The itsy blitzy OTTer Set out upon the thread Posting in the Present Pushed her back instead Then came The End And slowed down the post rate Now the itsy blitzy OTTer Makes progress that is great!
Posted on 2013-10-02 05:55 by BlitzGirl.
We're Knights of the One True Thread To follow Time we are bred We filk great songs and post the ONGs And wait until we drop dead We dine well in the Thread of Time We eat bread and spread instead of lime We're Knights of the One True Thread Our posts never go unread They're full of wit we must admit And never are we misled We're waiting mad in Thread of Time You see our rhymes are quite sublime The river it is quite small The sea it is not at all That is our cry, we shout it high And impersonate Meg and Cueball It's a busy life in Thread of Time But I'm not all that good at mime...
Posted on 2013-07-01 07:53 by yappobiscuits.
Em cima dos telhados as antenas de TV espalham a lenda de Megball Nas ruas os mendigos com esparadrapos podres Cantam a lenda de Megball Motocicletas querendo atenção à três da manhã ― “Essa é a lenda de Megball.” Os PM's armados e as tropas de choque vomitam a lenda de Megball E nas escolas as crianças aprendem a repetir a lenda de Megball Nos bares os viciados sempre tentam se distrair com a lenda de Megball O vento forte seco e sujo em cantos de concreto Parece a lenda de Megball E a matilha de crianças sujas no meio da rua ― É a lenda de Megball E nos pontos de ônibus estão todos ali para a lenda de Megball Os uniformes Os cartazes Os cinemas E os lares Nas favelas Coberturas Quase todos os lugares E mais uma criança nasceu Não há nem santos nem pecadores aqui Só há a lenda de Megball A lenda de Megball Oh, a lenda de Megball Yeah, a lenda de Megball Uh, a lenda de Megball…
Posted on 2013-07-31 09:03 by AluisioASG.
Everybody is doin' a brand new trick, now (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) You do it when you spot a movement in a newpic, now (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) There's little baby squirpies and beesnakes to see They're hidin' in the grass so hunt 'em 1-2-3 So come on, come on, do the Loco-molpy with me You got to lay'r those PNGs, now Come on, Waiter Zoom in, crop down, Well, now, you made it dance around Now that you can do it, let's make a GIF, now (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) A-red a-green a-changin' if you take the diff, now (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) Do it in the GIMP or in Photoshop Once you're molpy-huntin' you won't wanna stop So come on, come on, do the Loco-molpy with me [Instrumental break] Move around the screen with a Loco-molpy (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) You want to keep it movin' so don't hit Control-P* (Come on Waiter, do the Loco-molpy) There's never been a game that's so easy to play There's molpies crawlin', flyin', climbin' night and day So come on, come on, play the Loco-molpy with me
Posted on 2013-06-16 06:06 by jjjdavidson.
Down by the sea was a lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Cuegan just building a lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Small trebuchet set off with a fast pull Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Down came the walls of the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp chirp Set off again toting their knapsacks full Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Said their goodbyes to the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two How could they leave their grand Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Cuegan judged it wasn't worth the hassle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp Chirp, chirp, chirpy chirpy chirp chirp Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp chirp Seemed that the Sea would win the battle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Eating away at the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Then came a girl, her beret a-tassled Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can LaPetite save our dear Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two [timeyodelling of the timeody] *cringe* Seemed that the Sea would win the battle Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Eating away at the lone Sandcastle Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Then came a girl, her beret a-tassled Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can LaPetite save our dear Sandcastle? Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Waiting are we, playing with the squirpy Molpy molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Can't see the shore; we're stuck with the chirpy Molpy molpy molpy, grapevine two Chirpy chirpy... Chirpy chirpy.. (chirpy chirpy) Chirpy chirp chirpy (Chirpy chirp chirpy) Chirpy chirpy.. (chirpy chirpy) Chirpy can you go away? (chirpy chirpy go away) Can we get back to the Sea? (chirpy back down by the Sea) Chirpy chirpy set us free (chirpy chirpy chirp no way) Chirpy chirpy chirpy CHIRPY go away! Go!
Posted on 2013-06-18 21:13 by BlitzGirl.
We passed upon the fade, we spoke of what could have been Although he wasn't there, he said he had seen a change Which came as some surprise; he had noticed! "I thought you had drawn those, a long long time ago" Oh yeah, I did I never lost control You're face to face With the man who made the world I laughed and shook his hand, and went back to their world They searched the land for answers, for years and years they roamed I gazed a gazely stare at those poor people there They should have died alone, a long long time ago Who knows? Oh, me! I never lost control You're face to face With the man who made the world
Posted on 2013-05-03 16:09 by AluisioASG.
Why are there so many songs about molpies And what type of creature they are Molpies are visions and only illusions Mistakes of the True GLR So we've been told and some choose to believe it But I know they're wrong, wait and see Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me. Who said that every question would be heard and answered when asked in the one true thread Somebody thought of it, and someone believed it now look how many pages you've read What's so amazing that keeps us thread gazing and what do we think that we might see Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me. All of us watching Time, we know that it's probably magic Have you been comaing? and have you seen the Cuegan? I've heard them calling my name Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young blitzers the voice may be one and the same I've seen it too many times to ignore it there's something that I'm supposed to post Someday we'll find it the molpy connection the Ryhmers, the blitzers, and me.
Posted on 2013-05-24 17:09 by Dracomax.
Waiting sharpens, heightens each sensation; Molpies stir and wake imagination; Discovered through enhances, as Comic time advances. Slowly, hourly, newpix are revealed here; Waiters mention references concealed here; Turn your face away from the garish light of day Stay upon your quest to be Temporal Knight; And listen to the music that we write. Blitz the Thread, if you feel you're missing something here, Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before; At the end, you've read all that came before! And you'll wait, as you never have before. Softly, loudly, waiters produce wonders; Many pages, never pulled asunder; Heresies bring candy, our modus operandi, And flamewars quenched because we cannot fight; Instead we share the music that we write. Let our thread watch a journey through a strange new world Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before - Let Lord Randall take them where they should be! Only then can they learn about the sea. Outside, worldwide, time is passing faster; No-one here can wait forever after; We must sing today, create beauty straightaway, Like the buttermolpyfly's amazing flight; We do this with the music that we write. You alone can make our songs take flight; Help us make the music that we write.
Posted on 2013-06-19 21:20 by taixzo.
After the victory of the comic "Click and Drag" XKCD became a new creative force Lord Randall he needed a brand new idea A new comic to rule o'er them all He spoke to the wizards to learn of their ways Of stars he consulted their wisest astrologer And of flora, fauna and language, he learned of them well Until finally his grand tale was ready to tell He took his pen He forged a comic… And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born, the myth of the OTC And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born… And then one day the first frame appeared Stickfigure characters sat on a beach And as the newpix went by, the story did grow And sandcastles grew high, rivers flowed The OTTers felt power in those frames They formed great religions to discover why And the OTTers knew right away That Time was one and true And they swore that they'd wait for it, for all Time The OTTers knew That Time was filled… With the glory of Randall Who created that world They waited well inside of the One True Thread With the glory of Randall Who created that world They waited well… Unico vero Comico Tempo Del sacro Autore divino Fiumi e mari Spazio e tempo Attendere che si Tutti i tempi You know well what happened then The Temporal warriors and their quest They were chosen to follow Time Till the comic's very end Their great army can't be stopped Thanks to that OTC Now they're ottifying still In that majestic OTT… And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born, the myth of the OTC And he told the Timewaiters To wait for it's might So it was born… Unico vero Comico Tempo Del sacro Autore divino Fiumi e mari Spazio e tempo Attendere che si Tutti i tempi
Posted on 2013-08-20 19:58 by yappobiscuits.
Woe to you, O Thread of Time For Lord Randall sends the newpix with wrath Because he knows that Time is long. Let him who doth wait for it Reckon the newpage of the beast For it is a human newpage And its number is six hundred and sixty six. I left alone, my mind was blank I needed time to ketchup and rub the coma from my eyes What did I see, could I believe That what I saw that morn was real and not just fantasy? Just what I saw, on that newpage Were they reflections of these strange folk posting back at me? 'Cause in my dreams, it's always there The One True Thread that drags me from the outside to its holy snare… YEEEAAAHHHH! The page was black, was no use holding back 'Cause I just had to see, had someone quoted me? On the page dark figures rant and rage Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell? SIX! SIX SIX! The newpage of the beast! Thread of Time was spawned to be released! Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised As they start to cry, hands held to the sky "The river's small!" the leader starts to bawl "The sea is big!" they cry, together in reply SIX! SIX SIX! The newpage of the beast! Timewaiting is going on tonight!
Posted on 2013-05-20 10:55 by yappobiscuits.