@micah it's obviously all my fault, trying to spread the word to check out another card game that people backing this KS might wanna check out
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-15T21:40:35-04:00
Well, sundays are so slow nobody's missed much. I'm going somewhere for awhile now, but I think I'll be able to read the missed comments in about 1 minute, so see you all later.
Also, it's in the KS rules to not comment about another KS, though I'm sure most people here would like it. Sorry, but that's just how it goes.
WhoDatMoney 2015-03-15T21:56:14-04:00
@micah appreciate the heads up, I am still new to KS and I've seen comments from other campaigns make nod to other games so I didn't see an issue but I know now
We all do seem to catch each other with our pants down quite often it would seem.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:08:35-04:00
A lot of people think I'm the most interesting whale and the most useless. Two awards in one go! Going strong!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:09:55-04:00
I'm a fish the world is my toilet. I want you to think about that the next time you step into the ocean. I pooped there..
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:11:54-04:00
Have you ever noticed that sea water is not clear. Your welcome.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:14:32-04:00
You know how celery is 90% water. Well the ocean is 10% celery. Chew on that.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:15:33-04:00
I don't chew on water
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:16:04-04:00
In fact, I cringe when people around me chew on water
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:17:41-04:00
You should try it sometime
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:19:18-04:00
I have. It hurts my teeth
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:20:34-04:00
Another interesting fact about the sea. Since Columbus sailed the ocean blue. you will never know what color the ocean used to be.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:22:12-04:00
I love the wonderful crunch sound you hear from eating water
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:26:41-04:00
I can't stand it. It hurts my ears, mouth, teeth, and brain when I hear it
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:28:34-04:00
That must of hit you like a wave when you tried it then
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:34:10-04:00
Oh, was terrible it
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:36:23-04:00
Ok I will admit it may not be the best for someone to eat water. But it gets results!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T22:44:57-04:00
Technically, everything gets results one way or another. Whether you get the results you wanted....
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T22:58:53-04:00
It still gets results! It gets better results then a cactus body slam
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:05:30-04:00
That depends on your ultimate goal
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:11:25-04:00
Human destruction
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:12:29-04:00
Hmmm, I think a cactus body slam would be better at that than crunching ice
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:15:45-04:00
Your right... Hmmm.. Maybe I should just send out more cats they seem to be doing a swell job at taking out human. Slowly but surely
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:16:42-04:00
First they gained their trust. Next they test for weakness. Then they attack
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:16:49-04:00
Yes. That's one way to do it.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:18:53-04:00
Thank god your not human. I'd hate to kill anyone that works for kitten corp. but oh well if they get in the way I best take them out. It's a darn shame they could have been great first men.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:19:08-04:00
Another way is to make something like Google Glass, only make it affordable and less dorky-looking. Then the humans will be so enthralled with their tech thst they'll ignore their surroundings and they'll die off
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-15T23:19:17-04:00
*yawn* I can't seem to get enough sleep
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:20:40-04:00
Oh no it's a human hide the comments
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:21:15-04:00
Uhhhhh hi there... How's it going. Please don't read the comments.
A public forum that you cannot manipulate nor delete your comments in is no place for evil plot spinning.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:22:26-04:00
@lz I'll keep your plan in mind I'm not a good villain as you can tell I've just been trying to find a hobby. And this seems like fun but man is it hard work.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:22:45-04:00
No my hobby noooo
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:24:42-04:00
My not really evil plot really hasn't changed because it's not really that evil. But @lz you should really watch that guy he worries me.
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:27:25-04:00
What about jello what if I made every lime cranberry flavored jello. liquid. Or should I keep moving on with my hobbies I've gone full circle with hobbies that's why I'm trying evil as a hobby again. And this time it shal work
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:28:53-04:00
Watch in tears as a jello flavor turns into liquid! Ruining a perfectly good cup of jello
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:29:22-04:00
When will this madness stop!?!
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:29:37-04:00
Says @evan
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:30:06-04:00
This is to evil for me! - prof.F
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:31:26-04:00
1/10 with rice - someone
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-15T23:37:30-04:00
Did someone say Jell-O shots?
Epicderpguy 2015-03-15T23:40:25-04:00
Yes
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-15T23:48:42-04:00
Jello-o shots? Come to mama.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-15T23:52:21-04:00
Cold cold cold! Waiting for bus. Weekend of nonstop work is finally over!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:53:49-04:00
Yes, my evil master plan is to give the masses exactly what they think they want
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-15T23:55:07-04:00
Jello-o shots?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-15T23:58:13-04:00
Wearable tech at affordable prices, to begin with. Then the replicators from Star Trek, then free electricity, and finally free housing
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-15T23:59:26-04:00
Free housing!!! And Jell-O shots!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-15T23:59:48-04:00
What'd I miss today? I have so many vids to catch up on..
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-16T00:05:12-04:00
See, everyone will get fat and complacent. They'll ignore human interaction to the detriment of relationships. Human reproduction will decline. Then, when humanity is plump and ripe for the taking, I will unleash my hordes
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:06:30-04:00
You're like a slow-moving molasses villain.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:06:52-04:00
Kinda reminds me of the spaceship in Wall-E.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T00:10:52-04:00
If they invent replicators in my lifetime, then I am through. The moment I walk into one, I am never coming out.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-16T00:22:34-04:00
Yes. I am the insidious kind. In it for the long haul. The ones who get caught are the ones who try to move too quickly. Also, everyone will think I'm a hero until the time is right. And then, it will be too late
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T00:30:08-04:00
Jell-O shots and a replicator: recipe for disaster
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-16T00:31:08-04:00
Geist, exactly
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:35:04-04:00
Mmmmm... Shots.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:36:00-04:00
Awh, what the hell? Some asshole bullied kittykitty out of his home.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-16T00:40:13-04:00
Find said asshole and cause him discomfort and....oh...restlessness
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:43:33-04:00
he's in kitty's house. I just came home and they were both outside. Gave kitty at treat on the sill, and he finished and went to go in his house. I heard howling. Now kittykitty is laying outside. Might open bedroom door before i go to sleep. WIll probably scare the other cat away. Nobody bullies kitttykitty!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T00:48:56-04:00
@Creeper: I knew that housing in NY was tough but I didn't know it was that tough.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T00:52:29-04:00
Lol, geist! Even the cats are fighting for prime real estate. There's room for both! There are two little beds In there. Stupid bully.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T01:11:28-04:00
Nothing stopping you from shooing the intruder away.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T01:31:26-04:00
Good morning corps. Night was full of evil schemes?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T01:31:48-04:00
Whoa, it had the button with there are 70 new comments. Does that mean KS is fixed finally?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T01:32:28-04:00
Ok... Been in the bath for about an hour. Should prrroooooobably get out.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T01:32:57-04:00
Right now an hour long bath sounds nice.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T01:48:39-04:00
Zem, I got into reading Cyanide and Happiness once into whil, day beofre yesterday. Damn you and your procrastination curse, it reached me but slowly..
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T01:48:42-04:00
Hmm, so much happened while I was gone I thought the conversation picked up, but maybe not.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T01:48:57-04:00
It was glorious, my dear Zem. Glorious.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T01:49:30-04:00
Hey, blame Dr. Pottaten! He made me read Nuklear Power and I'm still reading it! Just over a tenth of the way through.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T01:50:52-04:00
I feel quite confident of my standing as I seem to be 1st European on the list.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-16T01:55:22-04:00
Morning all.... what a crazy weekend.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T01:55:54-04:00
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:10:43-04:00
Zem..... that's what I'm sayin', Man... that's what I'm saying. We're a foot away from each other. I'm all "dude. Just....just come IN through the window." and he's all "no." and I'm all "but it's still cold out! and some of those cats are assholes " and he's all "Even though you've fed me for a year and a half.. how do i know you aren't trying to kill me?" and I'm all "LET ME LOVE YOU!"
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-16T02:11:05-04:00
In need of some sanity. and possibly some kittens.
I see KS is still borked comments wise.
Breakdown of weekend:
Sat: Had the two little ones to look after as the wife was working the morning shift. No real problems, but tiring. My in-laws are on holiday and their house-sitter (looking after the dog) phoned saying that the drains were clogged.
Sat Afternoon: Spent the entire rest of the day up to my armpits in big municipal drains trying to unclog them. NOT PLEASANT! At least by armpits I mean that I was lying on the ground with my hands sticking down the drain.... NOT PLEASANT!!!!! Ugh. Finally cleared them up using industrial strength organic acid (the kind that even villains would find repulsive). I can still smell the sulfur compound after 5 showers and scrub downs.
Sunday: Drove around after two left pairs of shoes to deliver at friends of the in-laws who will be meeting them up later on their holiday (MIL packed two right pairs because she has two pairs of EXACTLY the same shoes.... don't ask, I don't know why.)
Sunday Afternoon: Kiddie party that we went to was fun. Little ones played in the ball pit, Magic show and balloon animals all around. Lots of cake/cupcakes/drinks/chips/sweet and lots of kids. So far so good.
When we left the Merc was behaving erratically (B180 - Automatic, Prefer manual drive for this reason) message pops up on dash "Transmission - Consult Workshop. Phoned the workshop, estimate on repairs (due to potential faulty sensors) R15 000.00 ex vat. = R17 100.00 which is USD $1374,44 at the current rate. So now I have to source funds for that. Luckily I only have to contribute 30% of repair costs, but still. Damn. Lots of Damn and swearing. Payday is still more than a week away.
So there you have it.... and yes, the memory of those drains still haunts me and it is still UNPLEASANT.
Hi all! :)
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:12:08-04:00
Hey Gen C! This is the first time i've been able to look at your link! It's amazing!!
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T02:12:53-04:00
I would like to get to top 10 though... I wonder where to take 7 more likes. It seems like Marquee production has been growing lately.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-03-16T02:12:53-04:00
Well done GC! Looks very nice!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:14:15-04:00
Tep - Woof. I hate those moments of swearing due to financial bullshitery
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:14:34-04:00
TeP what a coincidence! I also worked with the same acids, though I did it in lab. And a drop got on my arm. And I didn't neutralize it because it was one drop and I wanted to see what it would do. (true scientist here)
@micah it's obviously all my fault, trying to spread the word to check out another card game that people backing this KS might wanna check out
Well, sundays are so slow nobody's missed much. I'm going somewhere for awhile now, but I think I'll be able to read the missed comments in about 1 minute, so see you all later.
Also, it's in the KS rules to not comment about another KS, though I'm sure most people here would like it. Sorry, but that's just how it goes.
@micah appreciate the heads up, I am still new to KS and I've seen comments from other campaigns make nod to other games so I didn't see an issue but I know now
Here is my top fifteen!
@LordZombitten ∞ + 52
@tragerstreit 381
@EastSideGames 227
@amybang 75
@andrewthe 48
@ClayRobeson 35
@AmandaGilesNH 34
@theweirdbrian 34
@TheBoardRoomGC 30
@themitchy 28
@Penguicon 27
@Finkittenconsul 24
@Clement_Ltn" 20
@MarqueeVideo 19
I feel like now is a great time to tell you that someone, somewhere is right now taking a poop. For all we know it may be one of you....
It just so happens that it's me Derp... does that surprise you?
Also this person could be having the hardest poop of his or her life. Yes think Armageddon.
Not really. I felt like telling you guys this because I right now am taking a dump as big as a small whale
Did you know this person that is taking a poop could be thinking of you...
It's always nice to hear from you Derp
I know I really make this community think more deeply about their lives. Also I'm the most on task person here. you should learn from me.
We all do seem to catch each other with our pants down quite often it would seem.
A lot of people think I'm the most interesting whale and the most useless. Two awards in one go! Going strong!
I'm a fish the world is my toilet. I want you to think about that the next time you step into the ocean. I pooped there..
Have you ever noticed that sea water is not clear. Your welcome.
You know how celery is 90% water. Well the ocean is 10% celery. Chew on that.
I don't chew on water
In fact, I cringe when people around me chew on water
You should try it sometime
I have. It hurts my teeth
Another interesting fact about the sea. Since Columbus sailed the ocean blue. you will never know what color the ocean used to be.
I love the wonderful crunch sound you hear from eating water
I can't stand it. It hurts my ears, mouth, teeth, and brain when I hear it
That must of hit you like a wave when you tried it then
Oh, was terrible it
Ok I will admit it may not be the best for someone to eat water. But it gets results!
Technically, everything gets results one way or another. Whether you get the results you wanted....
It still gets results! It gets better results then a cactus body slam
That depends on your ultimate goal
Human destruction
Hmmm, I think a cactus body slam would be better at that than crunching ice
Your right... Hmmm.. Maybe I should just send out more cats they seem to be doing a swell job at taking out human. Slowly but surely
First they gained their trust. Next they test for weakness. Then they attack
Yes. That's one way to do it.
Thank god your not human. I'd hate to kill anyone that works for kitten corp. but oh well if they get in the way I best take them out. It's a darn shame they could have been great first men.
Another way is to make something like Google Glass, only make it affordable and less dorky-looking. Then the humans will be so enthralled with their tech thst they'll ignore their surroundings and they'll die off
*yawn* I can't seem to get enough sleep
Oh no it's a human hide the comments
Uhhhhh hi there... How's it going. Please don't read the comments.
A public forum that you cannot manipulate nor delete your comments in is no place for evil plot spinning.
@lz I'll keep your plan in mind I'm not a good villain as you can tell I've just been trying to find a hobby. And this seems like fun but man is it hard work.
No my hobby noooo
My not really evil plot really hasn't changed because it's not really that evil. But @lz you should really watch that guy he worries me.
What about jello what if I made every lime cranberry flavored jello. liquid. Or should I keep moving on with my hobbies I've gone full circle with hobbies that's why I'm trying evil as a hobby again. And this time it shal work
Watch in tears as a jello flavor turns into liquid! Ruining a perfectly good cup of jello
When will this madness stop!?!
Says @evan
This is to evil for me! - prof.F
1/10 with rice - someone
Did someone say Jell-O shots?
Yes
Jello-o shots? Come to mama.
Cold cold cold! Waiting for bus. Weekend of nonstop work is finally over!
Yes, my evil master plan is to give the masses exactly what they think they want
Jello-o shots?
Wearable tech at affordable prices, to begin with. Then the replicators from Star Trek, then free electricity, and finally free housing
Free housing!!! And Jell-O shots!
What'd I miss today? I have so many vids to catch up on..
See, everyone will get fat and complacent. They'll ignore human interaction to the detriment of relationships. Human reproduction will decline. Then, when humanity is plump and ripe for the taking, I will unleash my hordes
You're like a slow-moving molasses villain.
Kinda reminds me of the spaceship in Wall-E.
If they invent replicators in my lifetime, then I am through. The moment I walk into one, I am never coming out.
Yes. I am the insidious kind. In it for the long haul. The ones who get caught are the ones who try to move too quickly. Also, everyone will think I'm a hero until the time is right. And then, it will be too late
Jell-O shots and a replicator: recipe for disaster
Geist, exactly
Mmmmm... Shots.
Awh, what the hell? Some asshole bullied kittykitty out of his home.
Find said asshole and cause him discomfort and....oh...restlessness
he's in kitty's house. I just came home and they were both outside. Gave kitty at treat on the sill, and he finished and went to go in his house. I heard howling. Now kittykitty is laying outside. Might open bedroom door before i go to sleep. WIll probably scare the other cat away. Nobody bullies kitttykitty!
@Creeper: I knew that housing in NY was tough but I didn't know it was that tough.
Lol, geist! Even the cats are fighting for prime real estate. There's room for both! There are two little beds In there. Stupid bully.
Nothing stopping you from shooing the intruder away.
Good morning corps. Night was full of evil schemes?
Whoa, it had the button with there are 70 new comments. Does that mean KS is fixed finally?
Ok... Been in the bath for about an hour. Should prrroooooobably get out.
Right now an hour long bath sounds nice.
Zem, I got into reading Cyanide and Happiness once into whil, day beofre yesterday. Damn you and your procrastination curse, it reached me but slowly..
Hmm, so much happened while I was gone I thought the conversation picked up, but maybe not.
It was glorious, my dear Zem. Glorious.
Hey, blame Dr. Pottaten! He made me read Nuklear Power and I'm still reading it! Just over a tenth of the way through.
I feel quite confident of my standing as I seem to be 1st European on the list.
Morning all.... what a crazy weekend.
G'mornin', TEP.
Congrats Juha!
Did I read right? An annoying neighbor invaded kitty's house and is now emptying the fridge and won't leave? What a world, I say.
Hey TEP.
Morning TeP! how are you?
Creeper, put kitty's pawprint alarm on the house and electrocute the hell out of all impostors!
You should have a hefty amount of kittyprints on the sill to get a sample.
Idle - i like that idea! Although he does get along with Scrunchie. And Batgirl -but i haven't seen her in awhile.
He may get along with Scrunchies but apparently Scrunchies gets along with other things.
Scrunchie, manly autocorrect.
Maybe if kitty would just warm up to the inside of your house, you wouldn't have to deal with this so much.
Good morning kittens!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/kittenconsul.html
for those who are curious.
Zem..... that's what I'm sayin', Man... that's what I'm saying. We're a foot away from each other. I'm all "dude. Just....just come IN through the window." and he's all "no." and I'm all "but it's still cold out! and some of those cats are assholes " and he's all "Even though you've fed me for a year and a half.. how do i know you aren't trying to kill me?" and I'm all "LET ME LOVE YOU!"
In need of some sanity. and possibly some kittens.
I see KS is still borked comments wise.
Breakdown of weekend:
Sat: Had the two little ones to look after as the wife was working the morning shift. No real problems, but tiring. My in-laws are on holiday and their house-sitter (looking after the dog) phoned saying that the drains were clogged.
Sat Afternoon: Spent the entire rest of the day up to my armpits in big municipal drains trying to unclog them. NOT PLEASANT! At least by armpits I mean that I was lying on the ground with my hands sticking down the drain.... NOT PLEASANT!!!!! Ugh. Finally cleared them up using industrial strength organic acid (the kind that even villains would find repulsive). I can still smell the sulfur compound after 5 showers and scrub downs.
Sunday: Drove around after two left pairs of shoes to deliver at friends of the in-laws who will be meeting them up later on their holiday (MIL packed two right pairs because she has two pairs of EXACTLY the same shoes.... don't ask, I don't know why.)
Sunday Afternoon: Kiddie party that we went to was fun. Little ones played in the ball pit, Magic show and balloon animals all around. Lots of cake/cupcakes/drinks/chips/sweet and lots of kids. So far so good.
When we left the Merc was behaving erratically (B180 - Automatic, Prefer manual drive for this reason) message pops up on dash "Transmission - Consult Workshop. Phoned the workshop, estimate on repairs (due to potential faulty sensors) R15 000.00 ex vat. = R17 100.00 which is USD $1374,44 at the current rate. So now I have to source funds for that. Luckily I only have to contribute 30% of repair costs, but still. Damn. Lots of Damn and swearing. Payday is still more than a week away.
So there you have it.... and yes, the memory of those drains still haunts me and it is still UNPLEASANT.
Hi all! :)
Hey Gen C! This is the first time i've been able to look at your link! It's amazing!!
I would like to get to top 10 though... I wonder where to take 7 more likes. It seems like Marquee production has been growing lately.
Well done GC! Looks very nice!
Tep - Woof. I hate those moments of swearing due to financial bullshitery
TeP what a coincidence! I also worked with the same acids, though I did it in lab. And a drop got on my arm. And I didn't neutralize it because it was one drop and I wanted to see what it would do. (true scientist here)