lol I like the way you think, "majestically fall" indeed.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:45:42-05:00
@DrP I only think in terms of 10,000s. And only because I got really lucky out of the three or four of us on that night and I noticed after the fact. But 70,000 will be mine! I expect everyone to stop commenting at 69,999 and wait for me to get on to get it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:51:09-05:00
@geist I got 600 of those in about a 3 or 4 day period. I'm really after the 100,000th, though. There're gonna be like a hundred people trying that day to get that one. I expect you all to stop at 99,999 for me and wait for me to claim it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:54:33-05:00
I think creeper'll get 100,000. Definitely earned it. She's on like 20/7. But creeper was there when I earned 60, 61, and 62,000 in one night. Even creeper would back off for 100,000 or risk losing the wine again.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T14:54:35-05:00
Along with loaves and fishes!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T14:55:13-05:00
Are we just going to have to vote on who gets it? Because I vote Inman or Elan Lee.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T14:55:29-05:00
They do, and we love them for it! I think the Oatmeal should just drop another randomly drawn picture for someone in here again. It keeps things interesting.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T15:00:39-05:00
@Zem: It will take us awhile to get near the 100,000 mark.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:02:06-05:00
Not that long, geist! I'd say we'll get there within the next month. Maybe just a little more.
Well we average a little over a thousand comments a day, since we gave out a x1,000 yesterday and there will be one today. It's not TOO far out there if we stay in touch :-)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:05:36-05:00
Around kitten con time? I bet comments will be flying as that's organized.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T15:06:47-05:00
First- Zem - I'm always watching you.
Second- My goal is for comment 69,696 - because my mind is in the gutter always and I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy/drunken sailor
Third-I've had a jar of salsa in the kitchen for awhile now that I have not been able to open. I've bought other jars since then. Today, I'm cooking, I need the f*cking jar of salsa. I had a Clark Griswold moment with the christmas light extension cords, and YEAH BITCHES - Opened the jar of salsa.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T15:07:39-05:00
One small step for man, one giant leap for Creeper's kitchen.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-06T15:08:06-05:00
I finished digital KittenCorps watchface for the Pebble Time only to discover that I can't upload it yet. ... Grrr...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:08:27-05:00
Creeper, now that shall be my goal as well!!!!! Or I'll take what I get when I'm not looking. And when you're not looking, keep the salsa in your vision at all times... MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(because that will distract your from the wine, cheese, pretzels, chocolate, and coffee)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:13:44-05:00
If I stole office supplies, I could get pure ethanol for you guys! 200 proof alcohol, anyone? Not to be confused with the methanol. Stay away from that because to keep you from dying I'd have to waste alot of the ethanol.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:15:34-05:00
Chem majors love joking about our easy access to alcohol and messing with wood alcohol, methanol. And how people can be so stupid as to think, "It has alcohol in it's name, it must be good!" And then promptly dying or having to be treated by practically getting drunk for a day or more.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T15:16:05-05:00
it does, Potatten - it does. my favorite office supplies are my spatula, measuring cup, and measuring spoon that have suction cup feet and look like people. Complete with bendy arms.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:16:58-05:00
You could steal those from your office, though. Not that it'd be worth it at all.
A fair number of people like to try and boast pseudo-scientific knowledge without any chemical knowledge, which just makes them look stupid. My favorite is still when people get the Di-Hydrogen Monoxide treatment, that's much harder to pull off now a days with people wising up to it....
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:19:51-05:00
HAHA! That's one of my favorite jokes! Nobody seems to get it!
Though Creepers actual experience in the use and application of chemistry probably trumps us all.... except maybe for LZ at this point that I know of.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-06T15:22:33-05:00
@Potatten, how well does that mix with Oxygen Di-Hydride?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:22:37-05:00
You don't know me! I'd like to know what LZ REALLY cooks up in that "lab" of his! For instance, we still don't know the true origin place of his zombittens. It was a top secret. Until now!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T15:23:08-05:00
LZ works in a an actual lab. He wins.
I'll take a congeniality nod for chemistry.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:23:33-05:00
Have you seen the bags of instant H2O, just add water? I want those so bad!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-06T15:23:35-05:00
It's okay Creeper, you aren't the only one to post stuff like that. Usually means you need a nap. ;)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:25:18-05:00
Hey, give me a few years I'll be at least as mad of a scientist as him! And I won't work with under-experienced coworkers, either; I'll BE the inexperienced coworker!!!! Flawless plan!
True jedi-mastery of chemistry takes long enough you don't know what you're doing until you retire.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:28:30-05:00
@DrP I think they'd be a great science experiment for a jr. high chem class or something. My teacher actually handed out pamphlets warning of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, and apparently I was one of only 2 or 3 people in my entire chem class to have gotten the joke!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:32:58-05:00
I love how the conversation takes random unpredictable upswings where you can't type a short comment before 3 more come up, then suddnely stops and there can be up to 20 or 30 minutes without a comment.
One of my favorite actual chemistry experiments was the [Brownie Recipe] one! Where you alter the ingredients EVER so slightly! It was a yummy experiment! (expect for the salt modified one....)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-06T15:36:47-05:00
@idle it's those pesky chemicals they put in the water supplies. Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most common and extremely harmful. Did you know it can even break apart into its own acid or base at random!
Water is so fascinating from a wide variety of perspectives despite itself....
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T15:39:06-05:00
On another note: I watched the reboot of RoboCop. What a complete waste of time. That movie wasn't nearly as interesting as the original. Not as gritty or funny.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T15:42:25-05:00
Then I watched the Anchorman sequel. The only thing funny was Steve Carrell and the big pile of guest cameos near the end of the movie. So glad I didn't pay for a ticket to see that.
Mike Kabala 2015-03-06T15:42:43-05:00
Cool, autocorrect has no problem with "sucky" but "suckier"somehow becomes "luckier!"
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-06T15:43:12-05:00
@CB: The original wasn't sucky. The sequels to the original were.
Zem look! You have a rare opportunity at a coveted x1,000th commenter!
lol I like the way you think, "majestically fall" indeed.
@DrP I only think in terms of 10,000s. And only because I got really lucky out of the three or four of us on that night and I noticed after the fact. But 70,000 will be mine! I expect everyone to stop commenting at 69,999 and wait for me to get on to get it.
If only that's how this worked! That's also fairly close too though.... only six so far, and most are Creeper I think :-P
@Zem: With less than 700 comments? Nope. I'll snag the 70 thousandth title.
I want both. I'm a disturbed person.
Ugly - yeah. But after the shitty Steel it's suddenly alright.
The not-greedy will take some time too. I wouldn't take it on the beach anyway. It's too snazzy :)
68,888
@geist I got 600 of those in about a 3 or 4 day period. I'm really after the 100,000th, though. There're gonna be like a hundred people trying that day to get that one. I expect you all to stop at 99,999 for me and wait for me to claim it.
Only 1,211 left, who will claim it?!?!? Tomorrow on Kitten Ball Y!!!
@Zem dream on mate.
Potatoes for 100,000!!!!!!!!!
I think creeper'll get 100,000. Definitely earned it. She's on like 20/7. But creeper was there when I earned 60, 61, and 62,000 in one night. Even creeper would back off for 100,000 or risk losing the wine again.
Along with loaves and fishes!
Are we just going to have to vote on who gets it? Because I vote Inman or Elan Lee.
Nope. I will snag this crown.
She's already on to you about the wine thing man, I'd be careful of doing it again: https://www.youtube.com/watch…
No Zem we fight for it! TO THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be sure to quietly pop in and snag it from you both.
Yesterday ish, the wine. Today, the chocolate. Tomorrow, THE BAKERY!!!
Ya'll will be too busy playing with your EK cards to notice that I will snag the 100,000 crown.
I still say inman or elan should get it. They'll probably just pop up as it anyways. Also, 68,900!
The cards will be out by then? I'd gladly do that if I could get them that fast!
They do, and we love them for it! I think the Oatmeal should just drop another randomly drawn picture for someone in here again. It keeps things interesting.
@Zem: It will take us awhile to get near the 100,000 mark.
Not that long, geist! I'd say we'll get there within the next month. Maybe just a little more.
Well we average a little over a thousand comments a day, since we gave out a x1,000 yesterday and there will be one today. It's not TOO far out there if we stay in touch :-)
By delivery time, perhaps.
Around kitten con time? I bet comments will be flying as that's organized.
First- Zem - I'm always watching you.
Second- My goal is for comment 69,696 - because my mind is in the gutter always and I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy/drunken sailor
Third-I've had a jar of salsa in the kitchen for awhile now that I have not been able to open. I've bought other jars since then. Today, I'm cooking, I need the f*cking jar of salsa. I had a Clark Griswold moment with the christmas light extension cords, and YEAH BITCHES - Opened the jar of salsa.
One small step for man, one giant leap for Creeper's kitchen.
I finished digital KittenCorps watchface for the Pebble Time only to discover that I can't upload it yet. ... Grrr...
Creeper, now that shall be my goal as well!!!!! Or I'll take what I get when I'm not looking. And when you're not looking, keep the salsa in your vision at all times... MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(because that will distract your from the wine, cheese, pretzels, chocolate, and coffee)
And the preciousss.
The comments and office supplies can be yours. I'm in it for the stolen commodities!!! I don't need salsa though. You can keep that.
The precious is MINE!!!
salsa has already gone in the turkey chili.
I can't wait to post a selfie of me and my butterknife with the ribbons of butter.
If you want catsup you're in for a let down, she doesn't have anything other than ketchup.
office supplies- like my pons and magnetic paper?
I have neither, Potatten!!! Barbecue sauce only.
lol touche!
If I stole office supplies, I could get pure ethanol for you guys! 200 proof alcohol, anyone? Not to be confused with the methanol. Stay away from that because to keep you from dying I'd have to waste alot of the ethanol.
As a baker, does a spatula qualify as an office supply?
No body here wants your fishy moonshine!
Chem majors love joking about our easy access to alcohol and messing with wood alcohol, methanol. And how people can be so stupid as to think, "It has alcohol in it's name, it must be good!" And then promptly dying or having to be treated by practically getting drunk for a day or more.
it does, Potatten - it does. my favorite office supplies are my spatula, measuring cup, and measuring spoon that have suction cup feet and look like people. Complete with bendy arms.
You could steal those from your office, though. Not that it'd be worth it at all.
I like that Creeper....
A fair number of people like to try and boast pseudo-scientific knowledge without any chemical knowledge, which just makes them look stupid. My favorite is still when people get the Di-Hydrogen Monoxide treatment, that's much harder to pull off now a days with people wising up to it....
HAHA! That's one of my favorite jokes! Nobody seems to get it!
Though Creepers actual experience in the use and application of chemistry probably trumps us all.... except maybe for LZ at this point that I know of.
@Potatten, how well does that mix with Oxygen Di-Hydride?
You don't know me! I'd like to know what LZ REALLY cooks up in that "lab" of his! For instance, we still don't know the true origin place of his zombittens. It was a top secret. Until now!
LZ works in a an actual lab. He wins.
I'll take a congeniality nod for chemistry.
Have you seen the bags of instant H2O, just add water? I want those so bad!
a and an... good job, melissa.
It's okay Creeper, you aren't the only one to post stuff like that. Usually means you need a nap. ;)
Hey, give me a few years I'll be at least as mad of a scientist as him! And I won't work with under-experienced coworkers, either; I'll BE the inexperienced coworker!!!! Flawless plan!
True jedi-mastery of chemistry takes long enough you don't know what you're doing until you retire.
Not well at ALL CB!
@GM have you seen my posts on little sleep? Creeper has. That's when you need a nap. She's nowhere near it yet.
OMG I want one of those bags now too Zem!
@DrP I think they'd be a great science experiment for a jr. high chem class or something. My teacher actually handed out pamphlets warning of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, and apparently I was one of only 2 or 3 people in my entire chem class to have gotten the joke!
I love how the conversation takes random unpredictable upswings where you can't type a short comment before 3 more come up, then suddnely stops and there can be up to 20 or 30 minutes without a comment.
One of my favorite actual chemistry experiments was the [Brownie Recipe] one! Where you alter the ingredients EVER so slightly! It was a yummy experiment! (expect for the salt modified one....)
You know the terrible changes dihydrogen monoxide causes in little children?
There can also be 3-5 different conversations happening too.
Sometimes they look totally like not your own all of a sudden.
Like now. 5 minutes of radio silence, I leave for 1 minute, and suddenly 3 more appear from the tall grass! 4 now!
And Dr. P plays the narrator.
... and the pretzels weren't bad either.
busy bra shopping.
And CB forgets about his CB in the Pebble thread.
@idle it's those pesky chemicals they put in the water supplies. Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most common and extremely harmful. Did you know it can even break apart into its own acid or base at random!
I thought Creeper threw the pretzels at Derp to sate him yesterday... when he was trying to see what people taste like.
Jeez, 5 coments in the time it took to write that one!
The pebble thread is kind of slow right now. I'm hopping back and forth.
Do know how many deaths it causes every year Zem?! And it's EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just throwing some pretzels at derp in case he created a title wave and was swimming past my apartment.
DrP, you never truly run out of pretzels. Only people with pretzels know...
Rarely does it say anything interesting anyway.
Water is so fascinating from a wide variety of perspectives despite itself....
On another note: I watched the reboot of RoboCop. What a complete waste of time. That movie wasn't nearly as interesting as the original. Not as gritty or funny.
Oh yes, the tide wave land flooding thing. Now it's coming back to me.
@creeper a title wave?!?! Wow, that'd be amazing! Like what title? Sharknado or something?
The yellow variation is a science in its own right.
That's all Dihydrogen Monoxide under the bridge though.
I didn't go and see it because I figured it would suck and ruin my childhood.
And his eating space thing. Pretzels are better than space.
The space thing is techinically my fault.... but it's just like CB says.
http://youtu.be/0V3iy408DRU
Things picked up so much I can't even go refill my theater cup of water! I'm thirsty people! Have mercy!
Potatten: That was a wise decision. It does suck and I wish I could erase it from my memory.
You mean a sucky remake of a sucky movie is even luckier than the original? ........ BOOM!
Pretzels take up space.
@Zem - wow. I said title. That one is yours. i DO need a nap.
@Idle I saw that yesterday. I think wheatly is the perfect representation of derp.
lol yes Tsveta!
Then I watched the Anchorman sequel. The only thing funny was Steve Carrell and the big pile of guest cameos near the end of the movie. So glad I didn't pay for a ticket to see that.
Cool, autocorrect has no problem with "sucky" but "suckier"somehow becomes "luckier!"
@CB: The original wasn't sucky. The sequels to the original were.
Yup. Every mention of space makes me want to see that again. Just like P's mug.