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Stick-Thwap the Sandy Claws
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws"-Danny Elfman (from The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Megan: Stick-thwap Mr. Sandy Claws? Cueball: You be the victim! Megan: Let's draw straws! Megan: Randall said we work together Cueball: Two of a kind Megan: Birds of a feather Both: Time is forever! Wheeee La la-la la-la-la La-la la-la la La la-la la-la-la La-la la-la la Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws, Hiding over there Wait until he pounces then Give him such a scare Megan: First, we're going to set some bait Inside your shoulder bag and wait When he comes a-sniffing he will Grab your bag and masticate! Cueball: Wait! I've got a better scheme To keep my danger less extreme Let's trap him in this bucket here And pull his tail and hear him scream! Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Dodge him when he springs Grab our secret ninja-stick Drive him to the wings Cueball: I say use a giraffmolpy Bring it in from just offscreen Wave the bait and when he charges Stomp him into smithereens! Megan: You're so stupid, keep the mustard In the jars and on the shelves Let a giraffmolpy join and Both: We can't beat him up ourselves! Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Try to make him hiss Take too long to hit him and Cueball gets a kiss Cueball: Because Megan-raptor swings the meanest ninja-stick around If I got on her raptor-list, I'd get out of town Megan: I wish my cohort weren't so dumb Cueball: I'm not the dumb one Megan: You're no fun Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Cueball: Smash him into bits, girl Megan: Save my partner's life and we Both: Disappoint the BlitzGirl! Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Chase him off your bag Knock him on the castle and Stab him with our flag!
Posted on 2013-06-21 14:07 by jjjdavidson.
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Timeody, Schmimeody, BlitzGirl still thinks there's an Octet of syllables In that first line. We can forgive her be- Cause we remember her Ottificational Skills are so fine.
Posted on 2013-06-21 14:25 by jjjdavidson.
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This Is OTT
"This Is Halloween" - Danny Elfman (from The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Knights Temporal: Timewaiters of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see This, our thread, the OTT All: This is OTT, this is OTT, Raptors pounce in the dead of night This is OTT, everybody wait and see What Lord Randall has in store for us tonight It's our thread, we're all devotees In this thread, the OTT mscha: I am the one hiding ready with my net, No molpies can escape, I'll gif them all yet! Kieryn: I am the one keeping track of your posts, Charting all the thread, have a look who posts the most! All: This is OTT, this is OTT OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! In this thread we call home Everyone hail to the Molpy Song Pope Helper: In this thread, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next newpix! mscha: Next to the sandbox, molpy in the bushes Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll… All: …Scream! This is OTT, Black and white, every scene GLR's voice from above: Wait for it! All: Well that's just fine! Say it once, say it twice, Have some semencoffeeice Blitz the whole thread in the dead of night Everybody see, how very big the sea! In our thread, the OTT! buffygirl: I am the one making all your fine hats, You all look fabulous, thank my millinery for that! kenmelken: I am the one who keeps the wiki up to date, Now everyone can see why the comic is so great! Dracomax: I'm the inquisitor, I rule with iron fist, Punishing with chocolate should heresy persist! All: This is OTT, this is OTT OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT! OTT!
Posted on 2013-06-21 15:35 by yappobiscuits.
