Well, look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! New sea! Well, she's so fine, fine, fine, she's so fine, f-f-fine, She's so fi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine, she's so fine, fine, fine. She's really neat, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, have you ever seen a girl who wears a white beret, Who'd save a sand castle and work for it all day? She's so fine, she's so fine, She's really neat, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, she really takes a wooden deck and makes it float, Saves all of us from drowning and doesn't need no boat! She's alright, she's alright, She's alright, wears her beret day and night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh! Well, she's my cousin, she's awe-inducing, Instead of drowning, she's got us smoothly cruising! She's alright, she's got what it takes, She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome raft she makes! Well, she's our glimmer of hope, our river swimmer, Without her, I'm sure, our future would be dimmer! She's alright, she's got just what it takes. She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome raft she makes! Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the brightest girl you ever gonna meet!
Posted on 2013-07-26 20:24 by svenman.
Well, look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Look about, look about, look about, look about, new sea! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! New sea! Well, she's so bright, bright, bright, she's so bright, b-b-bright, She's so bri-yi-yi-yi-yi-yight, she's so bright, bright, bright. She's really neat, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, have you ever seen a girl who wears a white beret, Who'd save a sand castle and work for it all day? She's so bright, she's so bright, She's really neat, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Well, she really takes a wooden deck and makes it float, Turns it all into some kind of raft (or boat)! She's alright, she's alright, She's alright, wears her beret day and night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet. Oh! Well, she's my cousin, she's awe-inducing, Instead of drowning, she's got us neatly cruising! She's alright, she's got what it takes, She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome boat she makes! Well, she's our glimmer of hope, our river swimmer, Without her, I'm sure, our future would be dimmer! She's alright, she's got just what it takes. She's got what it takes, and what an awefulsome boat she makes! Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet, La Petite, the smartest girl you ever gonna meet!
Posted on 2013-08-09 22:43 by svenman.
Put our sand inside your hand You should not destroy our land You feel it? Can you feel it? Trebuchets; destroying spheres Save those things 'til we are here You hear that? Where are you at? PRE-CHORUS: When you come (Into the frame) Hold your pose (Make it last long) Mystery (And she's called) Li'l Beret Girl CHORUS: So please, When I sleep could you scream? "Wake up, Wake up and see me!" It's true What they say, there's no more She might be the last camper's young So please, When you go make it slow I might, Make you take a photo It's true, What they say, there's no more La Petite's the last camper's young Pull that wooden thing some more Show us what you have in store Mystery? What can it be? People just saw #fff Others shouting what the eff?! What was that? I need to know what PRE-CHORUS CHORUS Le Petite more Le Petite more Le Petite more Le Petite more CHORUS
Posted on 2013-06-03 09:53 by azule.
Come on everybody Molpy up Now you're looking good I'm gonna OTTify and you'll say "oh my!" We gotta do the Blitz and follow our checklist Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again like we did last year Do you remember when Time was slowly fading Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Yeah on 'n on 'n through newpages we go again Oh chirping molpies will annoy me so, and then Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer Yea, let's Blitz again like we did last year Do you remember when bags were really punnin' Yea, let's Blitz again, Blitzin' time is here Yeah on 'n on 'n through newpages we go again The water's rising, Cuegan time to go, and then Come on let's Blitz again like we did last summer
Posted on 2013-08-17 01:04 by HES.
Once upon a Time, it was all so fine; You used to joke and rhyme, all the time, didn't you? People'd call, say, "You will fall, you won't see it all" You thought they were all just kidding you. You used to laugh about every poster who had just dropped out. Now you don't talk so loud, Now you don't seem so proud, About Time, now that you say it's lost its appeal. How does it feel? How does it feel? To be without a home, like a complete unknown? Like a Waiter flown... You've posted some damn fine stuff, alright, way back when; You had the knack then, but now the thread's all used to it. And nothing in it seems right, not like how you write, You won't come again -- this thread you choose to quit. It's sad that you won't compromise or make the time. But, least you realize there's no sense giving alibis. You've moved on, and without you, Time still flies, but your memories of it now seem so unreal. How does it feel? How does it feel? To be on your own, With other fora to roam? Like a Waiter flown... You'll never turn around to see the frowns on the punsters and the clowns or even hear the sounds of the molpys as they all sing to you You never understood that it ain't no good thinkin' that it's only about what this thread can bring to you. You used to love the giant castle, where they sat, and the mysterious little girl in her beret hat. But ain't it hard when you discover that that really wasn't where it's at, after it took from you every moment it could steal? How does it feel? How does it feel? To leave it alone, not even from your phone, Like a Waiter flown... Return to the sheeple, leave all the forum people, without blinking, thinking that you have got it made All the posts and poems and the puns and things in your mind still ring, but in time they'll surely fade. You used to be so amused at the inside jokes and the language that they used. But get an IM now and you'll just refuse. It's become nothing, so it's just nothing to lose You're invisible now, your presence you won't reveal. How does it feel? How does it feel? To be without a home, like a complete unknown? Like a Waiter flown...
Posted on 2013-06-10 18:56 by StratPlayer.
And the Line said "People who can’t read this text, need not apply" So I quoted the linein the OTT and I went in to ask them why They said "You look like a fine upstanding young Cryptogropher, I think you'll do" So I So I showed off my quote, I said "What a dope. Huh! Me translatin' for you!" Whoa-oh-oh Line, Line, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the OTT, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? And the Line said anybody caught making blitzposts would be yelled at on sight So I made a signpost under my name, then said, "Hey! What gives you the right?" "To make rules for the blitzers what to do heck that’s some kind of trick" "If GLR was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda heretic" Lines, Lines, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a hat and newpic to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't lurk You ain't supposed to post here The Line said you got to have a membership account to get inside Ugh! [Lead Guitar] And the Line said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, wait for it, and post" But when it came around at the end of the thread, I didn’t have a thing to post So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little Line I said, "Thank you, OTT, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo! Line, Line, everywhere a Line Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the Line? Line, Line, everywhere a Line Line Line, Line
Posted on 2013-06-11 17:03 by Dracomax.
Cueball tried to work on the top But he came to fall He's down on his luck It's clumsy, so clumsy Megan works at the castles all day Working with the sand She notices: the water rises It rises She says It's going to destroy The sand castles It won't matter if we try to stop it or not But we got the sand We can use it to hold it on And it will buy us some time Oh, then came the Fading Ooh, and we could see nothing La Petite has carried us away Oh, we can see again Cuegan went far, far away Following sea and river alike, they're far away from home So long, how long The sea does whatever it wants And it wants to meet the River And they whisper "it hasn't happened, before" And this is how we keep an eye On the O.T.C. It doesn't make a difference if it ends or not We've got each other And that's enough For love (of Randall), we'll give it a shot Oh, we'll never be there Oh, livin' a cliffhanger Take my hand So you don't fall from there Oh, livin' a cliffhanger
Posted on 2013-05-11 06:31 by AluisioASG.
Buildin' sand castles Free of all hassles Nobody else here to use all these poles Our castles might not last As time seems to fly past We doze and we swim without any goals Tastin' the bay again in Madagascarville Spitting out that last mouthful of salt Some people claim that this slow comic is lame But I know it's nobody's fault Now we inquire Why the sea's higher Found a neat river, some trees and some vines There's plenty of wildlife But it's such a mild life Nobody's here and we can't read the signs Traipsin' all day again in Madagascarville Just because there's no reason to halt Some people claim this empty land is a shame But I know it's nobody's fault Must be a reason I've been here all season Sometimes it seems there's no more to be said But each time I ketchup My mind seems to fetch up Another new theory to post in the thread Pastin' my say again in Madagascarville Adding to the One True Thread's gestalt Some people claim it's all a nerd-sniping game But I know it's my own damn fault.
Posted on 2013-05-27 18:29 by Rule110.
(wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I, I can't get these newpixes out of my mind, And some kind of madness has started to evolve. (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I, I tried so hard to let it go, But the One True Comic is swallowing me whole, yeah (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) I have finally seen it change, And I have finally realized It's Javascript! Ooh oh oh And now I need to know is this worth our Time, Or is it just madness keeping us afloat? (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And when I look back at all the crazy hats we have, Like some kind of madness was taking control, yeah (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And now I have finally seen it change, And I have finally realized It's Javascript! Mmmm... (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) And when will we finally see the end (finally see the end) Or are we expecting it to loop (expecting it to loop) But I have finally seen it change (finally seen it change) I have finally realized (realized) I need to wait! I need to wait! ONG to me Once every hour. Come on and entertain. Yes I know, I can be wrONG, Maybe I'm too headstrONG. This thread is (wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait for it) Madness
Posted on 2013-05-13 22:00 by HES.
Megan You don't have to put up the sand dyke Those days are over You don't have to protect the castle; you can go and take a hike Megan You don't have to build the scaffold no more or top the towers with flags You can stop worrying about the shore Megan You don't have to put up the sand dyke Megan You don't have to put up the sand dyke Megan (put up the sand dyke) Megan (put up the sand dyke) Megan (put up the sand dyke) Megan (put up the sand dyke) Megan (put up the sand dyke) Whoa... You can walk away to something new You and the clumsy stick-man, Cue Time doesn't have to be real But you can still find a lot of joy Who knows where you will end up? But things are starting to look up. See it once, maybe see it again, It's a grand way... Megan...
Posted on 2013-04-30 14:57 by StratPlayer.