The worst thing that could happen To all Time is clear to see: D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D Molpies walk on two legs And converse with you and me D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D Disney buys! X-KCD! It won't be long until we wish to Die! Die! Die! Die! Grab your sacks, let's make some tracks And flee the corporate Sea! D-I-S-N-E-Y buys X-K-C-D!
Posted on 2013-06-16 02:16 by BlitzGirl.
Mit jeder Stunde kam ein ONG, doch Newpix sind vorüber, dein Kopf ist so leer, deine Gefühle schäumen über, du hast vier Monate gewartet, hast gehofft auf LaPetite hast den Glauben nie verloren, hast dich nicht vom Fleck bewegt. Jetzt kommt es langsam auf dich zu, d** E*** schlägt dir ins Gesicht, siehst den Comic wie ein Film, doch du weißt, es endet nicht. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, lass dich weiter von ihm tragen, wart nochmal von A bis Z. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, es ist mehr als nur wow, es ist mehr als nur nett. Loggst dich wieder ein, zu sehen, was die OTTer hier so treiben, zwischen Kuchen und Eis, fällt es leicht noch hier zu bleiben, du hast vier Monate gewartet, hast die Molpies stets gezählt, hast das alles gern gewollt du hast so gerne hier gelebt. Jetzt kommt es langsam auf dich zu, d** E*** schlägt dir ins Gesicht, siehst den Comic wie ein Film doch du weißt, es endet nicht. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, lass dich weiter von ihm tragen, wart nochmal von A bis Z. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, es ist mehr als nur wow, es ist mehr als nur nett. Rufst das Forum auf und schreibst, ich bin hier, ich bin frei, Alles was ich will ist „Time“, ich bin hier, ich bin frei! Rufst das Forum auf und schreibst, ich bin hier, ich bin frei, ich bin hier, ich bin frei. Das ist der perfekte Comic Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, lass dich weiter von ihm tragen, wart nochmal von A bis Z. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread, es ist mehr als nur wow, es ist mehr als nur nett. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread dafür. Das ist der perfekte Comic, das ist der perfekte Thread.
Posted on 2013-08-11 15:33 by ZoomanSP.
Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-neat! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang It's so fantastic, it's got elastic to start your morning off with a bang. Bang! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang Bug bug bug bug bug bug bug Bill bunnerang It's made for throwing, but not for showing It's the best! Beats the rest! Slippery, kipper-y, auto-triple-dippery! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Pug pug pug pug pug pug pug Pill punnerang It's like a bottle, it's got a throttle! Spectacular, dilgunnerang thang! Don't need rifles, don't need darts, to get a hole in one! Don't need bananas or jam tarts, to have a heap of fun! It's for your sister. It's for your wife. Just throw it when you get in strife! Or play it like a violin, just pluck the strings Twang Twang! (twang-twang-wang) (Soprano Sax Solo) Yeah! Play that thing! (Piano Solo) Wow! Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh Dilgunnerang (Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp!) Tug tug tug tug tug tug tug Till tunnerang It's an egg and gunpowder boom-meringue, a signature and avatar-ar-aang, a doom-erang, and a groom-erang too! Oh yeah! My amateur, dilgunnerang thang! Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (It's my magnum opus!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Now you can throw your gun and keep it too!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! (Always practice gun safety!) Dilgunnerang, ugh ugh ugh! Moo-ma-moo-ma-molp-molp-molp!
Posted on 2013-08-22 06:16 by Eternal Density.
Well... Woke up this morning, with my usual demands: "How's Time? Is it fine? How far am I behind?!?" Rushed to my screen, I don't believe what I've seen. Come on -- Wait for IT again! Do you, you -- Wait like we do? (How's it feel?) Do you, you -- Wait like we do? My friends are waiting the O-T-T way, They say, "don't walk, don't walk, don't walk away!" Drove me halfway crazy, reading ten newpages back, have to filk some music, otherwise I might crack! Do you, you -- Wait like we do? (How d'ya feel?) Do you, you -- Wait like... <*First guitar solo*> Do you, you -- Wait like we do? (How's it feel?) Do you, you -- Wait like we do? I don't eat breakfast, I got my mouse in my hand, Keep reading, keep bliting, mustn't fail! Craziness on my screen, I don't believe what I'm seein'! Come on -- Wait for IT again! Do you, you -- Wait like we do? (How's it feel?) Do you, you -- Wait like... <*Funky, tinkly, keyboard solo*> Do you Wait? Like we do? Do you Wait? Like we do? Oh, it's cool... Do you Wait like we do? (get back!) Do you Wait? Do you Wait like we do? <*Second guitar solo*> <*Add Voice Box*> Oh tell me do you Wait? Oh tell me do you Wait? Wait like we do? Do you Wait? Do you Wait? Like we do?
Posted on 2013-06-07 21:28 by StratPlayer.
Today my childish laughter falls away The stakes were real; we won’t go back some day With a knot of bitter worry in my eyes And a tangled mess of thoughts, and things we can’t say No time to say, we won’t say our goodbyes No no no no / take me back home No no no no / take me away Bring her 'round slow / no no no no Tie her up right / I'll sail round the night I'll dock when it's day No no no no / I got no home No no no no / only away So bring her 'round slow / no no no no Don’t know where I'll land but I'll unclench my hands I'm willing to stay So sail around, sail around, to the edge of the world Let the waves break the crest of the fear when we’re spilled to the grass hills, we’ll build our new castles And we'll grow, into our new frontier And don’t forget, don’t forget, don’t forget what we had here Build with me, the time has run too fast Let’s hold on to this feeling while it lasts And when the land disturbs our dream, we’ll wake But for now we’ve sands of home, small grains of break We'll take our break, until it’s passed… Oh, no no no no / Now it’s time to move on No no no no / There’s not enough air So bring her 'round slow / no no no no Fold up the maps If home’s through these gaps Why bother with where? No no no no no no no / I got no home No no no no / only a way So bring her 'round slow / no no no no The water's not clear But I've washed ashore here And I'm willing to stay So sail around, sail around, to the edge of the world Homeward bound to the edge of the land Lead us into the grass hills, we’ll build our new castles Without caring how much is planned And don’t forget, don’t forget, don’t stop if you don’t understand I’m just a kid, who’s scarcely learned to stand. I’ve spent my whole life bathed in water and in sand The sea has swilled the only home I’ve known The sea and world I knew are thoroughly gone. They have all gone, they’ve gone yet grown. go go go, go go go Sail around, sail around, to the edge of the world Let the waves break the crest of the fear Ride your will through the grass hills, we’ll build our new castles And we'll grow, as will our new frontier And don’t forget, don’t forget, don't forget, don’t but let’s see what’s through here… see what's through here… see what's through here… (repeat)
Posted on 2013-08-16 19:44 by Angelastic.
Just a small beach girl Swimmin' in a lonely world She worked that wet beach sand into a cas-tle Just a stick man boy Born and drawn online, so coy? He worked that wet beach sand into more cas-tles An artist in a 'puter room A smell of ink and sounds of Doom For a laugh he put up 'mic Time It goes on and on and on and on Readers waiting Up and down these fair forums Their fingers clickin' in the night Night owl people 'freshin' just to find emotion Hiding in their rooms all night The Time Comic is my "fill" XKCD gives a thrill Payin' anything to read it all just one more time Some will save, some will read Some will just follow the lead Oh, the comic never ends It goes on and on and on and on Readers waiting Up and down these fair forums Their fingers clickin' in the night Night owl people 'freshin' just to find emotion Hiding in their rooms all night Don't stop refreshin' Hold on to that feelin' Night owl people Don't stop refreshin' Hold on Night owl people Don't stop refreshin' Hold on to that feelin' Night owl people
Posted on 2013-04-30 07:11 by Icalasari.
Here is a little song I wrote Feel free to make a quote Don't worry. Feed squirpys. In every thread we have some trouble If you start flaming you make it double Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Those angry words run through your head Somebody bugs you on the Thread Don't worry. Feed squirpys. A poster throws out some flamebait Need to coma 'cause it's getting late Don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Look at that great squirpy.) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Here I give you Present Present When you worry read it It make you happy) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Can't find a way to load that file No newpix for a little while But don't worry. Feed squirpys. Cause when you worry You might fall down And that will crumble castle-town So don't worry. Feed squirpys. (Don't worry; feed squirpys now!) Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! There is this little song I wrote Feel free to make a quote Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Listen to what I type In every thread we have some trouble If you start flaming you make it double Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Feed squirpys now! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! Don't worry. Feed squirpys. Don't worry; feed squirpys! (Don't worry, don't flame it, feed squirpys Put a smile on your face Don't light everybody up like this Don't worry, it'll soon be a pastpost, way back in Time) Don't worry; feed squirpys.
Posted on 2013-05-27 07:40 by BlitzGirl.
I woke up this mornix I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my OTTer and molpy friends I said I'll never tire of waiting And I hope the wait won't end Then I saw a message in the ninja preview As I clicked send And it said: Ooh ooh child, what d'you think the Time wait was gonna last forever? Ooh ooh child, now's the Time for all the people to get together Outside Cause it's the end of Time, end of Time Find a chirping new pastime. Enjoy the Outside climate Or at least enjoy a climb Randall says go, baby, do what he tells ya Maybe I'll see you and we'll chirp with nostalgia Green below you, blue above Colour your life with the double-edged knife called chirping Outside I thanked it for the information I cried a little when I closed the tab I wrote a bit of code, made some stars explode And I tidied up the lab I Skyped my old Outside friends They called me lame so I called my mum I asked her if she'd like to join me as I tried to brave the sun. And she said Ooh ooh child, I thought we'd lost you to that whatsit on your computer Ooh ooh child, I hope you don't think you're still in a first-person shooter Outside Cause it's the end of Time, end of Time Find a chirping new pastime. Write songs about a primate Or at least Optimus Prime Randall says go, baby, do what he tells ya If OTTers see you you can chirp with nostalgia Green below you, blue above Colour your life with the double-edged knife called chirping Outside So we went to the park together In the molpy-chirping midday sun I met all kinds of people and thought Chirp everyone! Chirp the lady who sells ice cream And chirp the man with the tan Shar Pei! Everything is molpy-chirping mustard. I feel chirped today. And Mum said: Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you Ooh ooh child, you know Outside would be nice if it chirping knew you Outside Cause it's the end of Time, end of Time Find a chirping new pastime. And sing unfilkéd ragtime Or at least a stilted rhyme Randall says go, baby, do what he tells ya If OTTers see you you can chirp with nostalgia Green below you, blue above Colour your life with the double-edged knife called chirping Outside Chirping Outside! Chirping Outside!
Posted on 2013-07-28 17:10 by Angelastic.
A couple sat down at the beach, it seemed that they did just relax And sandcastles were topped with crenellations and some tiny flags. The journey didn’t start just out of simple curiosity, They want to know about the rising semencancercoffeesea. Why Cuegan seem to know not much remains a constant mystery And leads to theories about apocalyptic history. We post and ketchup every dix, some read it all and others skipped. No matter, everyone’s welcome! (and have you seen the javascript??) I’d rather lick a pricklymolp than thwap a big moleopard To witness buttermolpy’s end was nature’s course, but really hard. The molpyhunt, it can go on as soon as the next ONG will come Just put me down as “Waiting for it” – every new frame’s awefulsome! Now, if you can't prognosticate, that's ok in the OTT But if your memory's weak as well, you'd best consult the Time-wiki. The nested quotes will make each post a struggle getting brackets right. All flames are quenched and this is why we haven’t seen an ugly fight. We were prepared for epic battles fought with tiny trebuchets And LaPetite’s return was almost missed due to the fading’s haze. Though wow-trees probably suggest a Madagascar set by far The wiki page lists arguments for Randallverse or Africa. They want to find out if the rivers influence the sea at all But all they have found up to date are big hills and a wowterfall. I recognize my coma-schedule's gone and help will never come But put me down as “Waiting for it” – every new frame’s awefulsome! Dilgunnerangs are used for drinking, Cuegan do not use a mug The steambottle’s a no-go; it just makes them want to utter “ugh”. Cue’s too ophiophobic to consider herpetology And Meg can't stomach any part of her self-picked weird-tree-berry. While flashy things give twitchy eyes, hence spoilering is what we choose A poetry degree is earned for double-dactyls and haikus. The inquisition likes to use hot chocolate and the comfy chair (The punishment with S&Ms for heresy is very fair). By hatting people’s avatars, we show our creativity And cupcakes seem to taste best when they’re relished with an OTTidy. In terms of ingenuity, a greater thread will never come. Just put me down as “Waiting for it” – every new frame’s awefulsome!
Posted on 2013-06-26 19:21 by ZoomanSP.
Extreme days are back again Extreme frames I didn't know Everything old is new again Everything they'd grown --- Comfy basements, pope in poise Molpy armies coming through Extreme worlds alone Did you ever think they can I've been waiting just for this They dedicated their lives to this Oh Randall, oh Randall Bring it from the past, from the past Hey Randall, hey Randall It will be retold, will be retold Oh Randall, oh Randall Give us something new, something new Oh Randall, oh Randall Like you always do, always do Extreme songs that told me They helped me down every night That we just had to wait That moment would see daylight I waited for days and waited for years And waited worlds, and always have been Waiting just for it And now it payed off I had to close down everything I had to close down my mind Too many things tempting me Not many places I could hide I've seen so much from so many elders So many colors, so many versions Now it's going to be real And I can't even believe I've been waiting just for this I've dedicated my life to this Oh Randall, oh Randall Bring it from the past, from the past Hey Randall, hey Randall It will be retold, will be retold Oh Randall, oh Randall Give us something new, something new Oh Randall, oh Randall Like you always do, always do
Posted on 2013-08-29 22:43 by AluisioASG.