Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:46:19-04:00
Good one, doc. I bet that's it, isn't it. plus the 1000 seconds thing.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:46:33-04:00
If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?
David Guidry "Doc" 2015-03-11T21:47:25-04:00
I'll just start answering medical questions and I'll make it to 1000 comments by tomorrow lol ....web MD style ....
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:47:52-04:00
I'll do it batman style
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:47:58-04:00
Banananannana
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:48:09-04:00
I'm 21! I'm 21!
Wow, F is still that far up? He hasn't been on pretty much at all since the end of the champaign.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:48:29-04:00
Banana bananas banana
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:48:54-04:00
I need more comments!!!!!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:49:04-04:00
Give
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:49:08-04:00
Me
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:49:13-04:00
Mor
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:49:17-04:00
I also thought he'd waste his 1000th for fun. And no, derp, only 5% of people approximately have any relation whatsoever to Good ol Ghengis.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:49:20-04:00
Comments!!!!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:50:04-04:00
Don't spam like that either, derp. I hate when people post one word comments like that even as a joke.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:50:06-04:00
Dang! I could have written a novel instead
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:50:53-04:00
I want to thank the members at kitten corp and I want to thank the EK team...
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:51:06-04:00
a 1000 word novella in derpspeak... Worth the read. New York Times bestseller!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:51:14-04:00
You
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:51:20-04:00
Don't?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:51:38-04:00
:D
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:53:04-04:00
Yay he hates me now! I'm moving up in thins world. My first Enemy!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:54:54-04:00
Well since I wasted my 1000 comment I bow need to get to 2000 to try again
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:55:09-04:00
Who does? I admire you, derpy. Like the pet whavalance mascot of the corps. Our consul to the whale kind.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T21:56:50-04:00
I just don't like how you started spamming. I'm a devoted anti-troll, so my subconscious is telling me to knock you off.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:57:00-04:00
Awwwww that's nice... NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:58:06-04:00
NoOoOo
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T21:59:47-04:00
Has almost everyone left it seems like it just me and you
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:01:36-04:00
Yeah, but I'm only czeching in once every couple minutes. I'm also watching President Eisenhower's pilot stump the panel of What's My Line?.
The only time you can use those two punctuation together, though quotation marks would've also been in order.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:02:51-04:00
That's wonderful
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:05:17-04:00
He didn't stump them. Oh well. Cerf had his moments.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:06:11-04:00
Now, 2/3 the way into the pot of coffee and I finally have to pee for the first time! I'm getting better! Do you like swimming in coffee, derp? Or the smell of it in the water?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:09:16-04:00
I swim in everything liquid you name it... And yes I once swam in jello mix before it was jelloed. That was a bad idea. I was stuck there for a couple weeks.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:10:50-04:00
But stuck in a good situation. Any liquid? Really? Because I just created a small ocean...
I guess some liquids are better than others for swimming...
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:13:21-04:00
Pure ethanol no gas is the best to swim in
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:15:39-04:00
Pure ethanol? So you get drunk enough to die in just a couple ounces and your skin burns off? Gas so you die of several toxic compounds? How about extremely concentrated, 18.5 molar sulfuric acid, the stuff I accidentally got on my arm today? That feel good? Hard to swim through I imagine. It's like a thin syrup.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:53:29-04:00
I concede. You win.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:55:02-04:00
My roommate's gone, so I just put it up on his computer. Oh wait, I have one! Not technically NSFW, but I doubt you're working now anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:57:08-04:00
So your into that kind of stuff... Wow
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T22:57:32-04:00
Somebody rickrolled me with it somewhere and now I use it.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:57:32-04:00
I'm not one to judge but I had better hopes for you
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T22:57:52-04:00
Will do
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:13:59-04:00
Sorry I'm back.
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Should I leave again?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:16:17-04:00
I don't know
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:16:27-04:00
Whoo! Shouldn't have gone that long without tasting that coffee! It's dangerously strong! Like how my spanish teacher, from spain and that's why, made it. Yes, we had coffee in high school, but mostly because I was friends with him and we all convinced him to do it.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:16:31-04:00
Should you or I leave
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:17:56-04:00
I like coffee it makes me feel numb
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:18:59-04:00
Neither. We're the same person, remember?
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-03-11T23:20:27-04:00
Oh noes, Zem and derp. What have I walked into?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:21:03-04:00
Yes I'm that creepy voice in your heard and vice versa
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:21:29-04:00
A bomb of awesomeness!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:21:36-04:00
Hi, Dungeons, Dragons, and Deathmonsterbeastthings.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:21:53-04:00
Couldn't think of a third D. I'll work on it.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:22:33-04:00
Decor?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:29:23-04:00
Dungeons, Dragons, and Decor? Danger Dolan Duck? OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?!?!?!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:29:53-04:00
We got it!!!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:30:34-04:00
@DDD get on our level
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:30:51-04:00
Get rekit
Epicderpguy 2015-03-11T23:31:20-04:00
MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:34:49-04:00
DDD, feel free to break this up into normal successive converses.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:40:09-04:00
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-11T23:43:58-04:00
It's like Derp squared in here
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:44:45-04:00
Or just talk to, you know...
I finished the coffee, now I need a new addiction. For once I may be feeling a little buzz, but there are other factors including dehydration and a dehydration headache, so I may in fact crash soon if I'm not careful, and like I said, it's not pretty when I crash. More like a heroin withdrawl. I'm basically debilitated.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:45:04-04:00
Hey, no commenting while I'm typing! Hi again, LZ
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:46:41-04:00
Remember when I was the derp? Then derp relieved me of that and I could be a normal person. I just had a relapse and now the coffee stuff. I haven't had a caffeine buzz in so long, so it feels nice. I'm kinda swaying now, kinda fun! But I have to chug water or else I'll die from a crash. I've learned to tell when it's coming. No in between, just dead or alive with me.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-11T23:48:04-04:00
I love a good caffeine buzz!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:50:22-04:00
Yeah, but this is probably dehydration. Feels the same at this point, though. Having gone through entire school days on the worst crashes, I know I don't want that to happen again. Either way, I'm enjoying it while it lasts.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-11T23:51:25-04:00
Drink some water
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-11T23:53:02-04:00
I'm chugging it, pretty much. Did I not mention that? I always do when I have this much coffee. Pretty necessary. I have a theater large cup I fill with water and have on my desk at all times. Great way to keep water handy in large supply so it's easy and you don't have to think about drinking it all the time; you just do because it's here and by your face. One of my most brilliant ideas.
I'm just going to wait and count to 1000 some night while everyone is away lol
Everyone get excited 2
Doc- Excellent idea.
Wait is this my 1000 comments or next I'm not got at counting these things...
Creep, it was your fault (other than mine) if I remember right that I didn't notice until just after my 1000th. Thanks alot, Ms. 5189!
That was your 999th
Lol
EK lol to be specific.
Is he just never going to do his 1000th? That'd be funny too, but we'd be one whale short of a tuna can. (too soon?)
I'm only at like 300 or something lol
Doc, 279. I have a problem where I habitually check profiles for any information, mostly location, though now we have the map, and comment numbers
I'm a map! I'm a map! I'm a map! I'm a map!
*slap*
Cut the crap, Map!
I bet he's waiting 1000 seconds, minutes, or years to do it.
Or typing a novel. Crap. I forgot who we're dealing with.
1000 word comment
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/topcommenters.html
Good one, doc. I bet that's it, isn't it. plus the 1000 seconds thing.
If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?
I'll just start answering medical questions and I'll make it to 1000 comments by tomorrow lol ....web MD style ....
I'll do it batman style
Banananannana
I'm 21! I'm 21!
Wow, F is still that far up? He hasn't been on pretty much at all since the end of the champaign.
Banana bananas banana
I need more comments!!!!!
Give
Me
Mor
I also thought he'd waste his 1000th for fun. And no, derp, only 5% of people approximately have any relation whatsoever to Good ol Ghengis.
Comments!!!!
Don't spam like that either, derp. I hate when people post one word comments like that even as a joke.
Dang! I could have written a novel instead
I want to thank the members at kitten corp and I want to thank the EK team...
a 1000 word novella in derpspeak... Worth the read. New York Times bestseller!
You
Don't?
:D
Yay he hates me now! I'm moving up in thins world. My first Enemy!
Well since I wasted my 1000 comment I bow need to get to 2000 to try again
Who does? I admire you, derpy. Like the pet whavalance mascot of the corps. Our consul to the whale kind.
I just don't like how you started spamming. I'm a devoted anti-troll, so my subconscious is telling me to knock you off.
Awwwww that's nice... NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50!
NoOoOo
Has almost everyone left it seems like it just me and you
Yeah, but I'm only czeching in once every couple minutes. I'm also watching President Eisenhower's pilot stump the panel of What's My Line?.
The only time you can use those two punctuation together, though quotation marks would've also been in order.
That's wonderful
He didn't stump them. Oh well. Cerf had his moments.
Now, 2/3 the way into the pot of coffee and I finally have to pee for the first time! I'm getting better! Do you like swimming in coffee, derp? Or the smell of it in the water?
I swim in everything liquid you name it... And yes I once swam in jello mix before it was jelloed. That was a bad idea. I was stuck there for a couple weeks.
But stuck in a good situation. Any liquid? Really? Because I just created a small ocean...
I guess some liquids are better than others for swimming...
Pure ethanol no gas is the best to swim in
Pure ethanol? So you get drunk enough to die in just a couple ounces and your skin burns off? Gas so you die of several toxic compounds? How about extremely concentrated, 18.5 molar sulfuric acid, the stuff I accidentally got on my arm today? That feel good? Hard to swim through I imagine. It's like a thin syrup.
He can eat space Zem, ethanol isn't going to bother him.
Good point. But then again, space isn't enough to almost literally burn your skin.
Space is enough to cause most to explode and freeze boil. Also, ethanol takes UP space..... that's apparently a part of the thing.
So rennet I I can fly, I can survive in space with nothing on, and I can eat space. Trust me eating 12 tons of ethanol is a walk in the park for me
And yes I said eating
Remember not rennet
That sounds like shake-a-spear. "Remember not, Rennet!"
'Twas it not ith
Whither with he without withee?
Oh sorry, with the Withee. Not shakespeare, but almost as good, and a hell of alot more fun to say.
Depressing! Chop off his head he is not amusing
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
That's old. This is much better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
be sure to watch till the end, too!
Nope even better https://m.youtube.com/watch…
BEES
I concede. You win.
My roommate's gone, so I just put it up on his computer. Oh wait, I have one! Not technically NSFW, but I doubt you're working now anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
So your into that kind of stuff... Wow
Somebody rickrolled me with it somewhere and now I use it.
I'm not one to judge but I had better hopes for you
Will do
Sorry I'm back.
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Should I leave again?
I don't know
Whoo! Shouldn't have gone that long without tasting that coffee! It's dangerously strong! Like how my spanish teacher, from spain and that's why, made it. Yes, we had coffee in high school, but mostly because I was friends with him and we all convinced him to do it.
Should you or I leave
I like coffee it makes me feel numb
Neither. We're the same person, remember?
Oh noes, Zem and derp. What have I walked into?
Yes I'm that creepy voice in your heard and vice versa
A bomb of awesomeness!
Hi, Dungeons, Dragons, and Deathmonsterbeastthings.
Couldn't think of a third D. I'll work on it.
Decor?
Dungeons, Dragons, and Decor? Danger Dolan Duck? OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?!?!?!
We got it!!!
@DDD get on our level
Get rekit
MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!
DDD, feel free to break this up into normal successive converses.
DDD? Anyone? Somebody? Find me... somebody tooo... love.
It's like Derp squared in here
Or just talk to, you know...
I finished the coffee, now I need a new addiction. For once I may be feeling a little buzz, but there are other factors including dehydration and a dehydration headache, so I may in fact crash soon if I'm not careful, and like I said, it's not pretty when I crash. More like a heroin withdrawl. I'm basically debilitated.
Hey, no commenting while I'm typing! Hi again, LZ
Remember when I was the derp? Then derp relieved me of that and I could be a normal person. I just had a relapse and now the coffee stuff. I haven't had a caffeine buzz in so long, so it feels nice. I'm kinda swaying now, kinda fun! But I have to chug water or else I'll die from a crash. I've learned to tell when it's coming. No in between, just dead or alive with me.
I love a good caffeine buzz!
Yeah, but this is probably dehydration. Feels the same at this point, though. Having gone through entire school days on the worst crashes, I know I don't want that to happen again. Either way, I'm enjoying it while it lasts.
Drink some water
I'm chugging it, pretty much. Did I not mention that? I always do when I have this much coffee. Pretty necessary. I have a theater large cup I fill with water and have on my desk at all times. Great way to keep water handy in large supply so it's easy and you don't have to think about drinking it all the time; you just do because it's here and by your face. One of my most brilliant ideas.