Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:19:13-05:00
@Bruce
My lady Wicked Felina has previously instructed me to assure all that "Wicked Felina does not engage in battle. Her enemies do not deserve a swift death."
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:19:17-05:00
Pffft! No, Felina can't be bothered to get off her high horse for such pedestrian things. It'll be vittens vs hittens. We're registering strengths so the neutrals can assess who will win
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:21:31-05:00
If the Schwarzenitten win, the only survivor will be the oldest and least well-equipped model.
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T16:21:34-05:00
You know I give up I declare idle will get the tea
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T16:22:12-05:00
What happened to the mittens I wanted ten pars
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T16:22:16-05:00
Completely off-topic: I would like to report, the kickstarter that I've been waiting almost 2 years to receive the reward has shown up on my door today. I was so excited! :)
Rod "BaKhan" Mitchell 2015-01-31T16:22:56-05:00
@The Chameleon, congrats!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:23:03-05:00
@Chameleon, yaaay! Congrats!
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T16:23:17-05:00
Congrats, @Chameleon. It's always a treat when a reward finally arrives.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:23:40-05:00
Villainy Update : It was a hoax Chameleon. Give it back
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:23:54-05:00
I was getting worried, my Bamboo wasn't communicating properly with the laptop. It appears to be working with the desktop, though.
Idle decides to be Wild and leads her broccattens to the edge of the sea. Then they all make like a jacuzzi.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T16:24:16-05:00
@Prof F,
Nevar!!!
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T16:24:54-05:00
At last count, I was waiting on rewards from 27 KS campaigns. It's always Christmas around here ... except when it isn't.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:25:25-05:00
The fb page exists now. I should have a cover pic for it sometime next week
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:25:31-05:00
Kerfluffles?
Epicderpguy 2015-01-31T16:26:44-05:00
@ idle am I invited
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:26:55-05:00
I'm not the best artist, so I have to take my time when drawing
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:26:58-05:00
Villainy Update : Kickstarter has gone through a hostile takeover via loose shareholder dividends. Professor F is now the sole proprietor of KS and is currently terminating all highly funded projects, including internet sensation Exploding Kittens. Have a nice day.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T16:27:39-05:00
@Tchotchke,
I got my Kerfluffles a LONG time ago. :) The reward I got was the CST-01 watch that I backed about 2 years ago.
Yep, and in addition I told them to take frequent rests.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:33:28-05:00
@Bruce
The CST does look cool. Now that you've had almost 5 minutes to play with it what do you think?
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:33:44-05:00
Calling all Kittencorp Members - Need to rise up again Prof F and Wicket Felina!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:34:36-05:00
Roachen & Piratten Armies are being hellishly raised & spawned
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:35:27-05:00
@ProF don't forget thr zombittens and potattens
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T16:35:43-05:00
@Tchotchke,
It's pretty cool. Though since it's not flexible at all, it doesn't fit as well as I'd hoped when I move my arm around. Probably just takes getting used to.
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:36:57-05:00
Everything is flexible. The only variable is force.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:36:59-05:00
Oh, we also have kittzels and grouattens. What are their powers?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:37:16-05:00
Zombitten, Potatten, Roachen & Piratten powers are being hoarded against the powers of light & goodness. Hide your Milk & Chocolate cause we are coming to claim them
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:37:39-05:00
If you devour too many kittzels, you'll probably need some water.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T16:38:04-05:00
@Tchotchke,
heh Yeah. I mean it doesn't flex/move when I move/rotate my arm like a regular watch band would. ;)
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T16:38:09-05:00
These Kittzels are making me thirsty!
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:38:26-05:00
All Heroes get your napalm exploding hairballs ready to launch!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:42:10-05:00
Yes, I think one of thrle kittzels' strengths should definitely be super dehyration
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:42:32-05:00
A random Kittencorps member will be the lucky recipient of a homemade Da Wolf hairball that will accompany the ltd ed mystery smell NSFW scratch n sniff hairy dragon boob hair and sweet chase card.
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:42:50-05:00
Ltd to the first 100.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:44:21-05:00
And since no one seems to want to claim them, I'll claim the refried kitteans for the vittens. They melt cheesittens, burn the roof of your mouth, and cause diarrheasplosions. You still eat them because of their alluring smell and delicious flavor
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:46:06-05:00
LZ - The flavor that goes down, comes out, and is sprayed violently as a Thunder Clap
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:46:12-05:00
To the Neutrals having access to the google doc
Stop rubbernecking and update the file to include
The Battle of Mutatten at Purrmuch Valley, 01Feb, 0600pm GMT
the new species, Roachen, Schwarzenitten + powers below
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:48:58-05:00
@Da Wolf, yes!
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:50:31-05:00
ProF, don't forget the refried kitteans
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T16:50:39-05:00
LZ - I officially trademark the event as 'The holy cheese curds of the Thunder Clap'tm
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:52:31-05:00
@LZ, pretty please, (I ain't being polite again) consolidate all the evil mutants so I can add them to the list here
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:53:39-05:00
Villainy Report : I am not being respectful, nor considerate.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T16:54:05-05:00
ok. But it will take some time. I am driving.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T16:54:45-05:00
@LZ, put that damn phone down. If you live to see tonight, I will kill you myself
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T17:01:34-05:00
Anyone want to come to Wisconsin and help me lay the DAMN VINYL FLOOR down in my kitchen and dining room? I pay poorly but we could game after its done.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T17:02:30-05:00
Sorry about that, I just needed to vent. It's been a loooooong and unproductive day.
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T17:02:32-05:00
@Trinkets,
That is a lovely offer, but I shall have to decline. ;)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T17:04:00-05:00
Trinkets - It is time to sit back, relax and pop open a cold one.
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T17:04:12-05:00
@Trinkets, I am too vile & inhuman to offer any kind of assistance, better luck elsewhere. + I am currently in the land of the crazies, Greece
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T17:07:30-05:00
@Da Wolf, I told myself that it would have to wait until I'm done, but when it finally rains, it's going to pour!
@ProF, that's a likely excuse :-P
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T17:19:34-05:00
Thanks for the offer @housearrest. It's easy to find Wisconsin. Just go outside follow the smell of beer, cheese, and bratwurst. It's kind of cliché, but most of the year, it is what I live on.
Eric 'Trinkets' Baumgarten 2015-01-31T17:20:10-05:00
How come? Kerosene and a willing immigrant with a license are enough.
Sending a plane it do a whales job is cheap. As long as it's not your plane
Villainy Wire : Your flight has been delayed indefenitely
@Lord Z,
A battle? Between who/what? Is Wicked Felina up to no good again?!
How does this look:
KittenCorps accomplishments:
Website created by backer community : http://kittencorps.com/
Some monumental word document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-DrPTOVdHaf5ki0B-CwcBpuOPTw0Q1XCfwZrinAyrRs/edit
Hashtag established: #kittencorps
FB super secretive closeted group: by latest 1st of Feb or earliest last day of Jan
Twitter Account: sometime in the not so distant future when the campaign has ended
YouTube Channel Troubadour: https://www.youtube.com/playlist…
Coat of Paws created on KittenCorps website
Comments History Magnaminous Tracking: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK/comments0000.html
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23263053/EK-comments.json.zip
Social Media Blast on 2/19 - Sign Up!: https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19
Cha! the Troubadour for the KittenCorps
Felina decided to skip.
@Bruce
My lady Wicked Felina has previously instructed me to assure all that "Wicked Felina does not engage in battle. Her enemies do not deserve a swift death."
Pffft! No, Felina can't be bothered to get off her high horse for such pedestrian things. It'll be vittens vs hittens. We're registering strengths so the neutrals can assess who will win
To get into the mood for tonight's battle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
No prof.F delayed the plane cra.. I mean gathering the tea.
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB @ Purrmuch Valley
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
@Peter W, I can't seem to open the Zip file of the JSON archive. Windows thinks it's empty.
How does one register their strength?
We're ruined that must mean I'll send a alpaca to do it
The Mutatten
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Roachen : Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
If the Schwarzenitten win, the only survivor will be the oldest and least well-equipped model.
You know I give up I declare idle will get the tea
What happened to the mittens I wanted ten pars
Completely off-topic: I would like to report, the kickstarter that I've been waiting almost 2 years to receive the reward has shown up on my door today. I was so excited! :)
@The Chameleon, congrats!
@Chameleon, yaaay! Congrats!
Congrats, @Chameleon. It's always a treat when a reward finally arrives.
Villainy Update : It was a hoax Chameleon. Give it back
I was getting worried, my Bamboo wasn't communicating properly with the laptop. It appears to be working with the desktop, though.
Idle decides to be Wild and leads her broccattens to the edge of the sea. Then they all make like a jacuzzi.
@Prof F,
Nevar!!!
At last count, I was waiting on rewards from 27 KS campaigns. It's always Christmas around here ... except when it isn't.
The fb page exists now. I should have a cover pic for it sometime next week
Kerfluffles?
@ idle am I invited
I'm not the best artist, so I have to take my time when drawing
Villainy Update : Kickstarter has gone through a hostile takeover via loose shareholder dividends. Professor F is now the sole proprietor of KS and is currently terminating all highly funded projects, including internet sensation Exploding Kittens. Have a nice day.
@Tchotchke,
I got my Kerfluffles a LONG time ago. :) The reward I got was the CST-01 watch that I backed about 2 years ago.
You're living in it. You're temporarily stunned with mild levels of intoxiintoxication.
Curse you, ProF!
Deadly diseases wonderful!
cursing me won't bring back the projects you so keep close to your heart
It's so great I'm getting sleepy... I see blood...
Dang! If I didn't have to work past midnight, I could ride my motorcycle to work today
Guys have we decided when we're going to tell Prof F that's he's totally mad and we're just playing along?
@Bruce
Just of all the ~2 year old projects you backed, that one sounded the funniest.
@Bakhan, check your front door
The tea is ruined. The next batch available on the continent is carried from China on slotten backs.
@Tchotchke,
It was definitely the tastiest. ;)
Tea by slotten!? It'll take at least three years to arrive!
That's right Prof F, it'll be ok. This shit won't hurt a bit, just relax. That a nice mad genius.
Da Wolf response being delivered by Da Wolfette to Wicked Felina and Prof F
You're So Vain You Think This KS is All About You
This was remade in the below song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Yep, and in addition I told them to take frequent rests.
@Bruce
The CST does look cool. Now that you've had almost 5 minutes to play with it what do you think?
Calling all Kittencorp Members - Need to rise up again Prof F and Wicket Felina!
Roachen & Piratten Armies are being hellishly raised & spawned
@ProF don't forget thr zombittens and potattens
@Tchotchke,
It's pretty cool. Though since it's not flexible at all, it doesn't fit as well as I'd hoped when I move my arm around. Probably just takes getting used to.
Everything is flexible. The only variable is force.
Oh, we also have kittzels and grouattens. What are their powers?
Zombitten, Potatten, Roachen & Piratten powers are being hoarded against the powers of light & goodness. Hide your Milk & Chocolate cause we are coming to claim them
If you devour too many kittzels, you'll probably need some water.
@Tchotchke,
heh Yeah. I mean it doesn't flex/move when I move/rotate my arm like a regular watch band would. ;)
These Kittzels are making me thirsty!
All Heroes get your napalm exploding hairballs ready to launch!
As the battle nears, I start to feel sleepy. Someone slipped me coffee again.
Good night and good fight.
I think the powers of Vitten must convene to decide upon those attributes
@Tchotchke,
Nice Seinfeld reference. ;)
@The Chameleon - Cool that your arms move like velcro.
T-20H approx to battle
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Yes, I think one of thrle kittzels' strengths should definitely be super dehyration
A random Kittencorps member will be the lucky recipient of a homemade Da Wolf hairball that will accompany the ltd ed mystery smell NSFW scratch n sniff hairy dragon boob hair and sweet chase card.
Ltd to the first 100.
And since no one seems to want to claim them, I'll claim the refried kitteans for the vittens. They melt cheesittens, burn the roof of your mouth, and cause diarrheasplosions. You still eat them because of their alluring smell and delicious flavor
LZ - The flavor that goes down, comes out, and is sprayed violently as a Thunder Clap
To the Neutrals having access to the google doc
Stop rubbernecking and update the file to include
The Battle of Mutatten at Purrmuch Valley, 01Feb, 0600pm GMT
the new species, Roachen, Schwarzenitten + powers below
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Roachen : Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
@Da Wolf, yes!
ProF, don't forget the refried kitteans
LZ - I officially trademark the event as 'The holy cheese curds of the Thunder Clap'tm
@LZ, pretty please, (I ain't being polite again) consolidate all the evil mutants so I can add them to the list here
Villainy Report : I am not being respectful, nor considerate.
ok. But it will take some time. I am driving.
@LZ, put that damn phone down. If you live to see tonight, I will kill you myself
To the kitty mart©?
Anyone want to come to Wisconsin and help me lay the DAMN VINYL FLOOR down in my kitchen and dining room? I pay poorly but we could game after its done.
Sorry about that, I just needed to vent. It's been a loooooong and unproductive day.
@Trinkets,
That is a lovely offer, but I shall have to decline. ;)
Trinkets - It is time to sit back, relax and pop open a cold one.
@Trinkets, I am too vile & inhuman to offer any kind of assistance, better luck elsewhere. + I am currently in the land of the crazies, Greece
@Da Wolf, I told myself that it would have to wait until I'm done, but when it finally rains, it's going to pour!
@ProF, that's a likely excuse :-P
@trinkets Sure let me cut off this damn ankle monitor and find Wisconsin on a map, i'll be right over
here's proof. βρισκομαι στην ελλαδα, τη χωρα των τρελων
Except Trelon is in france
except τρελος in greek means crazy person
Sorry Prof. That's Greek to me.
I wasn't actually driving when I said that, but I was about to be. I'm at work now, so I'm done driving
Yeap, Greek to me too.
The French are a little weird
French are fine and and so oh là là
French are lovely and ......
bert macklin on the case https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Thanks for the offer @housearrest. It's easy to find Wisconsin. Just go outside follow the smell of beer, cheese, and bratwurst. It's kind of cliché, but most of the year, it is what I live on.
Welcome @Bert, we've been expecting you.
any problems here