@Creeper: Sorry to hear your day has been shaken up, but look on the bright side...it's getting closer to summer. And hopefully warm weather, where you might be able to lounge in your yard, and kittykitty might decide to nap on you.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T14:59:40-04:00
@geist- ticket for not having receipt on bus.
@tchotcke- all makes sense. And these are things I know I've heard and known. But the I get upset and forget it all. Not having Id and not consenting to reasonable requests, they could have taken me to the precinct. (I'm guessing?). I didn't have time. I didn't want the desserts to get damaged.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:00:02-04:00
Well, if it wasn't cops, then they certainly have no legal standing. Granted, they could kick you off the bus, but whatever, likely would happen anyway. Also I doubt that fare evasion would be a criminal offense, most likely just a misdemeanor and still avoiding unreasonable searches.
As far as fighting it, did you pay with a credit / debit card? Because then you can just print your statement and prove that you paid. Should be an easy win.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:01:11-04:00
And it sucks that I know I paid. I either forgot to get receipt or it fell out of my pocket.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T15:02:32-04:00
Just another example of the man keeping her down!
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:04:20-04:00
If you didn't say "Present company excluded" I would have had to find you, and smack you across the back of the head, Tchotchke.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:06:27-04:00
@GM
See? And that's why men suck. ;)
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T15:06:58-04:00
No. Men don't suck. The "Man" does. Always trodding on the little guy. (I think he is trodding on him. He might be doing a soft shoe shuffle)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:11:46-04:00
I don't hate or have a general distrust of cops. I just don't like cops that are in it for the wrong reasons, which is unfortunately too many of them. I also dislike how many (especially those aforementioned ones) purposefully tread on people's rights and take advantage of their lack of knowledge. It's generally much worse in poor areas. This doesn't help their image or make the world any safer, and in fact may make things worse as it engenders a general lack of trust among the populace making them less likely to seek out help when it's actually needed.
@Tsveta: I will hunt you down, and steal your food. I haven't had anything since I first got to work this morning....speaking of which, I'm going to go grab something from the deli downstairs right now.
Ah, okay. It just looked similar in colour to what I've seen for blood sausage...well, some.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:27:20-04:00
@tchotcke- I agree. My dad is a retired cop, I have many close friends that are or were cops. They all say it's different now. I think it has to do with training, etc. plenty of cops know honey is better than vinegar, are kind and let things slide. Focus on the bigger picture. And I don't support the whole "crying to get out of a ticket" thing- but I was standing there with tears running down my face, have the dorkiest keychains, and they're making me open up cake boxes? Was that really necessary?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:30:35-04:00
"Why are you so upset?"
"Because I've been baking all night and day, Im exhausted, I know I paid, and now I'm running late to deliver this for a really important client- and this ticket will cost more than what I'll make from this delivery."
"maybe next time you'll hold on tighter to the receipt"
"I'm human. It fell out of my pocket."
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:31:24-04:00
Ok. I'm done. I'm just going to go back home and start baking again for the next order..
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:31:57-04:00
I mean this is a primary example (actual police or not). All the harassment did was cause anxiety to an innocent person. Are those boxes more likely to be explosives or drugs without a valid ticket? Heck no. If anything, the more contraband I was carrying the more likely I would be to purchase a ticket. I doubt drug smugglers do 95 down the highway.
So the lesson here is, if you're going to blow up a bus, purchase a ticket.
***I have a feeling the NSA is about to probe me***
@Tchotchke: I think they are really concerned with us here. Especially since we've talked about getting away with murder, explosives, riots, pretty much anything that could be deemed "terrorist/illegal" activities. When it is, in fact, just good fun between friends.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:36:02-04:00
There is actually Veal Canaloni at the deli that I want to buy and have either tomorrow, or sometime over the weekend...but no freezer to put them in, and no way of getting them home in a still frozen state.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:38:00-04:00
Yes. I like bras. ... and strings... They both frequently hold things I want. (like muffins and cupcakes)
@GM they know everything about us by now. Or they would, if they had enough idiots with free time and nerves of steel to read through the "draw my dog" requests.
Right, idiots? ;)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:40:10-04:00
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T15:41:48-04:00
Sometimes I start a long phone call with a long rant of random words like "nuclear, explosion, assassinate, ISIS, imperialist pigs" etc. If it gets triggered it makes some poor sap spend the next hour listening to me bitch about school or work or whatever.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T15:42:01-04:00
@Tsveta: Maybe they do have idiots going through it all...maybe that's why F hasn't been on in a while(that I've seen) due to his wanting/starting to remodel the moon. And Blondie by association of being his "bride"(we all know she was coerced into it).
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:42:33-04:00
The voodoo Doll is quite adorable. Clearly working against me.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T15:42:59-04:00
KS not refreshing by itself. needs a swift kick in the pants every time i post.
Is Juha around? or is he still writing exams?
@TEP: KS hasn't been updating properly for me since yesterday. At one point the timer for one of the other campaigns I backed wasn't appearing(we had ~14hours left on it). So all in all, KS is filled with glitch things for now.
Wait, what? What's my fault now? I swear that camera has been there all this time. I never installed anything. YOU CAN'T PROVE NOTHING!
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T15:48:08-04:00
On Pr F and Pron... I believe I might have a way to get him on Pron.
Looking into it right now. If possible I will send a file to CB for hosting. :)
Also, any new members beside Señor Skunkeeten and Juha that I might have missed?
@Creeper: There are tons of times that happens here. They will stand at the end of the train platforms, and just chat to each other while they "check" for passes/tickets/fare payment.
Now I'm about to dig the whole eBay with my new shovel for a voodoo doll.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:56:08-04:00
Bahaha... the take off yor flannel, I want to check your bra made me lolzzz. It's funny cause he's a boy.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-12T15:56:18-04:00
Creeper, no idea why they would do that, but try to stay positive, all is good.
Btw Ex-President, I'm present, was just reading what people have been posting.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T15:57:16-04:00
Juha- thanks. I'm calming down. Gotta run to the store, maybe buy some comfort food (am starving) and just go home and focus on more baking.
@Geist Wait a second, I must finish frisking GM's bra and leave him to restore his sobbing dignity.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T16:04:09-04:00
Do I have to re-locate the precious again Geist? Hands off. It belongs to Creeper.
@Juha, if you want to be added to the KC map I need the following from you. (if already sent to Cheetahbutt it might still be in his to do list)
Kitten Corps member name:
Aligment (Villain/Neutral/Hero):
Nearest City:
State(USA) or Country:
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:07:43-04:00
@Ex Prez: Technically, it only will belong to her once she gets it from the postman. If I ambush the postman before he gets to the door, the precious is mine.
Although, with the way you hide things, it would be easier to find Jimmy Hoffa than the butter knife.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T16:08:07-04:00
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-03-12T16:10:50-04:00
@Creeper
How much is delivery fee to Texas?
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-12T16:15:57-04:00
Hi kittens!
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-12T16:16:57-04:00
@Ex-President sent a mail to cb, but I can also post them here for you
Member name is still not well decided but I was thinking to use "Nerd" or similar,
Minions will be Bittens better explained on E-mail to CB,
Alignment : Villain
Nearest city: Jyväskylä, Finland
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T16:17:19-04:00
Hi GC!
Señor Skunkeeten 2015-03-12T16:17:22-04:00
I wake up.. Barrack is president!! Yaay!!
Señor Skunkeeten 2015-03-12T16:22:37-04:00
"The Ex-President" Will my minions go up on the factsheet?
Skunkeeten - Where a kitten is stuck in a skunks butt
Ability: Releases aroma-therapeutic odors to cause temporary nervous breakdown. Fart every 2 seconds, but continuously for a minute
TrumpedDonald - Donald trump with a Cat for his wig
Ability: The catwig flys off and world ends
GirKitBoobs - 1 legged giraffe with 2 cats for boobs
Ability: To shoot down flying ninjas and leprechauns
ZombiLlama - Zombied cat on top a dead Llama
Ability: To tame wild pigs that eat bunny rabbits and beefed-lettuce
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-12T16:22:59-04:00
Going to sleep, good night guys.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T16:23:43-04:00
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-12T16:23:56-04:00
Top20... just for fun:
2015-03-12 19:59:31 UTC
1. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 5207
2. Evan "Dr. Potatten™" Jibberjabber 4669
3. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 3806
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2924
5. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 2575
6. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2527
7. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2300
8. Προφέσσορ Φ 2252
9. BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2066
10. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1894
11. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1777
12. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1755
13. Mike Kabala 1739
14. Catness 1723
15. Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 1659
16. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 1477
17. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1434
18. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 1169
19. Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 1161
20. "Diamond Dan" Drake 1141
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:24:34-04:00
I wake up, the supervisor is dead and I have a real job.
Oh wait. That was just a pipe dream.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-12T16:25:47-04:00
@Señor, CheetahButt is in charge of the kittencorps site and maintenance as far as I know. He will get round to adding your details. I have already added you to the map. The map is kept up to date by me at the moment and only has a link from the KC site. Entirely separate locations.
Señor Skunkeeten 2015-03-12T16:27:00-04:00
Well it all depends on whats in the pipe you holding !!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:31:42-04:00
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:39:12-04:00
@Creeper: Was the weird flavor Redbull?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:39:46-04:00
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Is that what they are calling murderous rage nowadays?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T16:41:03-04:00
@Geist... no, but oddly enough.. that sounds good. I think i'm broken. The chips are a random-ass brand, "rolled in zesty!" and "chile Y limon" ... i'm pretty sure they're from the same company that gave Liz Lemon a false positive pregnancy test in 30 rock.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-12T16:42:11-04:00
just ate a handful of shedded cheese. I am classy. and really hungry.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:42:38-04:00
@Creeper: How about some Limoncello cookies?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-12T16:46:37-04:00
Cheese taste nice all buy itself. You should have had some crackers and wine with the cheese.
@Creeper: Sorry to hear your day has been shaken up, but look on the bright side...it's getting closer to summer. And hopefully warm weather, where you might be able to lounge in your yard, and kittykitty might decide to nap on you.
@geist- ticket for not having receipt on bus.
@tchotcke- all makes sense. And these are things I know I've heard and known. But the I get upset and forget it all. Not having Id and not consenting to reasonable requests, they could have taken me to the precinct. (I'm guessing?). I didn't have time. I didn't want the desserts to get damaged.
Well, if it wasn't cops, then they certainly have no legal standing. Granted, they could kick you off the bus, but whatever, likely would happen anyway. Also I doubt that fare evasion would be a criminal offense, most likely just a misdemeanor and still avoiding unreasonable searches.
As far as fighting it, did you pay with a credit / debit card? Because then you can just print your statement and prove that you paid. Should be an easy win.
And it sucks that I know I paid. I either forgot to get receipt or it fell out of my pocket.
Just another example of the man keeping her down!
Yes, men suck. (Present company excluded)
If you didn't say "Present company excluded" I would have had to find you, and smack you across the back of the head, Tchotchke.
@GM
See? And that's why men suck. ;)
No. Men don't suck. The "Man" does. Always trodding on the little guy. (I think he is trodding on him. He might be doing a soft shoe shuffle)
I don't hate or have a general distrust of cops. I just don't like cops that are in it for the wrong reasons, which is unfortunately too many of them. I also dislike how many (especially those aforementioned ones) purposefully tread on people's rights and take advantage of their lack of knowledge. It's generally much worse in poor areas. This doesn't help their image or make the world any safer, and in fact may make things worse as it engenders a general lack of trust among the populace making them less likely to seek out help when it's actually needed.
A certain present company is welcome to weep.
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B54J0YNSYWe0UGJocWJTdTFJbUk/edit…
@Tsveta: I will hunt you down, and steal your food. I haven't had anything since I first got to work this morning....speaking of which, I'm going to go grab something from the deli downstairs right now.
Also, what type of sausage is that? It looks like blood sausage...but could be wrong.
It's called sudzhuk. Nowhere near blood sausage. It's dried too.
Ah, okay. It just looked similar in colour to what I've seen for blood sausage...well, some.
@tchotcke- I agree. My dad is a retired cop, I have many close friends that are or were cops. They all say it's different now. I think it has to do with training, etc. plenty of cops know honey is better than vinegar, are kind and let things slide. Focus on the bigger picture. And I don't support the whole "crying to get out of a ticket" thing- but I was standing there with tears running down my face, have the dorkiest keychains, and they're making me open up cake boxes? Was that really necessary?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk
Damn internet died again.
What's the keychain?
"Why are you so upset?"
"Because I've been baking all night and day, Im exhausted, I know I paid, and now I'm running late to deliver this for a really important client- and this ticket will cost more than what I'll make from this delivery."
"maybe next time you'll hold on tighter to the receipt"
"I'm human. It fell out of my pocket."
Ok. I'm done. I'm just going to go back home and start baking again for the next order..
I mean this is a primary example (actual police or not). All the harassment did was cause anxiety to an innocent person. Are those boxes more likely to be explosives or drugs without a valid ticket? Heck no. If anything, the more contraband I was carrying the more likely I would be to purchase a ticket. I doubt drug smugglers do 95 down the highway.
So the lesson here is, if you're going to blow up a bus, purchase a ticket.
***I have a feeling the NSA is about to probe me***
@Tsveta: I'm going to hunt you down, and replace your sausage with my Spaghetti Bolognese, then enjoy the sausage.
A voodoo doll dressed like a little chef. And a guardian angel keychain I've had for all eternity.
I want a chef voodoo doll.
I'm more into Carbonara, but thanks.
@Tchotchke: I think they are really concerned with us here. Especially since we've talked about getting away with murder, explosives, riots, pretty much anything that could be deemed "terrorist/illegal" activities. When it is, in fact, just good fun between friends.
@GM...... Good point...
Bras and strings are fun.
There is actually Veal Canaloni at the deli that I want to buy and have either tomorrow, or sometime over the weekend...but no freezer to put them in, and no way of getting them home in a still frozen state.
Yes. I like bras. ... and strings... They both frequently hold things I want. (like muffins and cupcakes)
Bras and strings are definitely enjoyable. Just like everything they hold.
@GM, if you think this is cause for the powers that be to look into us, you should see some of my skype chats. Nothing is sacred.
@GM they know everything about us by now. Or they would, if they had enough idiots with free time and nerves of steel to read through the "draw my dog" requests.
Right, idiots? ;)
Where....how did we get to bras and strings??
Umm, my fault I'm afraid.
Now, I need that voodoo doll! And the precious!
Sometimes I start a long phone call with a long rant of random words like "nuclear, explosion, assassinate, ISIS, imperialist pigs" etc. If it gets triggered it makes some poor sap spend the next hour listening to me bitch about school or work or whatever.
voodoo doll - strings?
@Creeper: I blame Tsveta this time around.
@Tsveta: Maybe they do have idiots going through it all...maybe that's why F hasn't been on in a while(that I've seen) due to his wanting/starting to remodel the moon. And Blondie by association of being his "bride"(we all know she was coerced into it).
The voodoo Doll is quite adorable. Clearly working against me.
KS not refreshing by itself. needs a swift kick in the pants every time i post.
Is Juha around? or is he still writing exams?
3... 2... 1...
Geist de la Muerte Gatito just now
The precious is mine!!!
@TEP: KS hasn't been updating properly for me since yesterday. At one point the timer for one of the other campaigns I backed wasn't appearing(we had ~14hours left on it). So all in all, KS is filled with glitch things for now.
@Tchotchke: If I made phone calls, I would definitely be doing something like that just for shits and giggles.
Hahah... Geist is going to show up at your door, flip your table, yell "NEVER!!" And run off
@TEP
Yeah, mine hasn't refreshed on it's own all day. :/
I blame GM this time around.
Only 15minutes until I have 2.5hours for my weekend to start.
Although, only on EK. Tesla is working. Maybe 70,000 comments is the limit of KS' ability to manage comments? ;)
Wait, what? What's my fault now? I swear that camera has been there all this time. I never installed anything. YOU CAN'T PROVE NOTHING!
On Pr F and Pron... I believe I might have a way to get him on Pron.
Looking into it right now. If possible I will send a file to CB for hosting. :)
Also, any new members beside Señor Skunkeeten and Juha that I might have missed?
@GM Do you know why I'm arresting you?
WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Im on the bus back up, agents on. He barely glances, hardly checks anyone! *fuming*
@Tsveta: It's because I'm white, isn't it?
And I'm surrounded by youths.... *glaring*
No.
I'm arresting you for grammar violation.
GM- no. Your flannel looks suspicious.
@GM, I'm white. I'm fine. what did you do?
Or what didn't you do????
@Creeper: There are tons of times that happens here. They will stand at the end of the train platforms, and just chat to each other while they "check" for passes/tickets/fare payment.
@TEP: Apparently, I didn't do nothing and them can't prove nothing.
So actually, yes. Because you're white and you're speaking like you're not. And the flannel. Take it off, I want to check your bra.
Umm, my fault I'm afraid.
It's always your fault
Geist, watch it. I may yet get the precious. And the voodoo doll.
Now I'm about to dig the whole eBay with my new shovel for a voodoo doll.
Bahaha... the take off yor flannel, I want to check your bra made me lolzzz. It's funny cause he's a boy.
Creeper, no idea why they would do that, but try to stay positive, all is good.
Btw Ex-President, I'm present, was just reading what people have been posting.
Juha- thanks. I'm calming down. Gotta run to the store, maybe buy some comfort food (am starving) and just go home and focus on more baking.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/75013150013405790/
Idle- that's cute!! Hahah.
@Idle: No one gets the precious but me. I'm actually the kitty that stalks Creeper in NY. I'm in a really good disguise.
@Geist Wait a second, I must finish frisking GM's bra and leave him to restore his sobbing dignity.
Do I have to re-locate the precious again Geist? Hands off. It belongs to Creeper.
@Juha, if you want to be added to the KC map I need the following from you. (if already sent to Cheetahbutt it might still be in his to do list)
Kitten Corps member name:
Aligment (Villain/Neutral/Hero):
Nearest City:
State(USA) or Country:
Who said I was sobbing...I was distracted by the muffins that keep walking past my office.
A kitty stalker in New York. A kitty stalker, she's the boss.
A kitty stalker with a fork. A kitty stalker in butt floss.
But no butter knife!
@Ex Prez: Technically, it only will belong to her once she gets it from the postman. If I ambush the postman before he gets to the door, the precious is mine.
Although, with the way you hide things, it would be easier to find Jimmy Hoffa than the butter knife.
Is today over yet?
Two hours of today left here. Minus 8 minutes.
@Tchotchke: I know, I want it to be over too.
@Creeper
How much is delivery fee to Texas?
Hi kittens!
@Ex-President sent a mail to cb, but I can also post them here for you
Member name is still not well decided but I was thinking to use "Nerd" or similar,
Minions will be Bittens better explained on E-mail to CB,
Alignment : Villain
Nearest city: Jyväskylä, Finland
Hi GC!
I wake up.. Barrack is president!! Yaay!!
"The Ex-President" Will my minions go up on the factsheet?
Skunkeeten - Where a kitten is stuck in a skunks butt
Ability: Releases aroma-therapeutic odors to cause temporary nervous breakdown. Fart every 2 seconds, but continuously for a minute
TrumpedDonald - Donald trump with a Cat for his wig
Ability: The catwig flys off and world ends
GirKitBoobs - 1 legged giraffe with 2 cats for boobs
Ability: To shoot down flying ninjas and leprechauns
ZombiLlama - Zombied cat on top a dead Llama
Ability: To tame wild pigs that eat bunny rabbits and beefed-lettuce
Going to sleep, good night guys.
@Juha
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer…
You have been added.
Top20... just for fun:
2015-03-12 19:59:31 UTC
1. Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 5207
2. Evan "Dr. Potatten™" Jibberjabber 4669
3. Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 3806
4. Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2924
5. Tsveta Koleva - Idle/Wild 2575
6. Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2527
7. Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2300
8. Προφέσσορ Φ 2252
9. BruceP - Chameleon Prime 2066
10. Chris "The Historian" Loth 1894
11. Anja "Cha!" Allen 1777
12. Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 1755
13. Mike Kabala 1739
14. Catness 1723
15. Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 1659
16. Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 1477
17. Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 1434
18. Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 1169
19. Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 1161
20. "Diamond Dan" Drake 1141
I wake up, the supervisor is dead and I have a real job.
Oh wait. That was just a pipe dream.
@Señor, CheetahButt is in charge of the kittencorps site and maintenance as far as I know. He will get round to adding your details. I have already added you to the map. The map is kept up to date by me at the moment and only has a link from the KC site. Entirely separate locations.
Well it all depends on whats in the pipe you holding !!
@Skunkeeten: Broken desires, apparently.
Well I was hoping you'd say Tetrahydrocannabinol
Hahah. Recognize him?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/172115087/handmade-voodoo-doll-string-doll-keyring…
I took a risk on a weird chip flavor at the story for comfort food. Risk was a failure.
@Creeper: What flavour did you get?
@Creeper: Was the weird flavor Redbull?
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Is that what they are calling murderous rage nowadays?
@Geist... no, but oddly enough.. that sounds good. I think i'm broken. The chips are a random-ass brand, "rolled in zesty!" and "chile Y limon" ... i'm pretty sure they're from the same company that gave Liz Lemon a false positive pregnancy test in 30 rock.
just ate a handful of shedded cheese. I am classy. and really hungry.
@Creeper: How about some Limoncello cookies?
Cheese taste nice all buy itself. You should have had some crackers and wine with the cheese.