[1] Keep our Cue- gan / [2] safe where we left them / [3] step- ping on the / [4] shore. The / [5] sea is- n't kind, it / [6] does what it wants. It / [7] may rise a- gain once / [8] more. We / [9] pray that the raft won't / [10] float a- way. We / [11] pray that they reach high / [12] ground, a- bove the / [13] fi- nal shore's ex- / [14] panse. We / [15] pray asc- / [16] en- ding seas do / [17] not re- claim our / [18] Meg and Cue's new / [19] home. / [20] All of this we / [21] pray: / [22] Be it safe to / [23] stay. / [24] Squir- pies and chir- pies / [25] fill the trees with / [26] joy in the pro- mised / [27] land. We be- / [28] seech Thee the / [29] For- ty have / [30] made it to main- land and / [31] not to an / [32] is- land and / [33] trapped in ri- sing / [34] wa- ter if the / [35] sea is not quite / [36] done ri- sing / [37] up. / [38] Lead them. / [39] Lead them. / [40] We be-seech Thee . / [41] now, at the / [42] end of / [43] Time. / [44] Hum- bly Thee we / [45] pray: / [46] Let them be o- / [47] kay. A- men / [48] A- . / [49] men.
Posted on 2013-08-04 05:23 by ucim.
Punsaw...VITSSÅGEN, JA! Yikes, you'd better run faster! When BlitzGirl's away the punners will play But when she's here puns won't get past her!
Posted on 2013-10-02 08:08 by BlitzGirl.
Have you met these friends of mine Postin' in the thread of Time On that famous OTT With their semencoffeesea Neat hats from sacred hatters Cupcakes and Boom-De-Yadas Spending each ONG chime Having a wonderful Time If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Go read the thread that's full of wits Puttin' on the Blitz Wondrous folks with song filks and molpy hunting Great company and all misfits Puttin' on the Blitz That's where each timewaiter hangs their jacket When coma ends they ketchup every last bit Waitin' for it Come with me and we will see Meg and Cueball As they journey through each newpix Puttin' on the Blitz
Posted on 2013-06-20 12:17 by yappobiscuits.
Internet on a dark night, see cool things that are there Warm smell of a coffee1, rising up through the air Coming in through the curtains, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I hadn't stopped for the night! There I sat, tired at my desk; I hadn't comaed well; And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then I sipped on my coffee1, refreshed the demons away, There were voices on the One True Thread, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace Plenty of Time in Randall's One True Comic Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here My mind is definitely twisted, wondering "what if it ends" I got a lot of pretty, pretty hats, I call friends We don't want it to be like, the horror that was LOST. Or the ones who cancelled firefly, turning fire to frost! So I called up the P-FAN, "Please bring me newpix" He said, "We haven't had a new ONG here since what outsiders call 'six'" And still those voices are calling from far away, Keep you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to Randall's One True Comic Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely pace We're livin' it up for Randall's One True Comic Making awesome things (making awesome things) like dinosaurs with wings! On this needle-pulled thing, [your name]'s really nice, But [s]he said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" And in the inquisition, They gathered for the feast They pelt it with their M&M's, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the outsider I was before "Relax," said the night bots, "We are programmed to receive. You can log-out any time you like, But you can never leave!"
Posted on 2013-05-16 18:06 by HES.
Seat belts, everyone! Please let this be a normal ketchup! With the Blitz? No way! Awww... Cruisin' through the fora You're relaxed and feelin' good (yeah) Next thing that you know you're seein' (Waa-ha-ha-hoo) Raptorsharks in the neighborhood?! Blitzin' through the pastposts Singin' with the bards (Yee-haw) Yes we know it's all related Here on Earth, maybe on Mars! On the One True Thread now Navigate some footnotes 1,2 Read through the One True Thread now Catch a molpy, too (take that!) On our One True Thread now Scrolling a panorama On the One True Thread now Such a fine thing to do! (Whoooaaa...) So keep a watch for LaPetite Wait for it and don't ask why (come on) Sea is big, the tree is neat The River's small and raptors fly On the One True Thread now Step inside - it's a wilder ride! Come on - read through the One True Thread now! (ni ni ni ni)
Posted on 2013-05-28 22:06 by BlitzGirl.
Megan: Who will save the river valley? That's our drinking water. This was once a sacred place now, look at what we've got here. I'll pretend the river isn't broken, stay strong for Rob. But soon we'll have to start using the steam thing, or find more rivers… Me and Rob went swimming last night, he's some kid I care 'bout, but the sea just does not taste right; we got scared, and spat it out. The sea is big, and rising toward our castles; we don't know why. Something's adding land or raining, or there's more rivers… This is my world, this is my world, don't let it go away. Is it a crime, spending my Time, dreaming of yesterday? Let's go look for river valleys, we can find some answers, find out where those voices come from, 'semen'? 'Ice'? And 'cancers'? Timewaiters: At this we rang the ONGs anticipating the loss of our new world unto the Fading. As BlitzGirl ran her last ketchup, we all feared our Time was up… All: This is my world, don't take it away... Is your favourite place controlled by an internet cartoonist? Do you think you'll have some power posting newpix soonest? Are you fine with your sand castles? Are they gonna crumble? I'm living in the river valley, come and join me for a tumble! Timewaiters: Pearl by perl°, our community is tightly knit from sunrise to the last call - we Wait for it and life is sublime, when the world has you, and you have Time. All: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace LaPetite: Who will save the river valley? (this is my world) Who will save the river valley? (this is my world) Who will save the river valley? (this is my world) Who will save the river valley?
Posted on 2013-05-06 22:30 by Angelastic.
Our comic’s bigger than most And if asked I boast ’cause I’m really proud So I shout it loud RUN with Megan and Cue They will RUN with you We don't know all the history, Climax or mid-story? Heroes or casualties? Fllotsam or catmolpies? Still what we know's good enough: ’cause we’ve got Rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And water! All aboard, everyone! We’ve got Rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And rocks and trees And trees and rocks And water!
Posted on 2013-07-25 21:42 by Angelastic.
Round the thread and home again That's the Otter's way Faster faster, faster faster There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're ottowing^ Or which way the thread's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a zanclean flood a-blowing Not a mustard pixel is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of gimp a-glowing Is the paint-dot-net mowing Yes, the blitz quest must be growing For the otters keep on ottowing^ And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing
We built castles by the sea They brought us fun and were a joy to see But the sea rose high, washed them away Why could this be, we could not say We must find out, we must learn more We travelled far, far from the shore What will we find, what will we see Will we ever learn about the rising sea… Walking up big hills and mountainsides Travelling way way up high Passed molpies and wow trees and wowterfalls Watched beesnakes and flutterbees fly Lucky the Keyboard pounced on Cueball's back Megan picked up her thwap-stick to attack! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Strange folk met in the barren wastes Beanies they wore on their heads Took us away to their castle up high To meet with their leader, who said: "The sea it is filling, far up it will roam, Engulfing the land and destroying your home!" RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN TO THE HILLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Posted on 2013-07-19 22:54 by yappobiscuits.
It’s… semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesoniceocean! a list that long of nasty things is quite a noxious potion but if you say it long enough you might enjoy the notion semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesoniceocean! *Oh molpy molpy molpy oh grapevine *Oh molpy molpy molpy oh grapevine Oh, Cuegan went out to the sea to swim is all they sought they hurried back on to the beach where Megan pffthhed and coughed then Cueball asked her "you ok" "Just got some in my mouth" what is it that's inside that sea oh we may never know: Oh! semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesoniceocean! a list that long of nasty things is quite a noxious potion but if you say it long enough you might enjoy the notion semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesoniceocean!
Posted on 2013-06-18 17:13 by jovialbard.