Man I wonder if Elan is lurking on here right now reading this. We are the Kitten Corps, We are legion :-)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T14:44:17-05:00
lick, and sick with hairy balls
we don't care for stretchy goals
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-30T14:44:43-05:00
*The Chameleon fades in once more*
Greetings to my KittenCorps compatriots (and assembled villains/neutrals)! Nice tattoo I have now? I'm thinking Professor F is to blame/thank for this?
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-30T14:48:59-05:00
Thanks Owen, I was prepared when I saw a KS e-mail come in that it would likely be TEG.
Interestingly, this is the only project I'm on that hasn't sent an update today. :P
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T14:49:06-05:00
I was in the shower, thinking we should put together a board game, buult around the story and personae here. We would call it kitten wars. Then I get out and see all this stuff about kitten corps. I love it!
@Chetah Butt, you da man!
Anyone new: Here's a link to the hippest and happenest of the updates!
http://www.thelittlepuzzlebox.com/EK.html
Shoots about a mist of happy feelings
You guys are hard core with this
@John Kelly, it's the groups gestalt.
@JK, Hardcore doesn't begin to describe KittenCore
Careful now Professor F! Get that on the fruitattens and who knows what could happen...
Kitten Corps.* (You spelled it wrong Professor F., you may want to disable your spell check)
we should have a press section on the site with daily updates linking to the latest press articles about this KS
no autospell here, I am a professor mind you. Also, there is no Kitten Corps in the doc
We could add that as a section.... maybe a google doc within a website about this comment section (NEWSCEPTION!!!)
@Professor still Kitten Corps would be a nice way to describe those of us that are hard core about supporting this KS
My Corps! Your Corps! Our Corps! Kitten Corps!
I clearly beg to differ, if for no other reason than the army of potattens™.
@John lol we have a chant :-)
@John: Yes, exactly.
KittenCoprs it is. I am forcing into existence a tattoo on your chests, Please check back in a moment
@Joshua: It's a cadence.
Now I'm envisioning a bunch of kittens standing at attention wearing green beretes!
Wondering how many gigs would screenshots of all comments take...
now we need a marching song for our newly created Kitten Corps :-)
there's no hardcore like Kitten Corps
What the heck, I leave for lunch and suddenly I have a 'Kitten Corps' tattoo on my chest... strangely I'm okay with this.
I don't know, but I've been told
fruitcake doesn't grow no mold!
nice @Rod anyone else want to add to this ?
Wha??? My extra super rare screen-grab didn't make it to our official document or page?? This is an outrage! ;)
@Rod: That was inspirational man.
just keep it lotioned and out of sunlight for two cycles
But it did Dan, look at the WHOLE webpage.
@DDD, which screen shot? I saw Chameleon'd not not yours. Link it and it'll be added. :)
cont'd
there's no hardcore
lick Kitten Coprs
Oh NVM.... I thought you were the 123,456 screenshot
Her lady Wicked Felina requests that I notify the masses, and I quote, "KittenCorps? I serve no master."
like*
Kitten corps' beyond compare
we leave hair in your underwear!
@Rod, man, if someone has cat allergies that's gonna be hell.
http://i.imgur.com/bAQkc3d.jpg And I can say with 100% certainty it was not photoshopped because I used MS Paint.
Man I wonder if Elan is lurking on here right now reading this. We are the Kitten Corps, We are legion :-)
lick, and sick with hairy balls
we don't care for stretchy goals
*The Chameleon fades in once more*
Greetings to my KittenCorps compatriots (and assembled villains/neutrals)! Nice tattoo I have now? I'm thinking Professor F is to blame/thank for this?
Kitten corps' a crazy bunch
You miss all if out for lunch!
holes sounds better cadence wise than balls Prof F.
Bah. I get an email from Kickstarter....and it's for a completely different project. :[
+1 for anyone who actually goes and gets a Kitten Corps Tattoo
Stupid "other projects"
go right ahead, I don't mind
What is this "Other projects" you speak of?
...What's the image for it? I might just be hermit enough to do so.
it does rhyme better and definitely smells funkier
I might have one here somewhere. I forget
Potattens, fruitattens, kitzels too
we know where you bury your poo!
For the next SG I now demand a Kitten Corps sticker, with sleeve and EU friendly shipping.
oh, and I want some macaroni pictures...
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847995_10154937152690302_7314697173938559636_n.jpg…
Thanks Owen, I was prepared when I saw a KS e-mail come in that it would likely be TEG.
Interestingly, this is the only project I'm on that hasn't sent an update today. :P
I was in the shower, thinking we should put together a board game, buult around the story and personae here. We would call it kitten wars. Then I get out and see all this stuff about kitten corps. I love it!
OMG John that's amazing and I want one...
@Historian,
Where will you keep these things, on your outside time extra-dimensional 'fridge? :)
We don't smoke, we chew on nip
kitten coprs is uber hip
A friend and fellow Marine made that. I think he may have even had it up on kickstarter at one point. 3D printed
1,000,047
@John K,
That's awesome
@John: I would buy that.
@JohnK, you just gave birth to a new breed of beggers
Hey ho, lets go
we ain't scared of potato!
I certainly hope all the tattoo are spelled correctly, considering Professor F keeps misspelling 'corps'. ;)
Nope, mine's not
My Corps! Your Corps! Our Corps! Kitten Corps!
I don't know, but I've been told
fruitcake doesn't grow no mold!
Kitten corps' a crazy bunch
You miss all if out for lunch!
Kitten corps' beyond compare
we leave hair in your underwear!
We don't smoke, we chew on nip
kitten corps is uber hip
lick, and sick with hairy holes
we don't care for stretchy goals!
Potattens, fruitattens, kitzels too
we know where you bury your poo!
how is that, is it good or should we change some of it around / remove some of it ?
We shed hair where ever we please
if you got allergies, prepare to sneeze!
Too rich for my blood, but they can be found here http://www.shapeways.com/product/9Q8ZXQ4F5/mathieu-beaulieu-s-killer-kitty-small…
I make no money or anything off the sale of Killer Kitty.
@Josh, looking good!
Well mine does say "bitten cops"...
rhythm correction suggestion
fruitcake DON'T grow no mold!
@Chameleon, I'm thinking it would go on my HAF932 case... I've got just the spot for it...
@Josh,
Nice seeing it all together. :)
@John: Yeah...too rich for me too. Especially with the other 2 KS I have due in Feb.
one more suggestion
Kitten corps' beyond compare
FEEL our hair in your underwear!
@Prof F, same syllable count
It is steep, but it is cool.
Ouch. I'd rather buy this for what it was, about 600?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/210497229/draznilka-cat
And now I'm off to sneak up on some lunch. Keep the Corps rollin', peeps!
*The Chameleon fades away, blending into the background, and is gone*
I counted one less in each case with my suggestions, unless my viagra is kicking in
@Tsveta: That looks almost like a Zombitten.
@Prof F, could be the meter / cadance
@Great Mountain, that's more of a skellitten
My Corps! Your Corps! Our Corps! Kitten Corps!
I don't know, but I've been told
fruitcake don't grow no mold!
Kitten corps' a crazy bunch
You miss all if out for lunch!
Kitten corps' beyond compare
Feel our hair in your underwear!
lick, and sick with hairy holes
we don't care for stretchy goals!
We don't smoke, we chew on nip
kitten corps is uber hip
We shed hair where ever we please
if you got allergies, prepare to sneeze!
Potattens, fruitattens, kitzels too
we know where you bury your poo!
ok im off to lunch someone else work on this and keep it going
I think doesn't grow no mold flows better
@ EUF, I've been vocally testing it and my cat was looking me in approval
Webpage has been renamed KittenCorps Fact Sheet.
hmmm
lick, and sick with hairy holes
we don't care for stretchy goals!
should be
lick, and stick with hairy holes
we don't care for stretchy goals!
what do you think ??
fruitcake DOES NOT
@Cheetah butt, huu ah!
I think you right with don't, it sucks
Fruitcakes don't, but too long.
Fruitcake doesn't.
"Fruit cake does not grow no mold" works better for the cadence in my head.
Fruitcake don't
That seems to have a nicer flow to it than
Fruitcake doesn't
fuitcake does not grow no mold ? would that not be a double negative ?
Zombittens, vampittens, they're undead; don't mess with them, you'll lose your head!
+1 at Potatten's comment