Long ago, some Time before Cuegan began building on a shore There were boxes and boards Must have come from a furniture store It's not too expensive, it's not at all And they built a seaish platform tall-er, so fine Rising over the great Sandcastle so fine Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high So grab your bag and make no fuss Cuegan had not much to discuss In the land where the River is small and the Sea gets so high And the Ikea watched them go Wondering just what did Cuegan know Leaving safe shores for much rougher ground where the raptorcats snarl Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high Ikea: platforms, scaffolds Ikea: dilgunnerangs Ikea: ugh, steam bottles Look out for the Sea! Look out, Time to flee! I'm sorry to say the Ikea's stuck I saw the Sea and they're outta luck It's too big and you know That it does just whatever it wants I checked back in to see what they'd do But all that was left of the ocean view Was a bucket, bobbing alone and it made me afraid Ikea: got one down by the Sea for the greatest convenience Ikea: selling furniture for those poor souls inbetween tents Nobody has a home Ikea won't have a home when the Sea gets high
Posted on 2013-07-07 05:58 by BlitzGirl.
“He Is Never Ever Ever Gonna End This Comic” (With Apologies to Taylor Swift) I remember when I saw “Time” the first time People sitting on an empty beach? So what? So I went and read the hidden text And it said to wait for “it”. (Huh?) So I came back later just to check And I was shocked to see the characters had moved (really?) I had to check the forum to be sure They said, “amazing”, “what is it?”, it’s genius”, “wait for it” Ooh, a pixel changed again last night And ooh, Really? I can’t believe we’re so excited He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic See a Newpix, ONG it, analyze it, clap with glee But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Like, ever So hundreds of us sit here posting thoughts And we try to figure how it’s going to end But we would really rather keep it going than Return to a real life that’s more mundane than this Ooh, a star was missing from the sky And ooh, Really? I can’t believe that someone saw it He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Write a double-dactyl in morse code and rot-13 But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Oh oh oh I used to think that I wanted this to be over And I used to say, "Maybe tomorrow…” (So I crawl out of bed and I like, reach for my mouse And I’m like.. “ just… I mean, this is exhausting, you know, like, He is never gonna end this comic. Like, ever.”) No! He is never ever ever gonna end this comic He is never ever ever gonna end this comic Blitz it, filk it, hat it, but in the end just wait for it But he is never ever ever ever gonna end this comic. . .
Posted on 2013-07-07 07:24 by Ebonite.