Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T12:25:38-04:00
@Idle: Did you say food? Whatcha having? I had two dry baloney sammie with some chips. Water to wash it down.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-13T12:28:57-04:00
Kim Kardashian is not pretty. Pretty slutty yes.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-13T12:30:05-04:00
+1 for lunchmeat.
I'm having a Buffalo Chicken lunch meat and bacon sammie. With sourdough pretzel bites.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T12:33:01-04:00
*drools* How dare you say bacon. I could have gone for a BLT sammie for lunch.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T12:33:51-04:00
Guys say Kim K isn't pretty yet for some reason she keeps getting on the front covers of magazines. I don't think it's because women are checking for her.
Also, nothing quite like a fire drill(that not even the HSE girls knew about) happening this morning....when we have lots to do....why can't they do these things on a Thursday or Friday?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T12:49:58-04:00
Holy hell in heaven, that's more comments in one hour than there's been for months, I swear. Why do you guys always wait until I've left?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T12:51:49-04:00
Well it looks like I'll have to pay out of my bum to get my computer fixed. Thanks Pepsi and M&M water bottle. You let them win!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T12:59:30-04:00
Guys say Kim K isn't pretty yet for some reason she keeps getting on the front covers of magazines. I don't think it's because women are checking for her.
`
No, it's because she has money, alot of it, and they've historically (for what, 3 years or so?) brought in tons of business. Just because. I have honestly never met a person who thought any of the Kardashians were beautiful, good role models, or even just not sluts. But then again, look, we're talking about it now, so something in their marketing must be working.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T13:27:36-04:00
@Idle: So you are tempting me with peppers stuffed with rice and ground meat mixed with yogurt. I take it there is some spice mixed with that to make it taste good.
Speaking of which, I need to start making my own yogurt.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T13:36:15-04:00
Mmm, rice and ground meat stuffed with peppers! That is good. Actually, make the rice hashbrowns or something and that's like the perfect breakfast. Just pepper the hell out of it like an exorcist, maybe some cheez on top...
Body hurts if I'm not crutching around...like having cold or something... Never had such issues with two hours of TV. What the hell, TV? You trying to make my good leg like Hulk's?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T14:02:03-04:00
Howdy BaKhan! How you been?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T14:02:31-04:00
I'm on antibiotics and anticoagulants, with the occasional analgin which I don't really need as it turns out. I just need to move more or suffer. Really strange. I spent four hours out today and at the end I felt like a god. No pain, no aching muscles... And then I decided to sit and eat dinner. Sigh.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-13T14:11:25-04:00
So.... we said bacon, and Bakhan shows up. We need to stop saying imKay ardashianKay.(Don't want to chance it.)
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T14:13:48-04:00
I thought the bacon was what bought BaKhan here not the unholy slut.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T16:45:04-04:00
I think we undervalue toilets. Do you have any idea how much shit they have to endure on a daily basis? And we just piss all over them. How do you think that makes them feel? They're flush with contempt for all the human race.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-13T17:06:41-04:00
Toilets? As much shit as I put up with on a day, I will probably be reincarnated as a toilet.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-13T17:07:48-04:00
@Geist, I find Gorilla tape does a better job.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T18:31:29-04:00
That would be an interesting reincarnation. I'd like to be a mattress just so I could go on with my impersonation (immattressation?) of the one-and-onlys Zem the Mattresses.
@GCoD: If you're looking here....I'm almost tempted to demand a refund due to the sloppy work that has been done. Even though I know it will NEVER get me my money back...just from what you described, it's better used as kindling for a fire. =/
...That should be "I think after 11 hours...", my brain has definitely gone to mush. Night everyone.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-13T21:14:15-04:00
Night GM
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T21:42:14-04:00
Have fun, Game Master.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-07-13T23:46:52-04:00
@Great Mountain -- maybe I'm being too critical of the dice Box guy, since I know what it would take to make them myself. But seriously, I'd never have let this quality out the door when I was making stuff.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-13T23:49:57-04:00
Conversation of the day: don't make bad boxes. It no good is.
Yes man was a good movie. I forgot about it, but we watched it today.
"Say it a million times. Say it a million more. What word will you have said 2 million times?" It, dumbass, not "yes". That guy's bad at spoken math.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T00:44:53-04:00
Ooh, pretty late now. Detasseling starts later this week, meaning for me waking up at about 3:45, so I should probably start acclimating to going to sleep earlier than midnight, huh?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T00:45:32-04:00
Nearly forgot, though he hasn't been able to get on early in the day for some time now for good reasons, Good morning, Tep!
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-14T04:38:09-04:00
Hi Zem!
Good night Zem!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T07:05:25-04:00
Meh
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-14T07:28:32-04:00
and a happy Meh to one and all!
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T08:10:10-04:00
Meh
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T08:10:55-04:00
What's with the "meh", Geist?
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T08:11:34-04:00
Happy meh? Oxymoron right there.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T08:27:01-04:00
Trinkets! Didn't you say you had a bottle of something boozy at home? Why didn't you slip some in your coffee this morning?
Robb Applebee 2015-07-14T10:11:33-04:00
When will I receive my cards?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T10:19:46-04:00
@Robb: When they mail them. Which they haven't yet. From what I've read, they should start mailing them either next week or the week after that. How long it will take you to get your cards from all the other 219,000 backers is up in the air.
Epicderpguy 2015-07-14T10:22:32-04:00
If they have some kind of unknown hate towards UPS they may ship them all at once.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T10:28:15-04:00
I can't hate on UPS. I have a post office box with them which is where my KS swag goes when they ship.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T11:04:07-04:00
@Geist, if I used my Korbel Brandy up in the morning, I wouldn't have enough for my niggtly blackout.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T11:05:00-04:00
Also, I don't drink coffee. Gives me heartburn something fierce.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T11:06:38-04:00
I'm the only person I know who doesn't think coffee is all that. I drink it every once and awhile. When I do drink it, it's with a ton of cream and sugar.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T11:06:47-04:00
Niggtly?
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T11:33:12-04:00
*nightly
Lol, I didn't catch that.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T11:34:04-04:00
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T11:48:31-04:00
Ooh, picked a good time to join!
*grabs popcorn* *with PLENTY of butter*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T11:49:07-04:00
Hello everyone and especially the ones not on every day still!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T11:53:08-04:00
Then you leave me no choice Creeper but to send my minions to surround your home until you get so hungry, you have to go to the store. Leaving the precious all alone and vulnerable. Your good looking UPS guy can't save you now.
Jessica Lankford 2015-07-14T11:53:57-04:00
I come here every few days to read weird shit. I've yet to be disappointed.
Jeff "Great Cane of Doom"™ Saxton 2015-07-14T11:54:00-04:00
Enough dice Box complaints for one day; so instead, have you all seen this campaign?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T12:04:05-04:00
Not for quite some time, creeper. Should we send out a search party?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T12:08:57-04:00
@Creeper: Haven't seen him in a long while.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T12:25:37-04:00
Aaw, come on, don't let the party slow down now. I just got my corn dog, coffee's almost done brewin, and watching my brother play Super Paper Mario. Well, the stuff you can do after you beat it, like the pit of 100 trials, the flopside pit of 100 trials, the second time you go through the flopside pit of 100 trials, which is what he's doing now, and the Sammer Guys; basically 100 boxing matches in a row. Good times.
@Zem: Games with lots of stuff to do AFTER beating them are always fun(Infinite Undiscovery was one of my favorites, with a tower of ~100 levels to go through, and there were few safe zones, could also unlock a new playable party member[starts at level 1 when you are nearing high 90s]...might set my 360 up to play it again).
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T12:35:32-04:00
Nintendo has been good with setting things up after the game, at least since the 64. Pissed me off when I beat the original Paper Mario and you could only sit there after the credits and watch the fireworks like if you beat that old computer version of solitaire. You could still go back to the old save just before beating bowser and keep playing, but then it was still just the normal game and you could never complete it.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-14T13:20:33-04:00
Mmm, crap food lunches. Just me, 2 brothers, and that great dane ex-change student, so we're having corn dogs, pot pies, cheese sticks, and cordon bleus from Schwan's.
Epicderpguy 2015-07-14T13:29:49-04:00
You just reminded me that I need lunch. Well now I need to find something for me to eat...
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-14T13:48:21-04:00
Dammit!!! Geist , you were right. I should have started drinking this morning. I want to be chatting it up wit yous guys, but work got stupid busy. And my delivery guy is off today. Again. He takes a day off every effin week. Aaaarrggghhh.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-14T13:48:45-04:00
@Idle: Did you say food? Whatcha having? I had two dry baloney sammie with some chips. Water to wash it down.
Kim Kardashian is not pretty. Pretty slutty yes.
+1 for lunchmeat.
I'm having a Buffalo Chicken lunch meat and bacon sammie. With sourdough pretzel bites.
*drools* How dare you say bacon. I could have gone for a BLT sammie for lunch.
Guys say Kim K isn't pretty yet for some reason she keeps getting on the front covers of magazines. I don't think it's because women are checking for her.
Because the guys that say she is pretty are into the slutty types....and they are the ones who run the news networks.
Also, nothing quite like a fire drill(that not even the HSE girls knew about) happening this morning....when we have lots to do....why can't they do these things on a Thursday or Friday?
Holy hell in heaven, that's more comments in one hour than there's been for months, I swear. Why do you guys always wait until I've left?
Well it looks like I'll have to pay out of my bum to get my computer fixed. Thanks Pepsi and M&M water bottle. You let them win!
Guys say Kim K isn't pretty yet for some reason she keeps getting on the front covers of magazines. I don't think it's because women are checking for her.
`
No, it's because she has money, alot of it, and they've historically (for what, 3 years or so?) brought in tons of business. Just because. I have honestly never met a person who thought any of the Kardashians were beautiful, good role models, or even just not sluts. But then again, look, we're talking about it now, so something in their marketing must be working.
* sigh * Stuffed peppers.
The K... K... Kill me topic again.
I love stuffed peppers! Especially with cream cheese and stuff inside. Wellp, time for lunch! I gots me some ham steaks w/ family on the side.
Rice and ground meat. Eat with yogurt.
@Idle: So you are tempting me with peppers stuffed with rice and ground meat mixed with yogurt. I take it there is some spice mixed with that to make it taste good.
Speaking of which, I need to start making my own yogurt.
Mmm, rice and ground meat stuffed with peppers! That is good. Actually, make the rice hashbrowns or something and that's like the perfect breakfast. Just pepper the hell out of it like an exorcist, maybe some cheez on top...
Did someone say BaKhan?
I think so?
Body hurts if I'm not crutching around...like having cold or something... Never had such issues with two hours of TV. What the hell, TV? You trying to make my good leg like Hulk's?
Howdy BaKhan! How you been?
So they gave you no good drugs to take Idle?
I'm on antibiotics and anticoagulants, with the occasional analgin which I don't really need as it turns out. I just need to move more or suffer. Really strange. I spent four hours out today and at the end I felt like a god. No pain, no aching muscles... And then I decided to sit and eat dinner. Sigh.
So.... we said bacon, and Bakhan shows up. We need to stop saying imKay ardashianKay.(Don't want to chance it.)
I thought the bacon was what bought BaKhan here not the unholy slut.
BaKhim?
Great, Creeper drinks, Idle's doing drugs... What's next?
lol, I guess that means he has a big butt and likes lemonade showers
I want my morphine... But I guess I can't have that now. Not since I left reanimation. Le sigh.
Who are you? Sherlock Holmes?
http://9gag.com/gag/a8jpLoQ
https://youtu.be/7WjzC7rx7Ig
Hi guys, what's going o---
*backs slowly out of the comments section*
Aww Mike. Don't back away. We really are a friendly bunch. *Hides rope and duct tape behind back*
Hello, Mike. We're all friends here! MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKkA7JJS6bM/maxresdefault.jpg
I think we undervalue toilets. Do you have any idea how much shit they have to endure on a daily basis? And we just piss all over them. How do you think that makes them feel? They're flush with contempt for all the human race.
Toilets? As much shit as I put up with on a day, I will probably be reincarnated as a toilet.
@Geist, I find Gorilla tape does a better job.
That would be an interesting reincarnation. I'd like to be a mattress just so I could go on with my impersonation (immattressation?) of the one-and-onlys Zem the Mattresses.
@GCoD: If you're looking here....I'm almost tempted to demand a refund due to the sloppy work that has been done. Even though I know it will NEVER get me my money back...just from what you described, it's better used as kindling for a fire. =/
Well...I think 11 hours in the office(STUPID HOLIDAY LEGISLATIONS AND ATUALLY GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND IT!!!!!) I think it's time to call it a night.
...That should be "I think after 11 hours...", my brain has definitely gone to mush. Night everyone.
Night GM
Have fun, Game Master.
@Great Mountain -- maybe I'm being too critical of the dice Box guy, since I know what it would take to make them myself. But seriously, I'd never have let this quality out the door when I was making stuff.
Conversation of the day: don't make bad boxes. It no good is.
Yes man was a good movie. I forgot about it, but we watched it today.
"Say it a million times. Say it a million more. What word will you have said 2 million times?" It, dumbass, not "yes". That guy's bad at spoken math.
Ooh, pretty late now. Detasseling starts later this week, meaning for me waking up at about 3:45, so I should probably start acclimating to going to sleep earlier than midnight, huh?
Nearly forgot, though he hasn't been able to get on early in the day for some time now for good reasons, Good morning, Tep!
Hi Zem!
Good night Zem!
Meh
and a happy Meh to one and all!
Meh
What's with the "meh", Geist?
Happy meh? Oxymoron right there.
Trinkets! Didn't you say you had a bottle of something boozy at home? Why didn't you slip some in your coffee this morning?
When will I receive my cards?
@Robb: When they mail them. Which they haven't yet. From what I've read, they should start mailing them either next week or the week after that. How long it will take you to get your cards from all the other 219,000 backers is up in the air.
If they have some kind of unknown hate towards UPS they may ship them all at once.
I can't hate on UPS. I have a post office box with them which is where my KS swag goes when they ship.
@Geist, if I used my Korbel Brandy up in the morning, I wouldn't have enough for my niggtly blackout.
Also, I don't drink coffee. Gives me heartburn something fierce.
I'm the only person I know who doesn't think coffee is all that. I drink it every once and awhile. When I do drink it, it's with a ton of cream and sugar.
Niggtly?
*nightly
Lol, I didn't catch that.
Maybe i have started drinking already.
HELLOOOOOOO
Hi Creeper, Trinkets, and Geist(and anyone else I missed).
This day was shaping up to be better....looks like another late night of getting everything ready to be paid by noon tomorrow. =/
@Elan, at what point, do you think, will you guys kick back and fully enjoy what you have accomplished with Exploding Kittens?
Creeper!!!!!!
GM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there Creeper. How is the bread supply in New York?
TRINKETS!
Bread and butter supply running low. Alerting government.
Good to know that today won't be a complete "kill everyone at the office" day for you GM
We have trinkets and flannel sleeves and Geist.
@Geist: It's getting there...slowly but surely. -.-
*yawn* Good morning america. How's y'all's doin'?
Ah. Since you don't have a steady supply of toast ingredients, you wouldn't mind if I use the precious? We have plenty of both here in D.C.
Low bread and butter? Coffee "not all that"?! What's next, bacon is bad for you?!?!?!?!?!?!
Haha, jk.
nevaaarrrr
Ooh, picked a good time to join!
*grabs popcorn* *with PLENTY of butter*
Hello everyone and especially the ones not on every day still!
Then you leave me no choice Creeper but to send my minions to surround your home until you get so hungry, you have to go to the store. Leaving the precious all alone and vulnerable. Your good looking UPS guy can't save you now.
I come here every few days to read weird shit. I've yet to be disappointed.
Enough dice Box complaints for one day; so instead, have you all seen this campaign?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2025825791/the-pale-blue-die/description
Simple enough, with a nice ethos behind it.
Geist- Only if you're able to dodge all the laser beams and guard kittens surrounding said Precious.
HI JESSICA!
Thank you Jessica. I'm very proud to be weird. Normal makes my butt break out in hives and boils.
Guard kittens and be distracted with some tuna and a ball of yarn. If I were truly evil I'd throw them some catnip just to get them high.
No sure what I'm gonna do about the lasers.
I leave for ten minutes and this happens? Who's going to clean up this mess?
Jessica, I've been here for several months and am very rarely disappointed.
@GCoD: Those look nice. My wallet is holding a gun to my head saying no, so unfortunately I can't get those.
@Jessica: I tried being normal once...worst 1/2 second of my life.
Cane, that one looks pretty cool.
Has potatten been around lately?
Not for quite some time, creeper. Should we send out a search party?
@Creeper: Haven't seen him in a long while.
Aaw, come on, don't let the party slow down now. I just got my corn dog, coffee's almost done brewin, and watching my brother play Super Paper Mario. Well, the stuff you can do after you beat it, like the pit of 100 trials, the flopside pit of 100 trials, the second time you go through the flopside pit of 100 trials, which is what he's doing now, and the Sammer Guys; basically 100 boxing matches in a row. Good times.
@Zem: Games with lots of stuff to do AFTER beating them are always fun(Infinite Undiscovery was one of my favorites, with a tower of ~100 levels to go through, and there were few safe zones, could also unlock a new playable party member[starts at level 1 when you are nearing high 90s]...might set my 360 up to play it again).
Nintendo has been good with setting things up after the game, at least since the 64. Pissed me off when I beat the original Paper Mario and you could only sit there after the credits and watch the fireworks like if you beat that old computer version of solitaire. You could still go back to the old save just before beating bowser and keep playing, but then it was still just the normal game and you could never complete it.
Mmm, crap food lunches. Just me, 2 brothers, and that great dane ex-change student, so we're having corn dogs, pot pies, cheese sticks, and cordon bleus from Schwan's.
You just reminded me that I need lunch. Well now I need to find something for me to eat...
Dammit!!! Geist , you were right. I should have started drinking this morning. I want to be chatting it up wit yous guys, but work got stupid busy. And my delivery guy is off today. Again. He takes a day off every effin week. Aaaarrggghhh.
@Derp: Food is always nice to eat