Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:31:59-05:00
@LadyZ, I've got that pinned on my phone so I can listen to it when ever and where ever I want. :)
Douglas Abel 2015-01-30T15:32:26-05:00
Man, I still can't get over how big this thing is getting. Less than $125k away from 5 Mil. This thing is growing by leaps and bounds - I just wish we'd get some sort of update, even if it's not a stretch goal (they're probably going, "What the hell should we HAVE as a stretch goal that's not too outrageous, and where do we set the next limit?!?"
Seems like every time I look, they're up another $500k...LOL
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:32:27-05:00
@LZ, done and done, thank you sir!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T15:33:05-05:00
Thank you
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T15:33:16-05:00
500,459
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:33:38-05:00
@The Historian, for your personal dissatisfaction, I only rearrange your app icons
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T15:35:52-05:00
500,460
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-30T15:36:40-05:00
The only reason the SG counter is so low is because we used a 32 bit integer, and it's already overflowed and wrapped.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:36:54-05:00
Random Villainy : DDOSs Kickstarter
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-30T15:36:55-05:00
@Nate, yes. I don't know what the count ob sg requests is, though
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:37:03-05:00
@Prof F, that's just cruel
Katie Pants Cheery Pie 2015-01-30T15:37:19-05:00
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Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:37:32-05:00
I think I need to be moved to the top of the list
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:37:40-05:00
@Katie, I like! :)
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:38:24-05:00
Random Villainy : Hacks everyone's account, and one by one removes all pledges
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-30T15:38:56-05:00
Maybe there should be a "FedEKs" site we can direct ppl to, that calmly and rationally explains how challenging it can be to orchestrate such a large scale shipping endeavor and still get lowest costs to appease backers. That it will likely take a little more time for all the logistics to be worked out, and also contingent on an ever growing number.
Mr. PACG 2015-01-30T15:39:04-05:00
I'd like to send an EK set to the astronauts aboard the ISS. Will there be 'outer-space' friendly shipping?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:39:05-05:00
Random Villainy : Hacks everyone's account, and one by one removes all pledges from Exploding Kittens
Chris "The Historian" Loth 2015-01-30T15:48:51-05:00
@DDD, think we could get Elan to link to your shipping logistics explanation in the FAQs section?
Mike Kabala 2015-01-30T15:49:17-05:00
@Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner, Update request counter has been added. I can't keep up with you guys!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:49:19-05:00
Random : (in informal speech) odd, unusual, or unexpected
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-01-30T15:50:47-05:00
I know! How about for the next SG, Elan gives out random lottery tickets? The one who gets the winning tickets has to pay the bar tab on the first round of drinks for the backers?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-01-30T15:52:38-05:00
Random Villainy: melted polar ice caps and stole all of the life rafts in the world
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:52:54-05:00
In the vastness of our universe, random means what ever I want it to mean. Villainy submitted.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-30T15:53:03-05:00
Whoever is parsing the JSON to see top 10, any way to get an actual estimate of shipping reduction and SG requests? Doesn't have to be super accurate, just regex the message for (?i)(EU|shipping) and maybe look at 50 at random to determine which percentages are requests and which are responses to stop the reqeusts?
Horror Junky - Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-01-30T15:53:42-05:00
Screen shot when we get to 10,000 comments
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-30T15:54:11-05:00
Tsveta Koleva while amusing, Professor F remains unphased
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-30T15:58:01-05:00
@Tchotchke, I am currently looking into this kind of things. I will talk about upgrades of the dump tommorrow. Last dump and top20 for today in 5 minutes.
I've been to a few green safety meetings but I've worked in a couple green businesses
Peter 'General Calculus' W. 2015-01-30T16:02:30-05:00
Top20 at 2015-01-30 21:00 UTC:
BruceP - The Chameleon 508
Rod "EU friendly" Mitchell 500
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 444
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 302
Chris "The Historian" Loth 273
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 258
Joshua Durben 252
Melissa "The Creeper" Fahlstrom 247
Cal Rasmussen 214
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 209
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 188
Tsveta Koleva 158
John Kelly 113
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 107
Professor F 106
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 88
Mike Kabala 87
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 79
JusticeBolt 70
Nate Outland 64
@ Silver Ninjatten -tiny text generator at: txtn[dot]us/tiny-text
@Mr. PACG oooohhhh neato
I still don't see an update request counter...
@Historian, the soundtrack is pretty awesome, too! :)
ᴴᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵀᶦᶰʸ ᵀᵉˣᵗ﹖
@LZ, where are we at with that count?
@Tsveta Koleva In Greece, tattoo chooses you
What the tiny text?
500,458
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵗᶦᶰʸ
@LadyZ, I've got that pinned on my phone so I can listen to it when ever and where ever I want. :)
Man, I still can't get over how big this thing is getting. Less than $125k away from 5 Mil. This thing is growing by leaps and bounds - I just wish we'd get some sort of update, even if it's not a stretch goal (they're probably going, "What the hell should we HAVE as a stretch goal that's not too outrageous, and where do we set the next limit?!?"
Seems like every time I look, they're up another $500k...LOL
@LZ, done and done, thank you sir!
Thank you
500,459
@Douglas, they've been active on Twitter apparently, not so much here but, if you want to see Elan's comments thus far you'll find them here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-DrPTOVdHaf5ki0B-CwcBpuOPTw0Q1XCfwZrinAyrRs/edit…
@Historian hahahah me, too!! And the cd is in the car.
Random Villainy : Restores factory settings while you sleep
@Douglas: I agree, I'd like a goal to work towards and at least an update... they appear to try and keep in touch though.
Is there a separate counter for update requests and decreased shipping requests and stretch goal requests?
@Prof F, gosh darn, I just got everything the way I like it!!!
oooo we don't have an SG counter yet, who's got that number?
Good thing I had a stand-alone backup....
@The Historian, for your personal dissatisfaction, I only rearrange your app icons
500,460
The only reason the SG counter is so low is because we used a 32 bit integer, and it's already overflowed and wrapped.
Random Villainy : DDOSs Kickstarter
@Nate, yes. I don't know what the count ob sg requests is, though
@Prof F, that's just cruel
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I think I need to be moved to the top of the list
@Katie, I like! :)
Random Villainy : Hacks everyone's account, and one by one removes all pledges
Maybe there should be a "FedEKs" site we can direct ppl to, that calmly and rationally explains how challenging it can be to orchestrate such a large scale shipping endeavor and still get lowest costs to appease backers. That it will likely take a little more time for all the logistics to be worked out, and also contingent on an ever growing number.
I'd like to send an EK set to the astronauts aboard the ISS. Will there be 'outer-space' friendly shipping?
Random Villainy : Hacks everyone's account, and one by one removes all pledges from Exploding Kittens
*tries to post*
My zombittens devour any hacking attempts
Random Villainy : Cruises by Comet 67P and kicks Rosetta off it, trashing a multi million $$$ science project into oblivion.
*deploying shield over EK KS Campaign* *Initiating back-up* *reverting life to reality mode*
As long as ouzo is intact I don't care.
Random Villainy : Collapses your Sun's core so abruptly, it becomes a black hole and sucks you silly.
Most of these aren't random, they're cruel and deliberate.
I didn't even have to buy it dinner first! Sweet!
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That's not possible, it's not much more than a giant glowing radioactive fruitatten at this point. The sun is invincible!
Baaaah. ASCII art needs fixed width fonts!
Random Villainy : Throws the middle finger at oblivious elderlies
ok, henceforth : Villainy
Tip-toed broccatten. PG approved.
Villainy Report : Professor F just hosed your dry laundry
@Prof F.: Random: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f6/f67334bc58f2468bad15312669d5edaa0afe4c44de4eb56039994a47f00d296b.jpg
@DDD, think we could get Elan to link to your shipping logistics explanation in the FAQs section?
@Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner, Update request counter has been added. I can't keep up with you guys!
Random : (in informal speech) odd, unusual, or unexpected
I know! How about for the next SG, Elan gives out random lottery tickets? The one who gets the winning tickets has to pay the bar tab on the first round of drinks for the backers?
Random... :made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision. Informal doesn't count in the real world.
*Professor F waves his hand and his pants randomly drop. He doesn't dare to do it again*
I've made several updates to the doc as well. Do we have a final version of the chant yet?
Well....that was a fun safety meeting. Got some munchies out of it.
@Tsveta: I couldn't have said it better myself...
Random Villainy: melted polar ice caps and stole all of the life rafts in the world
In the vastness of our universe, random means what ever I want it to mean. Villainy submitted.
Whoever is parsing the JSON to see top 10, any way to get an actual estimate of shipping reduction and SG requests? Doesn't have to be super accurate, just regex the message for (?i)(EU|shipping) and maybe look at 50 at random to determine which percentages are requests and which are responses to stop the reqeusts?
Screen shot when we get to 10,000 comments
Tsveta Koleva while amusing, Professor F remains unphased
Be VERY careful then, if you want THAT screenshot we need to coordinate it's taking....
EPICNESS - 1 minute and 28 seconds of high quality, slow motion, dubstep kittens for your pleasure.
http://youtu.be/-2ZSNDacoQI
@Prof F.: If you can't phase yourself what good are you?
Villainy Report : Shaves the world's kittens, hence depriving humanity from soft kitty stroking.
Once again, my lady Wicked Felina is unaffected by your curse.
Ummm. Careful with that last one.
How many comments are we at now?
Well I am back from Subway :-)
@Da Horror Junky, regarding Subway you are like a year behind the times.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/subway-no-more-yoga-mat-chemical-in-our-bread/
She does however request that I thank you for making the beauty gap between her and all of the other cats even wider.
Breaking Villainy Report : Removes all CO2 from your planet, which while it saves you from extinction, waits to see your face when sipping on Sodas
Hello from the subway
so has there been any additions to the Kitty Corps cadence song ?
@The Historian, I added Lady Z's stanza to the chant. http://www.thelittlepuzzlebox.com/KittenCorpsCadence.html
@Tchotchke, I am currently looking into this kind of things. I will talk about upgrades of the dump tommorrow. Last dump and top20 for today in 5 minutes.
@owen wait they gave you weed? Best safety meeting ever!
@Cheeta Butt, thanks!
Villainy Report : exchanges your weed score with catnip
Removing all CO2 from the atmosphere would actually greatly accelerate our demise.
@KittenCorps
Should it be lick, and sick with hairy holes or lick, and stick with hairy holes in the cadence song ?
dammit, failed with that one
Someone is actually clipping their fingernails on here. (Nyc subway)
I think my original suggestion was SICK but I don;t mind either way
I thought all safety meetings were smoking weed... been that way in the restaurant biz for decades.
The black hole already took care of that.
@Melissa
Just wait until they realize their toenails need clipped too!
I've been to a few green safety meetings but I've worked in a couple green businesses
Top20 at 2015-01-30 21:00 UTC:
BruceP - The Chameleon 508
Rod "EU friendly" Mitchell 500
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 444
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 302
Chris "The Historian" Loth 273
Evan "Potatten™" Weideman 258
Joshua Durben 252
Melissa "The Creeper" Fahlstrom 247
Cal Rasmussen 214
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 209
Owen "Great Mountain" Middleton 188
Tsveta Koleva 158
John Kelly 113
Andre "Silver Ninjatten" Bernier 107
Professor F 106
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 88
Mike Kabala 87
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 79
JusticeBolt 70
Nate Outland 64
Json dump: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK-comments.json.zip
@Tchotchke: This js a corporate saftey meeting in the head office. We were discussing fatigue management.
@nate I moved before it came to that
Villainy Report : travels back in time and affects Terminator 2 director selection to Michael Bay
Unless your head office is in Colorado, they have no business calling it a safety meeting then. ;)
BTW, best way to combat fatigue..... (just sayin')
@PF, that's rhe worst thing you've done yet!
Weed would not help fatigue
@Creeper, how on earth did you keep up with all this yesterday?!