Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T17:55:50-05:00
Seriously, as if the mantis shrimp ever was NOT going to be part of this!
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T17:57:48-05:00
ditto @LZ
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T17:58:41-05:00
Is someone here who can update the website?
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T17:59:05-05:00
Villainy Update : Lobbies to congress that Comedy should be illegal. And succeeds
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T17:59:17-05:00
What do you need Lord Z?
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T18:00:29-05:00
The refried kitteans need to be added to the vittens, along with their strengths, and the zombittens and pirattens need their strengths added
Nate Outland 2015-01-31T18:01:26-05:00
Update!!!
"Diamond Dan" Drake 2015-01-31T18:01:29-05:00
Potatten's looked ok. http://i.imgur.com/p9rAEs4.png Wasn't sure what to do with Groutatten... Wound up a burger? http://i.imgur.com/FqHOPU4.png Farther down the list they're a little easier to visualize, but more time consuming to draw. Maybe I'll keep at it...
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T18:01:32-05:00
Welp, with ProF's latest villainy, it looks like I'm going away for a long time
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T18:01:40-05:00
Do me a favor and repost so I don't have to search.
James Valenti-Jordan 2015-01-31T18:01:43-05:00
Come on $10k! You can do it! $5MM!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T18:01:44-05:00
@Lord Z and @Prof F,
And if people would just watch the video closely, at around the :47 mark, you can see a Mantis Shrimp card in the lower left. ;)
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T18:03:09-05:00
Need to get our my cheese curds and cold one, sit back, and watch the video.
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T18:04:30-05:00
@ProF, do youbstill have the summary of strengths handy?
Stalvos 2015-01-31T18:05:10-05:00
If this makes more than star citizen (7 million) I'm going to throw up a little bit, in my mouth.
Bob "Powers of Tesla" Lindley 2015-01-31T18:05:57-05:00
Has everyone seen the new update?
Adam Lewis - Erudite Esoterist 2015-01-31T18:07:31-05:00
Bruce - I've pointed out that the Mantis Shrimp card was viewable then about a dozen times, people don't listen :P At the same time, you can also see a Bearadactyl card!
Christopher Goeden 2015-01-31T18:08:07-05:00
Is this going to be some sort of Guiness World Record!!!??
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T18:10:36-05:00
yup
The Mutatten
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T18:10:53-05:00
Also, Roachens should be attributed as my minion army
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T18:12:52-05:00
Here's info on refried kitteans.They melt cheesittens, burn the roof of your mouth, and cause diarrheasplosions. You still eat them because of their alluring smell and delicious flavor
Kevin "Lord Zombitten" Buckner 2015-01-31T18:13:13-05:00
Zombittens are (obviously) my minions
Experiencing Life to the Fullest-Da Wolf 2015-01-31T18:14:33-05:00
You taste it on the way down, on the way out, and during a spraying Thunder Clap!
aaron litt 2015-01-31T18:14:38-05:00
Update!!!!! That's all....
Eric 'Tchotchke' Aschner 2015-01-31T18:15:14-05:00
Man, stuck fixing problems all day and miss an update!
BruceP - The Chameleon 2015-01-31T18:17:18-05:00
@Adam Lewis,
That they don't. :)
Mike Kabala 2015-01-31T18:17:38-05:00
I also need short descriptions for Roachen and Schwarzenittens.
ex. Piratten = Pirate Kittens, Pitted against Ninjattens
Roachen = ???
Schwarzenitten = ???
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T18:19:45-05:00
@Mike getting back to you about roachen in 1 minute
Προφέσσορ Φ 2015-01-31T18:23:06-05:00
Professor F successfully spliced Kittens with Cockroaches. A vile new furry but cute species, with 6 spiked legs & antennae. They fly erratically and they've been dubbed Kitroachen, or Roachen for short.
There is no other info for Schwarzenitten from Derp at this time other than their attributes.
@proF, what was that you said, could you translate it. And yes, it's Greek to me too.
French have the can can and the Crazy Horse along with culture.
Any red blooded Kittencorp member knows that culture is what cheese is made of
And love. Not @ProF's kind of love though.
No no no, it's all dem curds and whey man.
Trouble with Wisconsin is it has The Packers and cops they like to issue speeding tickets to out-of-staters
Curds and whey are the first stage if cheese.
Mmmmm, I'm hungry now for deep fried cheesecurds.
How about deep fried cheetens instead?
Slow down in Wisconsin, you might hit a cow.
Cowttens!!!
@Da Wolf...You're so vain...added
Battle Hymns
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
Alright, that floor ain't laying itself. See you guys later.
@Cha - Thanks but I not so vain
@Trinkets - wishing the best of vinyl flooring luck on getting the job done to have a nice cold one and talk smack here on KS
UPDATE 8 IS HERE!!!
LZ - a very hairy boobtacular update!
It is an update... it doesn't tell us much though.
May that is boobtastic or boobalicious.
Gah, an update!
@Trinkets, βρισκομαι στην ελλαδα, τη χωρα των τρελωνmeans, I am in Greece, land of the crazies
Lip smacking boobcurds
Clearly you're a madman Prof. F
Prof F is a puppet of The Man!!
Professor F is the living proof that The Man exists
Time for me to ramp up my radioactive yarn ball exploding kitten card efforts! Hehehe
Reminder : Register your armies strengths. The Neutrals will evaluate & allocate a strength digit to each attribute.
The Battle of Mutatten to take place in 0600pm GMT 01FEB @ Purrmuch Valley
@KittenCorps Heroes, more Hitten splicing needed for the showdown.
Hmm, in the update, the mockups of the 2 NSFW cards don't show any difference on the faces to show they're part of the NSFW deck. Hmm, I say, hmm.
Stare into the...
https://www.youtube.com/watch…
I can say that I pretty desperately am going to need a backer Tshirt. Please please please please.
Geez Prof F., even the mad scientist didn't have plans to splice a kitten with hitler...
I never spliced that Potatten
I think...
I'll grant that the update didn't give much, but maybe now the EK team won't get so many mantis shrimp demands.
Check out our social media blast: https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/21885-exploding-kittens-ends-02-19 this will help us make Exploding Kittens the #1 most pledged campaign in the history of Kickstarter
Seriously, as if the mantis shrimp ever was NOT going to be part of this!
ditto @LZ
Is someone here who can update the website?
Villainy Update : Lobbies to congress that Comedy should be illegal. And succeeds
What do you need Lord Z?
The refried kitteans need to be added to the vittens, along with their strengths, and the zombittens and pirattens need their strengths added
Update!!!
Potatten's looked ok. http://i.imgur.com/p9rAEs4.png
Wasn't sure what to do with Groutatten... Wound up a burger? http://i.imgur.com/FqHOPU4.png
Farther down the list they're a little easier to visualize, but more time consuming to draw. Maybe I'll keep at it...
Welp, with ProF's latest villainy, it looks like I'm going away for a long time
Do me a favor and repost so I don't have to search.
Come on $10k! You can do it! $5MM!
@Lord Z and @Prof F,
And if people would just watch the video closely, at around the :47 mark, you can see a Mantis Shrimp card in the lower left. ;)
Need to get our my cheese curds and cold one, sit back, and watch the video.
@ProF, do youbstill have the summary of strengths handy?
If this makes more than star citizen (7 million) I'm going to throw up a little bit, in my mouth.
Has everyone seen the new update?
Bruce - I've pointed out that the Mantis Shrimp card was viewable then about a dozen times, people don't listen :P At the same time, you can also see a Bearadactyl card!
Is this going to be some sort of Guiness World Record!!!??
yup
The Mutatten
Zombittens : can't feel pain, never sleep, insatiable hunger, turn victims into zombittens
Roachen : Flight capabilities, Nuclear Resistance, Headless Operation with restricted visual capabilities, Spiked Extremities, Cute Furry Fuzziness
Piratten: great balance, especially with rum; skilled at swashbuckling, especially with rum; adept at finding treasure, especially with rum; can eat fruitattens, as long as they've been splashed with rum sauce
Schwarzenitten : Political experience, Almost unintelligible speech,Heavy explosions, Badass one-liners after said explosions, Covert operations via cigar generated mist
Also, Roachens should be attributed as my minion army
Here's info on refried kitteans.They melt cheesittens, burn the roof of your mouth, and cause diarrheasplosions. You still eat them because of their alluring smell and delicious flavor
Zombittens are (obviously) my minions
You taste it on the way down, on the way out, and during a spraying Thunder Clap!
Update!!!!! That's all....
Man, stuck fixing problems all day and miss an update!
@Adam Lewis,
That they don't. :)
I also need short descriptions for Roachen and Schwarzenittens.
ex. Piratten = Pirate Kittens, Pitted against Ninjattens
Roachen = ???
Schwarzenitten = ???
@Mike getting back to you about roachen in 1 minute
Professor F successfully spliced Kittens with Cockroaches. A vile new furry but cute species, with 6 spiked legs & antennae. They fly erratically and they've been dubbed Kitroachen, or Roachen for short.
There is no other info for Schwarzenitten from Derp at this time other than their attributes.
don't forget the Non-euclitten. The non-euclidian kittens
@DDD, those are some nice kittens!
@DDD, you've earned my respect and a safety bubble against my villainy
Hello Kitten Corps!
@Blackhawk, you Canadian?
Boob Wizard FTW.
@Non-E. what class are the Non-euclitten. The non-euclidian kittens?
The non-euclittens are nittens
Just like non-e
Villainy Report : Gravity successfully reversed bringing disarray to the known universe
OK, Mutatten and misc Kittens have been added. Notify me of any necessary changes. Thanks.
Oooooo 5mil is soooo close
BAM!!
@Professor F haha no. I'm American.
Ooh, careful @Blackhawk. Some Canucks think they're American too!
@Blackhawk, you're too polite..!
@Mike, Mutatten refers to all species created. Piratten, Roachen, Zombitten are Vitten, & Schwarzenitten are Hitten
@Professor F. It depends on the day if I'm that way or not. ha
Blackhawks are from the hog butcher to the world
@Chettah Butt, it's a big brother little brother thing, we like who we are, but we think you're pretty awesome too.
@Blackhawk, point taken, wait for my next villainy
Sure, throw off my nice balanced columns!
Mutatten have been moved to Hitten, :-)
We are in desparate need of more Nuppies.
Mutatten is like saying Pokemon
unless muttaten become something as u stated
What a disappointing update...
Hey...kittzels are kinda cute :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/rm016x32qlwl0ma/Kittzel_00001.png…
Bravo DDD, bravo, tip of the hat to you Sir
I'll have a zombitten, piratten, and ninjitten next week
@DDD, nice one, coat of paws is badass too!
Thanks :) Should I stick to food related kittens then LZ?
@Finlay, I'm sorry you feel that way. I loved it.
@DDD I could just eat it. I'll take five.
@Blackhawk, +1, perhaps we'll get a trinket!
Other than an expression of gratitude, which I like, there isn't much to the update, which I don't like.
@DDD, you can do what you want. I'm just announcing my intention to give my take on those three
It just STARTED with food related kittens DDD (the potatten was first), but it can go ANYWHERE.
@DDD,
Nice Kitzel. :)
Flannettens, - the flannel kittens, they are a rugged bunch.