Does anyone know who to contact about an address change? I'm moving unexpectedly in July and I want to make sure I get the decks I ordered. I need to change the address I have previously.
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
5) If you missed your pledge manager, it was probably in your junk box (or something similar.) Use the link in #1) above with any questions about the pledge manager.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T12:27:40-04:00
HI GEIST!! Hi Zem! My toast is buttery and lovely. Thank you! and all the kitties... oh!!! I can finally add photos to the forum. it took FOREVER to upload all the photos from my phone (been awhile) and my "cloud" has been full since forever.
Hiya GM! How are your flannel sleeves? are they maintaining their protective capabilities?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T13:43:02-04:00
Creeper, my last comment in my "this exists" page on the forum was about the passwords. You might like it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T13:43:56-04:00
Great day today, GM. I have some stuff to put off till tonight to do, but other than that, just wondering where the hell my brother went with no means of contacting him and wondering if I should just have lunch without him.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T13:44:45-04:00
Yeah, I think I got the 88,000th comment too! Yay for completely pointless round numbers of arbitrariness!
@Creeper: Have had better days. Came in this morning, and my manager told me the other payroll coordinator emailed in her resignation and will be mailing in her security card. Other than that, just peachy.
@Zem: Eat without him. That will show him for wandering off from the herd.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-07T13:50:15-04:00
*grumbles* Creeper's toast buttered in all the nooks and crannies and mine is all lumpy. Maybe I need to sneak into Creeper's apartment and "borrow" her precious. Just for a little while.
They're so precious. They're still afraid of me, but coming closer since i'm keeper of the food. They were hiding under the table cover, and the mom was eating. I stood outside and watched. The tux cat stuck his head from under the cover, looked at me, mom and then just meowed like "Moooommmm! Make her go away!"
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-07T13:57:59-04:00
Since they are so young Creeper, they should get use to you in no time. I wish you could find good homes for them. Kittens get adopted faster than grown cats. Plus, they need their shots just like humans do.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-07T14:20:57-04:00
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T14:38:09-04:00
Wow. Alot happened in the time it took me to catch up on youtube.
Well, I''m eating without him. Where in the heck is he? Oh, and kitties. Must look at them.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T14:38:30-04:00
I finally get a break! I've only been at work for 6 hours now.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T14:47:26-04:00
Well that's just f***** great. My parents apparently couldn't get on their flight, so they called my little brother and the ex-change student staying with us while I was driving home to tell them to come to Omaha for Famous Daves. I got back like an hour later, still could have easily gotten there before lunch time, and they ate without me. Didn't even tell me they missed their flight, nobody thought to mention the fact that they were still here instead of Florida, so I couldn't contact anyone and now waited 2 1/2 hours for someone to get here and 5 minutes after I get something started they come back and spring that on me. Yup, my day's just going perfect.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T17:15:54-04:00
Wow, one hour was so busy, then the next two just leave the worst part of the day up there. Where'd everyone go?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T19:16:56-04:00
Is it my breath? *takes listerine strip*
There. Now there's no excuse, you background-lurkers! Come to Beavis!
Epicderpguy 2015-07-07T20:40:12-04:00
We don't want to hiss!
Epicderpguy 2015-07-07T20:41:05-04:00
Take a shower! I can smell you from here!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T20:42:39-04:00
That's me, Derp. Dead cat smell is just impossible to remove!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T20:44:29-04:00
And who says we don't want to hiss? Hissing is fun!
Epicderpguy 2015-07-07T20:46:07-04:00
Oh no wonder... Also... Why do you have cat blood... Never Mind I don't want to know.
Epicderpguy 2015-07-07T20:47:35-04:00
Hissing is only fun when you have something to hiss at. After a long time it starts to hurt my throat.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T20:57:34-04:00
I never said anything about cat blood
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T20:59:39-04:00
So the Zombicide: Black Plague KS ended yesterday. I thought the people here were greedy with their demands for stretch goals and freebies, but those Black Plague folks sure proved me wrong!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-07T21:01:20-04:00
I'm so ronery. So very ronery!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T21:24:55-04:00
Sorry I can't be on here with you guys. Hanging out on the patio with my family and just came in to get some work done if I can.
Epicderpguy 2015-07-07T21:33:07-04:00
BUHAHAHAHAAH! FAMILY! Wait you have a life? I thought everyone sill here has no life?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-07T23:18:06-04:00
No, never did. Just having no life now while doing work while the rest of my family sat out there until dark and mosquitos, now 2 went to bed, one's sitting here on his phone, and 2 others are watching a show while I finish up some things.
Might as well say it now, goodnight!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T08:24:01-04:00
Fuck luck.
At least you have that kind of luck. I don't have any luck at all.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-08T09:00:04-04:00
Who's that pulling backwards into my driveway? If I don't return, call interpol or something. Oh wait, they have a Left Hand Brewing Company bumper sticker so they can't be all bad.
Oh, it's one of my brothers. Ok. Well still call them if I don't get on later. They're probably working me to death in the Soviet Chemistry Mines.
Halifax Samuels 2015-07-08T09:04:42-04:00
I really hope I get my decks in time for Gencon! That would be perfect timing for the release.
I'm wondering where my Prickly Porcupine decks are. Why haven't they gotten to me yet? You told me they would be here 5min after you collected the money Trinkets...why did you lie to me? It hurts you know. T.T
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-08T11:16:15-04:00
Sorry GM, we've been having a problem with the pdf's. Didn't you get the update?
Nope, no update on that. Are you sure you sent it to the right email?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-08T11:59:24-04:00
Geist, Biker kitties are the worst. They break ankles just for fun.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T12:38:06-04:00
@GM: Has there been any employees missing lately? I had to kidnap a few and sacrifice them so that Smashley could get some rain to put out the fires in her region. Hopefully it worked.
Though...there is a girl here for an interview for the position with a fairly pleasing voice....haven't seen her yet though. >.>
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-08T12:55:31-04:00
You just know she has a nice voice by her name.
The payroll coordinator though, "How can I make Owen's life even more of a hell? Well, perfect time for it, lots of stuff needs to be thrown around to make the deadline. Hmmm... I could leave on vacation and "accidentally" leave everything in my briefcase and take it with me. No, done that before. How about sending the documents by fax to a chinese number by accident and then shredding them because I'm done with them? No, done that too. Should I fire him? No, he'd like that. I know! I'll quit! Out of the blue, right when I'm needed, sinking my documents like the Bismarck in the process! I'll just use a confidant to make sure my side of the work doesn't go through and then send a woman with a pretty voice to distract him further! it's perfect!"
Well...she also walked past just now with my manager, and I must say....she has some nicely shaped legs.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-08T13:26:42-04:00
"And she'll have legs! The rest I don't care about, just her voice and her legs. I'll start interviewing candidates immediately!"
*sends out wanted ad*
"Needed: woman with voice and legs. To do things."
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T13:38:34-04:00
Darn. Then the gods were not pleased or my sacrifices escaped. I'll have to check with Smashley to see if the fires are out.
Epicderpguy 2015-07-08T13:54:21-04:00
Your sacrifice has not been accepted by the gods. You better send another one or else we will find you and give you a third arm.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:12:26-04:00
@Derp: More of the same thing or something different? I would think clueless employees would be a delicacy to the gods.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:12:45-04:00
@Geist: I was looking off the forms in front of me, and saw her legs out of the corner of my eye, it was for a second only as they walked past my office door....so couldn't really rush to my door and look out to see her better anyways.
And so legs and voice rule the... Hey, snap out of it! My own voice is crap but I'm a good imitator... Am I not worthy for your position with my mighty soul-crushing thighs?
Men...
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:16:04-04:00
I know you have x-ray vision GM. Most guys do. ;-)
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:16:08-04:00
I heard some swearing and decided to look in and see what the problem(s) is/are...
Anything I need to 'fix' in the Matrix? Another case of Deja Vu?
And in case you wondered how the precious was protected during transit to Creeper, those little kittens running around her are no accident.
And FYI, mobile data sucks voice and legs, LTE or not. Hospital walls stop everything except a mighty kick. And it's a how do you call it, a fracture healing joint for old people. Irony much?
@Geist: I've had to hone my skills over the years....it's hard to find myself a girl, especially since the places most people go to meet girls...I tend to avoid(clubs, bars, anywhere they can meet a drunk, low standard person). So, I had to make sure my observatory aspects were top notch...still doesn't help...but lets me notice all the lovely ladies walking around when I am out and about...and not stare at them.
Today I'm learning to pee again, or rather hold it in. Fuck their catheter and pampers policy. Four days is too much, and a week would lead to madness. I started a war. I won. Some nurses dislike me very, very much.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:30:23-04:00
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:31:42-04:00
Idle? What made you land up in the hospital?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:32:36-04:00
It was YOU Ex Prez? I was wondering why I was so distracted so often during my quest to nab the precious.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:34:21-04:00
@Idle: Do they at least let you get a sponge bath from cute male nurses? If not, complain to your insurance company.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:34:23-04:00
Geist, after the first round of hiding the precious, who else would it be that would invest so much time and effort into making sure that the precious arrives safely into the hands of Creeper?
Kristen Demeter 2015-07-08T14:35:27-04:00
@Owen - maybe you'd meet more ladies if you got know know them outside of their legs and their voice ;D
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T14:35:27-04:00
Curses! Foiled again!
I haven't given up. Creeper will run out of bread sooner or later and when she goes to the store for more....
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:35:37-04:00
*Neutral Grin tinged with slight gloating feeling*
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:36:55-04:00
The kittens are prepared and pawed to the teeth to defend Creeper's precious...
@Kristen: Again, it would help if I went out to places to meet them, and not just in passing on my way to/from work/appointments/etc. Problem is, there are VERY few places around here other than bars/clubs to meet people. And I avoid clubs/bars like the plague, and since almost all my friends either live outside the city, or don't drink, even going to a local pub(because I'm not as heavy a drinker as people tend to assume) is not something I do. I usually just go out for food, or movies, with friends. And most of the time, the girls that I see around there are either 1) Too young/old(there is a limit to how far either way I will go); 2) Already seeing someone; 3) Get a snobbish look on their face if I even GLANCE past them, not even looking at them.
So, it's quite difficult to get to know someone when they wouldn't even give you an answer to if the sun is out, at mid day, in a park.
So now I'm in a room with own bathroom, old lady with dementia nor using said bathroom, a balcony I'm afraid to go out with crutches to smoke and a wonderful view to the boilevard that has 200 metres to home in the door reflection... Eh, make that 500. Bad news is granny who was previously a ministry of culture member that babbles so educated in five languages when she manages to put something legible is getting moved tomorrow to a hospice. Rise and fall. I like her. Somebody kill me before I get to wear a pampers ever again. Please!!!
I hope my new smoking coffee bringing mate is moving here. She's nice.
I ended up here because my bike and a kerb decided to !set at the wrong angle, as usual. And my brain was all the in, as always, from hyperventilation. The dust was very very sober. The asphalt was waiting for me.
And it was a matter of 5 centimeters to stay safe...
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-08T14:59:07-04:00
Damn Idle, that is a bad one. Hope you get better soon!
Two months of home office may not be that bad... But the whole sick leave mess combined with vacation leave makes me head-scratchy. I'll have to talk to our legs with voice on that.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T15:16:55-04:00
Getting dementia is a big fear of mine. I don't mind my body breaking down but I don't want to be without my mind.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T15:56:02-04:00
Bye Idle! Hope you get out of the hospital soon.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-08T15:57:16-04:00
Good grief Idle! That is a lot of pins in your leg. Do they come out once the bone heals or will you beep every time you go through the metal detector at the airport?
Does anyone know who to contact about an address change? I'm moving unexpectedly in July and I want to make sure I get the decks I ordered. I need to change the address I have previously.
Hi Stephanie -
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
5) If you missed your pledge manager, it was probably in your junk box (or something similar.) Use the link in #1) above with any questions about the pledge manager.
Hello, Creeper! Hey, that's my job! https://www.youtube.com/watch…
*waves at Creeper* How is your toast doing?
HI GEIST!! Hi Zem! My toast is buttery and lovely. Thank you! and all the kitties... oh!!! I can finally add photos to the forum. it took FOREVER to upload all the photos from my phone (been awhile) and my "cloud" has been full since forever.
OH jeeze.. passwords.. too hard to remember! Cheetah Butt made us have a lengthy one!
Hello Creeper. Long time no see. How's your day going?
And you too Geist and Zem. How are things today?
Hiya GM! How are your flannel sleeves? are they maintaining their protective capabilities?
Creeper, my last comment in my "this exists" page on the forum was about the passwords. You might like it.
Great day today, GM. I have some stuff to put off till tonight to do, but other than that, just wondering where the hell my brother went with no means of contacting him and wondering if I should just have lunch without him.
Yeah, I think I got the 88,000th comment too! Yay for completely pointless round numbers of arbitrariness!
ok! I posted kittens!
http://www.kittencorps.com/forum/viewtopic.php…
@Creeper: Have had better days. Came in this morning, and my manager told me the other payroll coordinator emailed in her resignation and will be mailing in her security card. Other than that, just peachy.
@Zem: Eat without him. That will show him for wandering off from the herd.
*grumbles* Creeper's toast buttered in all the nooks and crannies and mine is all lumpy. Maybe I need to sneak into Creeper's apartment and "borrow" her precious. Just for a little while.
Just posted a second picture of a kitten hiding.
OMG! Creeper, the tuxedo colored kitten is sooooo cute! I want him/her!
Geist, my deep apologies for your lumpy toast. NO BORROWSIES.
GM- I am sorry work is such a hot mess for you!
They're so precious. They're still afraid of me, but coming closer since i'm keeper of the food. They were hiding under the table cover, and the mom was eating. I stood outside and watched. The tux cat stuck his head from under the cover, looked at me, mom and then just meowed like "Moooommmm! Make her go away!"
Since they are so young Creeper, they should get use to you in no time. I wish you could find good homes for them. Kittens get adopted faster than grown cats. Plus, they need their shots just like humans do.
http://9gag.com/gag/aQn8zDr
Creeper: http://9gag.com/gag/aRVAPQB
Wow. Alot happened in the time it took me to catch up on youtube.
Well, I''m eating without him. Where in the heck is he? Oh, and kitties. Must look at them.
I finally get a break! I've only been at work for 6 hours now.
Well that's just f***** great. My parents apparently couldn't get on their flight, so they called my little brother and the ex-change student staying with us while I was driving home to tell them to come to Omaha for Famous Daves. I got back like an hour later, still could have easily gotten there before lunch time, and they ate without me. Didn't even tell me they missed their flight, nobody thought to mention the fact that they were still here instead of Florida, so I couldn't contact anyone and now waited 2 1/2 hours for someone to get here and 5 minutes after I get something started they come back and spring that on me. Yup, my day's just going perfect.
Wow, one hour was so busy, then the next two just leave the worst part of the day up there. Where'd everyone go?
Is it my breath? *takes listerine strip*
There. Now there's no excuse, you background-lurkers! Come to Beavis!
We don't want to hiss!
Take a shower! I can smell you from here!
That's me, Derp. Dead cat smell is just impossible to remove!
And who says we don't want to hiss? Hissing is fun!
Oh no wonder... Also... Why do you have cat blood... Never Mind I don't want to know.
Hissing is only fun when you have something to hiss at. After a long time it starts to hurt my throat.
I never said anything about cat blood
So the Zombicide: Black Plague KS ended yesterday. I thought the people here were greedy with their demands for stretch goals and freebies, but those Black Plague folks sure proved me wrong!
I'm so ronery. So very ronery!
Sorry I can't be on here with you guys. Hanging out on the patio with my family and just came in to get some work done if I can.
BUHAHAHAHAAH! FAMILY! Wait you have a life? I thought everyone sill here has no life?
No, never did. Just having no life now while doing work while the rest of my family sat out there until dark and mosquitos, now 2 went to bed, one's sitting here on his phone, and 2 others are watching a show while I finish up some things.
Might as well say it now, goodnight!
Hi kittens. Hope all is well. Does anyone have questions about the campaign?
Hospital life. Fuck luck.
@LZ no joke ... This was my first zombicide campaign...and wow were the. Some greedy fucks
They**
Who are they?
Fuck luck.
At least you have that kind of luck. I don't have any luck at all.
Who's that pulling backwards into my driveway? If I don't return, call interpol or something. Oh wait, they have a Left Hand Brewing Company bumper sticker so they can't be all bad.
Oh, it's one of my brothers. Ok. Well still call them if I don't get on later. They're probably working me to death in the Soviet Chemistry Mines.
I really hope I get my decks in time for Gencon! That would be perfect timing for the release.
Well Geist, I wouldn't call a broken ankle a good kind of luck. Especially if I haven't broken anything but a pinky toe in my life.
Ouch Idle. That sounds painful. Maybe you shouldn't bike around with smoking kitties anymore.
@Halifax, there's no way...
Yup, especially in the next two months. Which makes my biking goal for the year impossible, and my yearly beach vacation will most probably be ruined.
Howdy all!! How many peeps have been wondering where their decks are?
I'm wondering where my Prickly Porcupine decks are. Why haven't they gotten to me yet? You told me they would be here 5min after you collected the money Trinkets...why did you lie to me? It hurts you know. T.T
Sorry GM, we've been having a problem with the pdf's. Didn't you get the update?
Nope, no update on that. Are you sure you sent it to the right email?
Geist, Biker kitties are the worst. They break ankles just for fun.
@GM: Has there been any employees missing lately? I had to kidnap a few and sacrifice them so that Smashley could get some rain to put out the fires in her region. Hopefully it worked.
@Geist: Aside from the other payroll coordinator quitting so suddenly...not really.
Though...there is a girl here for an interview for the position with a fairly pleasing voice....haven't seen her yet though. >.>
You just know she has a nice voice by her name.
The payroll coordinator though, "How can I make Owen's life even more of a hell? Well, perfect time for it, lots of stuff needs to be thrown around to make the deadline. Hmmm... I could leave on vacation and "accidentally" leave everything in my briefcase and take it with me. No, done that before. How about sending the documents by fax to a chinese number by accident and then shredding them because I'm done with them? No, done that too. Should I fire him? No, he'd like that. I know! I'll quit! Out of the blue, right when I'm needed, sinking my documents like the Bismarck in the process! I'll just use a confidant to make sure my side of the work doesn't go through and then send a woman with a pretty voice to distract him further! it's perfect!"
Well...she also walked past just now with my manager, and I must say....she has some nicely shaped legs.
"And she'll have legs! The rest I don't care about, just her voice and her legs. I'll start interviewing candidates immediately!"
*sends out wanted ad*
"Needed: woman with voice and legs. To do things."
Darn. Then the gods were not pleased or my sacrifices escaped. I'll have to check with Smashley to see if the fires are out.
Your sacrifice has not been accepted by the gods. You better send another one or else we will find you and give you a third arm.
@Derp: More of the same thing or something different? I would think clueless employees would be a delicacy to the gods.
@GM: Eyes up buddy.
@Geist: I was looking off the forms in front of me, and saw her legs out of the corner of my eye, it was for a second only as they walked past my office door....so couldn't really rush to my door and look out to see her better anyways.
And so legs and voice rule the... Hey, snap out of it! My own voice is crap but I'm a good imitator... Am I not worthy for your position with my mighty soul-crushing thighs?
Men...
I know you have x-ray vision GM. Most guys do. ;-)
I heard some swearing and decided to look in and see what the problem(s) is/are...
Anything I need to 'fix' in the Matrix? Another case of Deja Vu?
And in case you wondered how the precious was protected during transit to Creeper, those little kittens running around her are no accident.
So, about the precious... How did it go? I missed that.
And FYI, mobile data sucks voice and legs, LTE or not. Hospital walls stop everything except a mighty kick. And it's a how do you call it, a fracture healing joint for old people. Irony much?
@Geist: I've had to hone my skills over the years....it's hard to find myself a girl, especially since the places most people go to meet girls...I tend to avoid(clubs, bars, anywhere they can meet a drunk, low standard person). So, I had to make sure my observatory aspects were top notch...still doesn't help...but lets me notice all the lovely ladies walking around when I am out and about...and not stare at them.
Today I'm learning to pee again, or rather hold it in. Fuck their catheter and pampers policy. Four days is too much, and a week would lead to madness. I started a war. I won. Some nurses dislike me very, very much.
http://9gag.com/gag/a2q5DY9
Idle? What made you land up in the hospital?
It was YOU Ex Prez? I was wondering why I was so distracted so often during my quest to nab the precious.
@Idle: Do they at least let you get a sponge bath from cute male nurses? If not, complain to your insurance company.
Geist, after the first round of hiding the precious, who else would it be that would invest so much time and effort into making sure that the precious arrives safely into the hands of Creeper?
@Owen - maybe you'd meet more ladies if you got know know them outside of their legs and their voice ;D
Curses! Foiled again!
I haven't given up. Creeper will run out of bread sooner or later and when she goes to the store for more....
*Neutral Grin tinged with slight gloating feeling*
The kittens are prepared and pawed to the teeth to defend Creeper's precious...
@Kristen: Again, it would help if I went out to places to meet them, and not just in passing on my way to/from work/appointments/etc. Problem is, there are VERY few places around here other than bars/clubs to meet people. And I avoid clubs/bars like the plague, and since almost all my friends either live outside the city, or don't drink, even going to a local pub(because I'm not as heavy a drinker as people tend to assume) is not something I do. I usually just go out for food, or movies, with friends. And most of the time, the girls that I see around there are either 1) Too young/old(there is a limit to how far either way I will go); 2) Already seeing someone; 3) Get a snobbish look on their face if I even GLANCE past them, not even looking at them.
So, it's quite difficult to get to know someone when they wouldn't even give you an answer to if the sun is out, at mid day, in a park.
So now I'm in a room with own bathroom, old lady with dementia nor using said bathroom, a balcony I'm afraid to go out with crutches to smoke and a wonderful view to the boilevard that has 200 metres to home in the door reflection... Eh, make that 500. Bad news is granny who was previously a ministry of culture member that babbles so educated in five languages when she manages to put something legible is getting moved tomorrow to a hospice. Rise and fall. I like her. Somebody kill me before I get to wear a pampers ever again. Please!!!
I hope my new smoking coffee bringing mate is moving here. She's nice.
I ended up here because my bike and a kerb decided to !set at the wrong angle, as usual. And my brain was all the in, as always, from hyperventilation. The dust was very very sober. The asphalt was waiting for me.
And it was a matter of 5 centimeters to stay safe...
Damn Idle, that is a bad one. Hope you get better soon!
Everyone here does :]
And I was taking the bike to the shop for a banging disk break. Pun intended.
Two months of home office may not be that bad... But the whole sick leave mess combined with vacation leave makes me head-scratchy. I'll have to talk to our legs with voice on that.
Getting dementia is a big fear of mine. I don't mind my body breaking down but I don't want to be without my mind.
Now to find some crackers to make the skinny supper tolerable, and off to bed. Horse painkillers. Not needed.
I'm afraid of becoming blind. Not too far away from that.
Do they at least have some booze in the hospital? They should at least let you go on a beer run.
Send those kittens, Elan! Please! I need some fluffy love.
I can drink all the juice I want. Nobody's checking manufacturing time.
Wine is simply grape juice that is mature
Idle: Considering how strong my prescription glasses are, I'm pretty sure I'm not far away from blindness my damn self.
And now I want a tuna fish sammie.
Nighty. Stupid painkillers. Spam you tomorrow.
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Bye Idle! Hope you get out of the hospital soon.
Good grief Idle! That is a lot of pins in your leg. Do they come out once the bone heals or will you beep every time you go through the metal detector at the airport?