Seventy-six song filks in the One True Thread With a hundred and ten manips close at hand They were followed by tons and tons Of the cheesiest of puns And the double-est dactyls in the land Seventy-six song filks in the One True Thread With a hundred and ten haiku right behind There were more than two thousand ONGs With predictions that were wrong There were charts of every shape and kind There were animated gifs and outside heresies Molpy hunts, serials, hats of every style Back-in-Time sigcouragement and popes' decrees Each decree making the Waiters smile There were interactive maps and shrewd inquisitors Punishing apostates in the Comfy Chair Blitzers reading every bit Of spoilers that read "Wait for it" And off-topic topics everywhere! Seventy-six song filks in the One True Thread With a hundred and ten neat cakes on display For as long as the Waiters wait They'll be driven to create And they're waiting for it still today
Posted on 2013-06-12 20:06 by Rule110.
Listen, Randall, I hope you know There is something wrong with you— Your site is filled with erred timeouts Would you betray us at all Please don't leave us off Listen, OTTers, I hope you see There is something wrong with you You're all still waiting for what won't come Give up before you become bones Almost worshipping and waiting for something you've never seen Oh, Randall, you can't shake our faith in Time while we wait for It Listen, OTTers, I hope you see There is something wrong with you You're all still waiting for what won't come Give up before you become bones Almost living, breathing, waiting for something you've never seen Oh, Randall, you can't shake our faith in Time while we wait for It Oh, Randall, you can't shake our faith in Time while we wait for It Oh, Randall, you can't shake, shake our faith while we wait for It Oh, Randall, you can't shake, shake our faith while we wait for It Listen, Randall, I hope you know…
Posted on 2013-10-23 04:58 by AluisioASG.
Let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start When you read you begin with A-B-C When you wait you begin with do-re-me... (Do-re-me) The first three words just happen to be Do-re-me (Do-re-me) Do-re-me-fa-so-la-ti... Let's see if I can make it easy Do - What Homer Simpson says Re - A white sky pixel's glow Me - Megan, our heroine Fa - The distance they will go So - "It causally connects" La - Petite we barely know Ti - A letter before Rex And that brings us back to Do (oh-oh-oh) --------------- Let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start When you shampoo you lather-rinse-repeat When you wait you begin with small-big-neat Small-big-neat (small-big-neat) The first three words you're going to meet Small-big-neat (small-big-neat) Small-big-neat-wow-old-tiny-weird... Let's see if I can make it easy Small - Is what our river is Big - The vastness of the sea Neat - A river branching wide Wow - A very lofty tree Old - A camp along the trail Tiny - The river at the fall Weird - A tree bent by the gale And that brings us back to small (-all-all-all) (repeat) Small-big-neat-wow-old-tiny-weird-small Old-small! (Now waiters, small-big-neat-wow-old and so on are only the tools we use to build a post. Once you have these words in your heads, you can post a million different posts by mixing them up. Like this:) Old-Small-Tiny-Wow-Neat-Small-Big (Can you do that?) (old-small-tiny-wow-neat-small big) Old-Small-Tiny-Weird-Small-Big-Small (old-small-tiny-weird-small-big-small) (Now, put it all together.) Old-Small-Tiny-Wow-Neat-Small-Big, Old-Small-Tiny-Weird-Small-Big-Small (Good!) (But it doesn't mean anything.) (So we put in footnotes. One footnote for every word. Like this.) Wood5 squirrel1 bug6 falls4 tree3 bird1 tree2 Camp5 chirp1 frog6 snake7 tent2 molpy2 Small Neat Neat Neat Old Old Big Wow Wow Tiny Weird (repeat four times simultaneously with:) Wood5 squirrel1 bug6 falls4 tree3 bird1 tree2 Camp5 chirp1 frog6 snake7 tent2 molpy2 Small - Is what our river is Big - The vastness of the sea Neat - A river branching wide Wow - A very lofty tree Old - A camp along the trail Tiny - The river at the fall Weird - A tree bent by the gale And that brings us back to small Small (old small) Big (tiny wow) Neat (neat small) Wow (big) Old (old small) Tiny (tiny wow) Weird... (tiny old wow neat big) Tiny Small... Tiny Small! Old Small!
Posted on 2013-06-19 02:30 by Rule110.
So long and thanks for all the Newpix So sad that it should come to this We we thought it'd go on forever but oh dear We may not know how anything works And most of us may just lurk But we all still love the many molpys scattered throughout time So long, so long and thanks for all the Newpix Time has now come to an end There's no point trying to comprehend Sit back and let the past go by Despite the Raptorcat attack We held on through the Thwack And tried not to think about Megan's Beautiful red flag So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the Newpix So long and thanks for all the Newpix So sad that it should come to this We we thought it'd go on forever but oh dear Despite our sadness at the end of time The whole experience has been sublime Especially the one true thread and its Wonderful madness So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks For all the Newpix!
Posted on 2013-07-28 18:48 by HereBeUnmappedBits.
Each day when I get up I read a little Before I even shower or eat Take a look at the forum and cry Randall what you're doing to me I've spent all these years on xkcd But it was just three days in a week; Now─ Some time to─ (Some time to─) Yeah, some time to─ (Some time to─) Can anybody find me some time to ketchup? I read hard (He reads hard) every day I'm at work Whenever my boss leaves the room At the end of the day I rush home To Firefox and a feeling of doom I sit down at my screen and I start to click But the Newpages all come too soon Please─ Some time to─ (Some time to─) Oh, some time to─ (Please─) Can anybody find me some time to ketchup? (He reads hard) I blitz hard, (every day) every day I skim and I scan and I scroll But everybody's gotta have their say Why can't they just get lazy? They've gotta comment every frame I've got no chance I'm outnumbered And I can't quit reading (Next> Next> Next> Next>...) Got no ONGs, no time to coma I just keep losing more ground At the change of a pixel I cry "Is there a molpy to be found?" No, I'll never break free of the One True Thread 'Til the End of Time comes around No──────── (Find me some time to ketchup) (Find me some time to ketchup) (Find me some time to ketchup) ...[long repetitious buildup to big finish]... Can anybody find me──── Some time to KEHHHH──── Tchuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-up? (Find me─) (Some time to ketchup) (Find me─) (Some time to ketchup) ...[repeat and fade]
Posted on 2013-06-06 01:22 by jjjdavidson.
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight Lucky's found some shelter and resting safe tonight Somewhere out there Megan's saying a prayer That they'll find a new home there in that big somewhere out there And you could spend a thousand lifetimes staring at water and sand And never guess the world had things as beautiful or grand And as The End hits home and they head off on a new hike It helps to know we can replay them any time we like Somewhere out there, if maps can see them through Then they'll be together somewhere out there And with me and you And you could spend a thousand lifetimes staring at water and sand And never guess the world had things as beautiful or grand And as the end hits home and they head off on a new hike It helps to know we can replay them any time we like Somewhere out there, if maps can see them through Then they'll be together somewhere out there And with me and you
Posted on 2013-07-31 02:56 by dawnfire.
Somewhere beyond the sea Somewhere waitin' for me My castle stands on golden sand And watches the ships that go sailin' Somewhere beyond the sea Flags there flutterin' for me If I could swim like watermolpies Then straight to their poles I'd go sailin' It's far beyond the sea It's near before the river I know beyond a doubt Lucky will lead me there soon We'll meet beyond the shore We'll coma just as before Happy we'll be, beyond the sea And never again I'll go sailin' ***INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*** I know beyond a doubt, My heart will lead me there soon We'll meet, I know we'll meet Beyond the shore We'll coma just as before Happy we'll be, beyond the sea And never again I'll go sailin' (No more sailin') (So long sailin') (Byebye sailin')
Posted on 2013-10-02 17:47 by Red Hal.
We've been walking from the seaboard And found a molpy keyboard We thought it would be friendly (uh) Instead it did attack me (Look) We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars He's up all night 'til the sun She's comaing to get some He's up all night not for fun He's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky The molpy kept attacking Its claws kept on clawing She whacked it till it fleed It scratched her on the knee (ow) We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars He's up all night 'til the sun She's comaing to get some He's up all night not for fun He's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky We're up all night to spot lucky ... We've come too far to give up where we are So let's raise our dilgunnerang to the stars She's up all night 'til the sun He's comaing to get some She's up all night not for fun She's up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night 'til the sun We're comaing to get some We're up all night not for fun We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky We're up all night to spot Lucky
Posted on 2013-08-09 03:22 by mscha.
There, out in the darkness Cuegan are resting Near a neat tree On a mountainside On their great journey They never shall yield Till they get to the top Till they get to the top They know their way in the dark To learn and discover some more And those who follow the path to the summit Shall have their reward And if a raptorcat should attack The stick, The claws! Stars In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling the newpix With order and light You are the sentinels Silent and sure Keeping watch in the night Keeping watch in the night You know your place in the sky You hold your course and your aim And each in your season Returns and returns And is always the same And if a raptorcat should attack They'll fight back again And so it must be, for Randall has written That their journey must carry on And we will see what comes if we wait For the next ONG Randall please guide them That we may see them Safe to the top I will wait for it Till then This I swear This I swear by the stars
Posted on 2013-06-28 02:55 by yappobiscuits.
Megan: Stick-thwap Mr. Sandy Claws? Cueball: You be the victim! Megan: Let's draw straws! Megan: Randall said we work together Cueball: Two of a kind Megan: Birds of a feather Both: Time is forever! Wheeee La la-la la-la-la La-la la-la la La la-la la-la-la La-la la-la la Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws, Hiding over there Wait until he pounces then Give him such a scare Megan: First, we're going to set some bait Inside your shoulder bag and wait When he comes a-sniffing he will Grab your bag and masticate! Cueball: Wait! I've got a better scheme To keep my danger less extreme Let's trap him in this bucket here And pull his tail and hear him scream! Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Dodge him when he springs Grab our secret ninja-stick Drive him to the wings Cueball: I say use a giraffmolpy Bring it in from just offscreen Wave the bait and when he charges Stomp him into smithereens! Megan: You're so stupid, keep the mustard In the jars and on the shelves Let a giraffmolpy join and Both: We can't beat him up ourselves! Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Try to make him hiss Take too long to hit him and Cueball gets a kiss Cueball: Because Megan-raptor swings the meanest ninja-stick around If I got on her raptor-list, I'd get out of town Megan: I wish my cohort weren't so dumb Cueball: I'm not the dumb one Megan: You're no fun Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Cueball: Smash him into bits, girl Megan: Save my partner's life and we Both: Disappoint the BlitzGirl! Both: Stick-thwap the Sandy Claws Chase him off your bag Knock him on the castle and Stab him with our flag!
Posted on 2013-06-21 14:07 by jjjdavidson.