I see a newpix and it is all painted black No colors anymore all I see here is pitch black I have tried everything, including different clothes I cranked the brightness up until the darkness goes I see a newpix and it is all painted black GLR is dead maybe, OTC may not come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away This occurs more and more, yeah almost ev'ryday I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my android app and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts Time is ending thusly with a newpix painted black No more will my seasish sea go turn a deeper blue It is doing what it wants to Megan and to Cue If I will molpy down because of the setting sun Maybe a new newpix will be here when the morning comes I see a newpix and it is all painted black No colors anymore all I see here is pitch black I have tried everything, including different clothes I cranked the brightness up until the darkness goes Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Posted on 2013-07-24 11:43 by rvloon.
Please could you stop the ONGs, I'm trying to get some posts, I've got so many great ONGs to post in my script. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. When I am king, you will be first against the wall, with your lame ONGing which is of no consequence at all. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. What's that...? I may be paranoid, but I am newpixbot. Ninja-ing makes you look pretty ugly, Kicking and squealing squirly little molpy. Another ONG-post! Another ONG-post! Why don't you just give me a chance? Off with his head, man! Off with his head, man! Why don't you just give me a chance? I guess he does... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. From a great depth, from a great depth... depth... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. From a great depth, from a great depth... depth... Rise, sea; rise, sea. Come on sea, rise on me. That's it, sir, you're leaving the beach and the castles, the sea and the rivers, the trees and mountain paths. The molpies, the beesnakes, the chirpies, the squirpies. Time loves its Waiters, Time loves its Waiters, yeah.
Posted on 2013-06-17 05:10 by mscha.
I was coma'd when I wrote this Forgive me if it sounds too plain But when I got the thread open Could've sworn it had gone insane The pace was so rapid There were ninjas runnin' everywhere OTTers high on post-production You know I didn't even care 'Cause I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy, grapevine grapevine So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time I was coma'd when I wrote this So chirp me if I go too fast But Time just stopped a-tickin' And The End's now in the past Chaos all around us The mood seems like fight or flight But if you say goodbye I'm gonna rope you in the basement from spite Yeah I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time Yeah yeah yeah Lemme tell ya somethin' When you come to the OTT There's always somethin' new in store I got a meowpy in my spoiler And raptorcats ready to roar Yeah Great Lord Randall's stopped our ONG We could all let this decay, oww But before I'll let that happen I'll write rONGs anyway Oh I say a molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine (We've run all out of Time) So hang tight I'm gonna party Like it's past the End of Time (Say there's still more Time) A molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine, no no So hang tight (Party like it's past the End of Time) I'm gonna, I'm gonna... Not right, past the End of Time Can't change it, past the End of Time Past the End of Time Past the End of Time Don't stop, don't stop, Say there's still more Time! A molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy grapevine grapevine, yeah yeah So hang tight (I'm gonna party like it's past the End of Time) We're gonna, we're gonna...woo! Yeah, past the End of Time Don'tcha try an' go (Past the End of Time) Don'tcha try an' go (Past the End of Time) We could all let this decay (Past the End of Time) I don't say goodbye I'd rather write rONGs anyway (Past the End of Time) Listen to what I'm tryin' to say Everybody, everybody say party... *fades away into OTT-cake-giving*
Posted on 2013-07-29 09:14 by BlitzGirl.
Castles, cat fights, trebuchets, long nights, beanies, molpies, squirpies, chirpies, wowterfalls, dilgunnerangs, wow trees, salt seas, huge rooms, sand dunes, French girls, certain doom, linguists, campfires, healing cream, grapevines, Pokémolps, beesnakes, worm-snakes too, face-hillbugs, steam bottle ughs and a shooting star and a castleraft and lands afar. Well, it was just two people sitting when we came upon this comic, but the genius Randall sniped us with proportions astronomic, and the waiters are in mourning now the comic's not quite dead, but we'll always have a home now in this strange and wowterful thread. Castles, cat fights, trebuchets, long nights, beanies, molpies, squirpies, chirpies, wowterfalls, dilgunnerangs, wow trees, salt seas, huge rooms, sand dunes, French girls, certain doom, linguists, campfires, healing cream, grapevines, Pokemolps, beesnakes, worm-snakes too, face-hillbugs, steam bottle ughs and a shooting star and a castleraft and lands afar.
Posted on 2013-08-03 01:56 by Angelastic.
I close my eyes Only for a Time Frame and the Time Frame's gone All my Comas Pass before my eyes with curiosity Pixels in the wind All they are is Pixels in the wind Same old song Just a drop of SemenCancerbabies in an endless sea All we do Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see (Aa aa aa) Pixels in the wind All we are is Pixels in the wind Oh, ho, ho Now don't hang on Nothin' last forever but the earth and sky It slips away And all your money won't another Centinewpix buy Pixels in the wind All we are is Pixels in the wind (All we are is Pixels in the wind) Pixels in the wind (Everything is Pixels in the wind) Everything is Pixels in the wind (In the wind) (Ooo) (Ooo) (Ooo)
Posted on 2013-05-02 17:14 by Dracomax.
I ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a molpberry rose. But there is one fact that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Megan and Cueball show. Other day I'm on xkcd, and guess what I do see? Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring out on the sea. Said, "What the hell's this", and fhorn said, "Boy, don't you know?" The whole world's gone crazy over that there Megan and Cueball show. Talk about going swimmin', now I could go for that. I wouldn't like it inside my mouth, I'd be inclined to use a mask! On comedy, I'm a Simpsons man. I like Homer, Bart and Moe. But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Megan and Cueball show. Copernicium112, now there's a helluva name. Its got that unrhymable sound for which no word is near the same. Ain't no yappobiscuits, now that guy's cool with me. If I had my way YouTube'd be just him and xkcd. I ain't nothing special, I'm your average stick-legged man. I like a Valarya cupcake and I eat 'em by the hand! I don't give a raptor's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose. I sure get a kick outta them Megan and Cueball shows.
Posted on 2013-06-02 05:38 by azule.
Pole, pole, pole your barge Quickly up the stream, Molpity, molpity, molpity, molpity Look, we've made a meme!
Posted on 2013-07-25 03:53 by CasCat.
Pope again! Can it be, it's me, Pope again! Time to think of something new I can ask you all to do Make a papal de-cree, a de-cree... "In my pants?" That's been done; no, not a chance. Or I could ask you all to dance But I won't know if you do Because I can not see you. Pope again! Heeheehee, it's me, Pope again! Time to have you sing a song, Post a pic or post a rONG Time to make a de-cree, a de-creeee (Key change) Pope again! Can't you see, it's me, Pope again! Time to think of something new I can ask you all to do Make a papal de-cree, a de-cree...
Posted on 2013-08-07 10:45 by lmjb1964.
In the thread of Time, I was kinda tardy lurking for a bit, 'fore comin' to the party With my guitarish name -- "StraPlayer" -- I'm punnin' when I'm able But I can still stall; someTimes, my mind's under the table... But I kill the post fights, I put 'em in neutral Stop the flamin' with a poster, 'cause of my word control: "Uh, babby's from semen (maybe vitamin D)?" Even got a couple of mentions up on the Time wiki... Yeah, I'm a Knight Temporal, no need to complain 'bout my shotgun posting, 'cause I do strain to refrain from postin' everything, yeah, that you could read. But what does get said -- well, you just gotta believe. And whether Time's bright, or even if it's dark I'm postin' it all, when I get a burnin' creative spark... Yo, post it: So.... unbelievable... I'm a poster, baby, and you know Time thrills me! (double-postin' buckshot!) So.... undeniable... I'm a poster, baby, and you know Time thrills me!
Posted on 2013-05-01 16:36 by StratPlayer.
Long ago Time began on on the 25th of March With two people sitting on a shore Motionless to all but quickly they began to move And we all Waited eagerly for more When first we started posting, our minds seemed very dark, In the Time before the newpix became long But then they began building and the blackness went away As we turned to the True Comic every dong For the Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky And legions of us Wait for it although we know not why Pray that Time will fly (in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) They kept to their construction: slowly, yes, but sure A camera pan thrilled every devotee And then they both went swimming, and Megan spat out drops Of the semencoffeecancerbabies sea Religion sprang anew with the trebuchet attack Megan falling off her mound by mistake We made Churches and titles as the castellation grew Up by the sea (or river? Not a lake) Oh, the Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky And legions of us Wait for it though we get no reply Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) We spoke of the Recursion, we Knighted ourselves too, Observed them and their Observation Stand And though our creeds may differ, some Timewaiters, some not We still agree the Sandcastle is grand May the Castle keep on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky Time keeps a-drifting onward; I'll see it by-and-by Pray that Time will fly The Castle keeps on growing ever high I've seen it rising far into the sky Far off in the future someone hears this lullaby... I Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic) Pray that Time will fly (fly in The Comic)
Posted on 2013-04-19 09:09 by BlitzGirl.