they are, are ugly Tsveta!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T14:38:50-05:00
My opinion of the Pebble design: Meh. And for what they are asking for in price: Oh heck no. *still waits for a watch that will shot lasers*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:40:31-05:00
My only problem, other than price with anything, is that they're too small. And not really watches, it's like a too-small-to-see tablet on your wrist where it can get destroyed easily. *still waits for sharks with freakin' lazers on their heads*
I kind of want one with a grappling hook feature too.... even though I know it's just not very practical. https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:42:42-05:00
@DrP Yeah, I've seen that. Not gonna happen on a truck. That in a watch would just be to blow your arm behind you from recoil and then tear it off as you majestically fall into a pit.
@Creeper: I can't open either of the two recent links, so can't really tell if it looks good. :(
Anyway. You think you're broke?
https://www.musterbrand.com/collections/portal/scientist-female-228
I'm broker.
Let them eat lies.
Idle- Nah. Chocolate. :)
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@Tsveta: That is a nice jacket...does it come in a flannel sleeve?
@DDD: I don't see any SGs!
Actually, yes.
I mean, it has some kind of flannel sleeves :)
@geist - Ah yes. I'm sure that's my problem :\ Let's see what I can come up with. Otherwise I'll have to hope the indiegogo project does better.
The sandwich doesn't have sleeves or come with a side of dragon boob hair. No wonder no one is bidding. :-P
Your indiegogo profile list you and "Crystal Dan" are you sure you're not a con artist?
Also, have you heard of the suspended "Sand Witch" card game? Can you prove ownership by providing the source code?
Stretch Goal Update - If we reach our goal of 1 billion dollars, the sandwich will be served with a side of potato salad.
If the project gets 36 myspace likes, the sandwich will be served inside an antique lunchbox with lid rusted shut.
If you can get @theEllenshow to tweet "Butt. Just the word butt."
The lunchbox will contain an item of incredible disgust.
Ah. Only if @Ellen visited her Twitter... Famous for a day without even knowing it.
I'm pretty sure Ellen knows she's famous and has been for more than one day
This is all so entertaining.
What do I want to eat for lunch?
How many days was it?
@GM: Steak Tartare?
Tweet a picture of 100 cats wearing human ears. (note: the picture must not contain ANY hashtags.)
You will receive a signed copy of Crystal Dan's Guide to Crowdfunding Scams.
I just toasted an english muffin, made some scrambled eggs, and a beautiful cappuccino.
Years
Ellen not theellenshow, LZ. You're excused to have some lunch so you can think again.
Can the 100 cats be photo-shopped?
Only the mussing hashtags.
Oooh, snap. Idle is schooling today.
Missing.
The cats can be photoshopped, but the ears must be real.
Yesterday's quiche was a roaring success. It's finally dead. I'm letting LZ's mistake pass as I'm happy and drinking hot tea. Blasted weather. Froze my fingers off.
Oh I see. You dang kids with your confusing twitters! *grumble grumble* Harumph!
Tweet-no-more is my medicine after all that craziness called EK campaign.
Guys, if only every one of us liked my project on myspace then myspace would still be irrelevant.
Besides, why should I think? Weren't computers and smart gadgets invented to eliminate the need for thought?
You're so double faced. Go back Pebble Time and then speak.
baahahhah. I'm still trying to bring Friendster back.
That's like Hipster but creepier?
You should start Creepster.
I don't have the money to back pebble time. I'm from the generation that's allowed to be double faced about technology. It was around when I was a kid, so I can accept it, but it wasn't as big as it is now, so I can fear and shun it
Don't know why Enemyster.com never took off.
oooh,Creepster. I like it.
Creepster would attract all the skeeviest people. You'd have to shower every time you opened a new page or refreshed the one you're on
Or enemaster
Yikes
It would be a naked baker only thing. Thongs highly encouraged.
Yeah, i think creepster may invite people in my life that i do not wish to have.
LZ- That's a perfect way of putting it. We were kids that still played outside, but also had the first gaming systems, etc. How i feel about a lot of this new fangled fancy-ness.
So, LZ, when does your generation start?
You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy.
I don't know
I'm kind of in the grey area betweeb Generation X and Generation Y
The early to mid-eights Tsveta....
Yes, Potatten has it right
+1 for the Back to the future reference, DDD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation
Aw come on. The distant year of 1986. First Basic app on a Spectrum ZX 2. I was six.
Good grief, I was 18 in '86
I wish i had saved a report I did in middle school - we had "current events"and I wrote about the information superhighway. I had NO idea what the hell it meant.
I didn't exist until '87.
Geist you dishwasher hating granny.
Creeping around since '83
I still make the cut off for "Millennials" or Generation Y.
I was 2 in '86
So I'm old enough to be LZ's mom.
@P is from the FUTURE.
I guess, if you started young
@Idle: Look youngster! Back in my day, you had to make your own dish washer soap by boiling lye and pig fat!
What is internet anyway? https://www.youtube.com/watch…
LZ: Trust me, in my neighborhood I've seen some young girls becoming moms at 16. It's sad, really.
It is a series of tubes DDD!
My granny did that. Still some left around. Smells like decayed pig ball fat and some Rexona spray hint.
by the way, my birthday is may 9th... so be sure to put that in your calendars
I'll send you some booze Creeper
Sure thing Creeper.
Huzzah!
Mine is Sept. 4th.
Geist, yes, my neighborhood, too. I've encountered folks who started having kids at 13
The best soap you can make with lye involves coconut oil, olive oil, and beeswax
Post the recipe on the forum :)
You're a soap maker LZ?
You can cook with it and use it as a candle. Clears the nose.
Yes, I make soap. The stuff I have made feels great on the hands, and it cuts away the grease like nothing else. I've worked on my car for a few hours, and washed my hands completely clean with my soap before
You cook and you make soap. Can I clone you?
Can I pleez has the recipe?
Sounds like you a hit LZ! Now out with your secret soap recipe!
If it doesn't involve guac I'll be damn surprised.
The fact that it doesn't invoice something spicy is surprising.
Anyone else jump in on 'Lightning Farting Cloud' ks?
What's this? Zem is on this early in the day?!
Also, LZ, your soap sounds reminiscent of the Fight Club soap... Watch out for the barbed wire. It's there for a reason.
Had my KS share for the year.
I've reached my quota for farts this month.
Oh no Geist! You're going to build up a tremendous back log if you keep over doing it like that!
There are barfs too.
http://i.imgur.com/x2EOBTN.jpg
Opinions start raining in... Now.
@Tsveta: None of the ones there. You want the one that isn't developed by the greedy Pebble creators.
Don't you mean I'd create a back log if I hold my fart jokes in?
@geist just hold on. You can do it. We'd all have to join in if you can't hold out.
Well if you've spent your allowance already you'll have to wait even longer to use them next time. Also those watch things, whatever they are, are ugly Tsveta!
My opinion of the Pebble design: Meh. And for what they are asking for in price: Oh heck no. *still waits for a watch that will shot lasers*
My only problem, other than price with anything, is that they're too small. And not really watches, it's like a too-small-to-see tablet on your wrist where it can get destroyed easily. *still waits for sharks with freakin' lazers on their heads*
I kind of want one with a grappling hook feature too.... even though I know it's just not very practical. https://www.youtube.com/watch…
@DrP Yeah, I've seen that. Not gonna happen on a truck. That in a watch would just be to blow your arm behind you from recoil and then tear it off as you majestically fall into a pit.