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Africa
"Africa" by Toto.
I hear the ONGs echo in the night But they hear only clicking from the keyboard's desolation They understand not my delight As I am here and working upon this ottification I stopped an OTTer along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say, "Wait for it, we're waiting here with you" It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have The molpies cry out into the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right Sure as Zanclean floods will fill the Mediterranean with the sea I seek to power the thread of Time Frightened of the thing it might become! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have (Instrumental!) Wait for it, we're waiting here with you! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from here There's nothing that a raptorcat would ever make me fear I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! I thought that Time took place in Africa! Gonna take some time to make the things we never have
Posted on 2013-10-02 05:52 by taixzo.
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The Itsy Blitzy OTTer
To the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider
The itsy blitzy OTTer Set out upon the thread Posting in the Present Pushed her back instead Then came The End And slowed down the post rate Now the itsy blitzy OTTer Makes progress that is great!
Posted on 2013-10-02 05:55 by BlitzGirl.
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Molpy Down, Chirpies
To the tune of Rock-A-Bye, Baby
Molpy down, chirpies, In the wowtree. It grows up tall, As big as the sea. When the bough breaks, The chirpies will fall - Thank Randall they all fly Instead of crawl.
Posted on 2013-10-02 06:27 by BlitzGirl.
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La Petite
Ottification of Michelle by the Beatles
Petite, my treat. Each and every thing with you is so neat, La petite. Petite, my treat, Chaque chose en vous est si très soignée, Si très soignée Who are you who are you who are you? You and you're beret But until that day I will say some French words so maybe You'll understand. Petite, my treat, Chaque chose en vous est si très soignée, Si très soignée We need you we need you we need you, Save us from the sea, Be Chekov's gun for me. 'til you do I'll wait for you to Return to the scene. I love you... I thank you, I thank you, I thank you. You saved us all somehow. And also our castle, wow. Where are we now? C'mon let's See what's through here Petite, my treat, Chaque chose en vous est si très soignée, Si très soignée
Posted on 2013-10-02 07:23 by ergman.
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Newpix Are Posted
To the tune of The Ants Go Marching
Newpix are posted one by one, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted one by one, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted one by one, And Cuegan sits quietly under the sun, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted two by two, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted two by two, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted two by two, And Cuegan's new castle it grew and grew, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted three by three, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted three by three, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted three by three, And Cuegan starts thinking about the Sea, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted four by four, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted four by four, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted four by four, And Cuegan leaves the castle to explore And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted five by five, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted five by five, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted five by five, And Cuegan roams where the squirpies thrive, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted six by six, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted six by six, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted six by six, And Cuegan finds Beanies with drawing sticks, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted seven by seven, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted seven by seven, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted seven by seven, And Cuegan takes maps and begins to RUN then, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted eight by eight, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted eight by eight, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted eight by eight, And Cuegan tells the Forty it's too late, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted nine by nine, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted nine by nine, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted nine by nine, And Cuegan floats on the raftcastle fine, And the OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait) Newpix are posted ten by ten, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted ten by ten, ONG-ONG, ONG-ONG. Newpix are posted ten by ten, And Cuegan left, we were told it's The End But still OTTers Wait for it, yes they sit, Perhaps they're all insane... (Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait)
Posted on 2013-10-02 07:27 by BlitzGirl.
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Punsaw...VITSSÅGEN, JA!
To the tune of Seesaw, Margery Daw
Punsaw...VITSSÅGEN, JA! Yikes, you'd better run faster! When BlitzGirl's away the punners will play But when she's here puns won't get past her!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:08 by BlitzGirl.
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Thwapsticks
Kunt and The Gang - Fucksticks
Well dear old Megan had a tool she used when things went wrong To introduce this tool to you, I put it in a song So every time you see it used, her memory lives on I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along… Spoiler: THWAPSTICKS! When a raptorkitty jumped upon my back THWAPSTICKS! When two squirpies tried to make off with her sack THWAPSTICKS! When a snake shocked me and I fell off a rock THWAPSTICKS! When she noticed that I had a shiny cock THWAPSTICKS! When Rosetta told us that the sea would rise THWAPSTICKS! When a pervy Beanie checked her butt for size THWAPSTICKS! When our sandcastle got ruined by the sea THWAPSTICKS! When she got caught short and really had to pee Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks! So every time I see that stick the memories start to stir And suddenly our adventure seems much less of a blur So when someone annoys me, or things get on my pip, I think of the neat adventurous girl and really let it rip! THWAPSTICKS! When I fell in and lost our dilgunnerang THWAPSTICKS! When the raftcastle was too small for the gang THWAPSTICKS! When the sparrowraptor ate the flutterbee THWAPSTICKS! When we didn't know a thing about the sea THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wrecked our castle with a trebuchet THWAPSTICKS! When LaPetite got mustard in her beret THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies treat us like we're lower class THWAPSTICKS! When I just couldn't give a molpy's arse! THWAPSTICKS! When Meg jumped down on me from high in a tree THWAPSTICKS! When a molpy I picked up was prick-a-ly THWAPSTICKS! When the Beanies' castle's way better than ours THWAPSTICKS! When Meg tripped and fell and faceplanted the flowers THWAPSTICKS! When I only ever learned one Beanish word THWAPSTICKS! When Meg wouldn't stop ch*rping at that damn bird THWAPSTICKS! When you feel awkward and you don't know what to say Just use your THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK, THWAPSTICK It makes everything ok! Thwapsticks, Mustard Chirp! Thwapsticks!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:47 by yappobiscuits.
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Ch*rp! Goes the Molpy
To the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
All around the molberry bush The raptor chased the molpy The raptor thought 'twas all in good fun "Ch*rp!" goes the molpy. Cuegan's there and molpied down Down beneath the neat tree That's the way OTC goes "Ch*rp!" goes the molpy.
Posted on 2013-10-02 10:03 by BlitzGirl.
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Time Attack!
"Art Attack!" by Lederhosen Toaster
Hey kids! Let's wait for it! I'm gonna get my laptop and I'll make ottifications Of some really funny things and then I'll post them on the thread A picture of a molpy in a rather amusing hat Or possibly a squirpy throwing S&Ms at that! I may make a sculpture of a neat sandcastle And attach it in a picture with a redundakitty I'll do so much more OTTing and you'll call me a genius Lord Randall ain't got nothing on me! (Heresy!) We are having a Time Attack! Our mighty OTTing skills will kick your arses We are having a Time Attack! Our Otties are more treeish than semencancerbabies on ice! I'm gonna get my laptop and I'll make ottifications Of some really funny things and then I'll post them on the thread Two chirpys fighting over Megball's big map of the sea Or a pricklymolp with clogs on, in a big wowtree! Cueball shouting obscenities at a small rabtor Or Lucky in a waistcoat throwing cupcakes at the screen If you don't like our OTTing you're a m*stard steambottle Cos we're way more awesomeful than any otherthreads you've seen! (Cos we just are. Silly molpies.) We are having a Time Attack! Our mighty OTTing skills will kick your arses We are having a Time Attack! Our Otties are more treeish than semencancerbabies on ice!
Posted on 2013-10-02 10:35 by yappobiscuits.
