Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-01T22:00:20-04:00
ATTENTION: Most every question is answered 2 posts below.
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Seriously? Nobody is on today? I really AM the most dedicated corpsman! I'm the only one checking back here whenever I have time, including weekends, nights, mornings, holidays if I have a computer... Remember the good 'ol days of the campaign when even on weekends it was hard to keep up? And the "Riddle 'Hour' "!!! I loved that day so much!
Epicderpguy 2015-07-01T23:00:00-04:00
Its ok we support you
Alex Locke 2015-07-01T23:07:01-04:00
Of course I didn't get my survey. All you really wanted was my money, but my opinion melts back in to the sea of background noise. Thanks a LOT, man!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-01T23:18:37-04:00
Alex, LOOK AT THE COMMENTS BELOW! Or better yet, I'll repost it.
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Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
Powers of Tesla 2015-07-01T23:25:57-04:00
I'm with Alex. Reading is HARD.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-01T23:48:24-04:00
Don't say that! He'll think his answer is "lost in the background noise" of the quietest day here for about a month! Seriously, the whole day was 7 of my comments and 6 other peoples. Yup, including this comment, a whopping 14 comments all day, 3 of which have the answers repost. That means he didn't care about and skipped 20% of all comments in the last 15 hours! This is the most comments in one hour since Chameleon came on yesterday!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-01T23:49:16-04:00
To reiterate, ALEX: LOOK FOR THE ANSWER 2 COMMENTS BELOW.
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Also, Good nighty night. Got an exam tomorrow, lab, and an early weekend. Love the 4th of July!
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-02T07:17:50-04:00
Hi Kittens!
@Alex, if you send and e-mail to support@explodingkittens.com they will gladly assist you with any problems that you have. :)
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-02T07:23:37-04:00
Again, @Alex and all other backers:
You will not get lost in the noise! The EK team will make sure that every backer gets their exploding kittens and are actively working to ensure that happens. If you feel that you have been missed or did not receive a survey for some reason, PLEASE e-mail them @ support@explodingkittens.com and they will help you out.
Answers to most other questions are either in the FAQ at the bottom of the main campaign page or can be found here in the comment section. Just ask!
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T07:47:40-04:00
*hands Alex a tampon and some Motrin*
Here you go. I find that this helps.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T07:48:11-04:00
Oh wait. You were just hungry.
*hands Alex a Snickers*
Now are you more yourself?
Epicderpguy 2015-07-02T08:27:19-04:00
Oh so you just hand HIM one?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T08:33:13-04:00
I had no idea you wanted a tampon Derp.
*hand derp a tampon*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T08:55:10-04:00
Derp gets the tampon. I get the snickers. MY precious!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T08:57:59-04:00
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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I figured that needed to be posted again since it's so far down.
Yippee for the toughest exam of the summer! So much fun!
Grammaw 2015-07-02T11:48:38-04:00
C'mon already! Enough is enough!!! It's July 2 already and I don't have my stuff!! You said you would start delivery in July and I still don't have it!!!
(Sarcasm for those so challenged). :)
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-02T12:10:04-04:00
Yay! Sarcasm!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T12:56:36-04:00
Well put, grammaw!
Don't you just love when your laptop doesn't go into hibernation mode, just sleep, so that when you actually need it it just poops out and you don't have battery so you have to get somewhere with a plug-in immediately or else it will shut down (it did) and take forever to charge? I know right? So much fun!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T12:57:08-04:00
Though I did have lunch at Cane's today with my mom, brother, and ex-exchange student, so it made up for it.
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T13:13:17-04:00
*hands Grammaw a Wethers candy*
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T13:43:06-04:00
Wether's? Is that something you just made? Or is it a cheap knock off of Werther's? Or is it a misspelling of Weather Candy?
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-02T13:59:03-04:00
* slithers around the corner, one eye on the giant crowd ahead and the other on the oven *
Hey guys! Guess what? I spent an entire week searching and found no financial crisis in Greece's sea resorts. Like every year, just this time with more cash payments. Tax evading abound.
I'm curious to check if the hotel we're staying at for three years has revoked its credit card acceptance. But that would be at end of August.
Anything new and fluffy?
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T16:51:42-04:00
Howdy Idle!
How could there be no crisis? It was in all the tabloids?
I'm in with three euros plus one euro shipping for a Tsipras postcard. I'll settle for a bottle of anything too.
Damn that homemade limoncello at the tavern...
Geist de la Muerte Gatito 2015-07-02T17:19:33-04:00
I'm out and will be away from the internet for the whole weekend. Happy Extra Day Off everyone!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T17:21:16-04:00
Hey, they're doing great so far! Nearly 1.55 million Euro in 4 days! Only 1,598,450,381 left!
See if it would've been a longer funding period and had flexible funding, it could've actually done something for them! But in one week with a fixed goal of more money than anybody but a government or monopoly corporation has, there's no hope.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T17:21:50-04:00
Happy Extra-Day-Off day, Geist! See you monday.
*shudders* Uugh, monday!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T17:22:23-04:00
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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It'd gotten down there a ways, so I thought I should put it back up top.
If it was flexible, it would look like a monster scam. Flexible funding raises my backhair, because most times you're stuck like a schmuck in a lost cause. However, this is one flexy I agree with. But at least the period should be a year or forever or something :)
Ah, yes, she abandoned us. Oh well, good night to whoever happens to stumble in here.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T17:51:45-04:00
*Bump* OW, F***! Dang it, Idle, you made me stumble into the corner of my table. I'm getting some tea once I'm done with dishes too. Good idea!
Hot sauce chicken tonight!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T17:52:20-04:00
Before you ask, it's like a full chicken thigh hot wing. It's beautiful!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T18:29:17-04:00
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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Seemed dead enough to post that again. Hopefully it will stay up there for some time this time.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T19:26:41-04:00
Lalalalala... checks geek&sundry thinking it's friday...
*does double take* OHMYGODIT'SMARKIPLIER!!!
Almost as amazing as seeing Karen Gillan and Seth Green on one, or even almost as good as Rhett and Link!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T19:27:10-04:00
Idle, pretty much! Put all of those together and you have this epic weekend!
dealing with the onslaught of cats in my yard. I need to post some pics soon on the forum.
Max Packa 2015-07-02T23:16:50-04:00
so, dumb dumb me missed the survey deadline. what happens now?
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-02T23:20:50-04:00
Max: Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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Well, time for bed. Nice to have that overnight. Tomorrow, day off, starts with going for donuts with family, but to be early enough for everyone to meet, we have to wake up at 5 am. Can't wait.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-02T23:36:05-04:00
Only have a moment before bed, but some guy in my town is stupid.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-02T23:44:41-04:00
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
5) If you missed your pledge manager, it was probably in your junk box (or something similar.) Use the link in #1) above with any questions about the pledge manager.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-02T23:45:30-04:00
Also, way to be a boss, Zem. Keeping the info rolling. You deserve a cigar. I wish I had one to go with my Brandy Old Fashioned.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-02T23:52:13-04:00
@Creeper, Looking forward to pics of your KITTEHS!!!!!!!
We are considering getting a kitten, but our rental agreement states that we can only have 2. So Stella and Space Ghost probably won't t have a furry little buddy. So I need to live vicariously though others kittens pics.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-03T00:04:48-04:00
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T06:01:40-04:00
BOO! Ha! Got 'im!
You weren't expecting me on so early! Or the Spanish Inquisition! Now I can do anything I want and there's nothing you can do about it! Muhuahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!! INQUISITION GO!
Wow it's a busy night! Now I'm just keeping up ending every sentence in ! just to keep up with the trend! Good morning everyone!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T06:07:02-04:00
Trinkets, Agent One was successful!!!
Noah 2015-07-03T09:34:46-04:00
everybody i know is waiting for mine to come
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T09:54:54-04:00
Tell them you all you have them and are just keeping it away from them because it's so amazing.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T11:24:01-04:00
As if anyone would be able to keep the amazingness away from their friends. Enemies, yes. Friends? That would be worth ending the friendship with a small horde of zombies.
Kyle Krebs 2015-07-03T12:04:28-04:00
Does anyone know if there's a print and play version of this game available already? I can't wait to try it out!!!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T12:33:29-04:00
There is not
Kyle Krebs 2015-07-03T12:44:12-04:00
Dang :(
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T13:13:26-04:00
That would kind of defeat the best part of this game if there were.
Hi, LZ!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T13:14:44-04:00
Oh wait, every comment you post makes it that much longer until I'm the 3rd best commenter. Go away! ;)
Yesterday for a time we were exactly 1,111 comments apart, though you being 4,777 meant I was 3: 666. Glad that didn't last long.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:10:10-04:00
I will not go away!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:11:16-04:00
Like skunk spray, I linger!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:29:34-04:00
Like a herpetic infection, when you think I'm gone, I come back!
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T14:37:18-04:00
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts; it's never fully gone.
I love blowing stuff up with strong firecrackers! I wish they were legal year-round here like in Missouri.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:45:45-04:00
Very true on both accounts. Of course, firecrackers are never allowed in Utah.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:46:32-04:00
Stupid Utah and their stupid bans! Firecrackers, skunks as pets, I could go on...
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:53:18-04:00
Of course, what's the point of ranting if there's no one to listen? Then you end up looking like the crazy guy in the parking lot of the grocery store. You know, the one who's missing half his teeth and smells like pee. Except his breath. That smells like poop. You don't want to look like him, so just keep your rants to yourself until you have a captive audience. Then you look like the fat conspiracy theorist nobody remembers inviting to the party.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T14:57:30-04:00
I'm hungry. Does anyone want to bring me some food?
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T15:03:07-04:00
I should have asked if anyone wanted to come over for lunch. Mwahahahaahaa! AaahaaaaHAAAAAH!
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T15:05:25-04:00
See? This is the problem. This place used to be a buzzing hive. Now it's just a graveyard. You'd think I'd be more comfortable here as a result.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T15:12:32-04:00
Anyone wanna submit an entry for the 2015 zombie shoot t-shirt art contest? It starts in a week. Email entries to me.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-03T15:28:58-04:00
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Reg I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Jarring chord. The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang.
Ximinez Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (exit and exeunt)
Reg I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Jarring chord. They burst in.
Ximinez Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn! (to Biggles) I can't say it, you'll have to say it.
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! and like them, I am here....
Evening Kittens! Was missing in action today due to training I apparently needed.... what a horrible friday. Happy 4th to those that partake of the Oatmeal's version of the 4th. Normal 4th for the rest of us. Being a saturday though, it's not a bad 4th at all.
Happy Exploding Everyone!
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-03T15:32:16-04:00
mmm... lost some formatting in that post. hopefully those fans of MPFC won't have too hard a time figuring it out.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T15:40:12-04:00
I just skimmed it. Never heard of MPFC.
C.F. "The Ex-President" Heyns 2015-07-03T15:50:44-04:00
Monty Python's Flying Circus? Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin?
Oh, yes, I've heard of that. I didn't get the acronym. I never saw the inquisition sketch.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T16:04:40-04:00
LZ, that's what I've beeen saying! I'm the one of the very few regulars on here, and I'm on the most, helping every question these days. I wish we could get the whole gang back together for another 24 hour period of awesomeness.
Micah "Zem the Mattress" Philson 2015-07-03T16:05:12-04:00
Also, stop commenting and just let it happen. I will pass you someday, but over 1000 comments is quite awhile.
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T16:08:28-04:00
I always liked Njorl's Saga
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T16:09:13-04:00
In the words of Judas Priest...
Lord Zombitten 2015-07-03T16:10:01-04:00
Actually, just look up 'Blood Red Skies.' Everyone should haar that song.
Eric 'Trinkets&Nopes' Baumgarten 2015-07-03T16:10:36-04:00
Judas Priest you say? We were listening to some Priest earlier today while we were fishing!
ATTENTION: Most every question is answered 2 posts below.
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Seriously? Nobody is on today? I really AM the most dedicated corpsman! I'm the only one checking back here whenever I have time, including weekends, nights, mornings, holidays if I have a computer... Remember the good 'ol days of the campaign when even on weekends it was hard to keep up? And the "Riddle 'Hour' "!!! I loved that day so much!
Its ok we support you
Of course I didn't get my survey. All you really wanted was my money, but my opinion melts back in to the sea of background noise. Thanks a LOT, man!
Alex, LOOK AT THE COMMENTS BELOW! Or better yet, I'll repost it.
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Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
I'm with Alex. Reading is HARD.
Don't say that! He'll think his answer is "lost in the background noise" of the quietest day here for about a month! Seriously, the whole day was 7 of my comments and 6 other peoples. Yup, including this comment, a whopping 14 comments all day, 3 of which have the answers repost. That means he didn't care about and skipped 20% of all comments in the last 15 hours! This is the most comments in one hour since Chameleon came on yesterday!
To reiterate, ALEX: LOOK FOR THE ANSWER 2 COMMENTS BELOW.
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Also, Good nighty night. Got an exam tomorrow, lab, and an early weekend. Love the 4th of July!
Hi Kittens!
@Alex, if you send and e-mail to support@explodingkittens.com they will gladly assist you with any problems that you have. :)
Again, @Alex and all other backers:
You will not get lost in the noise! The EK team will make sure that every backer gets their exploding kittens and are actively working to ensure that happens. If you feel that you have been missed or did not receive a survey for some reason, PLEASE e-mail them @ support@explodingkittens.com and they will help you out.
Answers to most other questions are either in the FAQ at the bottom of the main campaign page or can be found here in the comment section. Just ask!
*hands Alex a tampon and some Motrin*
Here you go. I find that this helps.
Oh wait. You were just hungry.
*hands Alex a Snickers*
Now are you more yourself?
Oh so you just hand HIM one?
I had no idea you wanted a tampon Derp.
*hand derp a tampon*
Derp gets the tampon. I get the snickers. MY precious!
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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I figured that needed to be posted again since it's so far down.
Yippee for the toughest exam of the summer! So much fun!
C'mon already! Enough is enough!!! It's July 2 already and I don't have my stuff!! You said you would start delivery in July and I still don't have it!!!
(Sarcasm for those so challenged). :)
Yay! Sarcasm!
Well put, grammaw!
Don't you just love when your laptop doesn't go into hibernation mode, just sleep, so that when you actually need it it just poops out and you don't have battery so you have to get somewhere with a plug-in immediately or else it will shut down (it did) and take forever to charge? I know right? So much fun!
Though I did have lunch at Cane's today with my mom, brother, and ex-exchange student, so it made up for it.
*hands Grammaw a Wethers candy*
Wether's? Is that something you just made? Or is it a cheap knock off of Werther's? Or is it a misspelling of Weather Candy?
Kittens for all!:
http://9gag.com/gag/aepp5gm
How about a Pussy Cat cocktail instead? It's a holiday weekend after all.
For Ex Prez
http://www.perpetualkid.com/kitten-bandages.html
Sold! I Will buy them by the truck load!
* slithers around the corner, one eye on the giant crowd ahead and the other on the oven *
Hey guys! Guess what? I spent an entire week searching and found no financial crisis in Greece's sea resorts. Like every year, just this time with more cash payments. Tax evading abound.
I'm curious to check if the hotel we're staying at for three years has revoked its credit card acceptance. But that would be at end of August.
Anything new and fluffy?
Howdy Idle!
How could there be no crisis? It was in all the tabloids?
The country has no money. The people keep them in jars :P
As William Wallace once said, "FREEDOM!!!!!!" Happy independence weekend to all y'all 'Muricans out there. Now go forth and blow $#!+ up!
TEP, saw this while on there seeing that picture: http://9gag.com/gag/aZxAGwW…
I need this shirt now!!!
Have no fear, Idle, the crisis will soon be over! This indiegogo campaign has raised a whole 0.0968% of their goal to save Greece!
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/greek-bailout-fund/x/10464668#/story
That's going to end as the most-funded zero-percent campaign ever. Not bad.
I'm in with three euros plus one euro shipping for a Tsipras postcard. I'll settle for a bottle of anything too.
Damn that homemade limoncello at the tavern...
I'm out and will be away from the internet for the whole weekend. Happy Extra Day Off everyone!
Hey, they're doing great so far! Nearly 1.55 million Euro in 4 days! Only 1,598,450,381 left!
See if it would've been a longer funding period and had flexible funding, it could've actually done something for them! But in one week with a fixed goal of more money than anybody but a government or monopoly corporation has, there's no hope.
Happy Extra-Day-Off day, Geist! See you monday.
*shudders* Uugh, monday!
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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It'd gotten down there a ways, so I thought I should put it back up top.
If it was flexible, it would look like a monster scam. Flexible funding raises my backhair, because most times you're stuck like a schmuck in a lost cause. However, this is one flexy I agree with. But at least the period should be a year or forever or something :)
Damn that tea. Half a cup and I'm sleeping where I'm sitting.
No, Geist, regular old Earl Grey. If you can call that regular.
Ah, yes, she abandoned us. Oh well, good night to whoever happens to stumble in here.
*Bump* OW, F***! Dang it, Idle, you made me stumble into the corner of my table. I'm getting some tea once I'm done with dishes too. Good idea!
Hot sauce chicken tonight!
Before you ask, it's like a full chicken thigh hot wing. It's beautiful!
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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Seemed dead enough to post that again. Hopefully it will stay up there for some time this time.
Nighty, klutz. Keep your head in one piece. I'm out.
Hi Idle - Goodnight Idle!
Flannel Sleeves!!!!! FTW!
Hola, Creeper! Happy independence weekend. Blow shit up and prosper.
i will be working working working.
Then my plan has come to pass! MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Plus I can't imagine you can have very fun fireworks in New York.
We have epic displays though.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america
Lalalalala... checks geek&sundry thinking it's friday...
*does double take* OHMYGODIT'SMARKIPLIER!!!
Almost as amazing as seeing Karen Gillan and Seth Green on one, or even almost as good as Rhett and Link!
Idle, pretty much! Put all of those together and you have this epic weekend!
Oats hit the nail on the head with that one
Hello LZ! How's tricks?
I'm going old school creeper tonight.. having some wine delivered. But I gardened today, man. And it's my day off! I DESERVE THIS.
Hola again, Creeper. What's shakin?
dealing with the onslaught of cats in my yard. I need to post some pics soon on the forum.
so, dumb dumb me missed the survey deadline. what happens now?
Max: Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
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Well, time for bed. Nice to have that overnight. Tomorrow, day off, starts with going for donuts with family, but to be early enough for everyone to meet, we have to wake up at 5 am. Can't wait.
Only have a moment before bed, but some guy in my town is stupid.
http://m.host.madison.com/news/local/crime_and_courts/tomah-man-charged-with-threatening-to-kill-barack-obama-in/article_1c805150-e7a5-5d0c-b514-eb4a206b01af.html…
Answers to all questions you probably are about to ask (BTW, almost everything is answered for you somewhere in the FAQ):
1) support@explodingkittens.com with the subject "CHANGE MAILING ADDRESS" so we can make sure that gets done as quickly as possible.
2) 2.5" × 3.5" or 63.5mm x 88mm
3) Shipping out around middle of July. That means it should be mid-late July when they should start showing up. It could very well be in August when you get yours, depending in where you live.(Check the last update, which you should have gotten emailed to you, or the update section. )
4) They are trying to get tracking numbers for everyone.
5) If you missed your pledge manager, it was probably in your junk box (or something similar.) Use the link in #1) above with any questions about the pledge manager.
Also, way to be a boss, Zem. Keeping the info rolling. You deserve a cigar. I wish I had one to go with my Brandy Old Fashioned.
@Creeper, Looking forward to pics of your KITTEHS!!!!!!!
We are considering getting a kitten, but our rental agreement states that we can only have 2. So Stella and Space Ghost probably won't t have a furry little buddy. So I need to live vicariously though others kittens pics.
Goodnight all.
Goodnight Trinkets!
Argh! I missed conversation because of life!
Someone got their Exploding Kittens deck early...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3148083/They-say-black-cats-bad-luck-Kitten-manages-burn-house-causing-thousands-pounds-worth-damage-just-two-days-moving-in.html
BOO! Ha! Got 'im!
You weren't expecting me on so early! Or the Spanish Inquisition! Now I can do anything I want and there's nothing you can do about it! Muhuahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!! INQUISITION GO!
Wow it's a busy night! Now I'm just keeping up ending every sentence in ! just to keep up with the trend! Good morning everyone!
Trinkets, Agent One was successful!!!
everybody i know is waiting for mine to come
Tell them you all you have them and are just keeping it away from them because it's so amazing.
As if anyone would be able to keep the amazingness away from their friends. Enemies, yes. Friends? That would be worth ending the friendship with a small horde of zombies.
Does anyone know if there's a print and play version of this game available already? I can't wait to try it out!!!
There is not
Dang :(
That would kind of defeat the best part of this game if there were.
Hi, LZ!
Oh wait, every comment you post makes it that much longer until I'm the 3rd best commenter. Go away! ;)
Yesterday for a time we were exactly 1,111 comments apart, though you being 4,777 meant I was 3: 666. Glad that didn't last long.
I will not go away!
Like skunk spray, I linger!
Like a herpetic infection, when you think I'm gone, I come back!
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts; it's never fully gone.
I love blowing stuff up with strong firecrackers! I wish they were legal year-round here like in Missouri.
Very true on both accounts. Of course, firecrackers are never allowed in Utah.
Stupid Utah and their stupid bans! Firecrackers, skunks as pets, I could go on...
Of course, what's the point of ranting if there's no one to listen? Then you end up looking like the crazy guy in the parking lot of the grocery store. You know, the one who's missing half his teeth and smells like pee. Except his breath. That smells like poop. You don't want to look like him, so just keep your rants to yourself until you have a captive audience. Then you look like the fat conspiracy theorist nobody remembers inviting to the party.
I'm hungry. Does anyone want to bring me some food?
I should have asked if anyone wanted to come over for lunch. Mwahahahaahaa! AaahaaaaHAAAAAH!
See? This is the problem. This place used to be a buzzing hive. Now it's just a graveyard. You'd think I'd be more comfortable here as a result.
Anyone wanna submit an entry for the 2015 zombie shoot t-shirt art contest? It starts in a week. Email entries to me.
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Reg I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Jarring chord. The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang.
Ximinez Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (exit and exeunt)
Reg I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Jarring chord. They burst in.
Ximinez Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn! (to Biggles) I can't say it, you'll have to say it.
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! and like them, I am here....
Evening Kittens! Was missing in action today due to training I apparently needed.... what a horrible friday. Happy 4th to those that partake of the Oatmeal's version of the 4th. Normal 4th for the rest of us. Being a saturday though, it's not a bad 4th at all.
Happy Exploding Everyone!
mmm... lost some formatting in that post. hopefully those fans of MPFC won't have too hard a time figuring it out.
I just skimmed it. Never heard of MPFC.
Monty Python's Flying Circus? Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin?
https://www.google.co.za/…
Oh, yes, I've heard of that. I didn't get the acronym. I never saw the inquisition sketch.
LZ, that's what I've beeen saying! I'm the one of the very few regulars on here, and I'm on the most, helping every question these days. I wish we could get the whole gang back together for another 24 hour period of awesomeness.
Also, stop commenting and just let it happen. I will pass you someday, but over 1000 comments is quite awhile.
I always liked Njorl's Saga
In the words of Judas Priest...
Actually, just look up 'Blood Red Skies.' Everyone should haar that song.
Judas Priest you say? We were listening to some Priest earlier today while we were fishing!