Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:16:54-04:00
If anyone really was wondering, and even if they're not, it made a ~1 cm square white and black mark, but there was only enough for it to look and feel like a really bad, burning bug bite. It is fun to explain to people who notice, though.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:16:55-04:00
man, if i had a nickel for every time i said "i wanted to see what it would do"
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:17:25-04:00
I'd probably have about.. like... 40 cents... because i'm not really adventerous.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T02:20:17-04:00
But the shooing
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:20:45-04:00
Well, creeper, how about I get you some concentrated sulfuric acid (when I asked how concentrated, the person said verbatim, "Concentrated.") and you can drop a drop on your arm in a place that shows off well. It's kinda gross to look at at first, but it's cool. To me at least. And the couple people in the labs around me.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T02:21:18-04:00
Second coffee at home. Almost never, except there are people coming to take measurements for the coffin.
Kidding, we're putting a sliding glass door between the bed and the underwear.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:23:11-04:00
@Geist- just looked outside. No kittykitty sleeping out there. Either he finally reclaimed territory, or the other cat is asleep and kitty snuck in then.
Also - I may be too involved in the cat drama outside my window. It's kinda fascinating though. Any roommate I have also becomes engrossed.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:23:54-04:00
@Idle - "Kidding, we're putting a sliding glass door between the bed and the underwear." Eh?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:25:02-04:00
Between the bed and under WHERE?! (tee-hee)
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:25:28-04:00
Oh wait, that joke only works in the other direction, doesn't it?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:27:34-04:00
I thought it was a joke, unless it's going under THERE.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:28:01-04:00
lol- yeah... we just.. .we ignore coffins and go for the underwear. "Sentences I never thought I'd say, for $300, Trebek!"
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:28:02-04:00
Alright, gottago, bye everyone!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:28:52-04:00
Umm...ok- i Purposefully did not make a #kittenconsul video because I thought some group was going to do it for New York City and I didn't want to compete. I don't see one. Bitches better tget this up and running. I had a good idea, too.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:29:15-04:00
That's enough underwhere talk for one night.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:29:30-04:00
really Zem? This is the most active the comments have been at night in a LONG time~!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:30:23-04:00
I know! And underwear and everything!!! Sorry, I do have to go though.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-03-16T02:31:20-04:00
So for the last time, unfortunately and for clarity, goodbye everyone!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:32:07-04:00
drinking baker is drinking.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T02:33:09-04:00
See you later, Zem
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T02:42:35-04:00
Creeper, what are you drinking?
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:43:53-04:00
vodka. and something with it. but mainly vodka. It's been a very rough weekend. finalyl unwinding. Took a very long bath after work tonight. Was going to watch a movie in bed and then got distracted by kickstarter. I also feel lke helping with the #kittenconsul stuff, but at the moment - maybe not a bright idea.
Juha-Pekka Ahonen 2015-03-16T02:45:38-04:00
I suggest that you do your video now (many takes)and keep drinking, and at morning decide which one is the best one
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T02:55:31-04:00
haha! nope!!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-03-16T03:11:17-04:00
It would be great, Creeper! You just pick the one in which you say something like, "Okay, lissenammee, lissenammee. Imma tell you why I should be a kiddencossul. I mean a tikken council. I mean a kiTTen conshles. Whatever. You know what I mean. Hang on, I need more vodka. Anyway, you know I'm the best choice. Erryone else can suck it. *mic drop*"
I would create accounts to vote for that.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T03:19:30-04:00
LZ... That's kind of amazing. Don't tempt me!!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T03:20:15-04:00
I can just picture Elan, head in hands, thinking "oh god... We trusted these people"
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-16T03:25:29-04:00
I blame the Pebble...nail it to a cross, and burn the heathens!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T10:35:09-04:00
Besides, Big Hero 9 has more comment post then us. Over 350,000.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T10:37:54-04:00
Now that it's getting warmer, it's time to get my feet did. I'm thinking a nice blush or orange color. Purple is nice too even if it isn't a spring time color.
Also, I love the warmer weather. Even the snow on the ground from yesterday can't dampen the joy of warmer weather. I mean, who doesn't like warm weather where women are showing more skin...I mean where you don't need to wear super heavy, and stifling clothing. >.>
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T10:42:57-04:00
Even though I am female, I despise the color pink. Red is always a sexy color. Might go with that option.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T10:47:23-04:00
@GM: Then you should be in Miami where it's warm all year around. Lots of women showing skinnnnnnn for days.
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-16T10:50:07-04:00
Hello kitten corps!
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-16T10:52:06-04:00
We've got 60 entries for kittenconsul until now. Not all of them are eligable. Everyone who has editing rights to Dr. P.'s spreadsheet can help by notifying the applicants about what needs to be done to correct any ommissions or mistakes and then update the sheet.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T10:54:53-04:00
Howdy GC.
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-03-16T10:57:18-04:00
If I could, my dear General, I would. But unfortunately, Mondays are not a good day for me to get distracted...need to run a payroll...every Monday...until the day I die(or leave the company, whichever comes first).
@Geist: I have more chance of getting hit by a plane, while walking to the bus/train/work/home that I do of winning the lottery...especially since I haven't bought a ticket in a few months(keep forgetting).
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T11:27:40-04:00
@GM: But someone keeps winning those lottery prizes, long shot or no. Of course your chances are much smaller when you don't play.....
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T11:28:22-04:00
*cracks eyes open* hiiiiii
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T11:30:23-04:00
Crap... I hear choppers. Someone check the news... Did something happen in Manhattan?? Everytime I hear helicopters Flying around- something not cool hapoened
@Creeper: O would check, but even checking in here is pushing it for me for today...take one day off, fall 5 days behind in paperwork/emails. -.-
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T11:33:57-04:00
@Creeper: Quick! Hide the "catnip"!
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T11:35:17-04:00
Egads! Sorry GM! Get to work!
@geist- I was reading "should I have a brownie for breakfast?" As I was eating one. :)
Mike Kabala 2015-03-16T11:37:04-04:00
Kitten Consul Leaderboard 3/16/2015 11:35:47 am EDT
1. #KittenConsul Vote for a dying woman. (382 likes)
Portland, Oregon ... tragerstreit
2. East Side Games #kittenconsul Application (227 likes)
Vancouver, British Columbia Canada ... EastSideGames
3. N.E.R.D. Institute for Exploding Kittens Playtesting (#KittenConsul) (98 likes)
Boston, Massachusetts ... amybang
4. Lord Zombitten for #KittenConsul (52 likes)
Sandy, Utah ... LordZombitten
5. Nova Labs for #KittenConsul (48 likes)
Reston, Virginia ... andrewthe
6. #KittenConsul. (36 likes)
Dalton, Georgia
7. Stanley Wants to be a #KittenConsul !!! (35 likes)
San Francisco, California ... ClayRobeson
8. #KittenConsul for MTAC! (35 likes)
Nashville, Tennessee ... theweirdbrian
9. Exploding Kittens - Play Testing Party - #KittenConsul. (34 likes)
Portsmouth, New Hampshire ... AmandaGilesNH
10. A #KittenConsul song about Exploding Kittens (31 likes)
Vancouver, British Columbia Canada ... jasminehabart
11. The Board Room for #KittenConsul! (31 likes)
Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada ... TheBoardRoomGC
12. Penguicon's Volunteer Bash wants to be a #KittenConsul playtest party! (27 likes)
Southfield, Michigan ... Penguicon
13. Opening Exploding Kittens #KittenConsul (26 likes)
Malibu, California ... MarqueeVideo
14. #KittenConsul Application | J.I. Case HS Gamer's Club (25 likes)
Racine, Wisconsin ... Neonfedora_JS
15. "#KittenConsul." for Finland (24 likes)
Jyväskylä, Finland ... FINKittenConsul
16. I'll Become A #KittenConsul For The Proof (22 likes)
Newark, Delaware ... bloodruns4ever
17. Let us be #kittenconsul for Exploding Kittens! (20 likes)
... Clement_Ltn
18. Pick Volos for #kittenconsul (18 likes)
Midville, Utah ... chyldofflame
19. Exploding Kittens #KittenConsul (18 likes)
Plattsburgh, New York ... Colintehgreat
20. #KittenConsul Budapest (18 likes)
Budapest, Hungary ... Vitigreen
@Creeper: Everything will be better...once this office shuffling is done with, and we have everything organized.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T11:43:34-04:00
ahhhh... 15 car-pile up on expressway nearby. That would be the reason for the helicopters.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T11:43:54-04:00
I'd like to know how many winners they are going to pick. If it's 10 then LZ is a shoe in. Hard to compete with someone who says they are dying.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T11:45:01-04:00
@Creeper: Someone probably texting and driving
Mike Kabala 2015-03-16T11:46:56-04:00
@GM, the phrase "nail it to a cross" is offensive to me in the context in which it was presented. If other religions are allowed to be touchy about phrases used by others, I think I am entitled as well. I know you didn't mean anything by it, but it still bothers me.
Melissa "The Creeper" Nicole 2015-03-16T11:47:52-04:00
Probably. They also suspect a bit of black ice. It was pretty damn cold last night.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-03-16T11:54:40-04:00
@CB: You are entitled to be offended and others (like Charlie Hebdo) are allowed to comment on religion. The double edge sword of freedom of speech.
If anyone really was wondering, and even if they're not, it made a ~1 cm square white and black mark, but there was only enough for it to look and feel like a really bad, burning bug bite. It is fun to explain to people who notice, though.
man, if i had a nickel for every time i said "i wanted to see what it would do"
I'd probably have about.. like... 40 cents... because i'm not really adventerous.
But the shooing
Well, creeper, how about I get you some concentrated sulfuric acid (when I asked how concentrated, the person said verbatim, "Concentrated.") and you can drop a drop on your arm in a place that shows off well. It's kinda gross to look at at first, but it's cool. To me at least. And the couple people in the labs around me.
@Ex President: did the dog clog the drain again?
Second coffee at home. Almost never, except there are people coming to take measurements for the coffin.
Kidding, we're putting a sliding glass door between the bed and the underwear.
@Geist- just looked outside. No kittykitty sleeping out there. Either he finally reclaimed territory, or the other cat is asleep and kitty snuck in then.
Also - I may be too involved in the cat drama outside my window. It's kinda fascinating though. Any roommate I have also becomes engrossed.
@Idle - "Kidding, we're putting a sliding glass door between the bed and the underwear." Eh?
Between the bed and under WHERE?! (tee-hee)
Oh wait, that joke only works in the other direction, doesn't it?
Sheesh, a closet door.
Strange thing nobody asked about the coffin.
I thought it was a joke, unless it's going under THERE.
lol- yeah... we just.. .we ignore coffins and go for the underwear. "Sentences I never thought I'd say, for $300, Trebek!"
Alright, gottago, bye everyone!
Umm...ok- i Purposefully did not make a #kittenconsul video because I thought some group was going to do it for New York City and I didn't want to compete. I don't see one. Bitches better tget this up and running. I had a good idea, too.
That's enough underwhere talk for one night.
really Zem? This is the most active the comments have been at night in a LONG time~!
I know! And underwear and everything!!! Sorry, I do have to go though.
Cya Zem.
So for the last time, unfortunately and for clarity, goodbye everyone!
drinking baker is drinking.
See you later, Zem
Creeper, what are you drinking?
vodka. and something with it. but mainly vodka. It's been a very rough weekend. finalyl unwinding. Took a very long bath after work tonight. Was going to watch a movie in bed and then got distracted by kickstarter. I also feel lke helping with the #kittenconsul stuff, but at the moment - maybe not a bright idea.
I suggest that you do your video now (many takes)and keep drinking, and at morning decide which one is the best one
haha! nope!!
It would be great, Creeper! You just pick the one in which you say something like, "Okay, lissenammee, lissenammee. Imma tell you why I should be a kiddencossul. I mean a tikken council. I mean a kiTTen conshles. Whatever. You know what I mean. Hang on, I need more vodka. Anyway, you know I'm the best choice. Erryone else can suck it. *mic drop*"
I would create accounts to vote for that.
LZ... That's kind of amazing. Don't tempt me!!
I can just picture Elan, head in hands, thinking "oh god... We trusted these people"
@Creeper, I thought this one was from New York: http://youtu.be/uuY0iVA_Q5U
Ok, that is all for now, I am back at work so do not expect any updates. Have a nice day/night.
I have no idea where Plattsburgh is! I need to be able to take a subway to consul location. Or a cab under $20!
Well were it not their idea, that we played drinking games anyway, should have expect something like this.
If there isn't an nyc video soon. Creeper may drink Herself an application.
I'd bet that while he was saying that with his head in his hands, he'd be wiping tears of laughter from his eyes
Haha LZ for kidden council! Twice!
Zem did you get to episode 248 yet?
Nooo, Marquee Production has catch up with me now I need more likes. Please like my video, my friends https//youtu.be/lsSza0lYoSw
Vodka now?
Geist would you be kind and like my video
https://youtu.be/lsSza0lYoSw
And now the working link...
http://youtu.be/IsSza0lYoSw
and now for something completely different....
Grapes?
Why not. I am surrounded by vineyards in any case.
@General C. the written description says "Plattsburgh," so that's what I used.
Now, to buy some stinkin' trinkets.
Good morning my brothers and sisters. How do you do?
@CB, both is correct. It just seems Creeper was referring to New York city and not the state of New York.
*waves at CB, Idle Wild, GC and GM*
Good Morning All ...
btw, Plattsburgh is no where near NYC -- it's about 30 miles south of Albany, across the Hudson from Fishkill
small airport there, used to be an air force base ... mainly used to shuttle folks into IBM East Fishkill.
That sounded fishy. And gross.
Should one have a brownie for breakfast? My common sense says "no" but my sweet tooth says "Go for it!!"
*crickets*
So a thoroughly boring weekend here ..anyone else have any excitement?
* waves at the crazy Aussie-ish girl person * Hiya Geist.
Anyone seen DDD recently?
@Geist: Live a little. Enjoy the chocolatey mass.
@GCoD: Mine was fairly relaxing. Didn't do much at all on my 3 day weekend.
@Tsveta: Can't say I have since Thursday. And even then, I'm not entirely sure.
That's what Friday does to people.
Well, I also wasn't in here past Thurs
I also notice the KS isn't properly working still...not showing when there is a new comment.
Maybe it's just our KickStarter. Maybe they're trying to encourage us to go away.... I smell a conspiracy.
Had a very weird experience at my fave pub this Friday. That's about it.
@Potatten: Or it's the Pebble Illuminati again.
I blame the Pebble...nail it to a cross, and burn the heathens!
Besides, Big Hero 9 has more comment post then us. Over 350,000.
Now that it's getting warmer, it's time to get my feet did. I'm thinking a nice blush or orange color. Purple is nice too even if it isn't a spring time color.
Neon pink. Always neon pink when colour choices are to be made.
Also, I love the warmer weather. Even the snow on the ground from yesterday can't dampen the joy of warmer weather. I mean, who doesn't like warm weather where women are showing more skin...I mean where you don't need to wear super heavy, and stifling clothing. >.>
Even though I am female, I despise the color pink. Red is always a sexy color. Might go with that option.
@GM: Then you should be in Miami where it's warm all year around. Lots of women showing skinnnnnnn for days.
Hello kitten corps!
We've got 60 entries for kittenconsul until now. Not all of them are eligable. Everyone who has editing rights to Dr. P.'s spreadsheet can help by notifying the applicants about what needs to be done to correct any ommissions or mistakes and then update the sheet.
Howdy GC.
Hello Geist!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/kittenconsul.html
If I could, my dear General, I would. But unfortunately, Mondays are not a good day for me to get distracted...need to run a payroll...every Monday...until the day I die(or leave the company, whichever comes first).
Burn the heathens. Thank you very much, Geist. I'll remember that.
Broken comment sections cause too many refreshes and load too, you know. Just like trying to get a damn ugly Pebble Steel!
@Idle: That was GM you mentioned having a bbq with the heathens!
@GM: You forgot the "win the lottery" option.
Added canadian provincial flags for our northern north american friends as well. Should be live with the next update.
@General: On the map of where we are? That would be awesome! Get to see the Alberta Flag pasted all over that section.
@Geist: I have more chance of getting hit by a plane, while walking to the bus/train/work/home that I do of winning the lottery...especially since I haven't bought a ticket in a few months(keep forgetting).
@GM: But someone keeps winning those lottery prizes, long shot or no. Of course your chances are much smaller when you don't play.....
*cracks eyes open* hiiiiii
Crap... I hear choppers. Someone check the news... Did something happen in Manhattan?? Everytime I hear helicopters Flying around- something not cool hapoened
@Creeper: O would check, but even checking in here is pushing it for me for today...take one day off, fall 5 days behind in paperwork/emails. -.-
@Creeper: Quick! Hide the "catnip"!
Egads! Sorry GM! Get to work!
@geist- I was reading "should I have a brownie for breakfast?" As I was eating one. :)
Kitten Consul Leaderboard 3/16/2015 11:35:47 am EDT
1. #KittenConsul Vote for a dying woman. (382 likes)
Portland, Oregon ... tragerstreit
2. East Side Games #kittenconsul Application (227 likes)
Vancouver, British Columbia Canada ... EastSideGames
3. N.E.R.D. Institute for Exploding Kittens Playtesting (#KittenConsul) (98 likes)
Boston, Massachusetts ... amybang
4. Lord Zombitten for #KittenConsul (52 likes)
Sandy, Utah ... LordZombitten
5. Nova Labs for #KittenConsul (48 likes)
Reston, Virginia ... andrewthe
6. #KittenConsul. (36 likes)
Dalton, Georgia
7. Stanley Wants to be a #KittenConsul !!! (35 likes)
San Francisco, California ... ClayRobeson
8. #KittenConsul for MTAC! (35 likes)
Nashville, Tennessee ... theweirdbrian
9. Exploding Kittens - Play Testing Party - #KittenConsul. (34 likes)
Portsmouth, New Hampshire ... AmandaGilesNH
10. A #KittenConsul song about Exploding Kittens (31 likes)
Vancouver, British Columbia Canada ... jasminehabart
11. The Board Room for #KittenConsul! (31 likes)
Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada ... TheBoardRoomGC
12. Penguicon's Volunteer Bash wants to be a #KittenConsul playtest party! (27 likes)
Southfield, Michigan ... Penguicon
13. Opening Exploding Kittens #KittenConsul (26 likes)
Malibu, California ... MarqueeVideo
14. #KittenConsul Application | J.I. Case HS Gamer's Club (25 likes)
Racine, Wisconsin ... Neonfedora_JS
15. "#KittenConsul." for Finland (24 likes)
Jyväskylä, Finland ... FINKittenConsul
16. I'll Become A #KittenConsul For The Proof (22 likes)
Newark, Delaware ... bloodruns4ever
17. Let us be #kittenconsul for Exploding Kittens! (20 likes)
... Clement_Ltn
18. Pick Volos for #kittenconsul (18 likes)
Midville, Utah ... chyldofflame
19. Exploding Kittens #KittenConsul (18 likes)
Plattsburgh, New York ... Colintehgreat
20. #KittenConsul Budapest (18 likes)
Budapest, Hungary ... Vitigreen
Those of that yet have not, please like my video.
http://youtu.be/IsSza0lYoSw
@Creeper: I ate half it the brownie instead of the whole thing. I thought that was a nice compromise.
@Creeper: Everything will be better...once this office shuffling is done with, and we have everything organized.
ahhhh... 15 car-pile up on expressway nearby. That would be the reason for the helicopters.
I'd like to know how many winners they are going to pick. If it's 10 then LZ is a shoe in. Hard to compete with someone who says they are dying.
@Creeper: Someone probably texting and driving
@GM, the phrase "nail it to a cross" is offensive to me in the context in which it was presented. If other religions are allowed to be touchy about phrases used by others, I think I am entitled as well. I know you didn't mean anything by it, but it still bothers me.
Probably. They also suspect a bit of black ice. It was pretty damn cold last night.
@CB: You are entitled to be offended and others (like Charlie Hebdo) are allowed to comment on religion. The double edge sword of freedom of speech.