No one's in the house, Megan says hello. Cueball stays behind and just lets Megan go. Take a look around, nothing much is there. Just some shelves, a broken bowl, perhaps a chair. Better stay inside the house now, molpycat is on the prowl. If the kitty jumps you, Megan's gonna end up saying "Ow." Hit it with a stick, make it run away Cueball rescued Megan, now she saves the day. Now there's lots of blood, Cueball checks his bag. Megan thinks to wrap the wound up with a flag. They will need to find some help now. Since they are too far from home. Don't they know that sometimes you encounter danger when you roam?
Posted on 2013-06-27 10:37 by lmjb1964.
But he's not dead yet, he can dance and he can sing(presumably) Cueball's not dead yet he can do the highland fling He is not dead yet No need to go to bed No need to call the doctor Cause He's not yet dead. MOLPIES: He is not yet dead That's what the Cueball said No, he's not yet dead E.D. is off his head He is not yet dead So put him back in bed Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead. ... Well now he's dead You whacked him on the head Sure, now he's dead It makes me just see red You are such a brute To murder that old coot You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead Who is the knave who put him in his grave And who needs to manage his anger? Eternal Density: My name is Eternal Density I'm smart, and quick, and free. Occasionally I post Some things that look bad on me. Blitzgirl: I want to be a knight But I don't like to fight I'm rather scared I may Just simply blitz away E.D: I'll be right with you Blitzgirl, through and through and through So stick with me And I'll show you what to do Blitzgirl: We'll remain good chums Well always post the witty Blitzgirl & Eternal Density: We're going to enlist Blitzgirl I'm Blitzgirl Eternal Density And I'm Eternal Density CHORUS: Oh we're off to wander Because we're not yet dead We will all wait here As the Knights Temporal led. Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead CHORUS: Oh we're not yet dead To The mountain-top we go To look instead To try and learn it all And so although We should have stayed in bed We're going off to see Because we're not yet dead Cueball: I am coming too After Sea, mountain, and shed I'll be your musician Cos I'm not yet dead Eternal Density: To post and roast It's better than a toast ROBIN: To sing have fun And keep down all the puns ALL: We're going off to see We'll figure out the Sea Cueball: We'll post in OTT! ALL: Because we're not yet dead.
Posted on 2013-06-21 16:54 by Dracomax.
When I wake up, it's the first thing on my mind (Well, the first thing after "go and take a pee") Find my browser, then refresh all of the tabs And check the latest news out on the OTT. The Last Time Waiter! Throwing rocks and waterfalls! Want to comment, but can't do it till I'm done Gotta ketchup, can't go double-post (or worse) Got to roll my clever comments into one And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Now I'm working, 'cause I have to pay the bills My co-workers don't know what I'm laughing at There's my poster of "We Love The Thread of Time" And the screen shots showing all these crazy hats Double-dactyls (double-dactyls!) and a new song parody And a picture made of people's avatars There's a wiki that we all make up ourselves There's no better web community than ours And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la When I come home there are chores I ought to do But I go online and read the thread instead Blow off dinner 'cause the microwave's too slow Only have four hours before I go to bed Getting sidetracked reading tvtropes again Animated gif hypnosis setting in Eyelids drooping, feel the coma level rise Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again Guess I'll wake up in these same old clothes again And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la Da da-da da (da da-da da) Da da-da da (da da-da da) Molpy molpy molpy molpy la la la And now I've had 100 posts Someday I'll have 100 more Even though the outside world can't understand What I am posting for
Posted on 2013-06-10 18:35 by Ebonite.
Megan's gone... Megan's gone Thing will never the same again Now Megan's gone I told the beach and the rising Sea Our small River wouldn't answer me I told the mustard, and I told the old tents I told the molpy and the berry fence I told the baobabs, told 'em just because I'd tell La Petite if I knew where she was I told everything in the world I knew Would the people up the River know what to do...? [chorus] Megan's gone... Megan's gone (etc.) I told the camp sites and acacia trees I got down and told them on my knees I told the Time Flies and the raptors too I said oh my and-uh, boo-hoo I told the dunes and I told the flood plains What's she gonna do when it starts to rain? I wish I was back in familiar haunts She's like the Sea, she does what she wants...
Posted on 2013-05-27 20:45 by partingLance.
There's somethin' wrong with the frame today I don't know what it is Nothing's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different place What it is is Randall's biz Get set for a big surprise A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge There's somethin' wrong with the frame today The mustard's getting thick There's half-heads in the sky If you can judge GLR By the color of the sticks Then mister you're a better man than I A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge Did you make it through the one true tension Confrontation - revelation It's getting to you Even if it wasn't would you still see crawlin'? Mustard sin Oh! Look out, Megan! Tossin' & jumpin' & pouncin' & thwappin' & runnin' There's something right with the frame today And everybody knows it's love But she might tell him no then we could let it go Still the shippers will be hangin' on A molpy on the edge You can't see the molpy crawlin' A molpy on the edge You can't see it up so tall A molpy on the edge You can't stop the mustard fallin' A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge A molpy on the edge Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Posted on 2013-06-22 08:13 by azule.
Gimme that old Time religion, Gimme that old Time religion, Gimme that old Time religion, It's good enough for me! Th'One True Comic, we adore it, Ev'ry Timeframe brings us more Writ, As we rally to: "Wait for it."-- --That's good enough for me. (chorus) Be it Timeframe, Long-, or Newpix, We will wait our chance to view Pix Built from grains of ancient comix1, And that's good enough for me. (chorus) Here where neither night nor day run We watch Cueball build with Megan And await more trebuchet fun And that's good enough for me. (chorus) Waiters split in sev'ral schisms: Finitisms and Loopisms. But no flame-war cataclysms! And that's good enough for me. (chorus) We proclaim the Knights Temporal Couched in language rather floral; With our Mome we'll never quarrel2 'Cause she's good enough for we. (chorus) You may know us by aroma3; We've no Time for care of soma; Scarcely bathe and rarely coma But that's good enough for me. (chorus) Post of each new flag and tower; Thread length growing by the hour4; Reach 216 --I'll say, "Good enough for me!" (chorus) Ev'ry Frame new ONGs are ventured. Let your feelings be not injured When you're sneaky-edit-ninjer'd5, And that's good enough for me. (chorus) We develop our own jargon; Ask, "Where's Helper's avatar6 gone?" Yes, we really are that far gone, But it's good enough for me. (chorus) Fades and false loops start us whirling, But the story keeps unfurling, As new Waiters start BlitzGirling7, And it's good enough for me! (chorus) So much new terrain is plotted, With a far bank barely spotted, When Time's servers8 get slashdotted! But they're good enough for me. (chorus) Of Time's songs we've an armada. Write 'em fresh; filk when we gotta. Say, what rhymes with "Boom de yada"?9 Well, that's good enough for me. (chorus) Waiting for the final chapter We debate which end is apter: Rising tide or rav'ning 'raptor? IT's not good enough for me.10 (chorus; repeat to fadeout)
Posted on 2013-05-07 02:23 by jjjdavidson.
They're on a boat! They're on a boat! Everybody look at them, 'cause they're sailing on a boat! They're on a boat, they're on a boat, take a good hard look at the Randallloving boat!
Posted on 2013-07-25 03:46 by Arky.
And now it seems that Time will end, where will I go, where will I post to? I'd be so lost to never have your avatars to say hello to The alt-text says "The End," and I feel like I lost a friend. Sometimes I'd get online at night when everybody else was sleeping. I'd read each post and be so happy with the company I'm keeping. So if the end is here, I hope you all will still stay near. On my own, is how I first discovered you Saw that frame, but didn't understand it Found the forum, and hoped to find some answers Instead I found this beautiful community of strangers On the thread, your posts would shine like silver And my joy was like the sea and not the river. On each NewPage, found endless awe and laughter And so I hoped that all of this would carry on forever. And it's true I knew deep down inside That one day The One True Comic had to end. Now it's here, this truth that I denied. Still I say I will wait for it. I love you, and now that Time is over We're not gone, we may stay here forever. Without Time, this thread may see some changes, But now of that will matter now that we are friends, not strangers. I love you, and ever day I'm learning What a precious gift I have been given Without you, my world would have been poorer. This thread is full of awesomeness I never would have known. I love you. I love you. I waited, but never on my own.
Posted on 2013-08-02 00:26 by lmjb1964.
I'm sittin' in an online forum My noobish questions sure to bore 'em, mm-mm On a tour of Linux land I post my questions, cap in hand So some jerkweed who should be banned Can flame when I don't understand On the Thread I wish I was On the Thread Time ─ With its Luckies springing Time ─ With its starfields swinging Time ─ With no fanboys flinging L337 insults toward me Ev'ry day's an endless stream Of RSS news fever-dream, mm-mm And each dull story that I see Inflating some dull wannabe To cookie-cut celebrity I need originality On the Thread I wish I was On the Thread Time ─ with its posts unflaming Time ─ with its wowish naming Time ─ with its popes proclaiming Never will bore me Tonight I'll read Skin Horse again I'll check QC and try to grin, mm-mm But all the colors fade for me To shades of grayscale apathy I need some stick simplicity I need to ONG the OTT ONG the Thread Oh I wish I could ONG the Thread Time ─ with its beanish cities Time ─ with its OTTer ditties Time ─ with redundakitties Silently staring... Silently staring...
Posted on 2013-08-08 05:12 by jjjdavidson.
They may find themselves, walking in the big outback They may find themselves, in another part of the world They may find themselves, with a small trebuchet they may find themselves, on a beautiful beach, with a beautiful castle They may ask themselves, well, how did we get here? Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Cue may ask himself, "how do I work this?" Cue may ask himself, "where is that small trebuchet?" Cue may ask himself, "where is that beautiful beach?" Cue may tell himself, "I don't see our beautiful castle..." Letting the frames go by, let the water wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was... Semen dissolving, and mustard removing there is mustard at the bottom of the ocean Remove the semen, carry the mustard Remove the mustard from the bottom of the ocean Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Into the black again, into silent mustard Under the rocks and stones, there is mustard underground Letting the frames go by, into silent mustard Once in a live Time, mustard flowing underground Cue may ask himself, "where is that small trebuchet?" Cue may ask himself, "where does this walking lead to?" Cue may ask himself, "am I right, or am I wrong?" Cue may say to himself, "my Randall, what have you done???" Letting the frames go by, let the semen wash the ground Letting the frames go by, mustard flowing underground Into the black again, after the fade-out's gone Once in a live Time, mustard's flowing underground Into the black again, into silent mustard Under the rocks and stones, there is mustard underground Letting the frames go by, into silent mustard Once in a live Time, mustard flowing underground Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was, Same as It ever was, same as It ever was...
Posted on 2013-05-01 15:09 by StratPlayer.